Where's SHLONGY? (847 hits)
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Submitted by WhatTheHell (View user info) at 2004-12-13 13:15:55 EST
Notice the suspicious lack of SHLONGY stories or reviews over the last 5 days ?
Where's the SHLONGMAN? ... has he been murdered ?? ... thrown in jail ?? ...killed by a loan shark for gambling debts ??
Where is the golf loving, poker playing, scotch drinking, not working, bragging about his life sumabitch gone ?
I'm troubled by this......
..or am I ?????
User Reviews
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-10-28 18:25:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I remember back when Tiger Lilly was really a cool broad...
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-12-14 11:02:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YO! YO! Whatsup butt fuckers?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-14 10:54:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The froggy faggot is here a lot more than I am...and HE'S hurling insults?
That's rich, Pinnochio.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-12-14 09:05:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Will you also buttfuck the US president on your way to the moon to play poker with Jesus and manage to be here 24/7 as usual?
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That was funny shit
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-12-13 21:02:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-13 15:49:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
I was busy trying to earn a living...at the tables.
If I was able to leave on Saturday night, it would have been a great weekend in Tunica. I was up a ton.
Unfortunately, I had almost all day to play on Sunday, too...which just killed me.
But it was all first class...limos...solo suite...food, booze and cigs... and I'll be going back sometime between January 5-January 27 for the Jack Binion World Poker Open.
But thanks for your concern.
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Will you also buttfuck the US president on your way to the moon to play poker with Jesus and manage to be here 24/7 as usual?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-12-13 16:33:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-12-13 16:29:17 (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow! You're a busy, busy man. Well, just let me know
I don't live far.
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-13 16:27:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
Yup...January is Vegas and Tunica again...so it could be as early as February, although I have Breckenridge, Colorado February 6-13.
If I haven't bankrupted myself by then. """"
hahahahahhah
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-12-13 16:29:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow! You're a busy, busy man. Well, just let me know
I don't live far.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-13 16:27:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yup...January is Vegas and Tunica again...so it could be as early as February, although I have Breckenridge, Colorado February 6-13.
If I haven't bankrupted myself by then.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-12-13 16:25:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-13 16:18:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
Extremely tired and I don't forsee any cocktails in my near future..at least through tomorrow.
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Well that just stinks. I am sorry doll. So you are going
to let me know when you come to ct right?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-12-13 16:21:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-13 15:49:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
I was busy trying to earn a living...at the tables.
If I was able to leave on Saturday night, it would have been a great weekend in Tunica. I was up a ton.
Unfortunately, I had almost all day to play on Sunday, too...which just killed me.
But it was all first class...limos...solo suite...food, booze and cigs... and I'll be going back sometime between January 5-January 27 for the Jack Binion World Poker Open.
But thanks for your concern. """""""""""
AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Of course you will sir.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-13 16:18:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Extremely tired and I don't forsee any cocktails in my near future..at least through tomorrow.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-12-13 16:08:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awe I am here baby doll. How goes it?
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-12-13 16:08:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-13 13:17:03 (#)
Ranking: 0
who cares?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-13 16:07:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I was looking for you, almost the entire time, TigerLilly.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-12-13 16:05:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You crasy-ass mofo.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-12-13 15:53:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nevermind Shlongy, where'd Hunk go? Did Bart finally ban him?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-13 15:49:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I was busy trying to earn a living...at the tables.
If I was able to leave on Saturday night, it would have been a great weekend in Tunica. I was up a ton.
Unfortunately, I had almost all day to play on Sunday, too...which just killed me.
But it was all first class...limos...solo suite...food, booze and cigs... and I'll be going back sometime between January 5-January 27 for the Jack Binion World Poker Open.
But thanks for your concern.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2004-12-13 15:04:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Tunica or Vegas I believe.
Playing Poker.
-Dave
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-12-13 14:35:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well fine then!!.. fuck you all in your dirty asses!
Submitted by MoonStone (user info) at 2004-12-13 14:10:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2004-12-13 13:34:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2004-12-13 13:20:57 (#)
Ranking: -2
uhh... who cares?
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2004-12-13 13:31:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I knocked him out with my American thighs
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2004-12-13 13:25:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hilarious
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2004-12-13 13:19:32 (#)
Ranking: 1
I saw him the other night - he was hiding in the bushes outside the VFW during the old folks' square-dance party, wanking furiously.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-12-13 13:23:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't inflate his ego. It's big enough already. Reply on his latest post, if you're so desperate to talk.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-12 20:29:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
This is the funniest shit I've ever seen.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-12-13 13:21:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
He'll be back.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2004-12-13 13:20:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
uhh... who cares?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2004-12-13 13:19:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I saw him the other night - he was hiding in the bushes outside the VFW during the old folks' square-dance party, wanking furiously.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-12-13 13:19:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
He's in my basement playing the "starving pleading-for-his-life gimp"
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-13 13:17:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
who cares?