I bit the bullet. 1 Bi+ tH3 Bulle+. I BIT DA BUL3T. Mordí la bala. (1232 hits)
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Submitted by Phinch (View user info) at 2004-12-10 11:58:18 EST
Dear Blog-
I proposed to my girlfriend on her birthday Monday. I had bought her the biggest, whitest, shineiest diamond ring I could afford and she said yes. Actually she said "Are you kidding?" followed by "Are you serious?" I actually had to ask again.
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DEAR BLOG-
I PROPOSED 2 MAH GIRLFREIND ON HAR BIRTHDAY MONDAY1!!!! OMG WTF I HAD BOUGHT HER TEH BIGEST WHIETST SHIENEIST DIMOND RNG I CUD AFORD AND SHA SADE YAS111111!1 LOL ACTUALY SHA SADE R U KIDNG????!?? OMG WTF FOLOWAD BY R U SARIOUS??!?!! OMG LOL I ACTUALY HAD 2 ASK AGANE11!1!!! OMG LOL
Blog-
querido que propuse a mi novia en su cumpleaños lunes. La había comprado el anillo más grande, más blanco, ma's shineiest del diamante que podría producir y ella dijo sí. Ella dijo realmente que "es usted que embroma?" siguen por "le serio?" Tuve que pedir realmente otra vez.
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Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-04-27 01:53:05 EDT (#)
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y helo thar buttsecks!1!!
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-04-27 01:40:25 EDT (#)
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Can I still wear my Phinch thong?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-27 01:20:07 EDT (#)
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Its a fish, and it lives in your ear.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-27 01:19:50 EDT (#)
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You know, that babelfish translation is so obvious when you do teh german.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-04-27 01:05:56 EDT (#)
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Oh, I missed this.
Congratuations, Phinch.
But I still think marriages are ghey.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-12-11 23:51:17 EST (#)
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Probably no such luck. But I'll try, damnit.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-12-11 20:10:23 EST (#)
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Fight! Fight! Fight!
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-12-10 23:10:52 EST (#)
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Well, CookieLass, I'm sorry if I don't fit your opinion of how I should be behaving on Ubersite. It seems to me that I merely made a joke (albeit a bad one, but I never claimed to be funny) about how men tend to complain that everything changes once they get married. I certainly do not believe this, and I am sure that not very many other people do either. Basically, I made a stupid joke and if it offended Phinch, I'm sure that he would say so, and I would apologize. Until then, kindly fuck off with telling me to shut up. I will not listen to you, and in fact, in celebration of my immaturity, every post of yours that I rate from here on out will probably contain my previous comment (with a rating that I feel fits the writing, not an auto -2).
And I have a few very special insults saved up that I feel certain that you would not appreciate. [Note the lightly bantering tone there]
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-12-10 21:25:39 EST (#)
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Genius...
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-12-10 21:07:00 EST (#)
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before we know it there are gonna be little phinches poppin out.
nicely done
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2004-12-10 17:38:55 EST (#)
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Shaddup LadyPlural. Quit giving actual grown-ups a bad name.
I'm slightly disturbed by the boredom that caused this...
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-12-10 17:18:25 EST (#)
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Congratulations. And good luck- YOU'LL NEED IT! BWAHAHAHAHA!
That laughter was in reference to the secret pact that all women have made that states that we must make all males suffer as soon as they marry us. Oops. I'm going to have to kill you now that I've told you that.
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-12-10 15:33:31 EST (#)
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Sweet!
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2004-12-10 14:59:47 EST (#)
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congrats buddy. try to knock her up before the wedding... that's always cause for some commotion.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-12-10 14:49:10 EST (#)
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Liebes Blog,
das ich zu meiner Freundin auf ihrem Geburtstag Montag vorschlug. Ich hatte sie der größte, weißeste, shineiest Diamantring gekauft, den ich mir leisten könnte und sie sagte ja. Wirklich sagte sie, daß "sind Sie kidding?", von "gefolgt Sie ernst?", Ich mußte wirklich wieder bitten.
brendan- theres a pic of her on here somewhere, i'm too lazy to find it.
thanks all.
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2004-12-10 14:15:39 EST (#)
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Aww, congrats!
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-12-10 14:14:03 EST (#)
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invitations? we don't need no stinkin invitations.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2004-12-10 13:33:32 EST (#)
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Sucka!!!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-12-10 13:29:49 EST (#)
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Whoot! Great news. Congrats!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-12-10 13:29:19 EST (#)
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Auf Deutsche, bitte?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2004-12-10 13:12:58 EST (#)
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Mazel tov!
Submitted by lush (user info) at 2004-12-10 13:12:43 EST (#)
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Congratulazioni! Spero che due siate insieme felici!
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-12-10 13:07:32 EST (#)
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Congratulations!
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-12-10 12:55:34 EST (#)
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Where/when is the bachelor party and I don't give a fuck if we never met, I'm fucking coming and I'm bringing a bunch of hookers, coke and hookers and just in case I'll bring some cokewhores too.
Congrats you motherfucker.
P.S. Post a pic of her so I can draw a big cock on her head.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-12-10 12:46:20 EST (#)
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RILLY?!????!?! OMG LOL AVAN AFT3R SHE CAUGHT U SCALNG DA WAL?!?!!! CONGRATULATIONS TAHTS GR3AT1!!1!!1! OMG WTF LOL
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-12-10 12:45:19 EST (#)
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way to go bro
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2004-12-10 12:40:36 EST (#)
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Nice styles. Good way to add variety.
Submitted by Zandy1123 (user info) at 2004-12-10 12:23:13 EST (#)
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congrats!!!
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2004-12-10 12:21:01 EST (#)
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Mon crayon est grand et jaune.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-12-10 12:18:37 EST (#)
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WOOOOO!!!
Congrats Phinch!
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-12-10 12:18:19 EST (#)
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ah, the wonders of the google translator...unless you really speak french and spanish so in that case fuck you puto.
Submitted by Smurfs (user info) at 2004-12-10 12:12:32 EST (#)
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Congrats :)
*hugs*
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2004-12-10 12:10:21 EST (#)
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GO YELLOW PIRATE WOO!!!! congrats man and best wishes.
-Black Ninja
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-12-10 12:09:32 EST (#)
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Cher Blog- que j'ai proposé à ma petite amie sur son anniversaire lundi. Je l'avais achetée le plus grand, le plus blanc, shineiest anneau de diamant que je pourrais me permettre et elle a dit oui. En fait elle a dit que "êtes vous badinant?" suivis de "êtes vous sérieux?" Je réellement ai dû demander encore.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-12-10 12:06:59 EST (#)
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C'est dommage.
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-12-10 12:04:04 EST (#)
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c'est vrai?
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-12-10 12:03:54 EST (#)
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Thanks-
Probably in September. And we haven't registered anywhere yet.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2004-12-10 12:00:33 EST (#)
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MAZEL TOV!!!!!
When's the big day, and where are you registered?