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Submitted by AlahAckbar (View user info) at 2004-12-14 09:12:34 EST
2 5 page papers
1 10 page persuasive paper
1 10 page lab report
6 essays
2 3 page papers
5 practice finals
7 pages of math homework
4 pages of bio homework
80+ pages of reading for psych
30+ pages of reading for english.
and over 40 hours of work a week.
all within the past month.
Fuck school.
Fuck School.
FUCK SCHOOL.
In other news, I still play halo 2 for an hour pretty much every night.
I've also been stuck in one room in prince of persia for the past 4 days.
Gamertag: Xerofate
Oh yeah, did I tell you that i fucking hate school?
Halo 2 is consuming my soul.
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Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2004-12-14 18:21:45 EST (#)
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I'm in the military too, so I don't get why you whine about academics. After having put up with as much shit as you have, that shit shouldn't bother you much. Infantry here, and after not getting fed for 5 fucking days and being curled up in a ball from stomach pain because some tard messed up the resupply, I really can't say academics do much more than temporarily make me grouchy, with exams as an exception. You're better than that bro.
Submitted by Harry_Manback (user info) at 2004-12-14 17:12:30 EST (#)
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Wow, what a work load. What are you a freshman? I've already seen several posts from engineering majors, and I'm here to solidify their argument.
I'm in school for chemical engineering.
I take 4 engineering classes a semister.
Each week we are given approximatly 5 problems from each class.
Each problem takes over 2 hours for me to solve and then to find out that I did it completely wrong and have to start all over agian.
That works out to be about 70 hours of homework a week, and that doesn't include my other classes.
That's just for B.S.!!
I'm gonna shoot myself in grad school.
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-12-14 16:59:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2004-12-14 13:06:49 (#)
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are you my unknown alter?
Nope
Submitted by bossk (user info) at 2004-12-14 13:19:42 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2004-12-14 13:06:49 EST (#)
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are you my unknown alter?
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-12-14 10:31:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by landyuk (user info) at 2004-12-14 09:58:02 (#)
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So you're telling me......you have a kid, hold down a job, snowboard, play golf, fuck dwarves, volunteer at the soup kitchen, clean santa's penis, and you read and write and play video games EVERY day...wow you are superman!!
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Jesus you are dumb.
Submitted by landyuk (user info) at 2004-12-14 09:58:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
So you're telling me......you have a kid, hold down a job, snowboard, play golf, fuck dwarves, volunteer at the soup kitchen, clean santa's penis, and you read and write and play video games EVERY day...wow you are superman!!
or just a dirty liar!
I opt for the latter....you're just not believable as a human being!
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-12-14 09:56:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-12-14 09:52:05 (#)
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I fully agree: School does beat the shit out of work.
It's my first year. I take math 092 (basic 10th grade shit) because I haven't used math since I got out of highschool in 97.
I'm just not used to homework and studying and shit like that.
Plus I work around 40 a week too.
Anyways, I'm hoping to post something of value in the next few days, I just needed to get the shit out of my system...
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-12-14 09:53:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-14 09:41:56 (#)
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Dude, I DROPPED out of UberMadness in round 1.
pwned.
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2004-12-14 09:41:46 (#)
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WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
I change fuel rods at chernobyl with my BARE HANDS for 16 hours a day, 365 days a year for only 6 million roubles a day. I then spend 5 hours counting out 5 million of these roubles to buy a loaf of bread and 3 pairs of gloves for my six armed child. Then it's off to my second job to spend a further 10 hours working for 100 Million Roubles an hour (about 2p) as a naked footstool for the verrca ridden local Tsaar.
Deathjester: I should have dropped. Instead I took the noble way out: Vomiting onto the keyboard and submitting that. Of course, the second I had hit "Submit" I thought of a kick ass story, but......
Spam: Best Response EVAR...
In other news, the japanese prime minister released a comment shortly after 9/11. It said "Oh you fuck up big time right now. We drop hundred bombs on pearl harbor. They drop two bombs on us...our penis still small."
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-12-14 09:52:05 EST (#)
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got an degree in biomedical engineering. slept 9 hours a night. partied 4 times a week. played hockey and football. 3.4 gpa.
still nothing compared to the military guy...althought that would be fun i think.
glad to have you back posting, as long as its not shit like this.
advice -
math? i hope you mean something titled other than "math," like calculus or some shit.
labs? come on...just do the shit they tell you to and write about it: introduction, method, materials, conclusion, results, etc. double spaced
reading? skim it - look at the pictures and bold text.
papers? close your eyes and type as fast as you can on topic. then edit. done.
bio? easy.
bottom line - school beats the shit out of work.
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-12-14 09:50:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by landyuk (user info) at 2004-12-14 09:43:03 (#)
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so you're 25 and have a kid, but play on your xBox...wot a healthy hectic life u must live!I envy you...i wish my life was so dull that i could play a computer for an hour a day..hope ur kid dies of aids!
You are not liked around here, are you?
Actually, I also play raquetball, snowboard, play golf, you know, fun things.
I also enjoy playing video games, in addition to volunteering for the local soup kitchen and being an activist.
I listen to music, read, write, and do all my own work on my car.
I spend time with my family, and soon will be going to disney world with all 17 of them.
You, on the other hand, were adopted and your parents don't love you.
And I fuck your mom in her ass.
Submitted by landyuk (user info) at 2004-12-14 09:43:03 EST (#)
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so you're 25 and have a kid, but play on your xBox...wot a healthy hectic life u must live!I envy you...i wish my life was so dull that i could play a computer for an hour a day..hope ur kid dies of aids!
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-12-14 09:42:34 EST (#)
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I finished all of that work while rating this post (which I typed with my toes)
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-14 09:41:56 EST (#)
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Dude, I DROPPED out of UberMadness in round 1.
pwned.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2004-12-14 09:41:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
I change fuel rods at chernobyl with my BARE HANDS for 16 hours a day, 365 days a year for only 6 million roubles a day. I then spend 5 hours counting out 5 million of these roubles to buy a loaf of bread and 3 pairs of gloves for my six armed child. Then it's off to my second job to spend a further 10 hours working for 100 Million Roubles an hour (about 2p) as a naked footstool for the verrca ridden local Tsaar.
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-12-14 09:41:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by landyuk (user info) at 2004-12-14 09:38:23 (#)
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I hate kids that moan about school...you havent got a clue wots gonna hit u when u step outside away from your xBox...try growing some pubic hair and losing your virginity...that should releive some stress!
25 years old, with a kid: 4 years military, 3 years in the civilian work force.
Once again: This is to explain why I haven't posted something recently.
Added on: This isn't for you fucking newbians who were not here prior to 2-3 months ago.
What's a Newbian?
"What crawled up your ass and died!?!"
"IT DIDN'T DIE!"
Submitted by landyuk (user info) at 2004-12-14 09:38:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I hate kids that moan about school...you havent got a clue wots gonna hit u when u step outside away from your xBox...try growing some pubic hair and losing your virginity...that should releive some stress!
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-12-14 09:37:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-14 09:27:46 (#)
Ranking: -2
Hahaha I love this +2'ing of own posts. The extra effort put in to change the score from 0 to +2 has absolutely no payout as it doesn't affect your rating, and it causes the more zealous of Ubersite to -2 you simply for being so narcissistic.
Um..... I know.... It's me, DeathJester: Alahackbar? The scourge of Newbians (What's a Newbian?) everywhere? The writer of the stories of Spc John Corbin? The person who got their ass kicked in the first round of Ubermadness? Come on now, I thought I meant something to you!
Jesus, you don't post for a few months and all of a sudden people think you're an idiot.
Wait, I am an idiot.
Another thing: I'm not complaining about what I had to do... Okay, I was. But this is more of a "this is why I haven't been around post" then it is a "Oh my work load is too tough." I still get my 8 hours, I still play video games, I still hang out with my friends. I realize that people have it tougher then me......
Anywho: +2 to me cause I'm the roxxor and yur all the suxxor.
Or vice-versa, I'm not sure.....
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2004-12-14 09:32:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, good for you. The military obviously didn't beat the "bitch" out of you. Maybe you should re-enlist. Either way, shut the fuck up. No one cares about your easy fucking school and the lack of intelligence/motivation you have to complete a simple college education. These are freshman classes, dipshit. They're fucking easy. Just do it and shut the fuck up.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-14 09:27:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hahaha I love this +2'ing of own posts. The extra effort put in to change the score from 0 to +2 has absolutely no payout as it doesn't affect your rating, and it causes the more zealous of Ubersite to -2 you simply for being so narcissistic.
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-12-14 09:27:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2004-12-14 09:19:36 (#)
Ranking: -2
WAAAAHHHHH!
WAAAAHHHHH!
Fuck you and your shitty degree. Go through engineering school and then you can whine. I didn't have time to play video games, or eat, or get more than 6 hours of sleep a night
WAAAAAAHHHHH!
WAAAAAAHHHHH!
Go join the military and then YOU can whine. I didn't have a day off for 10 months, I went weeks on end without showering and without eating decent food, I nearly died many, many times, and when I've went 48-72 hours without sleep during alerts and while in the field.
Until you've done that, I can whine all I want. -2 for me!
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2004-12-14 09:26:31 EST (#)
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Boo fuckety hoo. My friends who are civil and mech engineers only get three hours of sleep a night and its not uncommon for them to stay up 3 days straight. Or in my case, try taking classes in nuclear reactor design, where each lesson is at least 3 hours of work and you still get a C+. Grab some sack, all this shit is the price you pay to validate yourself to society and prove you're "educated".
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2004-12-14 09:24:54 EST (#)
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wait till your hard drive physically breaks 3 days before your dissertation...then we'll see what sucks.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-14 09:22:47 (#)
Ranking: -2
Is that all? What until you do your dissertation.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2004-12-14 09:23:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2004-12-14 09:19:36 (#)
Ranking: -2
WAAAAHHHHH!
WAAAAHHHHH!
Fuck you and your shitty degree. Go through engineering school and then you can whine. I didn't have time to play video games, or eat, or get more than 6 hours of sleep a night
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6 hours a night qualifies as narcoleptic round these parts.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-14 09:22:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Is that all? What until you do your dissertation.
Oh, and http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1100528449337219652
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-12-14 09:22:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh yeah, are there any "Mother Fucking Newbies" I need to put in their place?
P.S. I'm better then you. Well, most of you. Ok, some of you. Alright, fine, I'm better then a few of you. Wait....I'm not?
But...but....but you guys suck.
Jesus Christ I'm a loser.
+2 for me because I hate school.
What's a Newbian?
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2004-12-14 09:19:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
WAAAAHHHHH!
WAAAAHHHHH!
Fuck you and your shitty degree. Go through engineering school and then you can whine. I didn't have time to play video games, or eat, or get more than 6 hours of sleep a night.
Submitted by Williams_2004 (user info) at 2004-12-14 09:18:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You get a +2, only because you play Halo 2 thou
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2004-12-14 09:16:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...welcome to hell!