Elf: Christmas Movies Can Suck My Dick Review (609 hits)
Category: Movies & TVRating: -1.11 on 9 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by UrDrunknImag (View user info) at 2004-12-12 14:26:49 EST
First of all Will Ferrel has never been funny and this movie is no exception. Most people will retort "Well what about SNL as the retard cheerleader or maybe as Alex Trebek. You had to laugh at that". Nope Will Ferrel is a shittier comedian than he is actor, I mean god he acts like he's five in every movie he's in. I know this movie is directed towards kids, but as a kid I would be insulted this idiot playing down to me for underserved praise, but hey kids are stupid, especially those in high school (Lets go into the middle of the woods on the coldest day of the year make a bon fire and drink beer, we're fucking rebels against authority with shriveled nuts no girl would suck on). Same goes for Old School; it's nice to know teenagers can laugh at something inherently not funny. I know pot can be fun, but don't let it affect you to the point where you laugh at anything, nobody gets that stoned and this isn't fucking bat country. Like I said teenagers are more retarded than Will Farrel's shitty acting.
Well besides Will Ferrel this movie is absolute shit, writing is poor and unfunny. Also any movie about Christmas is retarded these days. It wouldn't have been as bad if they didn't show half the movie in the commercials promoting it. Besides the whole Central Park fiasco the entire movie's jokes are seen in the 10 second clips featured in the commercials. What a great marketing plan, brainwash the fucking public by showing all the parts of the film that have any relevance at all and hope DVD sales skyrocket because all anyone can remember are the 10 second clips. Too bad people didn't take the easy way out and infer the story through the commercials alone, would have saved you 60 bucks to see it in the theaters with your kids add popcorn and buying it on Special Edition DVD (solve for x). X = Will Farrel Took A Nice Steaming Dump On Your Religious And Fantasy Beliefs, Take That America. Fuck Yeah!
Nice pointless story with another exploitation of the Christmas season. It's good to note that this film probably started advertising around July, you know when the Christmas Season starts. How big is Santa's ass getting? He probably gets a nice fuck every year though, by those company execs, so it can't be that bad.
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Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2004-12-13 10:08:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
The movie wasn't good, but Will was above average (for WIll). The movie gave me a warm fuzzy feeling (not in my pants) and I enjoyed it. However, I have to agree that Will has had a more difficult time than most Saturday Night Live, breakthrough actors. He tends to get bit parts in movies that aren't very good. But, I have faith that he will be Very funny one of these days. We just have to hang in there with him.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-12-12 23:23:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Sorry, but that movie was fucking hilarious.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-12-12 23:14:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 for making me try to decypher this.
-2 for shit sake.
One of the best movie scenes in history is Frank the Tank... (not the streak) but the beer bong that started it...
The piston arms, spitting beer, yeah. Laughed myself out of breath at that.
Submitted by miss_behvn (user info) at 2004-12-12 23:09:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You suck, Will Ferrell rocks. Nuff said.
Submitted by Kazzerax (user info) at 2004-12-12 16:00:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck Christmas.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-12-12 15:52:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
That movie was awesome.
You are not.
Submitted by Wuzi (user info) at 2004-12-12 15:48:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Can't tell exactly if your trying to get on most heated or not so I am gonna -2 this because it is untrue. I am not a teenager and I believe he is one of the funniest men alive. I do do pot but thats not why I think he is funny.
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2004-12-12 15:39:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by BT (user info) at 2004-12-12 14:29:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
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