Donitsu2002 & ToxicNarcotic Internet Toughguys or GheyMenz? (4446 hits)
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Rating: 0.93 on 274 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (View user info) at 2004-12-14 14:28:55 EST
It all started yesterday.
I was in quite a particular mood yesterday. I felt like being an asshole so I figured I'd post something that was shit, and then I would have someone to argue with. Little did I know that the two Christian anal-gang-bangers would come a gunning for me.
It actually made it all worth while.
I especially like the parts where these two start threatening to kick my ass, and even to fly me up to New Hampshire. Since people who pretend to be "hard" on the internet, are in the group I would consider some of the biggest losers.....here's to you!
(Here are some of my favorites from yesterday)
See the whole thing here http://www.ubersite.com/m/54209
Dont ever attend an Ubercon that I make a slight interest going, because if I hear you're going I'll just to beat the hell out of you.
Oh, I'll bring Dave too...as to imbue "righteous judgement" you ignorant twat.
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Adamdidit2u i will kick your ass. Making fun of a person like that is pretty ridiculous. i hope god gives you 5 kids that look just like her.
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Hey Adam, we have a spot reserved at Valbercon...
then you can make of our threat in any way you want.
I'll even pay for your ticket!
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dont pretend to be a hardass, I have no need to be.. But it still stands that if I heard somebody talking about somebody like that I'd beat the hell out of them for it.. which I've done on numerous occasions...
hahahahah
On to the show
User Reviews
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-07-03 22:06:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
heh
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-20 18:34:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
uh, freebie, you got me mixed up with someone else.
except the turning down the job thing. if i took the job, there's no way i'd be able to sleep at night.
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2004-12-20 16:31:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Absolute best nerd fight ever! Not only is hidden a master of unknown martial arts, he trains 9 days a week, turns down $100,000 job offers and has no social life the whole week. Oh yeah, he's
someone to fear.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-12-20 07:11:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2004-12-20 04:30:24 (#)
Ranking: 1
I dont think thats the best.
Wing chun is the best (and it was invented by a woman). Traditionally started to allow even little women to take on big beefy blokes.
It was the traditional art that Bruce Lee trained it... and fuck me he rocked at it.
Even a blind man has kicked butt with that style.
And a man with only one leg (not sure if he kicked butt as such, but I bet he dragon punched butt).
The current state of mixed martial arts competition would tend to weigh in on grappling. Not dissin' Bruce at all, and its good to know more then one martial art, but one on one, grappling beats hand to hand. UFC and the Gracie's showed that
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-12-20 06:10:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hahahahahaha
Dervel rocks.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2004-12-20 05:48:09 EST (#)
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I think we've all had enough of this nonsense.
Anymore of this rubbish from any of you and you'll have me to answer to and you really don't want that. I completed Rocky Legends on the PS2 inside a week. I am brutal deluxe.
I also make carillon out of coconut shells and hollow bamboo, that's right I am a Wind Chime master.
Check me out, I'm a huge monster:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/41419
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2004-12-20 04:30:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I dont think thats the best.
Wing chun is the best (and it was invented by a woman). Traditionally started to allow even little women to take on big beefy blokes.
It was the traditional art that Bruce Lee trained it... and fuck me he rocked at it.
Even a blind man has kicked butt with that style.
And a man with only one leg (not sure if he kicked butt as such, but I bet he dragon punched butt).
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-12-20 03:03:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Having read the posturing between Hidden and Toxic, I gotta say, I highly doubt Toxic has any training or skill in martial arts.
Anyone who is as good as he claims to be doesn't need to get on the internet to brag about his toughness, or pick fights on said internet.
Props for claiming Brazilian Jiu Jitsu though, if you're gonna front, front with the best
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2004-12-19 19:52:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, I'm ashamed to to say that I once knocked a friend of mine out with one punch (well, an elbow at least).
- Another great Spammy moment bought to you by Stella Artois.
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-12-19 14:04:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have seen someone knocked out with one punch. Mind you, this was walking down the sidewalk in broad daylight downtown in the summer. Yeah, I like fist-fighting on a gorgeous summer day, too. Anyways. Two guys just ahead of me were yelling at each other about something, and then the one guy smoked the other one right in the face.
The guy dropped like a ton of fucking bricks and didn't get up.
Either way. +2 again because this post and Hidden's subsequent calling out on Toxic have been a great source of amusement for the past week or so. Awesome.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-18 22:36:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sword (user info) at 2004-12-17 03:13:15 (#)
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I had honestly assumed you were joking hidden, you don't knock people out with a single punch, where do you live, the movies?
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uh.... where do YOU live, wussyville?
it's easy to knock someone out with one punch. it just depends on where you hit them and how hard you hit them. i've knocked someone out with the first punch three times in my life. the first time was with a fight with my brother and i didn't even mean to do it. i hit him in the back of the head and he was out for a good ten minutes. the second time i gave this guy a right hook to the temple. the last time i hit the guy right between the eyes. it's really not hard. you just have to land a good punch.
i'm not saying i'm a huge badass like Toxic the super ninja here. i'm just saying knocking someone out isn't hard. just because you throw wussy punches, it doesn't mean everyone does.
i'm not some badass fighter at all, but i'm telling you, see the above picture. i don't care what kind of martial arts he studies, it looks like i could punch a hole through his chest with that frail frame of his.
anyway, looks like i proved my point. he hasn't said anything else, so i guess he realized how silly this whole thing really is. it's about time. i called him out because i knew he'd back down. don't think for a second i wouldn't actually do it, though. i just knew he wasn't really going to buy someone a plane ticket to come kick his ass. i called him out to show him how ridiculous the notion was.
Submitted by awj002 (user info) at 2004-12-18 14:30:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
great ownage
Submitted by ButtRodent (user info) at 2004-12-18 11:59:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Toxic pissed my favourite theoretical physicist off...now face his wrath!!!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/54660
Arrr!
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2004-12-18 11:58:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wait a minute! Today's Saturday! Does anybody know if hidden is there yet? Is he on his way? THEY AGREED TO FIGHT TODAY! IS IT HAPPENING?
Submitted by ButtRodent (user info) at 2004-12-17 20:52:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
After I, the ass rat, complained to my good friend Steven Hawkins, he spent hours in the studio recording a song dedicated to Toxic and some other Uber users. I'll post it tomorrow once that bastard gets around to e-mailing it to Goatse. Toxic and Donitsu, I salivate at the thought of burrowing up both your bums and eating my way out. I hope your large intestine isn't as full of shit as you are...arrrrrrrr!
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2004-12-17 20:17:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This is so never going to happen. I believe Hidden is badass enough that he would fly out, but I don't believe for a heartbeat toxicpussy would buy the plane ticket.
On an unrelated sidenote, anyone else think Hidden kind of looks like the guy who won the apprentice? Maybe I don't beat off to Hidden's camwhores enough, but I saw a resemblance...
Submitted by Academy (user info) at 2004-12-17 19:30:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/54622 TEH BEST POST!1
Submitted by KillWomen (user info) at 2004-12-17 18:38:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
tag team cage match at the next ubercon?
adam and hidden vs. donitsu and toxic.
losers buy drinks.
Submitted by big_wigger (user info) at 2004-12-17 18:13:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
.....and all was quiet.....too quiet
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2004-12-17 18:05:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
didn't read the post pictures v. funny
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-12-17 16:55:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2004-12-17 16:46:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
and with method here now someone is gonna have a jaw dropped on them.
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Wouldn't that be if fetish were here?
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Oh he is here. See BalloonKnot, Not_Fade_Away, the_Great_Tom and another five thousand users or so.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2004-12-17 16:46:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
and with method here now someone is gonna have a jaw dropped on them.
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Wouldn't that be if fetish were here?
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-12-17 16:45:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I just read all the reviews, and have been laughing hysterically for 15 minutes straight.
Submitted by big_wigger (user info) at 2004-12-17 16:43:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CaptainAmik (user info) at 2004-12-17 15:57:46 (#)
Ranking: 2
I am drop kicking chopsticks into the keys to write this reply from 10,000 light years away.
ROFL!!!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-12-17 16:19:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This is why I don't bother anymore.
Submitted by CaptainAmik (user info) at 2004-12-17 15:57:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I am drop kicking chopsticks into the keys to write this reply from 10,000 light years away. After a hard day of sand gardening I decided you will all bow down to my shaolin skills, I punch through mountains, kick causing tornados, I want to take my head cover it in baby oil and rub it over your entire body...to sum it up, Don is a pussy, his brother has sex with small woodland animals, I don't know hidden but I am sure he will eat your children, and with method here now someone is gonna have a jaw dropped on them.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-12-17 15:18:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
anal bunglers.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-12-17 15:15:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-12-17 15:03:35 (#)
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I could easily beat you all up.
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I thought you were in retirement after your destruction of the Nazi war machine
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-17 15:09:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Tom- You can barely beat your own meat...stay out of this, son.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-12-17 15:03:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I could easily beat you all up.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-17 15:02:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Man...he IS tough! And all this time, I just thought he was a normal, nine-to-five fag.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-12-17 14:59:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-17 14:48:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
I wish somebody would hit SOMEbody, for chrissakes.
Looks like the emo fag has gotten awfully quiet, though. Must be practicing with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles or something.
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I thought it was obvious that his ninja skills were recruited by the FBI who were monitoring this site. He is now laying waste to entire planetary systems of hostile aliens. And thats just before Lunch!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-17 14:48:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I wish somebody would hit SOMEbody, for chrissakes.
Looks like the emo fag has gotten awfully quiet, though. Must be practicing with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles or something.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-12-17 14:39:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by big_wigger (user info) at 2004-12-17 14:32:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
now Toxic is like a triple don in MMA? AWESOME!! Perhaps that is where he gets his icy-cool glare, all those THOUSANDS of hours of intense training have left him with the sneer of a hardened killer.
or maybe he is just mad the batteries in his buttplug died
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You better watch you ass.
He invented karate and can do a jump kick from here to China, smashing your house into nunchakas and neatly stacked chopsticks.
Submitted by big_wigger (user info) at 2004-12-17 14:32:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
now Toxic is like a triple don in MMA? AWESOME!! Perhaps that is where he gets his icy-cool glare, all those THOUSANDS of hours of intense training have left him with the sneer of a hardened killer.
or maybe he is just mad the batteries in his buttplug died
Submitted by TheScaryGuy11 (user info) at 2004-12-17 11:53:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Impressive hate
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2004-12-17 11:21:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by sword (user info) at 2004-12-17 03:13:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I had honestly assumed you were joking hidden, you don't knock people out with a single punch, where do you live, the movies?
You sound so much like you are trying to impress people here and show off with your fighting skills it is really quite pathetic. Even if you are a dynamo of violence who attacks anyone evil enough to bump into people it doesn't really mean anything. If by some bizarre chance I am actually living in the Twilight Zone and you really are some ultra combat ninja of death then guess what? I don't give a fuck.
You won't impress me or anyone else and you certainly won't frighten anybody. Stop trying to act like you are some amazing warrior, your abilities to make up scenes in which you distribute a harsh vigilantee justice mean nothing, burn in hell.
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-12-17 00:22:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha. Nothing against Don, but that was some funny shit.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-17 00:07:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-12-16 15:48:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sword (user info) at 2004-12-16 15:06:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
"the last fight i was in was with a guy that was nothing but muscle, weighing in at what i would estimate to be 220. that would make him a good 50 pounds on me. i still knocked him out with the first punch"
- hidden101
Buwahahahahahahahahahahahaha, that is by far the funniest thing I have ever read. Ever.
Ahhh *tear*
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How is that funny?
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now that i'm posting again, i'm attracting more insecure boys that feel threatened by the name "hidden101" when they see it. i've always been a moron magnet around here.
anyway- true story. i'm not trying to say i'm some kind of badass. i didn't even want to fight the dude, but he made me snap. it was at a concert, and he was trying to fight this other guy, and he was knocking people over in the crowd with his large frame (he had his shirt off and was pure muscle), and he trampled right over two girls. so i grab his arm (well, more like hooked my hand around his huge bicep) to tell him to stop because he's hurting people and he turns to me and says "FUCK YOU!". then i just lost control and hit him dead on in the face. he went down like a ton of bricks and didn't get up. they just dragged him away.
does that make me awesome? not hardly. the last time i was stupid enough to fight someone that outweighed me by 60 or 70 pounds i got the beating of a lifetime.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2004-12-16 19:08:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is some kind of western? This site ain't big enough fur the both of us. I win, you gotsta leave town ferever. You win, and I'll mosey on along to the next town.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2004-12-16 18:44:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Pizza bread: a piece of toast, with tomato sauce on it, then with meat, and then cheese. And you can experiment. I try salsa instead of tomato sauce. And cream cheese. It's not gross but it's not... umm... I have no idea where I am going with this. It's not cat-puke! That's it! No wait... that's not it. That's not it at all...
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2004-12-16 16:31:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Waffles with red-wine vinegrette makes an excellent healthy and nutritious stocking-stuffer, if you're into that sort of christmas-sy breakfast lot.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-12-16 15:54:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-12-16 15:00:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
hidden101 - How is this unfolding? Did he pay your ticket? Did he call and beg? Are you actually gonna go wherever the fuck they live and beat the retards?
Seriously, dude, that would be pretty dumb if you went and fought those malnourished pre-teen boys. Plus, you could get into trouble.
I have a better idea. Keep insulting the punk kid and just get the free ticket. Free traveling! No hassle with pansy immature teenagers, just being a tourism with the paper boy money of some self-acclaimed Jet Li.
While they would both anxiously await, biting their nails while they rerun their entire collection of the 3 Ninjas movies, you'll be hitting on some girl in some café!
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you people are friggin sad. the andy dick/dave thing is their own DickSword fight.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-12-16 15:49:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
One time I had eggo waffles with garlic butter on it by mistake. Let me tell you... I puked.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-12-16 15:48:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sword (user info) at 2004-12-16 15:06:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
"the last fight i was in was with a guy that was nothing but muscle, weighing in at what i would estimate to be 220. that would make him a good 50 pounds on me. i still knocked him out with the first punch"
- hidden101
Buwahahahahahahahahahahahaha, that is by far the funniest thing I have ever read. Ever.
Ahhh *tear*
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How is that funny?
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2004-12-16 15:40:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
One time I ate waffles with mayonnaise. I got sick. Come to think of it, I think that I'm allergic to mayonnaise. It's a wild and crazy world that we live in.
Submitted by sword (user info) at 2004-12-16 15:06:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"the last fight i was in was with a guy that was nothing but muscle, weighing in at what i would estimate to be 220. that would make him a good 50 pounds on me. i still knocked him out with the first punch"
- hidden101
Buwahahahahahahahahahahahaha, that is by far the funniest thing I have ever read. Ever.
Ahhh *tear*
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-12-16 15:00:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hidden101 - How is this unfolding? Did he pay your ticket? Did he call and beg? Are you actually gonna go wherever the fuck they live and beat the retards?
Seriously, dude, that would be pretty dumb if you went and fought those malnourished pre-teen boys. Plus, you could get into trouble.
I have a better idea. Keep insulting the punk kid and just get the free ticket. Free traveling! No hassle with pansy immature teenagers, just being a tourism with the paper boy money of some self-acclaimed Jet Li.
While they would both anxiously await, biting their nails while they rerun their entire collection of the 3 Ninjas movies, you'll be hitting on some girl in some café!
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2004-12-16 14:58:51 EST (#)
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EVAR!!!!1
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2004-12-16 14:58:37 EST (#)
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I maintain this would be the greatest thing ever.
Submitted by Nobb (user info) at 2004-12-16 14:35:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-12-16 14:20:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG. liek hidden if I liek buy U a tiket to cum here and fukk my brians out, thenn U hafta leve uber 4-evar, kk?
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-12-16 14:02:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-16 05:27:35 (#)
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i actually am a cult leader, but i don't talk about it.
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hahaha
AHEM...WE.....WE ARE CULT LEADERS, FUCKHEAD!
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-12-16 13:57:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Andy, I don't think this is a good idea. Can't have you getting arrested.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-12-16 13:47:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2004-12-16 08:45:21 (#)
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hows saturday sound?
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Holy shit, are you serious, Dave?
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2004-12-16 13:43:26 EST (#)
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I don't like you, but I agree with most of what you said.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-12-16 13:35:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-12-15 23:13:42 (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh man Dave, next time I see you I'm gonna have to kick your ass just for the hell of it!
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Method, you are not allowed to fight anymore. For play or for real.
Don't you remember the scare last time when we thought you broke Matt's neck?
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2004-12-16 12:11:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is gonna be awesome! Hidden's going to kick ass. ToxicNarcotic ass. You'd better not back down, narcoticbitch!
Submitted by Smurfs (user info) at 2004-12-16 09:50:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
best reply:
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-12-16 09:22:31 (#)
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I am a conquistador. Ponce de Leon is my great grandfather.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-16 09:33:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-12-16 09:17:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey Toxic...I invented Savate during the 19th century. Then I move to Canada to assist lumberjacks with my famous powerful roundhouse kick which can swiflty cut down a mature tree. After that I join the Korean War effort and despite the historical fact that a small american/canadian regiment held an untenable position for days with hand grenades, it was me all along who was using my ninjitsu powers to take down the swarm of chinamen. Then I was paid by Osama to knock down the WTC. The 747 were just for fireworks. *I* karate chop the fuckin' towers, can you believe that? Oh and the ice cap melts when I meditate.
I hang out with Jedi sometimes too.
All of it is true. No shit!
Really!
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-12-16 09:32:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Method, I believe you! Of course!
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-12-16 09:32:15 EST (#)
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Oh yea well I broke up Pangea, and killed all the fucking dinosaurs!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-12-16 09:22:31 EST (#)
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I am a conquistador. Ponce de Leon is my great grandfather.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-12-16 09:17:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey Toxic...I invented Savate during the 19th century. Then I move to Canada to assist lumberjacks with my famous powerful roundhouse kick which can swiflty cut down a mature tree. After that I join the Korean War effort and despite the historical fact that a small american/canadian regiment held an untenable position for days with hand grenades, it was me all along who was using my ninjitsu powers to take down the swarm of chinamen. Then I was paid by Osama to knock down the WTC. The 747 were just for fireworks. *I* karate chop the fuckin' towers, can you believe that? Oh and the ice cap melts when I meditate.
I hang out with Jedi sometimes too.
All of it is true. No shit!
Really!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-16 09:02:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ps- i'm undefeated in the UFC in my weight class.
Submitted by arcane (user info) at 2004-12-16 08:53:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If he doesnt back down ill think hes even more of an idiot. It would be hands down the craziest thing ive ever heard of. Its like the end of Jay and Silent Bob strike back where they blow their movie money on plane tickets to beat down 14 year olds who made fun of them on message boards.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-12-16 08:51:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
How far will ToxicNarcotic take this to finally back down and look even more like an idiot that he already does?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-16 08:50:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
saturday is great for me. i'm free all weekend. my airport code is STL.
Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2004-12-16 08:45:21 EST (#)
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hows saturday sound?
Submitted by arcane (user info) at 2004-12-16 08:44:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ToxicNarcotic you managed to get two hate posts in one day. Granted my post wasnt really about you but the picture sums up my thoughts on you. Your a tool and no one belives you.
What would jesus do? Not fly some one down state for a fight thats for sure.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-16 08:43:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
let's see the ticket first.
Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2004-12-16 08:43:27 EST (#)
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i was reading over the reviews. why is it so hard to believe someone does something outside the house. i have a life beside Uber. and MMA is a facet of it.
Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2004-12-16 08:37:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
O.K. hidden heres the deal. I'll pay for everything for you to get your ass up here on one condition. Once I kick your ass ,which most deffinetly I will, you are banned from uber. you have to leave this site and peddle your stupidity elsewhere. you can search me on mixed martial arts circuits in massachuessetts if you dont believe anything i told you. yeah but if on the slight chance that you beat me than i will leave uber for good after i give you 1000$ and write a sexy love post about you.
by the way, im 18 so i can still act like an ass and threaten people how old are you. yeah well search on Donitsu2002s posts and find his number give him a call and we can figure when your coming up and the arrangements. done and done
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-16 08:27:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
just shut up and drink the goddamn koolaid...
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-12-16 08:19:55 EST (#)
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And just to clear things up about the martial arts
I am an amalgamation of all the ninja turtles, and I killed Optimus Prime just to wtach him die.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-12-16 08:18:29 EST (#)
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Hey hidden
Why does my koolaid taste funny?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-16 05:27:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i actually am a cult leader, but i don't talk about it.
Submitted by arcane (user info) at 2004-12-16 05:20:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-12-15 19:34:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
I train Tae Kwon Do 86 times a week, Judo 698 days a year, Ninjutsu 24 times a second, and I killed everyone in the UFC with my pinky finger. I'm Hulk Hogan's mentor. I'm Mike Tyson's father. I invented Shotokan. I ate Ghengis Khan. BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
SHUT
THE
FUCK
UP
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This should be on B@W just for the responses. This is hands down the best hate post ever. I dont think you could find two people easier to insult on this whole site. WTF i know brazilan jinjitshit or whatever? Who claims this shit? If i was any of the following: Multi-millionare, Movie star, Raging hard core ninja badass, Regis, a major political figure or the head of my own mildly succesful cult i would never own up to it. Why? Because no one would belive me so whats the fucking point?
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-12-15 23:39:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Bunch of bitches, the lot of you.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-12-15 23:32:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
we can safely assume that Tie Domi would kick Bruce Lee's ass severly.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-12-15 23:29:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Spam is absolutely right about one thing: a properly trained fighter coming from a respectable dojo would never behave the way Donitsu and Toxic are right now.
Just to sound off about the whole weight issue... I will not talk about my own 'vital stats' but will remind you all of the stats of one of the greatest fighters of all time. I think we can all agree that he would be able to hand every single one of our asses to us.
Name: Bruce (Jun Fan) Lee
NickName: Xiaolong (Little Dragon)
Born: November 27th, 1940
Died: July 20th 1973
Height: 5'7"
Weight: 135-140lbs.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-12-15 23:13:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
ToxicNarcotic:
ok first of all i would like to explain something to you before you make a choice that will fuck up your face for the rest of your life.
I have grown up fighting its my life. i train Brazilian Jiu jitsu 3 times a week i train kickboxing 2 nights a week and i take judo 1 a week. im 6'0 175lbs. ive westled some of the toughest guys in the MMA (mixed martial arts) circuit. Redon Gracie said "your the bobby fisher of brazilian jiu jitsu" im in the gracie fighting federation.
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Oh man Dave, next time I see you I'm gonna have to kick your ass just for the hell of it!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-12-15 22:10:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Spam's reply are fucking great hahahaha
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2004-12-15 21:49:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Feminine, dude. But yeah, they are, but when are people going to learn that fucking huge, hulking muscles do not a good person make. Hate him because he's an arrogant twat, not because he's "thin". What? There's no punch like here, motherfuckers. One of my best friend is only about 160, and about 6'1", but he could rip someone's head off with his kicks. Actually, it's the guy in one of the pictures with me.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-15 20:05:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh, the irony. the last line in the picture is "hey, does anyone here pretend to know karate?"
haha, my man Toxic does. fear him and his femenine shoulders.
anyway... seriously, Toxic. you're making a fool of yourself. don't you realize you're acting like a teenag-- oh. right.
nevermind.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-15 20:00:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"With that out of the way, I hope Hidden does catch up with this big mouth and slap him silly."
ahahahahaha
oh Thlongy, you big thillybuns!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-15 19:58:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hidden is probably just pissed because these two fags post pictures of themselves looking gay as the Ace of Spades even more than Hidden does, and he does it in almost every one of his posts. It's reached catfight-like proportions.
With that out of the way, I hope Hidden does catch up with this big mouth and slap him silly.
I'd give THAT post a +2.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2004-12-15 19:52:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Seems to me that ToxicNarcotic has all his bases covered. If hidden doesn't take him up on his offer for a flight to wherever for a fight, then he calls him a pussy who can't follow through. If hidden does fly down to wherever, then ToxicNarcotic calls him an immature idiot. All bases covered. Except for his ass. Which hidden could no doubt shred.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-15 19:50:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ok first of all i would like to explain something to you before you make a choice that will fuck up your face for the rest of your life.
I have grown up fighting its my life. i train Brazilian Jiu jitsu 3 times a week i train kickboxing 2 nights a week and i take judo 1 a week. im 6'0 175lbs. ive westled some of the toughest guys in the MMA (mixed martial arts) circuit. Redon Gracie said "your the bobby fisher of brazilian jiu jitsu" im in the gracie fighting federation.
that being said i dont think i can take you i know i can.
so heres the deal you pay to get up here and once your here i will kick the shit out of you then put you in a hospital and you get released from that hospital i will pay for your ticket here and back and ill pay for whatever other lame ass expenses you might pick up.
so just let me know if you really want to do this shit because i've never stepped down from a fight and im not going to let some pussy on the internet write a check with his mouth his body cant cash.
bring it up you little fuck.
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BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OH MY GOD, IT'S THE TWO TOUGHEST BROTHERS IN THE WORLD! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
you're 6'0" and weigh 170? ahahahahahahahaha you're like a twig!
"so heres the deal you pay to get up here"
whoa, wait a minute, stickboy-- you said you'd buy me a ticket to come up there. no deal, son. if you really want to look like a super toughguy, you'll buy the ticket.
oh god, i can't get over this. hahahahaha. this is solid gold.
ok, ok, ok, i have a question. since you're BOTH the toughest guys in the world, which one of you would win the fight if you fought each other? come on, tell me- which one of you is a tougher, better fighter than the other? surely it must be Toxic, with all his ninja training. or maybe it's Don with his vast fighting experience, having been in 5 or 6 "real" fights. i mean, there's really no substitute for experience.
so which is it? who's tougher?
when you figure it out, scroll up and look at your picture again and look at how small both of you insecure dorks are.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2004-12-15 19:48:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I too hate those two.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2004-12-15 19:43:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Adamdidit2u:
I like your posts but your replys suck the sweat from a dead man's balls.
Toxic:
I can't believe that I just wasted the time it took to write that review on you, I should know the fuck better.
I'm off to watch Electro's animations until I choke on my own vomit.
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2004-12-15 19:40:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Just believe me when I say I've been in more than 5 or 6 serious fights in my life, much more.
__________________
It's the soul patch that makes everyone want to kick your ass on first sight, shave it and make peace with the world.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2004-12-15 19:37:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Name - ToxicNarcotic
AKA - Mohammad "I'm Hard" Bruce Lee
Style - Way of the Autistic Dragon
Signature move - furious keystrokes (apparently)
I flirted with martial arts a for a few months a while back (nothing to boast about), and I remember this - if you're affiliated with an anywhere near reputable dojo, one of the things they are sure to teach you is not to boast about how good you are, and to avoid fighting wherever possible, that's why they're called 'self-defence' classes.
I've come across a few people involved with various fighting sports (UFC (UK) combatants, Amateur Boxers, AMA (Europe) competitors to name a few) and the ONE thing they all had in common was that would play down how truly tough they were as a simple alternative to getting into fights. Best way to win a fight? not to have one.
That you're doing the opposite of this, indicates the following:-
A) You're bullshitting
B) You're too goddamned retarded to realise how fucking stupid you sound
C) You need to be Euthenised
The only good thing to come out of anything that you've ever written, is the very, very small chance that you may get so involved in trying to type complex multi-syllabic words (like penis or dildo) that you forget to eat and eventually starve to death, thus incrementally rising the average IQ of the rest of the globe.
It's a small chance, but I live in hope.
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2004-12-15 19:34:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So Toxic, let's assume you aren't full of shit when you refer to your martial arts experience. I've seen people, on multiple occasions, get their asses completely handed to them, even though they were experts at one form of martial arts or another...by guys who'd never taken lessons in their life. Real fighting experience wins over just about anything else. Even in MMA there are rules, in a street fight anything goes. The one who wins is always the craziest motherfucker of the two. Oh, and you do look 130...if you're 175 it must all be in your legs because you have the narrowest shoulders I've ever seen. Post a link to a video with you in it, or at least put up some photos of you with the Gracies, and then I'll take all this back. Oh, and btw, Vanderlai Silva is the fucking man.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-12-15 19:34:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I train Tae Kwon Do 86 times a week, Judo 698 days a year, Ninjutsu 24 times a second, and I killed everyone in the UFC with my pinky finger. I'm Hulk Hogan's mentor. I'm Mike Tyson's father. I invented Shotokan. I ate Ghengis Khan. BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
SHUT
THE
FUCK
UP
Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-15 19:12:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Dontisuse or whatever IS A BITCH!
My ass, your gay EMO ass played any sport. You look like one of those prep kids who decided to be harder than the other abercombie people and dress skater and listen to fuckin Nickelback and good Charrlotte.
Your just a poser bitch. Thats it. You don't skate and you wear skater brands{fagot} you got owned in the last post I saw. Plus you look like a fuckin'metro
I know you try to look cute so your brother will suck your fagotass off. God your a fuckin fakeass Emo.
God damn Emo's talking shit.. just pathetic I would beat you a ball pin Bat. You faggot, fucking, metro, Emo, poser..
Submitted by catscradle (user info) at 2004-12-15 18:31:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 WTFPWND.
Submitted by CanucksFan (user info) at 2004-12-15 17:49:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-12-15 17:01:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"fighting is 90% smarts and 10% brawn...."
Then in that case, both of you faggots are in deep shit because you are quite possibly the most idiotic simpleton I have encoutered on the Internet.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-12-15 16:57:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I just want to point out that the last line "does anybody here PRETEND to know karate" was a joke. I didn't really expect all of you to come out a pretend to be 99th degree ultra ninja's
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-12-15 16:56:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"I've been in to prove I'm a better fighter than anybody.."
ARGH! I can't take it! Rereading this gave me an aneurysm!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-12-15 16:52:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"I dont need to talk about fights I've been in to prove I'm a better fighter than anybody... All the talk in the world won't save you from a beatdown. Just believe me when I say I've been in more than 5 or 6 serious fights in my life, much more."
Holy fucking shit that guy sucks. That's probably the most boastful/retarded thing I've read in my entire existence. Seriously dude, kill yourself, now. Because that's what's gonna happen anyway when your big talking ends you up with a pistol shot in the face. Oh wait? You can karate chop bullets too!!!
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-12-15 16:33:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-12-15 16:26:30 (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh. My. God.
You're like ten years old. Shut up and respect your fucking elders, kiddo.
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Who are you taking to?
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-12-15 16:26:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh. My. God.
You're like ten years old. Shut up and respect your fucking elders, kiddo.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-12-15 16:23:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-12-15 16:13:43 (#)
Ranking: -2
<snip>
Good thing adam is so prolific with fighting styles to not know the basic differences between two styles.
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I do know the difference, my comment was that the Martial arts most commonly associated with Brazil is capoberia (sp), Ju Jitsu is a traditional Japanese fighting style.
"I dont need to talk about fights I've been in to prove I'm a better fighter than anybody... All the talk in the world won't save you from a beatdown. Just believe me when I say I've been in more than 5 or 6 serious fights in my life, much more."
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And what do you consider a "seroius fight" when somebody pretends to swing and you fall down like a little girl?
I know!
Everybody here should just take your two guys word for it. That you two are the baddest motherfuckers to walk the earth since Captain America.
Or we can call out your blatant lies.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-12-15 16:13:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2004-12-15 15:55:08 (#)
Ranking: -2
toxic...you hung with guys like Gracie? Are you fucking kidding me...those guys are huge. You don't even look like you're in your 20s. C'mon man...are you being for real or are you just trying to psyche out hidden?
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Let me explain it a bit better, i was pressed for time and my boss walked in.
My brother practices in a school that's directly associated with the gracies, the teacher of the class is very good friends with renzo and redon and apparently was roommates with them while he trained.
The gracies personally belt up every member of gracie affiliated classes... It takes them a little while longer to get around to all the classes which makes the wait longer for belting up, but it's worth it.
Good thing adam is so prolific with fighting styles to not know the basic differences between two styles.
And Andy, for the last time with you and your pathetic testosterone induced bellowing, fighting is 90% smarts and 10% brawn....what you said about being 130 or 220 very little. However, fighting someone who is at a drastic weight disadvantage while both guys fighting have an average knowledge of fighting can be disastrous for the smaller guy.... hence "weight divisions".
I dont need to talk about fights I've been in to prove I'm a better fighter than anybody... All the talk in the world won't save you from a beatdown. Just believe me when I say I've been in more than 5 or 6 serious fights in my life, much more.
Submitted by CaptainAmik (user info) at 2004-12-15 16:11:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow...Internet tough guys...can't we all just get along? It gets pretty bad when you have to get someone to back you up on bad lies, if I was hanging with the Gracies I am pretty sure I would have pictures. I am also pretty sure I would have a video of my fighting a Gracie that I would show everyone I met. You 3 need to take a timesout, all go to your rooms and learn to interact better with others...Bitches.
Submitted by Smurfs (user info) at 2004-12-15 16:04:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"bring it up you little fuck. "
BOOM.
and no, Capoeira is a differnt style.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-12-15 16:00:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2004-12-15 15:55:08 (#)
Ranking: -2
toxic...you hung with guys like Gracie? Are you fucking kidding me...those guys are huge. You don't even look like you're in your 20s. C'mon man...are you being for real or are you just trying to psyche out hidden?
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as unbelievable as it sounds he actually did. I was pretty amazed myself... the Gracies are awesome.
Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2004-12-15 15:55:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
toxic...you hung with guys like Gracie? Are you fucking kidding me...those guys are huge. You don't even look like you're in your 20s. C'mon man...are you being for real or are you just trying to psyche out hidden?
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-12-15 15:54:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey Toxic,
Isn't the Brazilian Martial Arts Style called "Capoeira"
If your lie wasn't so grandoise it would be more believable, but c'mon you expect us to believe that you are a master at no less that 3 martial arts styles?
Yes I am calling you a liar
Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2004-12-15 15:36:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-15 01:49:47 (#)
Ranking: 0
i'll tell you what, muscles- i'll take you up on your offer. get me a plane ticket from St. Louis to wherever you are, roundtrip, same day. i'll bring my camera so i can post pictures of your bloody, toothless head after i punch it with my fists several times.
like i said, you talk like you are 250 pounds of muscle. let's hope you can fight like it. do it. buy the ticket. i'm free all week except for friday night (i have a date with a woman no man in his right mind would pass up). if you are prepared for what you're getting yourself into, go for it, toughguy.
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ok first of all i would like to explain something to you before you make a choice that will fuck up your face for the rest of your life.
I have grown up fighting its my life. i train Brazilian Jiu jitsu 3 times a week i train kickboxing 2 nights a week and i take judo 1 a week. im 6'0 175lbs. ive westled some of the toughest guys in the MMA (mixed martial arts) circuit. Redon Gracie said "your the bobby fisher of brazilian jiu jitsu" im in the gracie fighting federation.
that being said i dont think i can take you i know i can.
so heres the deal you pay to get up here and once your here i will kick the shit out of you then put you in a hospital and you get released from that hospital i will pay for your ticket here and back and ill pay for whatever other lame ass expenses you might pick up.
so just let me know if you really want to do this shit because i've never stepped down from a fight and im not going to let some pussy on the internet write a check with his mouth his body cant cash.
bring it up you little fuck.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2004-12-15 14:29:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
DAMN RIGHT!
You know the star of Bum Fights?
Yeah, well, I look nothing like him.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-12-15 14:06:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
YOU HAD BETTER BE A HOT GUY SOLEY
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2004-12-15 13:55:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I want to wrestle Method...
in mud......
whilst he's donning a leopard print bikini.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-12-15 13:55:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-12-15 13:52:27 (#)
Ranking: 0
I want to fight Cabaretgirl
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Thats my woman...er man.....er thing you're talking about!
Submitted by Worm (user info) at 2004-12-15 13:54:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Im sorry, I wasnt around for the last one. If I was, I would probably have famed the shit out of you, but this was just to good to let it slip by. Road cones, Moses ass... I laughed really really hard.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-12-15 13:52:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I want to fight Cabaretgirl
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-12-15 13:49:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"skinny eh? I must be like 130 or something right? "
136?
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-12-15 12:59:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2004-12-15 11:38:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow, Donitsu and Toxic are some skinny bitches. Why is is that little fucking guys like that always talk shit about how tough they are? I'm 5'9, 210, and very lean yet you don't hear me going around threatening to kick someone's ass. Other than wrestling, combatives and boxing, I haven't been in a fight since I got big. People don't fuck with you anymore and that makes you a more relaxed guy, I fought ALL the time when I was a kid. Back up your idle threats...hidden would make mince meat out of both of them, and I'd pay to see Kaelic bounce these biafrans.
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skinny eh? I must be like 130 or something right?
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2004-12-15 11:38:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow, Donitsu and Toxic are some skinny bitches. Why is is that little fucking guys like that always talk shit about how tough they are? I'm 5'9, 210, and very lean yet you don't hear me going around threatening to kick someone's ass. Other than wrestling, combatives and boxing, I haven't been in a fight since I got big. People don't fuck with you anymore and that makes you a more relaxed guy, I fought ALL the time when I was a kid. Back up your idle threats...hidden would make mince meat out of both of them, and I'd pay to see Kaelic bounce these biafrans.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-12-15 11:36:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2004-12-15 01:34:59 (#)
Ranking: -2
this isnt a threat really but i think it would be swell if you would come to NH. we could hang out, i would make you new shoes ,and i would show you how to drown. but in all honestly what the fuck dude grow up. this is the fucking internet. there is like 1 in 1000000000 chance me and you will ever cross paths. grow up guy seriously. people like you are sucking the fun out of this site. your kinda a fag and in all honestly i would kick the crap out of you given the chance. you just give me a call or don a call and we will pay for you to fly up here ok. everything will be settled. just come on up or shut your mouth. if all you do is talk your a pussy and if you actually take the offer your an idiot. peace biatch.
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He tells you that this isn't a threat but that he woudl drown you.
Then he instructs you to grow up, that this is the internet, but tells you he would kick the crap out of you.
Then that there's not chance you'll meet, but you can call him up and he'll pay for your flight.
Even insects are more coherent.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-12-15 10:53:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This was awesome.
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2004-12-15 09:41:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Have you guys been down at the beach lately?
Because I think you all need to clean the sand out of your bajiners.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-12-15 08:51:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-12-15 08:48:09 (#)
Ranking: -2
Why cant you people let us have our fun and let us threaten each other with physical violence? We are well aware that our hopes and dreams of ripping a telephone pole out of the ground like some sort of super hero and beating each other with it to a bloody pulp will never come to fruition.
Christ, you people suck.
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Ok, now this was some funny stuff
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-12-15 08:48:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Why cant you people let us have our fun and let us threaten each other with physical violence? We are well aware that our hopes and dreams of ripping a telephone pole out of the ground like some sort of super hero and beating each other with it to a bloody pulp will never come to fruition.
Christ, you people suck.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-12-15 08:45:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2004-12-15 00:37:48 (#)
Ranking: -2
.................
a...an adam, a stupid Adam.
B.....no Biblical relation. Hahahhaha
C. .....
Okay, nevermind.
"Read.Comprehend.Reply. Reread it again if necessary." Thanks for clearing that up.
"I'm not mocking them for not making fun of the girl´......obviously....
"I'm making fun of them for thinking that they can intimidate me over a forum".....uh huh...maybe because YOU (which I MUST have misunderstood) USED a person who did not agree to your "plan" to OUST the crazy Christian, Right Wing, Conservatives to.....get hits on UBER?!
It's so clear to me now
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No the crazy right wing conservatives are just easy targets. It's a lock that they will always be the first to sling mud, then not have anything to back it up with.
Shooting fish in a barrel...fish in a barrel.
And it was never about hits, its about a cure for my boredom. (but I bet this little ordeal has probably gotten me quite a few)
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-12-15 08:41:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2004-12-15 00:02:45 (#)
Ranking: -2
i am so hurt that some fag making $25g a year doesn't believe i'm in medical school. i really am hurt by this. maybe your dumb ass should make retarded post with a bunch of pictures and unfunny subtitles to go along with it to triumph this fact.
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Oh yea i really make that little. Ha! Granted I won't ever make as much as a doc, but I don't ever want to. I have pretty good financial freedom right now and thats all I want. Money and greed turn people into some pretty self righteous assholes. Just look at yourself. Lets entertain the possibility that you may become some sort of doctor one day. You say that most doctors aren't "self important assholes", but just look at you now. I would say you define that kind of person now, which is the only reason I might believe you.
I know how you should prove me wrong. How about you use the same old insults you use every post. Just change the order around and insert random curses and vulgarities.
Prick
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-12-15 08:37:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
aaaaaaaaaaahahahahahhaaaaaaaaa
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-12-15 08:34:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2004-12-15 01:34:59 (#)
Ranking: -2
this isnt a threat really but i think it would be swell if you would come to NH. we could hang out, i would make you new shoes ,and i would show you how to drown. but in all honestly what the fuck dude grow up. this is the fucking internet. there is like 1 in 1000000000 chance me and you will ever cross paths. grow up guy seriously. people like you are sucking the fun out of this site. your kinda a fag and in all honestly i would kick the crap out of you given the chance. you just give me a call or don a call and we will pay for you to fly up here ok. everything will be settled. just come on up or shut your mouth. if all you do is talk your a pussy and if you actually take the offer your an idiot. peace biatch.
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"dude grow up. this is the fucking internet." This is the ENTIRE POINT of this post, this is the internet, making threats that you have no intention of ever backing up are just drivel, keyboard diareahhea...nothing more.
"people like you are sucking the fun out of this site" Actually most of posts are intended to be funny, and by the ratings they get I'd have to say a big portion of the site agrees. What "fun" do you attribute to this site? (aside the fact that you are cannon fodder for Ghey/emo/wannabe punk bashing)
"blah blah (the whole last part)" Still just laying down some threats I see, you know just because you repeat something over and over won't make it true. I've seen pictures of the both of you. We both know you two only get into slap fights with each other. It's pretty lame when you can't even convince a group of anonymus people that you're tough.
If you want me so bad, come on down. See how easy that is? I know you'll never take me up on it. It's just shit talking. So go ahead continue your shit talking, you might get at least one person here to believe it.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2004-12-15 03:13:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hell of a hate post. This was my favorite reply:
All right, listen up fucker.
I can see now that it was wrong to try to grab your cock at the urinal that night. But your flashing me that David Arquette smile... the strong fumes coming off of the urinal cakes... my judgment really became impaired.
So please, let's stop re-hashing this, ok?
I will say this about fighting, as someone who has been in more than a few fights in his life ... size matters in winning a fight and I can say this honestly ... I am not a huge guy. I carry a lot of muscle ... about 205, and I'm 5'10", but I'm not a monster (although I could be a bouncer). Tall guys with long reach are better suited for striking because they can usually land blows without receiving lots of damage --- I would never trade blows with anyone who was more than a few inches taller than me. I would probably lose because I would be taking harder hits than I could deliver at that range.
Height has nothing to do though with grappling, and it also doesn't factor in when you're in close. In close, power (the combination of speed and strength) are the only determining factors in winning a fight. The person who hits harder, faster, is going to win. When I did NHB fighting, my instructor was about 5'7" and about 210, all muscle, and he could easily defeat anyone up close, or on the ground. His only trouble ever came from tall, lanky strikers who could keep him at bay (really hard to do).
One last thing is this ... your face is a completely vulnerable area. You can pad your body out with muscle to absorb blows, and a thick neck can act as a sort of shock absorber, but enough blows to anyone's face and they will eventually go down. A 250 pound guy has the same vulnerable, exposed nose as a 150 pound guy has. The only difference is generally it is going to hurt a lot more to be punched by the 250 pound guy.
That being said, please shut your god damned mouths, all of you. If you want to organize Brawlcon, you can all come to my house and do it. If not, stop acting like anyone is going to waste their time and money to come up and get into a fight with any of you big, bloody vaginas. It's just not going to happen.
Submitted by Lunch_Pail (user info) at 2004-12-15 03:11:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
They look like pussies to me. And they dont swear- they are definately pussies.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-12-15 02:32:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Andy, don't kill the dude. I know you saw ConAir.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-15 02:31:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
nah, i wouldn't kill him- just throw him a nice beating to give him a lesson in humility.
the bible teaches that, too, but i guess he didn't read that part.
Submitted by arcane (user info) at 2004-12-15 02:26:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Plane ha. Whatever. It will never happen but if you two meet some ones not leaving alive.
Submitted by arcane (user info) at 2004-12-15 02:25:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I wouldnt go any one crazy enough to buy some dude a plane ticket so they can fight desperatly doesnt want to loose. Dont go unless you can figure out how to bring a gun onto a plan.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-15 02:24:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.travelocity.com
that should help you out, bud. like i said, any time but friday night. this chick is smokin'.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-15 02:21:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
he won't buy it, but if he did, he'd be suprised to find out that i'm crazy enough to take him up on his offer.
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2004-12-15 02:18:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
it would be the most awesome thing ever if Toxic wasn't the little bitch he seems to be and bought Hidden a plane ticket.
that is all.
Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2004-12-15 02:17:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Okay, hidden.
Ned: Well, I guess this is a case where we'll have to agree to
disagree.
Skinner: I don't agree to that.
Edna: Neither do I.
- The Simpsons, The PTA Disbands
2F19
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-15 02:06:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
uh.... Tony, the hidden101/Kaelic arguments weren't meant to be serious. sorry, bud. we don't really hate each other.
and money is not a measure of anything except greed. i just turned down a six figure job yesterday. sure i could get my nice house back again and get a car any man with a small penis would envy, but i know i wouldn't be happy doing the job. so i'll continue to do IT consulting work until i find something else i feel like doing. i might start a business. who knows. anyway, the point is, almost every doctor i've ever met in my life was a fuckin' prick that didn't become a doctor to help people, just their ego.
but hey, if that's your thing, i'm not going to criticize you. everybody has to make a living, right? i'll respect you more if you can admit you're not becoming a doctor because you want to help people.
Submitted by arcane (user info) at 2004-12-15 02:05:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I dont think Jesus wants you hurling threats of beating out at potential follwers Toxic. Think about it man... What would Jesus do.
Submitted by arcane (user info) at 2004-12-15 01:57:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
At first i was starting to feel bad about using ToxicNarcotics pic in my post but hes a dick.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/54334
Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2004-12-15 01:55:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
hidden....you're calling ME a "self-important prick"? I recall during your arguments with kaelic or whatever, you were criticizing him based on his FACIAL CONSTRUCTION. At least money is an indiscriminate, objective measure of one's worth, albeit a far from perfect one. Someone's genetic makeup and their inherent looks, however, are completely beyond one's control. So please, lets tone down the hypocrisy.
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2004-12-15 01:53:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
If nothing else, this post proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that Toxic is a stupid little bitch.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-15 01:49:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i'll tell you what, muscles- i'll take you up on your offer. get me a plane ticket from St. Louis to wherever you are, roundtrip, same day. i'll bring my camera so i can post pictures of your bloody, toothless head after i punch it with my fists several times.
like i said, you talk like you are 250 pounds of muscle. let's hope you can fight like it. do it. buy the ticket. i'm free all week except for friday night (i have a date with a woman no man in his right mind would pass up). if you are prepared for what you're getting yourself into, go for it, toughguy.
Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2004-12-15 01:34:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
this isnt a threat really but i think it would be swell if you would come to NH. we could hang out, i would make you new shoes ,and i would show you how to drown. but in all honestly what the fuck dude grow up. this is the fucking internet. there is like 1 in 1000000000 chance me and you will ever cross paths. grow up guy seriously. people like you are sucking the fun out of this site. your kinda a fag and in all honestly i would kick the crap out of you given the chance. you just give me a call or don a call and we will pay for you to fly up here ok. everything will be settled. just come on up or shut your mouth. if all you do is talk your a pussy and if you actually take the offer your an idiot. peace biatch.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-15 01:16:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2004-12-15 00:02:45 (#)
Ranking: -2
i am so hurt that some fag making $25g a year doesn't believe i'm in medical school. i really am hurt by this. maybe your dumb ass should make retarded post with a bunch of pictures and unfunny subtitles to go along with it to triumph this fact.
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see what i mean? self-important pricks. most of 'em, at least.
then they rush you out as soon as possible so they can get the next sucker in to overcharge.
anyway, this is probably news to you, Tony, but the amount of money you make is not directly related to how successful you are in life.
Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2004-12-15 01:12:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
oh yeah did i mention you suck?
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2004-12-15 00:40:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What can I say? People like you really bring out the badass Christian Warrior in me.
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2004-12-15 00:37:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
.................
a...an adam, a stupid Adam.
B.....no Biblical relation. Hahahhaha
C. .....
Okay, nevermind.
"Read.Comprehend.Reply. Reread it again if necessary." Thanks for clearing that up.
"I'm not mocking them for not making fun of the girl´......obviously....
"I'm making fun of them for thinking that they can intimidate me over a forum".....uh huh...maybe because YOU (which I MUST have misunderstood) USED a person who did not agree to your "plan" to OUST the crazy Christian, Right Wing, Conservatives to.....get hits on UBER?!
It's so clear to me now!
Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2004-12-15 00:02:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i am so hurt that some fag making $25g a year doesn't believe i'm in medical school. i really am hurt by this. maybe your dumb ass should make retarded post with a bunch of pictures and unfunny subtitles to go along with it to triumph this fact.
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2004-12-15 00:01:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the pictures of them as kids. Especially Toxic. And because I did all those chicks in red that were laughing at the pictures. Them and that chick 3 pictures above them. I did her too.
Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-14 23:47:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuckin Hilarous
hahahah thats genius funny man funny..
Submitted by someone (user info) at 2004-12-14 23:40:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-12-14 23:20:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CabaretGirl (user info) at 2004-12-14 23:00:49 (#)
Ranking: -2
LOL this wuz so good i liek u ur cute and funneeeeee lets hang uot!
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When the alters come out, you know its getting heated
Oh yea!
Submitted by sabotage0 (user info) at 2004-12-14 23:12:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Wow... could you have picked uglier broads for that picture?
I've seen better.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-12-14 23:01:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Lady_in_the_radiator (user info) at 2004-12-14 14:49:04 (#)
Ranking: 2
Best hate post ever.
Yep.
Submitted by CabaretGirl (user info) at 2004-12-14 23:00:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
LOL this wuz so good i liek u ur cute and funneeeeee lets hang uot!
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-12-14 22:43:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-12-14 22:39:43 (#)
Ranking: -2
THIS WAS SO FUCKING GREAT I CRAPPED MY PANTS
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What no mo' threats?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-12-14 22:39:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
THIS WAS SO FUCKING GREAT I CRAPPED MY PANTS
Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2004-12-14 22:37:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is funny. and by the way everyone me and don dont have any problems with each other. so loren1 choke on a dick.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-12-14 22:32:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2004-12-14 22:29:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-12-14 22:19:36 (#)
Ranking: 0
I was named after my grandfather.
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Fuckin-A, I'm good!
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Yea I thought that would end that argument pretty quickly.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-12-14 22:31:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2004-12-14 18:43:05 (#)
Ranking: -2
So, what you're telling me is......you make fun of people who have a physical "disability", then make fun of people who don't?
Pick a cause. I can't stand wishy washy shitheads like you.
Jeebus.....I WANT TO KICK YOUR ASS! (And no doubt could because you're a slimy little bastard).
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Ohhh LOOK OUT!
INTERNET TOUGH GUY ALERT!
Read.Comprehend.Reply. Reread it again if necessary. I'm not mocking them for not making fun of the girl, I'm making fun of them for thinking that they can intimidate me over a forum. Also note that if you read the top you'd realize I was just fishing for someone like them when I put up the image. It never fails that someone will feel the need to stand up for a cause here beacause it's so immoral to make fun of someone like that. I'd like to see how many of these people are out there in the real world fighting to make a difference.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (