When Incest Looks Good (4581 hits)
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Submitted by Nicole <nakita963.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-12-14 13:24:47 EST
My last serious relationship, which lasted 5 years, ended a little over a year ago. Actually the catalyst for the breakup was the first ÜberCon, ÜberCon AC. I can't believe that was a year ago as it seems much longer. After the break up it took until May for me to get to the point where I even wanted to start dating again. Since then I haven't found anyone that I would consider dating seriously. This is partially due to the fact that I was in the long and drawn out process of relocating and partially due to the lack men I would even consider dating. Psycho obsessive and 60 year old men just don't do it for me right now.
Over the past 6 months I have started to yearn more and more for male affection to the point where something incredibly disgusting and utterly traumatizing happened to me one night. There was nothing unusual about that evening. It was a Tuesday night so after work I came home, made dinner, did a bit of cleaning and talked on the phone with a friend for a while.
At about ten o'clock things took a turn for the worse. I went to bed with a man I will never forget, someone I will never forgive myself for being with. My brother. Yes, I slept with my brother. Well, sort of. I went to sleep in my usual semi-sexually repressed state and who should I be dating in my dream but my brother. We had been dating for about a month when my dream starts. I wasn't too happy with the relationship and what was my problem with the situation? The fact that I had bathed with him and saw his pee-pee when it was still just a pee-pee? No. The fact that we shared genetic code and our kids might be fucked up? No. His horrible treatment of his past girlfriends? No. The fact that HE WAS MY BROTHER! No. What bothered me about the relationship was that we didn't share the same interests. Sure, we are both binge drinkers, but he drinks much more frequently than I do. He is still a year away from getting his B.A. after working on it for 6 years already, getting kicked out of one school, while I was a model student and am almost finished with my M.S. The thing that really threw a wrench in our relationship, though, was his love of rap music. I generally detest the stuff so this was my big hang up. He may be my brother, but I can't date him due to his taste in music.
When I woke up at 3 am from this dream, I realized just how fucked up I am. I had some clue before this - the public urination, the inability to find blonds attractive, the obsession with masturbation and pinky toes - but this was the final clue to puzzle. I am FUCKED UP. And desperate, but mostly fucked up.
After that night I resolved to try and get out more, find someone, anyone. Well, almost anyone. I was going to try and avoid family members. Unfortunately, things didn't go as planned. The very next week I committed a second atrocity. I went to bed with my brother again. We were dating this time as well, though I had yet to see him naked, praise the Lord. Again, things weren't too smooth between us but we were working on our issues, none of which were the fact that we were related of course.
Ugh, sick, sick, sick girl. I have problems and really need to work on them and soon. I don't think I can take another brother dating dream. Next time it might be my father and I don't know if I could ever forgive my subconscious for that.
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Submitted by urbaneruralite (user info) at 2005-02-23 20:39:51 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2004-12-29 21:21:46 EST (#)
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eh, T minus 4 days and no more incest for me, I pray to God.
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2004-12-17 15:12:28 EST (#)
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That Sybian thing is fucking expensive. I could hire a lot of hookers for $1400.
Submitted by Sanity (user info) at 2004-12-16 07:07:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2004-12-15 09:09:05 (#)
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What's that URL, buddy?
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As protective of my sister as I am, everybody has their price. So I'll make you a deal. In two years when she becomes LEGAL I'll have her do another one. I'll link it to my website and I'll charge you for it. Not you specifically, just everyone. I enjoy money over pride.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2004-12-15 15:46:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-12-14 15:37:33 (#)
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http://sybian.com/aff/sybianindex.htm
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Yes, this machine wil do WONDERS for you!
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2004-12-15 09:09:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sanity (user info) at 2004-12-15 06:31:51 (#)
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+2 for Honesty.
This reminds me of a horrible, traumatic event in my recent past. I was visiting my favorite website (its a humor website with movie clips and the such) and stumbled across a clip of a chick dancing for her boyfriend on a webcam. I found it humorous at first because she couldn't dance for shit. Then it turned into erotic dancing (showing tits and ass) and I am sad to say I became aroused. Well, at the end of the clip I finally saw the girls face (in the beginning you couldn't see it due to the lighting) and it was my fifteen year old sister! Needless to say, the guy she danced for is buried in my backyard and I haven't visited the website since.
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What's that URL, buddy?
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2004-12-15 08:45:12 EST (#)
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I said "Screw it" and went ahead and did it. If I'm going to be a freak, I might as well enjoy it. Things went well until our mom walked in.
Submitted by Sanity (user info) at 2004-12-15 06:31:51 EST (#)
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+2 for Honesty.
This reminds me of a horrible, traumatic event in my recent past. I was visiting my favorite website (its a humor website with movie clips and the such) and stumbled across a clip of a chick dancing for her boyfriend on a webcam. I found it humorous at first because she couldn't dance for shit. Then it turned into erotic dancing (showing tits and ass) and I am sad to say I became aroused. Well, at the end of the clip I finally saw the girls face (in the beginning you couldn't see it due to the lighting) and it was my fifteen year old sister! Needless to say, the guy she danced for is buried in my backyard and I haven't visited the website since.
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-12-15 06:18:26 EST (#)
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get in there
Submitted by Quasiplasmohedron (user info) at 2004-12-15 06:03:47 EST (#)
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Ummmmmmmm........... maybe you ought to rethink your stance on psycho obsessive and 60 year old men.
Submitted by toothfish___ (user info) at 2004-12-15 05:45:51 EST (#)
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If you were a guy ... now THAT would be weird.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-12-14 23:49:40 EST (#)
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I forgive you, sis.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-14 20:44:52 EST (#)
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That IS sick.
But since you're apparently into sick shit, could we do it while you hang upside down on a trapeze-like contraption with a ball cock taped in your mouth, while I rotate between banging your dripping snatch and raping you anally?
Why not?
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2004-12-14 18:42:28 EST (#)
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Alcohol is the answer, trust me i used to know a doctor.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-12-14 17:27:54 EST (#)
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(You got it backward Super Jew)
Fake empathy to obtain patient's trust:
>Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-12-14 13:33:54 (#)
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>Tell him, I'll bet he'll be game. I always wanted to fuck my mom and I know she would have.
Certified professional evaluation of the patient's mental state once he's defenseless:
>Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-12-14 13:34:10 (#)
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>p.s. you are fucked up
Caulaincourt The Healer, you may now call me.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2004-12-14 17:14:12 EST (#)
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I'll move over. There's still plenty of room in this boat.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-12-14 17:01:11 EST (#)
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I knew nothing good could ever come out of an Ubercon
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-12-14 16:51:27 EST (#)
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Yikes.
Submitted by wazzawazzayo (user info) at 2004-12-14 16:48:25 EST (#)
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A least it wasn't your grandpa.
Submitted by jonukah (user info) at 2004-12-14 16:46:01 EST (#)
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Wait until you start having sex dreams with hairy jews whose names rhyme with Channukah.
Then you'll know you are really desperate.
....And then you can call me at 301-867-5309 to fulfill them.
P.S. I charge by the minute.
Since I usually only last five.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2004-12-14 16:44:38 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-12-14 16:32:52 EST (#)
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Don, you implied you had an incestual dream so I assumed it was with your brother. Relax there buddy.
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2004-12-14 16:23:14 EST (#)
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Hey, Yid is back. Good to see your biting sense of humor is still there.
Submitted by yidele (user info) at 2004-12-14 15:55:06 EST (#)
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Genuine reaction:
>Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-12-14 13:33:54 (#)
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>Tell him, I'll bet he'll be game. I always wanted to fuck my mom and I know she would have.
Pathetic post-fact attempt at a cover-up:
>Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-12-14 13:34:10 (#)
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>p.s. you are fucked up
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-12-14 15:51:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-12-14 14:25:23 (#)
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Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-12-14 14:03:21 (#)
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*looks both ways*
*raises hand*
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you and toxic huh?
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right on paco, because my brother posts pictures of me we're gay. Real mature of you.
I heard they made Beast gay in the new Xmen... I bet you were all over that like an Indian on spicy food.
Submitted by yidele (user info) at 2004-12-14 15:49:32 EST (#)
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Bravo!
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-12-14 15:45:56 EST (#)
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er... NSFW.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-12-14 15:37:33 EST (#)
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http://sybian.com/aff/sybianindex.htm
Submitted by thaumaturge (user info) at 2004-12-14 15:30:03 EST (#)
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Sweet nothings.. they were just sweet nothings. Stick to the pinky toes.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-12-14 15:12:34 EST (#)
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I just sent the link to this page to your Brother.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-12-14 14:42:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2004-12-14 13:57:39 (#)
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I've had incest-themed dreams before. I think it's pretty normal, and most people have had dreams like that at one point or another, whether they can admit it or not. There's nothing wrong with having those kinds of dreams, as long as you don't act them out in real life.
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Okay fine. since you've admitted to it too...
yes, i've had these dreams. I've also had dreams of my sister.
<shudders>
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2004-12-14 14:39:19 EST (#)
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I have had much worse dreams than this about relationships.
I am basically the male version of you right now. I go to the gym and every girl - EVERY GIRL - looks doable. I need help.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-12-14 14:39:17 EST (#)
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I don't think you are weird. I've had similar
dreams about my cousin. Perhaps you just need
to get laid. That is my excuse.
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-12-14 14:25:25 EST (#)
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I dreamed I was in a sexual relationship with my boss once. This would have been great if he had been gorgeous and my age, but he's not. I think he's around 50, and he's not exactly what I would call "my type".
I remember seeing him the next day and acting as nonchalant as possible, but all that kept going through my head was my oh-so-horrid dream of me having sex with him.
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-12-14 14:25:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-12-14 14:03:21 (#)
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*looks both ways*
*raises hand*
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you and toxic huh?
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-12-14 14:17:34 EST (#)
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I've had dreams like that. I don't have a brother, but awhile back I kept dreaming that I was Lucy from 7th Heaven and Matt was my boyfriend.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-12-14 14:13:45 EST (#)
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Oh, and I sent you an email.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-12-14 14:12:03 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-12-14 14:07:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-12-14 13:34:10 (#)
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p.s. you are fucked up
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-12-14 13:33:54 (#)
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Tell him, I'll bet he'll be game. I always wanted to fuck my mom and I know she would have.
****
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-12-14 14:07:00 EST (#)
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i've said it before, and i'm sure i'll say it again, and i'll say it now:
i like nicole. she's fiesty and sheisty.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-12-14 14:06:13 EST (#)
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Girls always tell me they think of me like a brother.
At which point I get so creeped out that I never talk to them again.
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2004-12-14 14:04:05 EST (#)
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You know what's funny? I had an awesome dream last night where I threw this huge party at a mansion (it was apparently my house) and I fell asleep in the dream and woke up in the dream and there were these old friends of mine milling about my trashed mansion and I didn't remember them from the party I had the night before, so in my dream, I figured out that the party was a dream, but I didn't figure out that my mansion was a dream. Then I really woke up at 7:20 this morning and realized I never threw this crazy party and I never even had the mansion. Talk about disappointment.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-12-14 14:03:21 EST (#)
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*looks both ways*
*raises hand*
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2004-12-14 13:57:39 EST (#)
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I've had incest-themed dreams before. I think it's pretty normal, and most people have had dreams like that at one point or another, whether they can admit it or not. There's nothing wrong with having those kinds of dreams, as long as you don't act them out in real life.
Submitted by whataefag (user info) at 2004-12-14 13:54:12 EST (#)
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when doesn't incest look good?*
incest is best!* there's some things that should be kept in the family!*
* = nicole's obviously a fucking sicko
I'm going to go throw up my lunch now. Perhaps actually fucking/dating/making out with (in that order) some other guy could cure this problem?
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2004-12-14 13:53:07 EST (#)
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Jesus Christ, man! There's just some things you don't talk about in public!
-Brodie
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2004-12-14 13:52:51 EST (#)
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Yerr... fuck it, I'm not making hill-billy comments. +1 for admitting having nasty thoughts about family.
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2004-12-14 13:51:26 EST (#)
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If the guy has dirty blond hair, there is a chance - the dirtier the better.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-12-14 13:49:04 EST (#)
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I was going to throw myself at you until you said you cannot find blonds attractive.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2004-12-14 13:44:55 EST (#)
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it's not fucked up that you don't find blondes attractive... neither do I. Or, you know... maybe we're jsut the same flavor of fucked up. I almost made out with a cousin once, before I knew he was a cousin.
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2004-12-14 13:41:57 EST (#)
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Nah, if I were really fucked up I would have been upset over the fact that no nookie ever took place. As it is, I'm just grateful that there was no physical contact and all clothes remained on so I can keep a straight face the next time I see him.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-12-14 13:40:11 EST (#)
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is she fuck fucked up.
unless this is an experiment to get losers like me to admit to shit....
wait i admit to nowt.
Submitted by PWNstar (user info) at 2004-12-14 13:39:07 EST (#)
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I can't wait til you see your brother again and you can't get the dream out of your head. and so its always awkward, yet you can't tell him.
SHITTY CHRISTMAS FOR LIFE WOOO!!!!
Submitted by thedude (user info) at 2004-12-14 13:36:41 EST (#)
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Ok you are very very fucked up. except in my be Mississippi(spelling prob wrong as I am not a yank) but one of those staes. then you are probably fairly normal.
But dreams are funny things, a couple of nights ago I had an amazing dream about Paris Hilton except for one thing I you are dreaming about Paris it should be about fucking her or maybe her and her sister but no. I have a pg 10 dream about Paris. We talked and shit this stared to get a little interesting and suddenly the parental control gave it an R rating and I woke up. Real bummer. Since then I have been trying to pick up where I left off but just can't. And of all people to talk with Paris.
Well I guess I am off to the local porn guys to see if I can get a copy of her video. may my dreams come true and yours not!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-12-14 13:34:10 EST (#)
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p.s. you are fucked up
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-12-14 13:33:54 EST (#)
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Tell him, I'll bet he'll be game. I always wanted to fuck my mom and I know she would have.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2004-12-14 13:31:53 EST (#)
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Um. I think you need a hobby.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-12-14 13:29:00 EST (#)
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I've done it.
Fucked your brother that is!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-12-14 13:28:33 EST (#)
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....
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-12-14 13:28:07 EST (#)
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Thats pretty nasty.