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Submitted by Chinaski (View user info) at 2004-12-13 19:02:51 EST
Paul Karlson is a diminutive man of unassuming structure. He lives in a garden off 41st street in Namambula district subsection C.
Today is a day like any other for Paul Karlson, but that is about to change. For Paul Karlson is just noticing something for the first time... Paul is noticing something about his brain...
A shoe dropped with a loud smack on the street directly in front of me.
In Alaska, there is a pipeline substructure housing an eagle's nest, and the mated pair guard it viciously.
In the skin of an orange I see infinity.
Strange thoughts are coming to Paul Karlson's head. Thoughts unlike any others he has ever spied, quested for, or entertained, these seem to come from some other place entirely. Paul is beginning to walk like a man possessed... his feet shuffle, hair is in shambles, hands are cocked at curious angles.
He stops at a revolving retrocoffee stand and reaches gropingly into the window. As a sharp blast of wind knocks him backwards, he sees a strange sight in his head:
A gargantuan granite collosus of seemingly sizeless stature is milling about the clouds. He holds a giant marble column in the crook of his arm. He is walking about, and the sense is not of aimlessness but of illusion...
Paul rises with a cry; for he has just seen an opening in the sky wherein a mystical and ancient sign from a place lost down the memory hole has appeared; it is a whirring spinning swastika.
And Paul comes up from his elbows, blood seeping through the frayed fabric, to his knees, to (faltering) his feet, and grabs a street sign to steady himself... shakily...
What will happen to Paul Karlson next? Where will he go?
Tune in to the universal brain for more luminary visions.
User Reviews
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-12-15 06:43:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, if you're really so proud of the kind of utter shit you've posted so far that you're determined to keep up with it, you're going to have to get a lot more creative with your insults.
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2004-12-14 18:11:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-12-14 07:26:57 (#)
Ranking: -2
I rated your last post a -2. What can I say? It sucked.
You then went and rated a few of my posts -2 and called me names. I think you told me to die at one point. I can't be bothered checking.
So here is another post. I was thrilled when I saw this. I thought "Oh good. I can go give this a decent rating and maybe the guy won't be so sad and bitter and angry anymore." I like to make people happy, you see. I'm a sweetness and light kinda girl. I live to give and all that jazz.
But, dude, if you don't want bad ratings, stop posting shit.
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No, you're just a foolish slut. But just keep on believing in yourself.
p.s. you are a fat hog
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2004-12-14 08:25:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Trippy.
Submitted by landyuk (user info) at 2004-12-14 07:42:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
wot can i say? I can't find the words...so il just use 1...WANK!
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-12-14 07:26:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I rated your last post a -2. What can I say? It sucked.
You then went and rated a few of my posts -2 and called me names. I think you told me to die at one point. I can't be bothered checking.
So here is another post. I was thrilled when I saw this. I thought "Oh good. I can go give this a decent rating and maybe the guy won't be so sad and bitter and angry anymore." I like to make people happy, you see. I'm a sweetness and light kinda girl. I live to give and all that jazz.
But, dude, if you don't want bad ratings, stop posting shit.
Submitted by FuckTheArmy (user info) at 2004-12-13 21:24:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
No, please don't give us another installment.
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2004-12-13 19:45:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I read this twice and im hoping there is a followup! or shall i remain bemused?
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-12-13 19:14:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
LOLOMGWTF? ITS LIKE AN EPISOODE OF 6FT.UNDER YAY!!!!11!1
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-12-13 19:10:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
OMG IM EAWEANTING TO RAPEST HIM