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Amateur Photography (1317 hits)

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Rating: 0.77 on 18 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Burn (View user info) at 2004-12-13 04:19:38 EST


I have just started a photography course, and as well as doing the course I am just taking random pictures, I'm still getting to grips with using the right apature and shutter speed but i'm getting there. I'm using a 35mm SLR, got a semi-auto as well which i'm gonna start using soon. Black and white film too.

Here is a photo from my first film..

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Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-12-13 12:25:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-12-13 04:28:57 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by MrPresident (user info) at 2004-12-13 04:22:47 (#)
Ranking: -2

Blurred and out of focus. A disposable camera would turn out better shit than that.
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Apparently this dude fails to grasp the concept of "amatuer photography" Yeah, you could go get a point and shoot and get a clear picture, but that isn't the point. Its about using the f-stops and shutter speeds and lighting and an artistic eye to capture what the artist has in his head. If a blurred out dead smurf with skittles is what he was trying to express, then he did a good job.

Knob.







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This is mostly correct, but that part about artistic eye and all that crap made me want to vomit.

Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2004-12-13 12:17:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

there dammit

take a picture of that, camera man

Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2004-12-13 12:16:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

God damn it

I thought this said amatuer PORNOGRAPHY

-2 For trickery

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-12-13 10:18:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I called dead smurf 6 hours ago.

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2004-12-13 10:09:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

It Look's like a stuffed smurf you fools.

Submitted by Burn (user info) at 2004-12-13 09:53:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

In response to the last 2 reviews, This is my first film that I have used the camera with and developed myself. Most of the film was terrible over exposed, hopefully I will get better over time.

Submitted by xenon (user info) at 2004-12-13 09:51:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Maybe it's just the sorry, small size, but I couldn't even tell what it was.

Since there's no subject matter that I can tell, you get a -2.

You get a +2 for exposure and focus though.

Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2004-12-13 09:35:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

A caption would have gotten you a positive score. Is this a picture of feces?

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2004-12-13 08:10:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuck MrPresident I enjoyed this.

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2004-12-13 06:34:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm a bit of a fan of photography (use a Canon EOS myself).

And I like this..

Submitted by Joemama (user info) at 2004-12-13 06:33:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Ha! good one B

Submitted by Burn (user info) at 2004-12-13 05:58:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Ok, Just think of a smurf that has held onto a grenade a second longer than he should have...

Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2004-12-13 05:04:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I almost failed black and white photography because I couldn't figure out all that aperture, f-stop, shutter speed bla bla bla. Plus, I have bad eyes. That stuff was stupid. We had an exam at the end involving filters and tons of useless bullshit...walked away with a C+.

During my final photo class the next semester, I got an A+ because I shot nothing but sports using a kickass digital with an awesome lens and autofocus.

I'd appreciate that picture much more if I could figure out what it was...

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2004-12-13 05:02:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

if it is razer blades in a pile of puke it rocks

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-13 04:41:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Is that "Tickle-me Elmo" with the special "Tickler" appendage instead of a right foot?

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-12-13 04:30:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

meh, it's kinda cool. Not really though.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-12-13 04:28:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by MrPresident (user info) at 2004-12-13 04:22:47 (#)
Ranking: -2

Blurred and out of focus. A disposable camera would turn out better shit than that.
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Apparently this dude fails to grasp the concept of "amatuer photography" Yeah, you could go get a point and shoot and get a clear picture, but that isn't the point. Its about using the f-stops and shutter speeds and lighting and an artistic eye to capture what the artist has in his head. If a blurred out dead smurf with skittles is what he was trying to express, then he did a good job.

Knob.

Submitted by MrPresident (user info) at 2004-12-13 04:22:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Blurred and out of focus. A disposable camera would turn out better shit than that.


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