100% Pure Beef (1141 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -1.17 on 20 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by So Beefy You Can Taste It (View user info) at 2004-12-14 19:37:09 EST
So beefy you can taste it.
So beefy it hurts.
So beefy that that fag bart wouldn't eat it.
So beefy lojope would fondle it.
So beefy aj would lick it.
So beefy that foamy farted in you mailbox. http://captainfoamy.blogspot.com/
So beefy that only cable can!
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aj -> had my last alter banned and cries to bart all the time
lojop -> had a multitude banned and cries to bart all the time
bart -> had sex with shlongy while banning me
shlongy -> had sex with bart while I was banned
stabkill -> is fascinated with that fetish dude that lojop had banned
death-medal-dood -> gayest name ever
yes -> no you faggit I will not have sex with you
big mike -> fat fucker
electro -> you fat autistic son of a bitch
munkypant -> thanks to you my monkey may never stand up again
fartmlifone -> why is bart allowed alters?
tom -> everyone hates tom
razor -> creator of that gay madness shit that bart keeps removing my entries from
whatthehell -> same to you you pop tart eating queer
captain foamy -> you keep trying to be me
brainthetruthspeaker -> has this fucker ever spoke truth
lyric -> just because everyone here wants to do you doesn't mean you rule
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Dear Mmm Beefy,
Beefy, thank you for not sodomizing my father that was very kind of you. I also appreciate you cutting holes in all my shirts where my nipples are. My moms is regaining her speech again from all the head she gave you while you were pumping Totally Eighties on the boom box she got me for Christmas. She said, "Hi." I hope we can still be friends I didn't mean to step in front of your spin kick; it was my fault. If you want the boxes of White Castles and that half case of Keystone you left, its still here.
Love, Tony
P.S. Can you please return my dog?
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Dear Mmm Beefy,
Beefy, my neighbor keeps picking on me every day and I don't know what I'm supposed to do. I need you and your pure 100% beef to help me beat him up. In return, I will buy you anything you want at taco bell or KFC. If you can help, I would greatly appreciate it.
Yours truly, Bart
User Reviews
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-02-10 00:06:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Eric Rice was in jail on a rape charge the past few months...that is why he disappeared.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-02-09 23:55:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
HAHAHA
Submitted by gob_bluth (user info) at 2005-02-09 20:25:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
give up plagarizing foamy for lent
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-12-17 00:01:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You're not banned yet, Eric Rice rapist molester woman-beater?
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-12-15 22:13:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fetish should get help for that obsession of his.
Submitted by cleanfornow (user info) at 2004-12-15 22:05:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you suck ass hahahaha
Submitted by The_Great_Tom (user info) at 2004-12-15 20:00:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Stabby should seek professional help for that obsession of his.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-15 19:53:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I LOVVVVVVVVE being hated by total retards.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2004-12-15 19:37:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Eric D. Beefy??
AWesome pic, tho
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-12-15 19:11:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Eric Rice is a stalker.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2004-12-15 07:51:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 for not having
List of people who don't suck
Merlina
Submitted by moneyshot (user info) at 2004-12-15 07:37:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-12-15 01:21:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Did Jeff type this out for you???
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2004-12-14 22:14:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
For the picture.
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-12-14 20:50:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I like how I keep making these odd hate lists.
Apparently everyone here wants to do me. Holy shit, I *DO* rule.
Submitted by The_Great_Tom (user info) at 2004-12-14 20:15:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Excellent
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-12-14 19:58:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm not on the list.
-2fuckadog
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-12-14 19:58:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
It really is beefy...
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-12-14 19:47:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I can't tell if this is mmm_beefy or Fetish. Wait, there is no choice.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-12-14 19:45:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fagbean.