I have no idea what's going on here (3950 hits)
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Submitted by hidden101 <hidden101.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-12-11 05:50:34 EST
What's up man I haven't heard from you in a while but this is one of the
times I wish you were here because I definitely need you insight on this
one. I saw this fat chick today and she was absolutely gorgeous, I couldn't
believe it because she was huge and didn't have any stretch marks anywhere
that I could see. Her face and hair were awesome she had these glasses on
that complemented her very well. I have never seen a girl the size of an
elephant that took such good of care of her self and was so beautiful. I
honestly can't believe it and I'm dead serious. I've been thinking about her
all day long. Do you ever have a brief conversation with someone and you
can't get them out of your head? I don't think I have any chance but I've
never been so turned on by a plus size before. I just thought I would let
you know because I don't think I'm going to see anyone else for a couple
days and I really needed to get it out. I'm really hoping you had something
to say. Hopefully you don't think I'm extremely weird but I'm really
dumbfounded this time. When I said she was fat, I really can't express how
fat she was, like spandex fat but that's ok because I was thinking of all
the benefits of fat people, an example would be you could spread your arms
out all the way and just squeeze the hell out of her and she would probably
feel like a gigantic pillow. That would give me an overwhelming sense of
love. I know there is no chance I just can't get over it because I don't
think I've ever really found a fat woman this attractive and was wondering
if you have ever shared a similar experience. She wasn't like sweaty or
anything and she could move around really well. I volunteered at this place
today and she was the director or what ever and we were separating presents
for retarded people so I worked with her for a little while but then she had
to leave. I mean it didn't really strike me at first but after I looked at
her a few times I could really tell. She has a master's degree in
international relations and she can speak three languages. She's from Porto
Rico. Well I guess there isn't really anything left to say but I needed to
get it out. I really wish you here now man. How's everything going? I'm
really looking forward to hearing your comments and I really am serious.
ps- what the hell man if they are comin at you , means they want somthin ,more better you look after them and care for them ,than they get on the street uh?
User Reviews
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-17 15:32:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
dear god
Submitted by drfeggphd (user info) at 2005-02-08 16:09:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
all love is doomed -- julian cope, "s*t*a*r*c*a*r"
Submitted by Nobb (user info) at 2004-12-20 01:19:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Genius.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-12-19 15:55:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-16 06:29:22 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sword (user info) at 2004-12-16 02:45:59 (#)
Ranking: -2
Why the hell are you posting your email on ubersite?
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because it made me laugh so hard i cried. if you didn't find this funny, you have one lame sense of humor.
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I did not find it funny at all.
Not at all.
I *giggle* swear to god this is the wo*guffaw*rst piece of shit I've evar read!
HOLY SHIT I THINK I BLEW A VEIN LAUGHING!
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-12-19 15:42:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHA, reading those last two reviews was like a condensed version of all the funnys. REPOST!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-19 12:27:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"She wasn't like sweaty or anything and she could move around really well."
ahahahahahahahaha
i can't stop laughing at that one. i don't know how you people don't get it. he's talking about a woman he's honestly attracted to and he says THAT, dead serious. how can you NOT laugh?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-19 12:24:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-12-19 12:07:29 (#)
Ranking: 1
Why does everyone think this post is bad? I mean, read the last sentence before the 'p.s.' This guy is SERIOUS. Laugh at his seriousness and inability to form a coherent sentence because of his serious state of mind. If he were kidding do you think it would be as funny? I, for one, and one for I, think not, to not to think...
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you're the only one that got it... *sigh*
why are you the only one that ever gets me around here? this is hilarious because this is an email from someone that is being completely serious. read these lines and then realize he's serious and if you aren't laughing, check your pulse.
"I couldn't believe it because she was huge and didn't have any stretch marks anywhere that I could see."
"I have never seen a girl the size of an elephant that took such good of care of her self and was so beautiful. I honestly can't believe it and I'm dead serious."
"I don't think I have any chance but I've never been so turned on by a plus size before"
"When I said she was fat, I really can't express how fat she was, like spandex fat but that's ok because I was thinking of all the benefits of fat people, an example would be you could spread your arms out all the way and just squeeze the hell out of her and she would probably feel like a gigantic pillow."
"She wasn't like sweaty or anything and she could move around really well. I volunteered at this place today and she was the director or what ever and we were separating presents for retarded people so I worked with her for a little while but then she had to leave."
"She's from Porto Rico."
"I'm really looking forward to hearing your comments and I really am serious."
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-12-19 12:07:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Why does everyone think this post is bad? I mean, read the last sentence before the 'p.s.' This guy is SERIOUS. Laugh at his seriousness and inability to form a coherent sentence because of his serious state of mind. If he were kidding do you think it would be as funny? I, for one, and one for I, think not, to not to think...
Submitted by GlitchCowman (user info) at 2004-12-17 14:52:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Beautiful!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-16 06:29:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sword (user info) at 2004-12-16 02:45:59 (#)
Ranking: -2
Why the hell are you posting your email on ubersite?
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because it made me laugh so hard i cried. if you didn't find this funny, you have one lame sense of humor.
Submitted by Sanity (user info) at 2004-12-16 03:38:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You are a very sick and twisted little person. Your friend would need a WHOLE lot of flour to find the wet spot on that one. +2 for beached whales.
Submitted by sword (user info) at 2004-12-16 02:45:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Why the hell are you posting your email on ubersite?
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-12-16 01:27:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
er, actually i meant this one
"Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-16 01:21:55 (#)
Ranking: 0
my genius is wasted here on you imbeciles."
stupid machine gun poster
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-12-16 01:26:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
this is for your last reply
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-16 01:26:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
if you morons couldn't figure out that i didn't write a single word of this (not even "porto rico"), then i'm sorry you were only born with half a brain.
this was an email sent to me. what did you dolts think, this was a letter to Ubersite? get a clue.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-16 01:21:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
my genius is wasted here on you imbeciles.
Submitted by sword (user info) at 2004-12-16 01:11:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This sucks
Submitted by Merely (user info) at 2004-12-16 00:59:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey Einstein, it's spelled Puerto Rico.
Wanna play that game?
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2004-12-14 22:44:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hey man, sorry about provoking you with all that shit on my last piece, i was just runnin' an experiment and making a point.
peace homes-
wardo
Submitted by xenon (user info) at 2004-12-14 14:38:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
for the pic
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2004-12-14 14:24:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
what the hell man if they are comin at you , means they want somthin ,more better you look after them and care for them ,than they get on the street uh?
What the hell post is that from? I remember reading, but I can't find it.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-12-11 21:31:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-11 14:06:15 (#)
Ranking: 0
no one understands my genius.
I do.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-12-11 19:14:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
what the hell man if they are comin at you , means they want somthin ,more better you look after them and care for them ,than they get on the street uh?
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Every time I see this I just think back to Shandy's review on the post...
Submitted by shandythedog Ranking: 2
"Good point, wazza!"
Makes me laugh every time.
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2004-12-11 17:12:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
what the hell man if they are comin at you , means they want somthin ,more better you look after them and care for them ,than they get on the street uh?
I'm sorry, but this will never get old.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-12-11 16:13:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
How many guys could she take on at once?
Five?
Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2004-12-11 15:10:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
MEAT IS FOR THE MAN BONES ARE FOR THE DOGS! ARF.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-11 14:06:15 EST (#)
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no one understands my genius.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-12-11 13:18:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
See that chick in the third row? Kind of middle-aged? Screwed her on a cruise to Santa Cruz in a really dark closet filled with pool chemicals.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-12-11 12:43:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd do her...
WITH A TWINKIE! OOOOOOHhhh...I'msosad...
Submitted by EH (user info) at 2004-12-11 10:27:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-12-11 06:13:25 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2004-12-11 05:57:10 (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-12-11 05:52:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
what the hell man if they are comin at you , means they want somthin ,more better you look after them and care for them ,than they get on the street uh?
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-12-11 10:19:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
what the hell man if they are comin at you , means they want somthin ,more better you look after them and care for them ,than they get on the street uh?
Whenever I see this I laugh uncontrollably.
Submitted by NoahsArk (user info) at 2004-12-11 10:05:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Spelled puerto rico wrong
WOO ASSHOLE ALERT!
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-12-11 08:42:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This post is quality, but not your best work.
This is your finest post
http://www.ubersite.com/m/5393
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-12-11 07:44:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Zombie_Reagan (user info) at 2004-12-11 07:26:33 (#)
Ranking: 0
Hell-spawn.
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ahahahaha
this persons comments on your posts are hilarious.
Submitted by Zombie_Reagan (user info) at 2004-12-11 07:26:33 EST (#)
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Hell-spawn.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-12-11 07:14:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
what the hell man if they are comin at you , means they want somthin ,more better you look after them and care for them ,than they get on the street uh and eat everyone, uh?
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-12-11 06:47:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Are you going to rip me a new asshole if I say that this has been on here before?
How about if I say "Ugh, one big paragraph, you fucking suck."
Boy, this was your best effort!
Do you know how many people have done this before you?
YOU ROXXORS MY SOXXORS!11!!ONE!!111.
There. Did I cover all the bases?
Submitted by Quasiplasmohedron (user info) at 2004-12-11 06:31:34 EST (#)
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I have no idea what's going on here
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-12-11 06:13:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2004-12-11 05:57:10 (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-12-11 05:52:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
what the hell man if they are comin at you , means they want somthin ,more better you look after them and care for them ,than they get on the street uh?
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-12-11 06:10:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
William "the fridge" Perry
Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-11 06:05:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fat people Rock.. Man I hate obese fucks they suck.. i just the Average Fat people are funny and joyful kinda like santa claus.. lol
I have seen one chubby chick that I was like damn.. she was just a little thick If I can find the pic I'll post it.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2004-12-11 05:57:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-12-11 05:52:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
what the hell man if they are comin at you , means they want somthin ,more better you look after them and care for them ,than they get on the street uh?
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2004-12-11 05:55:36 EST (#)
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That's a whole lotta woman.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-12-11 05:52:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
what the hell man if they are comin at you , means they want somthin ,more better you look after them and care for them ,than they get on the street uh?