Yet Another Day in the Mind of CATAL (1064 hits)
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Submitted by CATAL (View user info) at 2004-12-13 01:04:29 EST
The chaos continues:
Self: What song was I just listening to?
Memory: I have no idea.
Self: ...
Memory: Ar-Are you waiting for me to say something?
Self: I was just contemplating the use of a memory who can't remember jack shit.
Memory: Oh wait! I got it now! It was, uh, it was-oh goddamnit, I know this... Oh yeah! "Back in the Day" by Megadeth. See? I told you I'd get it eventually.
Self: No you didn't. (And do you realize that three songs have passed in the time it took to write this, and now I actually can't remember what the initial song was? Megadeth was the second song)
Memory: Didn't I? (And why are we talking in parentheses?)
Self: (I was referring to me writing this)
Obsessiveness: Third wall! You're breaking the third wall!
Sensibility: Fuck off.
Self: You know, you've turned into a real asshole through this series.
Spite: You fuck off too.
Self: Di-did you just change all of a sudden?
Spite: No! I told you to FUCK OFF!
Self: Anyway...
Self-Reliance: Do you realize finals are coming up? You should be studying mister.
Carelessness: Ha! Fuck that man, just relax. Have a good time! Laissez le bons temps rouler! (That means let the good times roll) That's French you don't have to study for! Ho!
Self-Reliance: You read that in a fucking comic man! And what's this "Ho!" business? Who are you? Liono?
Carelessness: Hey, relax dude. All's good in da hood. Ain't no thing but a chicken wing.
Mimicry: "What - the hell - does that - mean?"
Self-Reliance: Okay, you *Carelessness* watch too much "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" and you *Mimicry* watch too much Seinfeld, not to mention every other TV show quoted by you on a daily basis.
Mimicry: "Actually," *thick Scottish accent* "I was a wonderful father."
Self-Reliance: Oh God, *shakes head* what is he doing now?
Mimicry: "When did I ever tell you to go to bed, or wash behind your ears, or do you homework? I taught you self-reliance." *points to Self-Reliance*
Self-Reliance: I hate you.
Memory: Ne-heh. Ha, haha.
Self-Reliance: *Sighs* What? What's so funny?
Memory: Oh, um, uh, nothing...
Self-Reliance: No seriously, *not seriously* what's SO funny? I mean, we're all DYING to know!
Memory: Well, it's just, when you said "I hate you," it reminded me of Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
Carelessness: I love that show!
Self-Reliance: You would.
Carelessness: What's that supposed to mean?
Self-Reliance: F-
Memory: Can I finish my story!?!
Carelessness: Story?
Self-Reliance: Oh, you had more... *Sighs again*
Memory: It reminded me of the Replicant episode when Master Shake is cloned, and Major Shake steals Carl's car, and when Carl confronts Frylock, he's all: "Oh, Shake's not here, he was abducted by aliens." And Carl just says, "I hate you."
Self-Reliance: You finished?
Memory: Uh, yeah.
Self-Reliance: -
Memory: Wait, no! There was more!
Self-Reliance: *Sighs yet again*
Memory: The first time I laughed I went "Ne-heh," and THAT reminded me of "Clerks: The Animated Series." When Randall tells Dante to use *69 to return a call, he goes, "69, ne-heh," and does that weird little laugh... and it was funny... to me... okay, I'm finished.
Self-Reliance: Am I the ONLY sane person here!?!
Logic: Uh, I'd like to point out that TECHNICALLY we're all the same person.
Mimicry: "Whoa. You just blew my mind."
Carelessness: What was that?
Memory: Seinfeld.
Self-Reliance: Wait, what? You mean to tell me that we're all the same person?
Logic: Yeah.
Self: Okay, that is just trippy. Man, I've got to stop talking to myself, it's kinda freaking me out.
Mimicry: *Leans forward* "I'm FREAKING OUT man..."
Carelessness: ???
Memory: Super Troopers.
Self: Okay, seriously. WHOA. This, is-WHOA. WHY am I talking to myself?
Carelessness: Dude, just chill out.
Self: Okay-WHOA. Okay, stop. Just stop. Okay... Okay...
......
......
......
...I'm good, I'm cool. Everything's cool. I'm good. They've stopped. No more voices.
Carelessness: Dude, what are you doing?
Self: WHOA.
Carelessness: Dude, it's cool. So you're talking to yourself (or is that you're thinking?), who cares? I mean, so are we. Technically everyone here is talking to themselves.
Self: WH-Wait, what?
Carelessness: We're all talking to ourselves.
Self: Hrmm... Y-you d-you do have a point there.
Genius: Of course he has a point! You're him and he's you. And you're me! And I'm a genius!
Self: Where'd you come from?
Mimicry: "Me? I came from nothingness, which is where I'll be returning in say, oh... one hour."
Memory: Dogma!
Self: Okay you two seriously need to stop.
Childishness: Your mom seriously needs to stop.
Self: Now where'd YOU come from!?!
Mimicry: "I'm bored. This is boring. You're boring Zoidberg. I'm gonna go watch TV."
Memory: Futurama!
Self: Now you're just throwing in quotes for no reason!
Mimicry: "And Dom and just started tigging each other, for no reason! And Sean came along and joined in and we were just, you know, tigging each other saying, 'Tig.' 'Tig.' And then Elijah comes up and says, 'What are you doing?' And we were just, 'Oh, we're playing a game called 'Tig.''"
Memory: Billy Boyd from the Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring extended DVD Commentary!
Self: ...
Mimicry: ...
Memory: ...
Carelessness: ...
Childishness: ...
Genius: ...
Self-Reliance: ...
Logic: ...
Spite: ...
Obsessiveness: ...
Self: Way to kill the post guys... Fucking... Ah... Goddamnit...
Mimicry: "Goddam sumbitch, goddam sumbitch."
Memory: Fats' son from Bruce Campbell's autobiography "If Chins Could Kill: The Confessions of a B-Movie Actor!"
Self: THAT'S IT! IT'S FUCKING OVER!
Mimicry: "The-End."
User Reviews
Submitted by Adjomak (user info) at 2005-04-26 19:00:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Beautiful
Submitted by screamfeeder (user info) at 2005-01-31 16:50:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2005-01-12 23:02:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Very fruity
Submitted by TheScaryGuy11 (user info) at 2004-12-13 19:42:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Reference to Super Troopers +1
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-12-13 19:27:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
If anyone cares, here are the previous ones:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/34578
http://www.ubersite.com/m/41483
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2004-12-13 14:09:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is all shades of awesomeness.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-12-13 12:45:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this was awesome and the pic made it even better.
Submitted by chameleon (user info) at 2004-12-13 11:37:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Selfishness: He doesn't deserve this +2
Mimicry: He doesn't deserve this +2
Voice of Reason: NOOOOOO~!!!! Listen to me fellas! Don't ruin his parade!
Self and everyone else: *struggle struggle struggle*
Self: Fuck it, I'm gonna have to pull the switch on this nonsense...
Someone should pull a post about a guy having MPD, only he switches to random Uberfolk.
I PUT THE CHALLENGE YE!
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-12-13 11:13:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-12-13 08:58:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-12-13 08:45:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Self: Give this a +2
Selfishness: Fuck him!
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Submitted by whataefag (user info) at 2004-12-13 08:38:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Was there a voice of reason and I just missed it?
Submitted by Evil_Morg (user info) at 2004-12-13 07:45:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, that was back in the day
And if you weren't there
It doesn't matter anyway
Because you wouldn't understand
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2004-12-13 06:02:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2004-12-13 04:26:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahahahhahahahahahahahha.....
Submitted by Quasiplasmohedron (user info) at 2004-12-13 04:25:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2004-12-13 04:20:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn you ice cream... come to me. How dare you defy me!?
Submitted by Valacosa (user info) at 2004-12-13 03:57:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This whole post was funny, then I laughed out loud at Worf. This was great!
I'm procrastinating studying for finals too...
Submitted by SundanceKid (user info) at 2004-12-13 02:52:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So funny... on so many levels.
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2004-12-13 02:36:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well done
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2004-12-13 02:25:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Third wall! You're breaking the third wall! "
haha, i think that's from family guy. osessiveness said it, but i'm telling ya, it should have been mimicry.
Submitted by Ivy (user info) at 2004-12-13 01:59:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good, so I'm no the only one..
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-12-13 01:52:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
the picture seals it.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-12-13 01:38:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
worf.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2004-12-13 01:37:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-12-13 01:36:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
me rikey velly much
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2004-12-13 01:35:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Clever, i liked it. but you should have that looked at.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-12-13 01:18:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh holy fuck this is great!!!!!11!111!!!1234one!
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2004-12-13 01:10:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn, this is funny... That picture at the end just ties it all together so well. I mean...yeah...
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-12-13 01:05:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This series is becoming more and more like what actually goes on inside my head it's scary.