Camwhore, the only way to start I guess.. (1849 hits)
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Submitted by Beautiful_Stranger (View user info) at 2004-12-13 13:53:46 EST
Hey Uber!
This is me!
Come and get some big boys!
hahahahahhahhahahhahhahahhahhahhahhahahhahhahahhahahhahahahha
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Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2004-12-20 12:16:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Pretty lame compared to other nerdfights. Next time threaten martial art techniques no ones ever
heard of.
Submitted by MysticStarLite (user info) at 2004-12-18 22:27:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by RouteTwo (user info) at 2004-12-18 03:00:16 (#)
Ranking: -2
go ride your unicorn underneath a rainbow in the magical gumdrop forest "mysticstarlite". what a retarded name.....seriously.
And yours is better? Give me a freaking break.
Submitted by RouteTwo (user info) at 2004-12-18 03:00:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
go ride your unicorn underneath a rainbow in the magical gumdrop forest "mysticstarlite". what a retarded name.....seriously.
Submitted by MysticStarLite (user info) at 2004-12-15 14:44:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I vote -2 due to the cruelty that is in your heart that caused you to post this girl's photo and poke fun at her disibility. How dare you be so cruel.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-12-14 23:20:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-12-14 22:57:05 (#)
Ranking: -2
You're clueless, my man. Never mince words with a shark.
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I'd prefer them julianed
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-12-14 22:57:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You're clueless, my man. Never mince words with a shark.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-12-14 22:52:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-12-14 22:47:02 (#)
Ranking: -2
THTOP IT YOU'RE HURTING MY FEELINGTH
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And your rapier sharp wit is..
Oh..that wasn't you
Sorry. Who are you?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-12-14 22:47:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
THTOP IT YOU'RE HURTING MY FEELINGTH
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-12-14 22:44:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sloth...
LOVE....
Chunk!
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-12-14 22:37:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-12-14 19:02:35 (#)
Ranking: -2
If Don or Dave don't kill you, I'll gladly do it. You're a useless blubbering cunt and I would love to slap the taste out of your mouth.
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Man who would have thought so many 90th degree black belt ex-navy seals were memebers on Ubersite
YOU SCARE N-O-B-O-D-Y
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-12-14 22:35:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2004-12-14 18:36:19 (#)
Ranking: -2
Seriously, you are such an ignorant fool that pointing out why would be the most useless waste of time I could imagine; (aside from being so juvenile that you search the internet for people who don't meet your physical expectations with the sole purpose of ridiculing them).
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Actually I found it while reading http://www.dailyrotten.com it just coincided that I needed something mindless to post. I was trolling for some self righteous douches.
Guess what?
It worked!
And it inspired me for my next post the following day. Thats a double!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-12-14 19:02:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
If Don or Dave don't kill you, I'll gladly do it. You're a useless blubbering cunt and I would love to slap the taste out of your mouth.
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2004-12-14 18:36:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Seriously, you are such an ignorant fool that pointing out why would be the most useless waste of time I could imagine; (aside from being so juvenile that you search the internet for people who don't meet your physical expectations with the sole purpose of ridiculing them).
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-14 17:41:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2004-12-13 23:53:27 (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm 24 and I don't live with mommy and daddy like you do.
I have a life.
So c'mon you and your brother are the big shit talkers. If you just wanna talk shit, then just shut the fuck up.
Like I said before. You're just some wanna-be who acts like a hardass on the internet. Congratulations
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24 eh? you're ancient. I mean my measy 20 pales in comparison to your greatness. I'm not a shit talker, i'll meet you in neutral territory anywhere.
I dont pretend to be a hardass, I have no need to be.. But it still stands that if I heard somebody talking about somebody like that I'd beat the hell out of them for it.. which I've done on numerous occasions
BUHAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhahahahahahah
Slap fights with other homos hardly counts as "beating the shit out of" anyone. What a fucking tool.
I believe you though. In one of your 14 homo self portraits, you were making that real tough, scary face. Oooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhh...
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-12-14 17:10:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2004-12-14 17:03:33 (#)
Ranking: -2
wow, that's hilarious, making fun of someone born with developmental abnormalities. you are such an incredible piece of shit. how would you like it if people posted pictures of your abusive dog ugly parents while they were beating the shit out of you as a kid...or pictures of your fat acne scarred ass tied to the radiator while your uncle jerked off in your face? i'm sure your pathetic loser ass must have suffered from such experiences to make you into the fucked up piece of human garbage that you are.
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Thats the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2004-12-14 17:03:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
wow, that's hilarious, making fun of someone born with developmental abnormalities. you are such an incredible piece of shit. how would you like it if people posted pictures of your abusive dog ugly parents while they were beating the shit out of you as a kid...or pictures of your fat acne scarred ass tied to the radiator while your uncle jerked off in your face? i'm sure your pathetic loser ass must have suffered from such experiences to make you into the fucked up piece of human garbage that you are.
Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2004-12-13 23:53:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm 24 and I don't live with mommy and daddy like you do.
I have a life.
So c'mon you and your brother are the big shit talkers. If you just wanna talk shit, then just shut the fuck up.
Like I said before. You're just some wanna-be who acts like a hardass on the internet. Congratulations
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24 eh? you're ancient. I mean my measy 20 pales in comparison to your greatness. I'm not a shit talker, i'll meet you in neutral territory anywhere.
I dont pretend to be a hardass, I have no need to be.. But it still stands that if I heard somebody talking about somebody like that I'd beat the hell out of them for it.. which I've done on numerous occasions...
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-12-13 20:59:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
idiot.
Submitted by labelkills (user info) at 2004-12-13 17:38:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this is funny as shit.
donitsu, i will personally write you a check for 500 of my own dollars if you go down to fort lauderdale and back up your shit. not likely, is it?
by the way, you religous retard. every guy in nazareth probably bagged "the virgin" mary, and jesus was an accident.
i just wanna see some blood. so you and your brother go kick some ass, and send me some pictures, aight? bitches.
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2004-12-13 17:35:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
that's wrong, you dirty prick.
Submitted by CoreaPeekay (user info) at 2004-12-13 17:19:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2004-12-13 14:33:11 (#)
Ranking: -2
it looks like somebody hit you in the face with a can of "what the fuck"
LOL
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-12-13 17:12:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
at what moment in your head did you think that posting this pic would be a good thing?
should've posted a pic of halle berry, or something. jesus.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-13 17:03:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-12-13 17:00:27 (#)
Ranking: -2
you're right, because you're probably too much of a pussy to come to one.
Go jerk off "band boy"
Nice comeback, Carrot Top. PS. I'd kill you.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-12-13 17:00:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-12-13 16:45:59 (#)
Ranking: -2
Big Talk eh Adam? Why dont you grow some balls, any Ubercon would be a fair place.. walking into Ft. Lauderdale where your mom can berate me and threaten to call the cops on me for beating up some 16 year old douche doesn't sound too fun.
Oh, Shlongy.. I forgot to mention that If you actually had the balls to say that to my face I would A. Laugh B. Laugh so more C. Laugh a little more D. Beat the hell out of you E. Laugh F. Stomp on your face repeatedly G. Continue laughing
In that order.
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Oh yea Ubercon would be great, cause I wanna fly to fucking NH or MASS during my christmas vacation and hang out with a bunch of anonymus people from the internet. I can't think of any better way to spend my fucking holiday then to try and get in the "I've been here for a while, and I remember the old days of Uber" clique. Remember you're the one talking shit about buying a plane ticket, so I say come get some.
I'm 24 and I don't live with mommy and daddy like you do.
I have a life.
So c'mon you and your brother are the big shit talkers. If you just wanna talk shit, then just shut the fuck up.
Like I said before. You're just some wanna-be who acts like a hardass on the internet. Congratulations
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-12-13 17:00:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you're right, because you're probably too much of a pussy to come to one.
Go jerk off "band boy"
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-13 16:59:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Buahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaa...
Not likely, gayboy.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-12-13 16:45:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Big Talk eh Adam? Why dont you grow some balls, any Ubercon would be a fair place.. walking into Ft. Lauderdale where your mom can berate me and threaten to call the cops on me for beating up some 16 year old douche doesn't sound too fun.
Oh, Shlongy.. I forgot to mention that If you actually had the balls to say that to my face I would A. Laugh B. Laugh so more C. Laugh a little more D. Beat the hell out of you E. Laugh F. Stomp on your face repeatedly G. Continue laughing
In that order.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-12-13 16:41:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-13 16:05:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey can I get in on this, too?
Donnie and his homo brother are making physical threats? Over a picture on the internet?
I PROMISE that sometime I'll hit a Ubercon get-together, for no other reason than to let you take one swing at me, you fucking loser.
It'll be your last swing so make it a good one.
Now go back to begging for strangers to call you via the internet, you arrogant faggot.
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Good deal Dongy, lets see what happens.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-12-13 16:40:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Much like you have the freedom to make fun of unfortunate people like her,
I have the freedom to -2 you for it.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-12-13 16:36:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-13 16:24:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
I guess those two homos are only comfortable with goatse pictures.
I never really thought it was possible to actually despise someone so much, over simple words posted on the internet...so much so that I would like to travel to physically teach them some "manners"...but between fuckface and these two picture-posting homos, I guess I was initially incorrect.
You CAN actually want to beat someone senseless, just from the typed word.
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It's just a routine. Fucking Gheys like these two make threats about "kicking ass" and even flying somewhere or buying the person a plane ticket, because they know damn well that it will never see fruition.
I doubt either one has been in more than the slap fights they have with each other every night.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-13 16:24:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I guess those two homos are only comfortable with goatse pictures.
I never really thought it was possible to actually despise someone so much, over simple words posted on the internet...so much so that I would like to travel to physically teach them some "manners"...but between fuckface and these two picture-posting homos, I guess I was initially incorrect.
You CAN actually want to beat someone senseless, just from the typed word.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-12-13 16:08:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-13 16:05:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey can I get in on this, too?
Donnie and his homo brother are making physical threats? Over a picture on the internet?
I PROMISE that sometime I'll hit a Ubercon get-together, for no other reason than to let you take one swing at me, you fucking loser.
It'll be your last swing so make it a good one.
Now go back to begging for strangers to call you via the internet, you arrogant faggot.
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hahhahahahhahhahhahaahahahahahhahahaha
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-12-13 16:07:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-12-13 15:56:28 (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey Adam, we have a spot reserved at Valbercon...
then you can make of our threat in any way you want.
I'll even pay for your ticket!
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Why the fuck do I want to fly to Mass or NH? Get your ass a plane ticket to Ft. Lauderdale and come meet me, after all you're MY bitch remember?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-13 16:05:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey can I get in on this, too?
Donnie and his homo brother are making physical threats? Over a picture on the internet?
I PROMISE that sometime I'll hit a Ubercon get-together, for no other reason than to let you take one swing at me, you fucking loser.
It'll be your last swing so make it a good one.
Now go back to begging for strangers to call you via the internet, you arrogant faggot.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-12-13 15:56:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey Adam, we have a spot reserved at Valbercon...
then you can make of our threat in any way you want.
I'll even pay for your ticket!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-13 15:46:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Now I have to neutralize the results of this viewing with a beaver shot of Jenna.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-12-13 15:34:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2004-12-13 15:33:03 (#)
Ranking: 0
I AM THE MORAL AUTHORITY IN THIS WORLD. ALL OF YOU SHOULD MODEL YOUR LIVES AFTER MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!
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As long as it invloves sin, then i'm in
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-12-13 15:33:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2004-12-13 15:26:28 (#)
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Adamdidit2u i will kick your ass. Making fun of a person like that is pretty ridiculous. i hope god gives you 5 kids that look just like her.
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And the other shoe drops.
How goes you and your brothers holy crusade to clean up the internet of filth?
Have you actually scared anyone yet.
I've seen pictures of you two, the only pounding you ever do involves each others asses and jar of extra chunky peanut butter.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2004-12-13 15:33:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I AM THE MORAL AUTHORITY IN THIS WORLD. ALL OF YOU SHOULD MODEL YOUR LIVES AFTER MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-12-13 15:29:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-12-13 15:18:14 (#)
Ranking: -2
what was the threat douche? That I'll sling words at you?
If i'm going to threat it'd be like this...
Dont ever attend an Ubercon that I make a slight interest going, because if I hear you're going I'll just to beat the hell out of you.
Oh, I'll bring Dave too...as to imbue "righteous judgement" you ignorant twat.
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hahahahahahhaha
Now theres a good one. I read it in a little girl voice and started laughing my ass off. So I guess later you'll tell your brother about how you totally owned me today, and scared me away from uber forever with your awesome manliness.
He MIGHT believe you.
Did I mention you hollow threats have made me change my ways?
I want to become a total christian just like you, together we'll surf the internet telling people what's morally right and wrong. If they don't belive us then we can threaten them!
Get a fucking life.
No one is scared of you, no one ever will be
Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2004-12-13 15:26:28 EST (#)
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Adamdidit2u i will kick your ass. Making fun of a person like that is pretty ridiculous. i hope god gives you 5 kids that look just like her.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-12-13 15:18:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
what was the threat douche? That I'll sling words at you?
If i'm going to threat it'd be like this...
Dont ever attend an Ubercon that I make a slight interest going, because if I hear you're going I'll just to beat the hell out of you.
Oh, I'll bring Dave too...as to imbue "righteous judgement" you ignorant twat.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2004-12-13 15:17:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
B@W
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-12-13 15:14:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-12-13 15:09:12 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-12-13 14:43:28 (#)
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Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-12-13 14:37:18 (#)
Ranking: -2
poor kid with Treacher Collins syndrome, screw you adam, it's not their fault
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Shut the fuck up you pious asshole
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I'm not being pious you little shit, If I heard somebody making fun of somebody with a disability I'd punch them in the face... Since I cant (unfortunately) reach through my computer screen and beat the friggin hell out of you, I'll have to resort to slinging words.
By the way, "pious" means religious you stupid douche.
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Yes I know what the fucking word means. I used it because of the previous post where you and your brother act like a bunch of know-it-all christian nut jobs.
And I would be sooo scared if I ever met you. Mister I make vauge threats over the internet.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-12-13 15:12:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I wonder if anybody ever called her Picasso as a nickname.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-12-13 15:11:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-12-13 15:09:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-12-13 14:43:28 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-12-13 14:37:18 (#)
Ranking: -2
poor kid with Treacher Collins syndrome, screw you adam, it's not their fault
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Shut the fuck up you pious asshole
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I'm not being pious you little shit, If I heard somebody making fun of somebody with a disability I'd punch them in the face... Since I cant (unfortunately) reach through my computer screen and beat the friggin hell out of you, I'll have to resort to slinging words.
By the way, "pious" means religious you stupid douche.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-12-13 14:51:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/local/news-article.aspx?storyid=28372
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-12-13 14:43:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-12-13 14:37:18 (#)
Ranking: -2
poor kid with Treacher Collins syndrome, screw you adam, it's not their fault
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Shut the fuck up you pious asshole
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-12-13 14:40:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Your link killed Firefox.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-12-13 14:37:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
poor kid with Treacher Collins syndrome, screw you adam, it's not their fault
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2004-12-13 14:33:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
it looks like somebody hit you in the face with a can of "what the fuck"
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-12-13 14:25:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
HOW I LOVE MONGOLOIDS.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-12-13 14:22:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.treachercollins.org/main.html
A REAL FUCKING PERSON
Like I said
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2004-12-13 14:22:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Strange, yes
Beautiful, no
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-12-13 14:21:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2004-12-13 14:18:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
So you can read the paper and look out the window at the same time.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-12-13 14:15:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah, you TOTALLY didn't take a really hot girl and used the smudge tool on her face. TOTALLY!
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2004-12-13 14:07:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
meh
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-12-13 14:05:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah..... THAT'S A REAL PERSON.
Submitted by MoonStone (user info) at 2004-12-13 14:01:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ewww
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-12-13 13:58:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
LOL!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-12-13 13:56:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Eh, the lights turn off.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-12-13 13:55:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I think the most distrurbing thing about this picture is that it's not photoshopped, yes that's a real person.
And yes I realize that I am an asshole for posting it for fun
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-12-13 13:54:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i would definately not do you, in the pooper or anywhere else for that matter.
nor would i do adamdidit2u