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Fuck Nerds, Jocks get what they want because they earned it. (15979 hits)

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Rating: -1.28 on 704 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Chris Evans <mi2prettygc.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-12-15 06:12:47 EST

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I'm writing this because I'm sick of people bagging on Jocks about the sports they played and who they are. Saying shit like " Got the last laugh hes baggin' grocerys" the funniest thing is that Jocks aren't dumb doosh bags they are the most likeable out going people out there.

Do you want to know something you nerdo fuckheads? The reason Jocks got some much respect and love from the teachers, parents, community, school is because they brought money into your shitty school. There playing sports got your shitty school money to buy computers, To get your geek labs and also to pay for alot of things for the school. As in other sports like girls softball, soccer, etc.. so Shut the fuck up..

Do you want to know why they get respect its because they went through hell since childhood to get to where they were at in highschool. You don't know what its like to play a sport and be hounded since you were 11 years old about you have to be the best. Parents living through you.. Dads beating the shit out of you.. Dads making you feel like shit because you aren't number 1. Crying your eyes out like little kids would at 10-12 years old. But getting told to "Man up" and take the pain.

I had a friend that was fat. He played O-line for us when we were in Pee Wee football. He was the nicest fattest little kid. And his dad Butch was the assistant coach of our pee wee team. His dad was grueling on us.. I mean hard core. and my friend Fat Andy would cry when ever he would do something wrong because he loved his dad and didn't want to let him down. So whenever he would mess up his face would turn red and he would cry..

because he made his dad look bad. His dad was a nice guy though a big burly funny fat guy. That loved and andy and would just grab andy whenever he would cry and wipe his tears off and give him a hug. Thats how much pressure was on us as kids we had to be number 1 and put up with bullshit we were so scared to fail for our familys and espically our dads or older brothers because.. you just dont want to disappoint anyone.

See Andys dad was the good parent.. now the bad parents.. I have a million storys like this..

My friend Tyler's dad used to play semi pro. And tyler was our quarterback as kids. His dad was a grade A asshole. He was one of those dads that would run out and throw a fight with the ref and talk shit. He was abusive I guess towards tyler in a way.. When ever tyler would mess up his dad would yell and berate him infront of the team if he cried " Smack" right across the face. No one said shit all the dads were like that You ddin't get into it with another dad and theire son thats how it was.

My friend James his dad was alcholic. During our little league games his dad would come to games drunk and yell shit and start fights. All james would do is cry on the mount. He was the pitcher and was so embrassed about his dad. It was sad.. There are about a million stories like this I'm just trying to give you guys a over view of what us Jocks went through as kids.

Constant fear and pain that we would let our father, or our coach or team down.. Always on the brink of tears as a child. Thank god my Dad was hella into books and didn't care about sports so I didnt have to deal with the bullshit.

Highschool hits and we have to live up to the expectations. Since we were kids the coachs have known about us and our team. who plays what the pressure is ten times tougher.

I have had practice where we practice in the mood and freezing rain for 3 hours, getting hit with pads and slipping. I have had to run 10 reminders at one time non stop because I was late. {A reminder is when you have to stop at each 5 yard line and do a push up while jogging. back and forth is 1 reminder} Basically hardcore shit.

We had to run the HIll every week. I had a broken wrist and they just said tape it up and go play. That's it people. You haven't been what any of us jocks have been through its hell. Its parents, fans, family, team, coach. Think varsity blues but that barely scratchs the surface.

My coach in highschool was a rascit hillbilly fuck, he just wanted to win didnt matter who got fucked up. Who got hurt he wanted to win. We decided as a team early on fuck him we'll just do it for ourselves went 10-0 my jr year. We worked our asses off for that. Practiceing over summer. Lifting weights all winter. Running sprints, taking shit from old men, our dads we went through that. Football is alot of politics people just as anyother sport.

We didn't see your nerd ass on the field. We didnt see you playing with a seperated shoulder so your team could win, we didnt see you with the weight of the world on your shoulders, you didnt get the gossip of where ever you go.

Yeah we got some easy teachers but then we always had asshole teachers who were like some of you and hated atheltics that made life a living hell for us. purposly failing some kids to prove a point that sports arent as important as school.{bullshit} just to please there own ego.

For all you assholes who say were dumb I laugh at you. We have a first class at life. We get into colleges for the ones that go. and get a 4 year degree paid for. Then its off to some cushy job some alumni made for us. Were setup from highschool to succeed and to be in circles where we get handed easier and higher paying jobs than the average schmuck.

Now i'm not talking about big dumb Scott who got all D's and barely graduated no. I'm talking about the pretty boy quarterback/ wide reciver all american boys named Tom, or John, Tyson, LaShawn etc.. that got all the chicks and the scholarship to a great university. We get life handed to us. the ones who you see bagging grocerys are the fuckups not the real jocks.

So whatever don't talk shit. The reason we get the shit we get is because we paid for it with sweat blood and dediacation since we were 7 years old. Going through asshole hillbilly coachs, over bearing fathers, pondering community, and a school that wants nothing less than the best.. We worked for it. So if we get the hot girl so what it was paid for, we did shit while alot of you got high{hey I got high too} but we did shit with our time and worked our asses off.

The hardest thing about us that you will never understand is this.. One time when we lost the championship during pee wee football. Fat andy was crying and ran over to his dad to get a hug,,, his dad turned away from him.. andy had to cry into his moms arms.. it happend all over that day from peoples dads.. we were crying tears and all they cared about was that we didn't win..

Thats the thing about atheletes as soon as you lose.. or fail... you can lose the love from your coach or your dad, school, etc.. were on a pedastal and when we lose its like they forget who we are.. and if we ever represented for them thats the hardest thing.. only another Jock would understand that.. its hard sometimes..

I didn't spellcheck.. I know I suck..

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User Reviews

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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-09-15 17:11:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

classic Uber-meme

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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-09-15 11:33:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

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Submitted by 200killerwasps (user info) at 2008-09-26 08:22:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Seriously dude...

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Submitted by hsimah (user info) at 2008-08-03 13:14:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Fourth sentence: 'there' should be 'their'

Didn't read past that, because you suck.

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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-08-03 07:25:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

cock

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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-08-03 05:55:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I don't still wanna talk shit.

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Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-06-10 17:43:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

les pommes frittes avec ca?

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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-04-20 18:18:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hahahaha! This was good times.

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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-20 18:05:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Classic dogshit.

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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-04-20 17:40:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-04-20 17:06:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-20 12:58:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Vlasic

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BIZhlhV8cI

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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-04-20 17:06:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-20 12:58:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

classic

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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-04-20 16:12:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

While this is shit, it's fair to say that my high school foot ball team made an upwards of 15,000-20,000 dollars excess a year. Mostly because we had to do a different fund raiser every two weeks in the off season.

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Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-04-20 13:14:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I do fuck nerds, thank you very much.

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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-20 12:58:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

classic

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Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-03-31 16:46:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Ha. Who keeps dragging this crap back to the surface?

Priceless.

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Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2008-03-31 16:20:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-03-31 16:03:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

man...good times.
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Yeah... I remember when this shit first got posted. That was such a great day.

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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-03-31 16:03:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

man...good times.

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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-11 04:37:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I may stick my pee pee up your bung hole

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Submitted by Mike-Mc (user info) at 2007-05-11 03:52:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-05-11 03:34:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Fuck gnomes.

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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-05-11 03:01:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

:)

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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-23 12:18:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

B @ W!

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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-03-23 12:03:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hahahahahahaha

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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-10-31 07:55:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

this post only go so much attention because it wounded us all with its insulting nerds.

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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-08-28 03:17:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

everybody cares about sports. any person who does not is obviously a loser.

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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-08-28 02:37:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i love this post.


on a related note, i work at a place that produces some of the greatest technology known to man. most of you have never heard of it, maybe not any of you, but i can garauntee you that every single one of you use the technologies created there on a daily basis. in fact you are right now in more ways than one. the scientists i see every day are the nerds and they are the true heroes. not some guy that can throw a fucking football really well.

i still make fun of them every day, but MAN are they SMART!

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Submitted by ArcEld (user info) at 2006-08-28 02:32:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Forgot my rating. And for the record, sports are the reason schools DON'T have money, good computers, desks, teachers, or students. The money that's pissed away on sports every year on gym equipment and bullshit uniforms for the football players is probably more than some dumbass (ALL) jocks will make in a life time. You're living in a fucking illusion, and you'll realize that one day nobody gives a shit about your fat friend who "almost went pro" and cried his eyes out.

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Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-28 02:30:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

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Submitted by ArcEld (user info) at 2006-08-28 02:25:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-09 09:49:14 (#)
Ranking: -2

When my head was lodged up my ass, I wanted to write this exact post.



Damn straight. I don't care what jocks have "been through" ...
N O B O D Y gives a shit about sports outside of highschool, so unless you want to become a bum eatting trash out of a fucking trash can, you better learn to tie your shoe laces. Or better yet, learn how to not post utter dogshit on Ubersite.

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Submitted by LongestPants (user info) at 2006-08-28 02:21:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh, and since I didn't mention it, my extensive "nerdiness" will, like most nerds, get me at least Master's in Computer Science, a high paying job, respect, and enough money to find out you died from large intestinal trauma; caused by "accidentally" dropping the soap too much.

Die.

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Submitted by LongestPants (user info) at 2006-08-28 02:10:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

All I heard was "Waah! waah! waah!" surrounding "I'm a bitter, whiny, little bitch".

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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-01 12:27:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Nominated for best ever
http://www.ubersite.com/m/88541

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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-04-11 13:45:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

love it

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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-18 23:00:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I miss this piece of shit...
*sniffle*

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Submitted by breakfastmaster (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:42:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You have no point, but "nicest, fattest little kid" made me laugh so hard snot came out my nose.

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Submitted by Kale (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:27:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

ahahahahahahaha, I think I remember this post

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Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:16:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

+0

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Submitted by RenTheUnsightly (user info) at 2006-01-29 18:16:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i think your logic fails when your anger flares. How do sports make money for high schools, exactly? booster sales and shit? I don't think fucking t-shirts and brownies make up for multi-million dollar footbal fields and olympic pools some schools splurge on.

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Submitted by Skippy (user info) at 2006-01-29 17:54:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Out of all the hundreds of thousand's (or millions) of jocks out there what percentage do you really think will be making money from sport by the time they are 30? I would bet it would be less than 1. Now out of all the nerds out there how many do you think would still be making a living of nerdy intrests? Most of them i bet. Maybe if you spent less time running around a field chasing a ball (dogs like to chase balls) you would realise that sport is for people who don't have an IQ level high enough to get through school by acctully learning something worthwhile.

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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-09 09:49:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

When my head was lodged up my ass, I wanted to write this exact post.

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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-09 09:47:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 cuz I've passed your ass in hits, bitch.

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Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-12-09 09:32:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You should have skipped wind-sprints and taken that "hooked on phonics" class instead. I'd like my order super-sized, please.

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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-12-09 09:16:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

i put my finger in my ass and now it smells funny.

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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-12-09 08:56:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-12-15 07:34:18 (#)
Ranking: -2

Football (soccer) has the worst injuries per head because it is all leg contact and tripping etc.

In American Thugball and Rugby the hits are all upper body, it is illegal to trip someone etc.

David Buust leaps to mind.
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That made me cringe.

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Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2005-12-09 08:09:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

This bullshit doesn't deserve 600+ ratings. Even if they're all bad, it just gives this guy more attention.

...

...Wait, what am I doing? Don't push rank, Kent! Nooo-

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Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2005-12-09 08:04:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

One year ago today the poster was created who inspired http://www.ubersite.com/m/54609

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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-09 07:54:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

ONe year ago today, Chris Evans was teh born.




:-(

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Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-11-16 06:43:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

He was at the MTV awards

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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-16 06:38:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-08-21 18:15:10 (#)
Ranking: 0

What happened to this guy?

Anyone seen Chris Evans recently?
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Wherever he is, I hope he's dead.

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Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-11-16 06:18:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Hahahahahaha

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Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-08-21 18:15:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

What happened to this guy?

Anyone seen Chris Evans recently?

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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-07 03:47:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Marge, try to understand. There are two kinds of college students: jocks
and nerds. As a jock, it is my duty to give nerds a hard time.

-- Homer Simpson
Homer Goes to College

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Submitted by clumeister (user info) at 2005-05-25 15:41:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

hmm the original...

:P

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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-05 04:43:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

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Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-04-15 17:36:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-04-13 12:25:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

First time I read this. I understand what point you were trying to make but it was badly executed.
How did you get so much hits and replies though?

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Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-04-13 12:08:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-04-13 12:04:23 (#)
Ranking: -2

Keepin' it alive...

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Some things don't get better with age.

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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-04-13 12:04:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Keepin' it alive...

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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-31 07:04:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

this ended up with almost 10,000 hits.


wow.

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Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-03-02 21:52:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Haha holy shit, this is the Chris Evans everyone was telling me about? GOLD!!!

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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-02-21 16:52:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

-2DIE Cockpillow

Just for old times sake...

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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-29 09:42:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This was the greatest reply to hiddens bullshit about track I wrote

HAHAHAHHAAAHA YOU PUSSY BITCH! Cross country is for skinny ass pussy bitchs with no hand eye cordnation who can't play a sport.

The were too pussy for football, Too shitty for Soccer, too Slow for track, Too uncordnated for baseball. I don't respect cross country pussy's shit third world countrys rock you bitchs.
Cross country is not a sport. The most unatheltic do that shit.

If you tried to earn my respect I say " Good day". No "I said good day" {turns head in oppsite direction}

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a +2 just for that..

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Submitted by lnknptheory (user info) at 2004-12-24 02:21:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

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Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2004-12-23 01:29:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

With a -1.4?

You got so many hits and reviews because everyone here hates you. Notoriety is NOT a good thing on Uber.

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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-22 20:40:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I can say it now..


I'm the greatest poster of all time" " Since the first day I signed"

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Submitted by monkeyrape (user info) at 2004-12-22 08:04:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Man, your a fucking idiot. You must be the most ignorant fuck ever.

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Submitted by Joemama (user info) at 2004-12-22 03:35:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Damn....next time I might just be smart enough to notice:
A-the number of hits!
B-the number of rankings!
C-my current blood toxicology before logging-on.

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Submitted by Joemama (user info) at 2004-12-22 03:24:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Doosh?
Likeable?
There trying sports?
Racit?
Wide reciever?
Pedastal?
Who say were dumb?
Have a first class at life?
Were setup from highschool?

Hillbilly coachs?

Yes, I can see you are well prepared, for the real-world!
"Uma...Boss....sorry about the "shitty" report I just gave you,.....but I just
don't have the time or "tools" to "do it right".......anyway I made-a-lot-a-
touchdowns years ago!

Can I have my paycheck a couple a days early???????????

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Submitted by tlozoot (user info) at 2004-12-21 19:43:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Hmm... not even close. http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?cr=650

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Submitted by tlozoot (user info) at 2004-12-21 19:40:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

This really should be the most reviewed post.

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Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-12-21 17:42:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

12,000 hits in less then a month


this alter is going places

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Submitted by acrog (user info) at 2004-12-21 16:13:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I hate this whole thing.
I played sports from third grade into adulthood....FOR FUN!!!!!

I agree with Hidden...Fake


To me this was worth reading for one line in one of the replies by this jackass

PoloboiGC:
"I have been on both ends of the Jock and Other side"

ATENTION GHEY MENZZZZ!!!!!!

which end was your favorite, PoloboiGC?

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Submitted by klebe (user info) at 2004-12-21 02:54:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

The recognition this post has received is not worth the time and effort put in by everyone.
Ignore it...its the only way imbeciles like this will wither away and die.

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Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2004-12-20 20:42:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Hey, Polo, the only way to cure your grammar problem is for you to drink a gallon of Clorox.

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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-12-20 18:43:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I don't think anything is above the Peer-to-peer...

And if this passes it, there should be a shrine for it to burn in.

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Submitted by tlozoot (user info) at 2004-12-20 18:06:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Could this be the most reviewed post ever?

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Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-12-20 16:11:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

b@w

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Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-12-20 11:51:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Twenty more reviews, and it will have as many as the #1 MVM.

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Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-12-20 11:48:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-12-20 10:45:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

If this is Sideburns, and it can be proven, I will bow down and kiss his ass for all of 05.

If this is anyone else... meh...

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Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2004-12-20 10:40:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I am amazed that this many people care to argue with this moron. I think the number one reason to not bother is this one, which is pretty much where I stopped reading:

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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-15 09:45:49 (#)
Ranking: 0

Man everyone has got this post all wrong. The post was meant to just give you an insight of what jocks go through. ok?

This wasn't supposed to be this way at all.

God you guys talk about your goth upbrining or nerd upbringing. A Jock post's way it was for him and its a god damn flame war? why?

There is such a stigma attached to Jocks sometimes its sicking"

I mean were people too with feelings and alot of us with fucked up lives. Thats all I was trying to say.. No one has it harder or worse than anyone just differnt variations of the same thing.. Pain... hurt.. sorrow..

I'm just saying it's hard to be 10 years old with the weight of the world on your backs.. all I'm trying to convey.

DarkJester I love you man!

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The fact of the matter is, that's NOT what you were saying in that post. Maybe you MEANT to, or maybe you decided to try and play it off like you did when people started owning your ass, but what you SAID was that jocks deserved the special treatment they got because their pain and suffering was so much more brutal than anyone else's, and that no one else did as much as they did.

Stin - I had basically the same kind of argument for his post, but I didn't care enough to stick around and wave a red cape in front of him until it finally sunk into his dim conciousness, so good on you for sticking with it. Woo!

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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-12-20 09:50:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm guessing that this is either Hidden (because he's the master of sarcasm) or sideburns (his reinvention).

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Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-12-20 05:15:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

FORTIFYING YOUR POSITION

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Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2004-12-20 04:19:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

I started to read this...
and then I realised I really don't care.
I honestly do not give a fuck about any of this.
Only people in school give a fuck about shit like this... and even then they don't give this much of a fuck about shit like this.

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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-12-20 03:13:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

congrats on making it into ubermadness http://www.ubersite.com/m/54740

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Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2004-12-20 03:09:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i prefer to interpret 'doosh' as strongbad
giving the "double deuce" rather than a
Mis-spelling of douche so...
( )(•¿•)( ) "doosh... the double deuces"
if you don't get it hang your head in
shame and break out the google.
oh, and refer to my earlier post
for my opionion on this^^^ idiot.
shalom motherfuckers.

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Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-12-19 22:34:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I think one of the funniest things about this post is the second review, which I have cropped for precision:

"Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-15 06:17:23 (#)
Ranking: -2

no further comments are needed."

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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-12-19 20:11:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

It's insane. Almost every time I refresh Uber, this sucker has lost heat.

Meteoric rise, Columbia-like flameout.

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Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-12-19 14:40:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Only about 82,000 more hits until this baby is on the Most Viewed Messages.

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Submitted by PurpleTurkey (user info) at 2004-12-19 13:58:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

To stupid for words. Doosh.

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Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2004-12-19 11:29:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You know, there's reasons why I hated jocks
and you just outlined everyone of them.
Thanks for making it easier to hate you, you little whiney pain in the ass.

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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-12-19 10:22:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

ummm.....yeah...........I ain't got nothin to say that hasn't been said already

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Submitted by xxrachel (user info) at 2004-12-19 10:04:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I joined this site yesterday, just because of this bullshit post. I've been an avid reader on uber for a while, and I have to say...
you, sir, should die. go swallow a handful of razorblades. this is the wost post ever.

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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2004-12-19 09:51:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by geeohcities (user info) at 2004-12-19 07:37:23 (#)
Ranking: -2

"and my friend Fat Andy would cry when ever he would do something wrong because he loved his dad and didn't want to let him down"

Maybe he was crying because you called him Fat Andy ?

Anyway, shut up already.

---------------

HAHA

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Submitted by geeohcities (user info) at 2004-12-19 07:39:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Calios:-
"jock number 1882311-332F please return to your post or you will be demoted to cooking the fries."

lmao!

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Submitted by geeohcities (user info) at 2004-12-19 07:37:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

"and my friend Fat Andy would cry when ever he would do something wrong because he loved his dad and didn't want to let him down"

Maybe he was crying because you called him Fat Andy ?

Anyway, shut up already.

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Submitted by bdakotac (user info) at 2004-12-19 01:58:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I love anything that turns upside down perceptions of the self-delusional. It is all too easy for the unworthy to denigrate the successful by discounting reality. It is time the pendulum began to swing the other way.

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Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-12-19 00:21:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Let this be a joke.

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Submitted by Mr.JackassFrost (user info) at 2004-12-18 19:53:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I spelt Einstein wrong but I am still not a big a fuck up as this guy is.

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Submitted by Mr.JackassFrost (user info) at 2004-12-18 19:52:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I would like to say a few things:

1. I can't believe you thought we would go along with this.

2. You are fucking retarded to think that jocks will be remembered more then nerds. I don't remember any sports stars from when they still wore those leather helmets or even who won the first super bowl and I love football. (Examples of people that are nerds and were remembered greatly: Benjamin Franklin, Einstie, etc.)

3. Follow these directions and we may like you: Grab a nice large bottle of gasoline. Pour it all over your house. Sit down on your couch and pour its remainer onto you. Grab a book of matches. Light a match and then light the rest of the matches with that one. Place the lit matches onto your gasoline soaked body and then let the fire do its thing.

4. Actually follow the directions and we still won't like you but we won't take you from your house, place you in a basement, and torture you with every method possible until death.

5. You suck cock.

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Submitted by PeanutButterJellyTime (user info) at 2004-12-18 18:07:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

ITS TRUE WHAT YOU'RE SAYING ABOUT HOW PPL TURN THEIR BACKS ON YOU AS SOON AS YOU FUCK UP, BUT DUDE YOU GOTTA MAN UP...

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Submitted by PeanutButterJellyTime (user info) at 2004-12-18 18:04:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

DUDE, THAT IS NOT HOW YOU SPELL DOUCHE.

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Submitted by dainbramage (user info) at 2004-12-18 15:11:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Wow, you're a jerk off.

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Submitted by magnus (user info) at 2004-12-18 13:49:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Fucking Genius! Thanks, I'll get right on my new regimen.



http://www.ubersite.com/m/54662

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Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-12-18 13:08:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

600th review!

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Submitted by DrPresident (user info) at 2004-12-18 12:51:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You didn't even spell "douche" correctly.

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Submitted by Prez (user info) at 2004-12-18 11:16:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

From what I've seen of your posts, here are some tips:

A) If you're going to bash a massive bunch of people, and for some reason in your pea-sized brain expect the people of uber to agree, do it with proper grammar.
B) If you're going to bash a massive bunch of people, and somehow in your peanut-sized brain expect the citizens of uber to go along with you, have some better arguments.
C) Stop licking nuts.

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Submitted by Timmah (user info) at 2004-12-18 08:52:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Recording bands, mic placement, studio recording, sound editing, sound over dubbing, voice over, sound manipulation, sound for video, electronic sound, Music business, promotion distribution, music video production, etc..

==================================

Wow you're learning everything I was learning in a 1 year no entry requirements college course! Way to go!

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Submitted by PyroBeast (user info) at 2004-12-18 08:09:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Fuck Jesus, Satan gets what he wants because he earned it.

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Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2004-12-18 07:43:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Don't you realise you are a pawn in the geek game of life?
we realise the majority don't like the things we do...
and would not gather in the thousands to see someone solve an equation,
or brew up a cure for cancer.
so,
we use you to get the funding we need for our research.
we design the equipment for your game.
we patch you up when you break yourself.
thus creating more jobs/funding for us.
we even bred the grass you run on.
then we use our marketoids to convince the others like you pay to watch it.

if you are a good boy and perform well we let your alumni set you up with a cushy job.
if not, you get to bag groceries.

jock number 1882311-332F please return to your post or you will be demoted to cooking the fries.

whinging fucktard

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Submitted by only_slightly_bitter (user info) at 2004-12-18 06:25:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Because more people are under pressure from their parents to achieve well in sport than to achieve well academically. You suck.


No, wait, that was just an excuse to give another -2.



I am better than you.




So are my friends.



And their friends.

...and my dog.

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Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2004-12-18 01:27:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

this is so fucking retarded

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Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2004-12-18 01:18:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

hahahahahahahahaha

doosh.

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Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2004-12-17 23:31:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Dumbass. I played free safety in high school, and I got straight fucking As. And my dad never beat me. And I played through more pain than you could EVER imagine. And I never got all the pretty chicks. FUCK! I guess I should go apply at the Shop Rite.

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Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2004-12-17 22:20:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

this is the highest i think i have ever seen the heat. i could be wrong but god damn.

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Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2004-12-17 19:55:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Allow me to translate the cliff notes for this post:
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I'm tired of people saying I get special treatment 'cause I'm a jock. Wah!
For all my super-ultra-hard work and sacrifice, I still don't have nearly enough talent to make it in the pros and frankly, I'm a little bitter about it. Wah!
I'm not in high school anymore or very near the end of it and I realize that I'm no longer getting the special treatment I once received; the cold, cruel, real world is a reality I am not yet willing to accept. Wah!
I'm so bitter, I'll post my disdain on a website where I can argue bitterly and show the superior intellect which I've WORKED SO HARD FOR by expounding my most scathing mom/gay/ugly insults. Wah!
Don't you dare disagree with me because you just don't know how hard it is, and I know this because I said so, so there. Fucking WAH!
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Seriously, the post was bad enough, but you've been working overtime to make yourself look EXACTLY like a "dumb doosh bag". There is no way in hell that you're this stupid. Since when did USC lower their minimum SAT score to 112? Jebus, man!

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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-17 19:26:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

jgreening your a faggot


and your fiance is a ferret looking bitch.. LOL


It's funny because its true...

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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-12-17 19:24:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You probably don't even have a girlfriend and have never even seen a pussy..
Funny. Read my stuff, talk again.



me on the other hand.. I worked at Abercrombie and Fitch" got a college degree. about to attend USC. and join a frat..
ABOUT to attend USC. Thought you DID. Worked at A&F? ATTN GHEY MENZ



but hey your life is so much better with your loser nerdy, ugly friends. with no life or parties or anything..
This is actually funny.

As for what I'll be doing tonight?

Crossword puzzle and comics for another 20 minutes, then when the fiance gets home, I might just have sex until I can't move, and then sleep, knowing a kid like you is somewhere in the world, selling their cornhole for beer.
And that will make me laugh in my sleep.

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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-17 19:18:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

jgreening..

ghea so what I am a "prettyboy" so what? it must piss you off to see your girlfriend or your mom look at me and want to fuck me eh"


You probably don't even have a girlfriend and have never even seen a pussy..


me on the other hand.. I worked at Abercrombie and Fitch" got a college degree. about to attend USC. and join a frat..

but hey your life is so much better with your loser nerdy, ugly friends. with no life or parties or anything..

P.S.

I fucked your mom but her bush gave me crabs.. I had to call up your girlfriend to munch them off my cock for me.. you fucking loser..

I smile because tonight I'm going to get drunk and fuck a sorority chick.. hmm what will you fagots be doing? let me know..

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Submitted by Academy (user info) at 2004-12-17 19:14:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/54622

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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-12-17 19:14:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Still eating the cock, pretty boy?


Yep... mi2pretty... Still eating the cock.

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Submitted by rollerboognish (user info) at 2004-12-17 19:13:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

thanks for being a good sport.

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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-17 19:10:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

baggin your grocery's Faggots?


LOL funny how a lot of you nerds are the ones that work at safeway.. going home like little nerd hobbits to beat off to porn on your computer.. your losers..

me I already have a AAA degree.

and I'm attending USC.. what are you fuck heads doing?


My life is better than yours. just like my highschool life was better than yours. and My college life. You nerds will still be getting wedgies and beating off to Xena losers.. lol


I win at this, and life just like in the real world. lol loser nerd faggots..

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Submitted by TragicKingdom (user info) at 2004-12-17 19:08:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

nothin wrong with bein a jock...
Nerds are kind of boring.

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Submitted by Mr.JackassFrost (user info) at 2004-12-17 19:06:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by rapier8 (user info) at 2004-12-17 18:45:31 (#)
Ranking: -2

You are prehaps the biggest fag i've ever heard of in my life.

just becaseu your friends have drunk dads doesn't mean they earned what they have. they have nothing. out of all the people that play high school sports, how many do you really think make it with all of their glorious "talent" you will end up bagging groceries becaseu you are a fucking narrow minded pussy.

I sincerely hope that you get in a drunk driving accident and are crippled for the rest of your life.


-----------------

Wow..... that brought a tear of joy to my eye

that has got to be the best hate review I have heard on this post so far

good job my friend

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Submitted by phertis (user info) at 2004-12-17 18:59:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

shoulda done this awhile ago....

-2DIE

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Submitted by rapier8 (user info) at 2004-12-17 18:45:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You are prehaps the biggest fag i've ever heard of in my life.

just becaseu your friends have drunk dads doesn't mean they earned what they have. they have nothing. out of all the people that play high school sports, how many do you really think make it with all of their glorious "talent" you will end up bagging groceries becaseu you are a fucking narrow minded pussy.

I sincerely hope that you get in a drunk driving accident and are crippled for the rest of your life.

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Submitted by UsernameTaken (user info) at 2004-12-17 18:24:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Twenty of the suckiest minutes of my life.

-- Homer Simpson
Burns, Baby Burns

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Submitted by Mr.JackassFrost (user info) at 2004-12-17 18:22:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

The way I see it is this: Fuck jocks, nerds get what they do by earning it. I lived with the constant pressure of thinking I would get a 79 on a test and my father would give me "the talk" about how they weren't mad just dissapointed. Thats the worst feeling in the world, dissapointing your parents. Which is why being smart is tough. I am not saying I was a nerd what I am saying is that "jocks" need to lay off the little guy. We took the hard road instead of the one that we just played what we loved all the time. If I did that then I would probably be a computer programmer.

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Submitted by dodahdave (user info) at 2004-12-17 17:54:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

MEGA-PWNED!

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Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2004-12-17 16:46:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/54609

Owned.

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Submitted by dodahdave (user info) at 2004-12-17 16:08:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Fuck this doosh bag.

here's a question for everyone else who cares:
What determines whether a reviewer can add heat to a post?

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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-12-17 15:55:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Fuck Nerds, Jocks get what they want because they earned it. (5194 hits)

Rating: -1.44 on 571 reviews




This should never have happend.

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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-12-17 15:20:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

NOOOOOOOO!!! It's down to 368!

It's falling!!!

My dream of seeing a 400 heat may never happen!!!

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Submitted by xtremecowboy (user info) at 2004-12-17 15:17:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I loves me some camping.

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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-12-17 15:01:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

*strum*

Kumbaya, m'Lord, kumbayaaaaaaa.
Kumbaya, m'Lord, kumbayaaaaaaa.
Kumbaya, m'Lord, kumbayaaaaaaa.
Oooooooh Lord, kumbayaaaaaaaaa....


Micheal row the boat ashore, kumbaya!
Micheal row the boat ashore, kumbaya!
Micheal row the boat ashore, kumbaya!
Oh lord, kumbaya!

Any campin' stories for thie kiddies?
Maybe dark scaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaary stories?



Aw, hell. Who's got a paintball gun...

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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-12-17 13:24:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2



























































ghey

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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2004-12-17 12:38:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-12-17 10:54:43 (#)
Ranking: -2

NOW tAKING BETS!

What will the heat index/number of reviews be by 23:59:59 Uber time?

I'll arbitrarily set the over under at (415/675)

----------------------------------------
My Bet is that this won't even make 450 by then Rad, If I'm wrong, I'll write a ToxicNarcotic Ghey tribute post.

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Submitted by Fr057m0urn3 (user info) at 2004-12-17 12:21:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Sits down and whips out the marshmallows.

Hmmmm camping...

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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-17 12:13:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

6000 heat = flame script on another server.

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Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-12-17 12:05:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

This really is a classic.

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Submitted by UlfGabe (user info) at 2004-12-17 11:48:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2


We have our coachs, teammates,friends, community,town, school pressure on a grand scale plus other shit we deal with. We have double the load.

-----------------------------------------------

Oppenhimer was indirectly responsible for the dropping of two atomic bombs on Japan.

"We knew the world would not be the same. A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent. I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita. Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty and to impress him takes on his multi-armed form[Shiva] and says, 'Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.' I suppose we all thought that, one way or another."

When have you experienced that much pain. I would suspect no Jock ever has.

237,062 was the approximate death toll. (both atomic bombs, from wikipedia.com)

I would advocate not talking. Science built those bombs, not some jock playing with a pigskin, or a baseball.

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Submitted by UlfGabe (user info) at 2004-12-17 11:38:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

So you are posting on ubersite because you succeeded?

I guess not. Because all you have are stories about your friends and their fathers who are complete fuckups anyways.

"My dad's an alchololic

His dad beats him

Our coach is an asshole"

Looks like you went to community college.

Fucker.

You seem to forget one important thing.

I really don't like taking out the boomstick to deal with people like you but you asked for it.




Bill Gates.

I don't care what other people say, Gates could buy and sell your soul several hundred billion times over(get the insult dumbass?).

Gates is smart. He had tech smarts, we live in a tech age, therefore he made tonnes of cash, and is worth tonnes of cash.

Maybe in earlier ages(perhaps cro-magnon, or australapificus -homo habilus) the Jocks were useful. Really now on the battle field, those with smarts and cunning will win. I have a gun, I shoot you in the chest 5 times, you die.

If I train with the handgun/rifle enought, then you don't stand a chance. Regardless of size.

oh right let me throw out some other names for you, these are people who let you live like you do.

Oppenhimer, Sizlard, Marx, Lenin, Lebniz, Jospheson, Newton, Bell, Watt, Hertz, Mendel, Anaxagoris, Planc, Einstein, Pearson, Chenkenov, Aristotle, Hawking, Cooper, Coulomb, Kelvin, Bohr, Bose, Tompson, Fleming, Euler, Euclid, Locke, Joule, Edison, Watson, Crick, Galileo, Archimedies, darwin ect . . . .

i could go on for a long time.

i only -2 this because you belive your suffering is greater than those people above, and this entitles you to greater rewards.

Well history has already proved you wrong. Those names will live for a longer time than any famous sports star. Regard my evidence -> (___________________________) see that blank space, it is filled with names of ancient sports stars. More is known about the intellectuals than the sporting, because the sporting people are barely literate. (Which you so wonderfully provide us with evidence of)

I wonder, what shall you do after reading this, will you go drink beer with your freinds? Enjoy the easy life? ahahahh for this easy life is nothing, and worthless.

You know the only things worth having, are worth fighting for. Quit whining and use your BRAIN, the greatest tool man has to fight with. Train your muscles sure, but also your MIND.

That concludes your life.

I hope you die.





Launch all ZIG! For great justice!


ps -2 for life

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Submitted by TheScaryGuy11 (user info) at 2004-12-17 11:32:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

+2 for giving me a good laugh about girl's sports actually making money
-4 for being a total slow gas station attendant and fucking up my change

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Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-12-17 11:27:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

what the hell

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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-12-17 11:24:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

*pitches tent*
*lights fire*
*makes smores*

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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-12-17 11:18:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

GOTTA GET IT TO 400!!!

C'MON PARTY PEOPLE!!!

LET'S GO CAMPERS!!!

400 is sooo close!!!

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Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-12-17 11:03:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

6000 heat? How the fuck did that happen?

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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-12-17 10:54:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

NOW tAKING BETS!

What will the heat index/number of reviews be by 23:59:59 Uber time?

I'll arbitrarily set the over under at (415/675)

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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-12-17 10:51:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2004-12-17 06:41:02 (#)
Ranking: -2

Rad:I think this hit 350 heat and 500 reviews almost exactly the same time - when I saw it, it was on something like 357 for 508.
----------------------------------------------------------

You are right.

I said 350/550. So those of you who had a bet with me, I am still expecting my money.

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Submitted by Acarnis (user info) at 2004-12-17 10:14:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You guys won't get the record heat.

It's 6,000; accomplished by Razor. I'm sure Bart would ban anyone who tried to beat it. That much spam just isn't needed.

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Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2004-12-17 09:05:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Dick licker

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Submitted by FuckTheArmy (user info) at 2004-12-17 08:51:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I play sport in a country where pro is not college based; in fact there is so little pro sport that everyone just plays social.

As much as it would suck to have all that shit hanging on you, it's the fact that a few people get a little extra for their effort that so many get fucked up and end up bagging groceries.

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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-17 08:22:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

By 400, do you mean 369?

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Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-12-17 07:47:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

400

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Submitted by PyroBeast (user info) at 2004-12-17 07:23:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Vote me for president!!!

http://www.ubersite.com/m/54543

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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2004-12-17 06:41:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Rad:I think this hit 350 heat and 500 reviews almost exactly the same time - when I saw it, it was on something like 357 for 508.

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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-17 05:33:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Are we going for 400 now?

This has got way, WAY too popular...

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Submitted by only_slightly_bitter (user info) at 2004-12-17 05:03:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

<twitch> I envy you. I want to be more like you. Why else would anyone ever want to criticise you? Deep down, they're just trying to express their envy.










Drown yourself. And I don't say that because I hate you. It's for your own good, see.

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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-17 03:42:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

again, I say...


Fuck you haters.. the true me will be written soon..

this story ain't bullshit..

you nerds are just jealous of us.. fucking pathetic..

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Submitted by Thunder (user info) at 2004-12-17 03:02:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I hate you.














(Don't respond to this as your response will be so stupid and pathetic it will burn my retinas.)

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Submitted by toothfish___ (user info) at 2004-12-17 02:53:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-15 06:15:19 (#)
Ranking: 0

rate me uber this is from the heart...

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Truer words were never spoken.

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Submitted by Quasiplasmohedron (user info) at 2004-12-17 02:43:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for making me laugh my ASS off.

On the very slim chance that this is real (in which case I recommend that you check out http://www.hop.com/ or, even better, http://maddox.xmission.com/suicide.html ), how exactly does addressing your audience as "nerdo fuckheads" and generally acting like an asshole prove that you aren't an asshole?

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Submitted by Revolutionman (user info) at 2004-12-17 01:20:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

its funny how people still classify as nerds and jocks, your stupid. I dont care if you did go to university didnt RTFA

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Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2004-12-17 00:57:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

All those in favor of removing the "Rate this Item" link for this post, too?

Don't respond... go find bart.

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Submitted by Mr.JackassFrost (user info) at 2004-12-17 00:45:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You lika suck the cocka

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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-12-17 00:19:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-12-16 11:00:35 (#)
Ranking: 0

I'll bet under 550 reviews, over 350 heat.


I got £0.52 on it.
____________________________________________________________________________

Looks like I won. Everyone who bet against me, please send in your payments.

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Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-12-17 00:08:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

What does this post need?

MORE HEAT!!!!!!!!

WOO!!!

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Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-12-17 00:08:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

What does this post need?

MORE HEAT!!!!!!!!

WOO!!

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Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-12-17 00:08:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

What does this post need?

MORE HEAT!!!!!!!!

WOO!

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Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-12-17 00:08:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

What does this post need?

MORE HEAT!!!!!!!!

WOO

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Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-12-17 00:07:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

What does this post need?

MORE HEAT!!!!!!!!

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Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-12-17 00:07:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

What does this post need?

MORE HEAT!!!!!!!

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Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-12-17 00:07:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

What does this post need?

MORE HEAT!!!!!!

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Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-12-17 00:07:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

What does this post need?

MORE HEAT!!!!!

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Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-12-17 00:07:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

What does this post need?

MORE HEAT!!!!

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Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-12-17 00:07:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

What does this post need?

MORE HEAT!!!

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Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-12-17 00:07:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

What does this post need?

MORE HEAT!!

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Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-12-17 00:07:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

What does this post need?

MORE HEAT!

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Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2004-12-16 23:23:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Was good until your superiority complex came out in full force.

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Submitted by Zod (user info) at 2004-12-16 23:11:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

The people who "purposely drove this to most heated" are just as fucking stupid as the poster. Stop wasting our time with stupid shit.

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Submitted by Seralena (user info) at 2004-12-16 22:28:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/37509

Yeah, that one. Click it. Read the reviews. Love it.

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Submitted by Seralena (user info) at 2004-12-16 22:26:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-12-16 11:34:57 (#)
Ranking: 0

#00 is what happens when you try to capitalize the number 3. I need more coffee.

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Oh dear God, lojope, that just made me fall off my chair laughing. God, don't do that to me!

Oh yeah, Chris Evans, you're still an asshole for not answering any of the reasonable arguments regarding your post that were given (namely by Stin, but I would have liked to see any response to mine).

If this is an alter, it's the best one I've seen since that Method user 5,000 post.

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Submitted by only_slightly_bitter (user info) at 2004-12-16 22:02:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

How many "o"s in "law"?




If you had to think about that, you shouldn't be doing it.


Your opinion doesn't matter because you're stupid. Logic and reason didn't work on you, so I can only hope that random abuse will do better. You're even too stupid to realise you're stupid.

You're going to die stupid, and alone. A good twelve pages of criticism should be enough for most people to realise that now's the time to spare themselves the embarrassment and shut the fuck up, but it just didn't work for you. You stupid arrogant jock. I had to read half your replies before I was finally convinced that you aren't joking. Surely nobody could be that stupid, I thought, surely he must be fuelling the stereotype in an attempt at irony...

You're right, the nerds do get the jobs, and the women. Now save yourself some time, quit Uni and start learning how to flip burgers. It'll take time, see, but I reckon you can do it. If you believe in yourself you can do anything, even lofty goals like that.

And I'm not what anybody'd call a nerd, either. I'm just smarter than you, and I'm half your age. And you have to spell check? How the fuck can you get ANY degree when you have to SPELL CHECK? Suck me.

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Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2004-12-16 21:40:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Eat shit I happen to be built for football. I also happen to hate football. I also hate being pressured to play it. Just seeing football grinds at my nerves. It bores me in a way that nothing else can. Then, when the game is over, people flip out over the results. It's so unimportant, but people's lives revolve around this shit.

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Submitted by xtremecowboy (user info) at 2004-12-16 21:23:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Wow, maybe if you say you "wrote this from the heart" one more time I'll start to believe you.










NOT!

And you do realize that all your "sacrifices" to be an athlete are for naught right? I mean seriously, unless you go pro, no one gives a rat's ass. You'll just wind up some old guy, showing your dusty trophies to holograms of your grandkids, because the real ones stopped coming.

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Submitted by Freakmagnet (user info) at 2004-12-16 21:19:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Nevermind, this can't be real. He spelled boy with an i.

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Submitted by Freakmagnet (user info) at 2004-12-16 21:16:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Jocks aren't dumb doosh bags
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I'm sorry, are you talking? More reading and less earning me computers and you wouldnt seem like such a dumb ass.

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Submitted by PyroBeast (user info) at 2004-12-16 21:11:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Hehheheehhehehe I can speel teh EMO, yall looserr!

EMO EMO EMO EMO EMO EMO EMO

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Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-12-16 20:45:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Is "emo" the only insult you know how to spell? That's the only reason I can think of for your overuse of said insult.

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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-12-16 20:33:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh man, the "true" him. I cannot freakin wait.

+2

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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-16 20:30:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Rad fuck you you faggot!


I will write my diary today after I'm done getting wasted. Have to go pick up amber..


You will all see the true me soon..

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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-12-16 20:19:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2004-12-16 19:07:27 (#)
Ranking: -2

no = know

I'm such a twat.
_________________________________________

know, the author of this post is a twat.

And I am pretty sure that is how heat works. Just look at my very first post, a noobian search of the holy grail of heat.

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Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2004-12-16 20:07:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

HEY CHRIS EVANS......

HOW MUCH DO YOU MAKE A YEAR?
(not counting tips)


loser

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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-16 20:05:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

wiggles your a fuckin' Emo

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Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-12-16 20:04:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

NERD HEAT

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Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-12-16 20:03:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

whatever bitch about my grammer I could careless..

I bleed my heart out and you idiots bitch about grammer.. Think about the post..

This was posted because Deathjester sent a link about jocks bagging their groceries thats why I put it out there its from the heart so whatever..



And no I don't think Jocks have the only pain.. No we have this pain plus the other pain other people have.. we have double the load.

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Boohoo! :(

You sound more emo than jock.

First you brag about all the unfair advantages that jocks get (grades, women, etc.), and then you start bitching about how rough it is playing sports. Bullshit. I've been on countless sports teams with my father as the coach, and even though it sucked, who gives a shit? Sports are pointless and winning or losing a game doesn't matter. Why should it?

If you're not an alter, I hate you. Kill yourself.

If you are an alter, you did a very good job. I have known a lot of big shit-eaters just like this character.

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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-16 20:01:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-12-16 19:54:34 (#)
Ranking: -2

I would love to see a picture of this guy. I'm seeing a rosy-cheeked, overweight, blubbering teddy bear. Awwwwwww...

"rate me uber this is from the heart"

HAHA!!!

A gentle giant!


man you just described Timmy.

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Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-12-16 19:54:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I would love to see a picture of this guy. I'm seeing a rosy-cheeked, overweight, blubbering teddy bear. Awwwwwww...

"rate me uber this is from the heart"

HAHA!!!

A gentle giant!

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Submitted by wasabi (user info) at 2004-12-16 19:53:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

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Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-12-16 19:51:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-16 19:08:59 (#)
Ranking: 0

You guys don't know how bad alot of us Jocks have it...

~*~*~*~*~*~

Yes we do, but we don't care.

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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-16 19:35:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I didn't post this for numbers shit brick


this is how I felt.. and still do feel.

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Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-12-16 19:33:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

up to 357

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Submitted by sketch9 (user info) at 2004-12-16 19:27:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

am i supposed to be sympathetic or something? is the big bad jock boy cwying? why would i give a shit.


and since you're all millionaires now, (obviously because of highschool football. and donald trump. and barney. and other inane pointless unrelated things) call up your highschool football team. find out who's making over 70 grand a year.

school isnt more important than sports? are you kidding? you're the reason the world has such a pitiful image of america.

you had to work hard? so did the "nerds" genius. they just never got the admiration or acknowledgement that jocks did. that and they had you fucks spitting on them and waving your girlfriends in their poor acne-ridden faces.

you just plain suck. you wont get any sympathy from anyone. especially not on the internet. didnt think that one through, did ya mr. smarty jock?

fuck nerds and jocks. stoner till i die.

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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2004-12-16 19:23:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-16 19:08:59 (#)
Ranking: 0

Fuck all you idiots who posted shit that had nothing to do with my post.
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Seing as you asked so nicely:

This is shit.

- That's about all I could think of to be honest, normally I'd like to be more creative with my distain, but this just wasn't worth it.

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Submitted by Geodescent (user info) at 2004-12-16 19:19:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

heat...

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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-16 19:08:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Fuck all you idiots who posted shit that had nothing to do with my post.


All I write is from my heart.. I will post the Diary of Chris Evans and let you see what i have been through..


You guys don't know how bad alot of us Jocks have it...

to get the glory you have to pay for it..

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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2004-12-16 19:07:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

no = know

I'm such a twat.

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Submitted by somnambulist (user info) at 2004-12-16 19:03:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I'd appreciate it if you'd stop perpetuating the myth of meritocracy.

I'd also appreciate it if you would learn the difference between "there," "they're," and "their."

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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2004-12-16 19:03:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Shit. Now I don't no if you really did make it up or not.

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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2004-12-16 19:00:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-12-16 18:55:19 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2004-12-16 18:46:19 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-12-16 16:49:03 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2004-12-16 14:13:51 (#)
Ranking: -2

Seeing as people are wasting reviews to increase this post's heat, could anybody take the time out and quickly explain exactly WHERE that heat number comes from??
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For every review the post gets from anyone besides the original author, the post gets 1 heat point. The post automatically loses 1 heat point per hour.
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Thank you.
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I just made all that crap up.

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hahahahah, you bastard!!

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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-12-16 18:55:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2004-12-16 18:46:19 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-12-16 16:49:03 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2004-12-16 14:13:51 (#)
Ranking: -2

Seeing as people are wasting reviews to increase this post's heat, could anybody take the time out and quickly explain exactly WHERE that heat number comes from??
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For every review the post gets from anyone besides the original author, the post gets 1 heat point. The post automatically loses 1 heat point per hour.
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Thank you.
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I just made all that crap up.

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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2004-12-16 18:46:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-12-16 16:49:03 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2004-12-16 14:13:51 (#)
Ranking: -2

Seeing as people are wasting reviews to increase this post's heat, could anybody take the time out and quickly explain exactly WHERE that heat number comes from??
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For every review the post gets from anyone besides the original author, the post gets 1 heat point. The post automatically loses 1 heat point per hour.
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Thank you.

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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-16 18:32:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

NO SPRINKLES!

For every sprinkle I find... I will kill you!

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Submitted by UsernameTaken (user info) at 2004-12-16 18:06:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

The author claims that he's simply providing a different view of Jocks, yet the post is a scream for pity, as are the replies. "You don't believe my point of view? Fuck you, you're wrong, I'm right {insert miscellaneous misspelled insult here}!!"

The author says something about 'Jocks had to work for what we got, you fucking nerds!!' then later says that he gets through college easily, and set up with a nice 'cushy job' because of his Jock-ness. Contradictory.

The author shouldn't insult nerds on the internet. It's the haven of nerds. There's more of us than there are of you, and we can "haxxorz" your computer. Tread lightly.

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Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2004-12-16 18:04:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I didn't spellcheck.. I know I suck..


Didn't grammar check, either, did ya? Maybe there was a point to this post somewhere, but it was hard to find through all the poorly written shit.

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Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2004-12-16 18:02:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You didn't retard check either.

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Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-12-16 18:00:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/54515 Inspired by this post.

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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-12-16 17:49:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

pedophile

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Submitted by tlozoot (user info) at 2004-12-16 17:46:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Why not.

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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-16 17:39:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

http://www.ubersite.com/m/54375#1023107

Come on kids, only 3 off! 347 and climbing!

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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-12-16 16:49:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2004-12-16 14:13:51 (#)
Ranking: -2

Seeing as people are wasting reviews to increase this post's heat, could anybody take the time out and quickly explain exactly WHERE that heat number comes from??
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For every review the post gets from anyone besides the original author, the post gets 1 heat point. The post automatically loses 1 heat point per hour.

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Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-12-16 16:22:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

wow. I was going to agree with you in the beginning but you got all assholy.

assholy.... heh.

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Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2004-12-16 16:21:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Wow! You're a tribute to jocks everywhere!

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Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-12-16 16:20:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

in defense of jocks:

http://www.ubersite.com/m/54488

read it!!!

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Submitted by xenon (user info) at 2004-12-16 16:02:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

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Submitted by girlintheworld (user info) at 2004-12-16 15:58:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

God, you jocks SURE can write can't you?

Fuck off. And die.

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Submitted by macadamia (user info) at 2004-12-16 15:31:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

and a negative two.

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Submitted by macadamia (user info) at 2004-12-16 15:30:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

anyone remember enraged baboon? I coulda swore he holds the record. Correct me if I'm wrong, but he reached something like 500 heat, didn't he?

Wait, I guess that was reviews.

Anyway, I wanna fire truck for Christmas.

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Submitted by dodahdave (user info) at 2004-12-16 15:28:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Doosh bag.

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Submitted by xtremecowboy (user info) at 2004-12-16 15:17:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Wow, would you like some cheese with that wine? You just spent like 20 minutes complaining about how hard jocks have it? That's just sad!

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Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-12-16 15:05:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Man...this was pretty bad.

As someone who fell pretty much in the middle of things (hung out with metal heads and druggies. never did drugs tho.), I just wanna say that anyone who labels themselves an extreme on either side of the spectrum is an idiot. I have both nerds and jocks, and anything between, as close friends, so I'm very familiar with the troubles they all go through, and it's all the same. Nobody's pain is unique, it's all happened before. And everybody's is just about the same, they all just like to glorify their own.

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Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-12-16 14:58:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

1000 more heat points and this will be 1337.

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Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-12-16 14:57:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

337 Heat.

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Submitted by Nobb (user info) at 2004-12-16 14:52:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

This kinda reminds me of America, only recognising the bad things that happen to you, and ignoring the far worse things that happen to everyone else.

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Submitted by Jonnypoopoopants (user info) at 2004-12-16 14:30:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Boo Hoo! Cry me a river you fuck. I didn't even read all of your post, because I have to listen to retarded shits like yourself all the time. Die.

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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2004-12-16 14:13:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Seeing as people are wasting reviews to increase this post's heat, could anybody take the time out and quickly explain exactly WHERE that heat number comes from??

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Submitted by Academy (user info) at 2004-12-16 14:12:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No.

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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2004-12-16 14:10:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Sometimes, when I write a review, I forget what it was that I wanted to...


shit.

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Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-12-16 13:56:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-16 00:28:02 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by KillWomen (user info) at 2004-12-16 00:26:58 (#)
Ranking: -2

You know who this guy reminds me of?

Al Bundy.



yeah too bad I'm al bundy with already an AAA degree and also got into USC..

but hey al bundy is my hero... Fuckin' Nerdo's

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
how long did that take?










Do you get free tows yet?

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Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2004-12-16 13:43:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/54499

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Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2004-12-16 13:42:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I used to like eating those gummy worms that came in "edible" dirt, but thanks to never cleaning my floor I've come to love the real thing.

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Submitted by Heather (user info) at 2004-12-16 13:40:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

I only read this because of another post that linked it, ANYWAY, I was amused with the first line:

Saying shit like " Got the last laugh hes baggin' grocerys"

Just thought you would like to know that Kurt Warner actually was a grocery bagger when he was playing for the Iowa Barnstormers before he went to St. Louis- it was how he supported his family.

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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-12-16 13:36:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by sabotage0 (user info) at 2004-12-16 12:41:50 (#)
Ranking: -2

Fucking hell, people.

The highest heat ever was probably 1000 heat when Razor used automation on some douchebag's post.

***

Har har, found it!

http://www.ubersite.com/m/10153

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Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-12-16 12:44:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

334

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Submitted by sabotage0 (user info) at 2004-12-16 12:41:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Fucking hell, people.

The highest heat ever was probably 1000 heat when Razor used automation on some douchebag's post.

Stop replying to this idiot.

Christ, sometimes I'm glad my reviews don't count for heat.

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Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-12-16 12:19:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

334

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Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-12-16 12:09:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

pa rum pa pum pum

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Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-12-16 12:09:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/54488

rum pum pum in your bum

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Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-12-16 12:07:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Come, they told me pa rum pa pum pum......
A newborn king to see pa rum pa pum pum.......
I have no gift to bring pa rum pa pum pum........
That's fit to give a king pa rum pa pum pum........


rum pa pum pum.....

rum pa pum pum.............................

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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-16 11:59:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

URANUS!

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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-12-16 11:58:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

whats the name of that rockin swing band? Rev Horton what?

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Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-12-16 11:50:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

anybody watch crank yankers?

whats the square root of this apartment!

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Submitted by PyroBeast (user info) at 2004-12-16 11:50:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Ok, here's a neat little quiz...

In which episode of South Park...

a) Did Cartman lead an anti-Jew march?

b) Was there a parody of Hooters?

c) Was there a debate over the South Park flag?

d) Featured many parodies of Rob Schneider's movies?

e) Did City Wok turn into City Airlines?

f) Was the term "time-ist" used?

g) Had many gods and one superhero type guy?

h) Was God revealed?

That's all I can think of for now. Feel free to add your own questions!

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Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-12-16 11:49:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Sorry, i didn't get the whole do-movies-that-is-obviously-not-the-answer.

umm....finding forrester?

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Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-12-16 11:49:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-12-16 11:35:18 (#)
Ranking: -2

What movie starring Al Pacino, Robert De Niro, Val Kilmer, and Jon Voight is a Los Angeles crime saga focusing on the lives of two very different men; one a detective, the other a thief?
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HEAT!

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Submitted by downerSTAIN (user info) at 2004-12-16 11:43:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No, dumbass, it's Finding Nemo.

Durr.

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Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-12-16 11:36:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I know! Meet the Parents.

Right?


Oh.

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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-12-16 11:35:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

What movie starring Al Pacino, Robert De Niro, Val Kilmer, and Jon Voight is a Los Angeles crime saga focusing on the lives of two very different men; one a detective, the other a thief?

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Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-12-16 11:34:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

#00 is what happens when you try to capitalize the number 3. I need more coffee.

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Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-12-16 11:34:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Ok this is insane. #00 heat is small potatoes. 400 anyone?

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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-16 11:23:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Ronson Universal Gas Lighter Refil.

Ultra refined for maximum care and performance.

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Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-12-16 11:17:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

320?

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Submitted by PyroBeast (user info) at 2004-12-16 11:04:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

YEAH!

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Submitted by PyroBeast (user info) at 2004-12-16 11:04:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

T

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Submitted by PyroBeast (user info) at 2004-12-16 11:04:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

A

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Submitted by PyroBeast (user info) at 2004-12-16 11:04:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

E

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Submitted by PyroBeast (user info) at 2004-12-16 11:04:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

H

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Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-12-16 11:01:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

While you were at practice, I sold your girlfriend some X, and she sucked my dick. Remember, the heads will always have a few up on the geeks AND the dumb jocks....

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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-12-16 11:00:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I'll bet under 550 reviews, over 350 heat.


I got £0.52 on it.

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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-16 10:57:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Hahaha excellent... This post will never die! A long standing legacy to the idiocy of the American Education System...

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Submitted by Koala_sausage (user info) at 2004-12-16 10:56:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

*sigh* jocks.... wouldnt touch one with a ten foot barge pole, although im sure they'd think id love to!

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Submitted by trannyledford (user info) at 2004-12-16 10:50:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Spell check or no, you have succeeded in reaffirming a stereotype. Jocks are stupid and cannot spell simple words. You shouldn't need a spell check for words like "mud," or mood, as you spell it. Yikes! Everyone receives pressure from parents, whether they are competing on the field or in the classroom. Get over yourself. Go watch The Breakfast Club. Have a great holiday season.

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Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-12-16 10:49:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh no, we've still got people arguing the original cause. Fantastic!

Yay for nerds!

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Submitted by MoonStone (user info) at 2004-12-16 10:45:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

well since my school is in a huge debt, you jocks must really suck.

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Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2004-12-16 10:42:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Anyway, as I was saying....uh...what was it now?! I have a memory like a....






so I've got to go back on the 18th for the all clear. Who would've thought it, eh?!

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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-16 10:42:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Someting to argue about...

"Abortion is a crime, just like murder, and there are no exceptions. It is a human life being taken, and there is no other view that is relavent".

Go for it!

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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-12-16 10:41:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I want to guess where this one is going to stop...

I say, by the end of the day, it will be at 550 reviews, and 375 heat.


Anyone think over?
Anyone think under?

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Submitted by big_wigger (user info) at 2004-12-16 10:31:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

your dad dies in a car crash and his last words to you are "go win state"....ok, shenanigans

congrats for all the heat, now that your so popular maybe you can get a date and handjob from toxic

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Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-12-16 10:23:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

It's not the same without the bickering though, someone needs to get arguing about something completely unrelated to the post.

Like why the sea is pink.

Oh wait, it isn't.

Ah well, argue about it anyway!

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Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-12-16 10:14:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

302

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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-16 10:13:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

302 Heat!

Fucking hell... 350 Anyone?

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Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-12-16 10:11:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

B@W

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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-12-16 10:01:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-16 09:52:12 (#)
Ranking: 1

Check out http://www.ubersite.com/m/54472 , and get http://www.ubersite.com/m/54375 to 300 Heat

That cost me £0.52. It best be bloody worth it.

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Screw your money being worth more than my money.

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Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2004-12-16 09:57:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Boxcar Child: http://www.ubersite.com/m/54471

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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-16 09:52:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Check out http://www.ubersite.com/m/54472 , and get http://www.ubersite.com/m/54375 to 300 Heat

That cost me £0.52. It best be bloody worth it.

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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-12-16 09:50:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2






















































































































































































































































































































































































beer

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Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-12-16 09:49:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

300 heat.

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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-16 09:48:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

We don't know lojo, but we're trying... It's so close, it would be foolish not too.

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Submitted by BoxcarChild (user info) at 2004-12-16 09:45:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Should've got beat more.

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Submitted by crammed (user info) at 2004-12-16 09:41:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I didn't know jocks were crying pussies. Oh well.

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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-12-16 09:40:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm pretty sure PoloboiGC is sitting at his computer reading every review, masterbating while looking at the hits he is getting.

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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-12-16 09:39:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Fuck Nerds, Jocks get what they want because they earned it.

(3231 hits)

Rating: -1.45 on 410 reviews

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What the fuck.

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Submitted by arcane (user info) at 2004-12-16 09:38:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

might as well this post is on fire.

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Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-12-16 09:34:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

300 heat? Is that even possible?

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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-16 09:25:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

New challenge: 300 Heat.

Begin.

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Submitted by downerSTAIN (user info) at 2004-12-16 09:21:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Hey, does this guy's "They hate us because they're jealous!" attitude remind anyone of someone else?



























Hint: They hate us because we're free!

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Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-12-16 09:11:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

May this post never die.

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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-16 09:05:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

OMG this is teh best thing EVAR!

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Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-12-16 09:01:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Tempting DJ....

But still no.

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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-16 08:44:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

How about if I DID ask nicely, and got us a room at the Hyatt?

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Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2004-12-16 08:36:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Enjoy bagging my groceries, asshole.


P.S. You are a fucking tool.

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Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-12-16 08:34:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Because you asked so nicely DJ....


No :oP

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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-16 08:32:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Bitch... I wanted 400th.

You just made an enemy.




Can we still make babies later though?

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Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-12-16 08:27:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

It's no good. I couldn't see it sitting there at 399 reviews. I just couldn't, ok?

God, how childish, and how bored at work am I?!

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Submitted by arcane (user info) at 2004-12-16 08:02:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I broke my leg and went through the same crap. The trainer kept claiming i was being a baby but when i went to the doctor he showed me the X-ray. Once i could prove it was broken everyone stopped giving me shit about faking it. And i still did exercises while it was broken so i could make a comeback when my cast was off. When it was off i was able to come back next season running just as fast as I used to. Thats what your supposed to do when you break something. Your coach is an idiot.

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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-16 07:58:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Hey, guess what!!!






GO ON! Guess!






Are you guessing?






Nope, that's not it...






Nope, colder...





Colder...





Ok still colder....






Jesus, get a grip...






You really are thick, aren't you...







Still nothing?







Ok, i'll tell you...





















You're a dick.

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Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-12-16 07:58:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

YOU'RE means "you are" as in "you're an idiot" or "you're a goddamn pussy."

YOUR means "something you own" as in "your terrible grasp of the English language" or "Your grammar is worse than Caul's and English is his second language."


Please stop talking until you can tell the difference.

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Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-12-16 07:57:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

(That was a peace offering, by the way.)

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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-16 07:57:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

stin I get you..

cheers!

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Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-12-16 07:55:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

This is my point, we all have shit.

I'm not saying that my shit is worse than yours, or anyone elses. It's just different. Everybody is different and has a different set of problems to deal with. There's no need to grade trouble in a sliding scale from 1 to OMFG.

People tend to talk to me a lot about their problems, and I have a philosophy. Quite often someone will say "I've got this problem, but it seems so silly compared to what everyone else is going through". I believe that no matter how small and silly something may seem, if it's bothering you then it's important.

There's no need for this one-up-manship that you're trying to instigate here. Your problems don't have to be the biggest and worst for people to listen and offer help.

I've had a cigarette and calmed down a little :o)

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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-16 07:52:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Arcane joke my ass..


Are you joking me? I know a whole bunch of players that have played with fractures.. all that matters is winning to some of these assholes..

I went to school in washington in a small ass town.


Man all I write is true.. I fractured my ankle was on crutchs and a boot cast..

Everyone was saying to me shit like " your not hurt"

Then a guy I thought was my friend told people I was "faking my injury" and thats when the shit hit the fan..

man picture being the number 1 guy in school. The man. Then one day its all gone,, teachers look at you differntly.. your football boys quit talking to you.. your pretty much alone in the school of a sudden in a flash your senior year..

teachers come up to you and grab your crutchs to see if your faking or not.. the doctor says 6 weeks out of a game.. everyones is bitching saying they need you.. saying your faking it.. you go out and play 4 weeks in.. your ankle is not fully healed.. and it never will be..

I still have clicks in it right now and it gets real weak and hurts. I played that game on a fractured ankle and a broken wrist.. for assholes who only saw me as a number.. man I have been through some shit.. i will post it.. later today


The diary of chris evans...

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Submitted by arcane (user info) at 2004-12-16 07:46:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

WTF school did you go to? I was an all star on the track team and my coach would never let us play with a fracture. Whats the point? Your just going to make it worse. No coach in their right mind would do that. I dont belive anything you say. This has to be a joke account.

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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-16 07:45:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

arcane go fuck yourself..

you god damn faggot...

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Submitted by arcane (user info) at 2004-12-16 07:44:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Hey stin dont shit a brick! This guy isnt worth all the effort. I dont know why your even argueing with him. Hes either pulling a prank on everyone or dumb as bird feeder no need to get worked up about him.

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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-16 07:42:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Stin I could tell you alot..


I could tell you about Fat Andys crying his eyes out that game because as he told me " his daddy didn't love him no more".

I could tell you about my 3 older brothers Disowning me for not making the varsity basketball team my soph year.

I could tell you about my whole town blameing me for "fracturing my ankle" senior year and making us haveing a losing record " {like I wanted to get hurt idiots}

I could tell you about my asshole coach telling schools, that me and my teammates weren't good enough to attend there.{fucking redneck}

I could tell you about going to all stars and getting beamed in the head because the other team wanted to win.

I could tell you about running laps in the rain. Doing push ups on a broken wrist..

I could tell you about Playing on a fractured ankle and not letting it properly heal because the whole town was counting on me to help win the state championship.

I could tell you about my girlfriends father telling her not to date me after I got hurt.. his daughter needed to date a starter.. a winner..

I could tell you about by passing scholarships to go to Art school.

I could tell you about the expecation a boy like me has because his brother is a pro in the NFL.

I could tell you that no matter what I do.. if I dont play football at a D-1 College my whole Family, friends, area, community thinks I am a failure.. I graduated Art school to them its like I never even did anything.

I could tell you about my mom compareing me to my older bro's.

I could tell you about my dad dieing in a car crash my soph year. and the only thing anyone wanted to say to me was " If i was ready to win state"

I could tell you about alot of things.. and I will in my next post..


"The Diary" of chris evans.. you think you know but you have no idea"

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Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2004-12-16 07:36:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

this is all so very sad

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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-16 07:34:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

All my posts are from the heart...


never will I faulter never...

I post what I feel at all times..

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Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-12-16 07:34:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You want to know what shit nerds go through, I can tell you a lot.

I could tell you about the fact that I can't remember 8 years of my life where my mind has blocked the memories because they're too painful.

I could tell you about taping my fingers where I practised instruments until my fingers bled.

I could tell you what it feels like to have the expectation of being the best placed upon you too; it's not just a jock thing.

I could tell you what it feels like when your fiance decides he can't love anymore.

I could tell you what it feels like to be raped, tell you what it's like to have to fight for every single ounce of self-respect you've got, tell you what it feels like to work three jobs just to have the money for a loaf of bread.

I could tell you what it feels like to watch your life spiral out of control and I can tell you what it feels like when you wind up on the resus ward because you've tried to top yourself.

I could do that, but this is not a pity party, so I won't even bother.

I don't want your sympathy, I don't even care what you think of me. But don't you dare tell me that jocks automatically have it harder than everyone else. There are people on this site with horrific stories to tell, and I will not let you belittle them all with your arrogant, blinkered stupidity.

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Submitted by arcane (user info) at 2004-12-16 07:33:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

If it makes you feel better I was a jock in high school and I still think your a fucking idiot. Unless of course my suspisions are correct and your an alter. In that case your the funniest fucking person on earth.

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Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-12-16 07:23:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-12-15 06:19:28 (#)
Ranking: -1

You think the only people who got through shit in their lives are jocks? You think the only kind of pain is that of playing with a fractured bone? You think that nobody else suffers at the hands of the "in crowd" you're so proud to have been a part of?

I'm very thankful I went to school in the UK (being English, how strange!) because sporty people are not the be-all and end-all here.

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Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-12-15 06:28:11 (#)
Ranking: -2

"And no I don't think Jocks have the only pain.. No we have this pain plus the other pain other people have.. we have double the load. "

Yeah, right, fuck you.

You can't see outside your own little box and realise that everybody has pressure, nobody's life is perfect, and everyone fails to live up to somebody elses expectations at some point. It's all "me, me, me! My life is worse than yours, I've gotten through more shit than you, I'm so cool because I play sports and everyone loves me but you don't know how tough it is".

To which I say a resounding BOLLOCKS.

***

Those are my first two reviews on here, which highlight the same point that I am currently trying to make.

I understand that jocks go through shit in their lives. EVERYBODY goes through shit in their lives. I'm just trying to make the point that you don't suffer proportionately worse than anyone else by virtue of being a jock.

The personal shit-flinging came after, when you tried to run me into the ground and tell me that I'm jealous of you (which is so untrue it's risable - if you know what that word means), which I'm not. Not in the slightest. But you keep insisting that I must feel in some way inferior to you because I wasn't a sporting hero, when I really don't feel that way at all. Your assumptions about my life are what caused the manure to be thrown around.

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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-16 07:21:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I could careless what alot of you say..

My post was from the heart..

What I was looking for was like minded stories of shit alot of you{yes nerds that tried a sport}

went through at a young age. The expecation, the over bearing father, the asshole coach. Just hardships that someone 10-12 years old can't handle.

I don't know about you but when I was little I wanted to cry but was always told to" Man up"

"Walk it off" shit like that..

You nerds are such assholes if you hear the word "Jock" bad feelings of Bigjohn "giving you a wedgie infront of the hottest girl in school comes to mind". God damn i just wanted replies of overbearing parents and have way to much expecation at a young age.

Don't matter if you played a sport or not..

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Submitted by arcane (user info) at 2004-12-16 07:17:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Funny how alot of Jocks that posted agreed with me and appualled my words of wisdom.
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y0uR Teh z3n m4st3r!@!!1

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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-16 07:14:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Stin

I wasn't the one that started to talk shit.. you all did..


and it's just a fact that Jocks have it harder than Nerds.. dude its a known fact..


Are you nerds such pity party fucks that it "hurts" you for us jocks to talk about our pity?


Why because if we talk about our pity and sadness we will get all the attention and it will make your guys pity seem like nothing..

I know you nerds are the kings of Pity and Loser dome. But Jocks have problems too..

Funny how alot of Jocks that posted agreed with me and appualled my words of wisdom.

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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-16 07:12:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

YEAH! My stick feels bloody good!









Huh?

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Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-12-16 07:11:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Yes I've "got beef" with you.

You think you have the right to come on here and say "my lot is worse than everybody elses, nobosy understands, whine whine whinge whine" and then you insult everyone.

I didn't have a problem with you until you started talking shit.

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Submitted by arcane (user info) at 2004-12-16 07:11:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Best alter EVER!

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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-16 07:09:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Stin.. do you got beef or something with me?


All I said was in defense of me and how I grew up.

I don't understand how it insults "Nerds" for a Jock to talk about our hardships.

Thats just unfucking beliveable the way you faggots on this board acted after my post.

Jocks bleed to bitch.. we bleed too..

okay?

i didn't want any hate on this I just posted how I felt at the time and what I went through but
it's insulting to you nerds?

What you guys think I'm like a rich asshole who gets a brand new 2002BMW and bitchs to his/her parents that they wanted a red one and a 2003.

We'll us jocks aren't like that. We have a right to gripe about what we have been through just beacuase we get "our cake and eat it too" I doesn't mean I can't bitch about the frosting on the damn cake. okay?

we have a right to talk about what we have experinced and been through and if that insults you nerdo's on here all I can say is.. well


FUCK YOU.

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Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-12-16 07:03:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

So we can't presume to know you, but you can presume to know all of us because we're all "nerdos"?

Let's add "hypocrit" to the list too.

You know fuck all about me, but it hasn't stopped you making sweeping generalisations about who I am, how I feel, where I want to live, what's important to me as a person...

I'm simply returning the favour.

And no, I won't take the stick out of my arse. I kinda like it there, thanks.

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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-16 06:59:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Stin

get the stick out of your ass.. god damn..

you don't know me.. When I post the real me you guys will see where I'm coming from.. soon..





"The Greatest Poster of all time"

"Since the first day that I signed"

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Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-12-16 06:58:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

And I still fail to see what the flying fuck difference it makes what my gender is.

Because I'm a girl I'm automatically less intelligent than you?

Let's add "chauvanist pig" into the description of you, why the hell not.

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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-16 06:56:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

3K hits in just over 24 hours... You couldn't pay for that kind of publicity on here.

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Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-12-16 06:56:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

"Stin your just a dumb girl who wishes she was all that we are in this country..."

I'm not as dumb as you, arsewipe.

Try:
"Stin, you're just a dumb girl who wishes she had the opportunities afforded to us in this country."

That same argument is getting boring, can you not find a better one? Because that one is grossly inaccurate, for reasons which I have already stated.

I have been reminded of something over the past couple of days. It is impossible to reason with a retard such as yourself because you have no sense of reason, no sense of logic, and are such a closed-minded bigotted fuck that you will never listen to anyone.

You know that people like you are despised throughout life? They are the people who nobody likes, but everybody pulls a fake smile at. The people who will make a big show of giving $10 to a beggar, who will "casually" name-drop at their swanky country club and don't realise that nobody respects them for it.

You, Chris Evans, are not worth the little fingernail of most of the users on this thread. One day you will discover that the hard way.

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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-16 06:54:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I will write a post soon that will explain my situation. So you guys can see where I am coming from an over view of what I have been through to make me think this way.


let you know what I'm dealing with right now.. till then people really read the posts and see that me and my friends were frightened little kids getting abusived{somewhat} by our fathers at a young age.

I know everyone has overbearing parents.. but not as bad as being 9-11 years old being treated the way you would treat highschool senior atheltes.

Thats all I was trying to convey.. it ain't all titties and trophies people..

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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-16 06:48:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

No knickers, Stin?

I'm on my way!

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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-16 06:44:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Katastrofadark

High and Mighty? I have earned the right to be//


Stin your just a dumb girl who wishes she was all that we are in this country.. I pity you...

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Submitted by persephone1007 (user info) at 2004-12-16 06:42:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You're pathetic. Oh boohoo, my daddy beat me because I didn't score at the game that one time. Quit whining, and get over it. Jocks are NOT the only ones who have loser fathers. Nor are they the only ones who have unbelievably high standards set for them. Yeah, everyone and their brother has already said this at least 15 times over since the post came out, but it is clearly a point that needs reiterating (that means 'stressing' for your AAA educated brain) to your feeble, closed minded point of view. Even if I didn't think this post was shenanigans, you still argue the point as if you know what you're talking about. Obviously, that is not the case as you seem to not understand the kind of pressure us 'nerds' go through. I know for a fact that it's just as much as 'jocks', as I happen to be both. Who cares, though? Everyone has about 5 million things that cause tremendous amounts of pressure weighing them down, and the rest of us all manage to deal with whatever ridicule is added on top of that without have to bitch about some other stereotype having it easier. Get over yourself, or better yet, "save the planet, and kill yourself", dumbass.

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Submitted by Katastrofadark (user info) at 2004-12-16 06:41:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Well thank you for enlightening me, people can't know everything. It's football players like you who piss me off with your high and mighty bullshit. My boyfriend was a linebacker throughout high school and you know what, he is a far better person than you will ever be. Do you know why? It's because he isn't a self-centered asshole who complains that they had a tough time playing the game. I have heard what you football players go through (and seen the scars) and I sympathize but it does not give you the right to be high and mighty.

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Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-12-16 06:40:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Knickers. With a K. And I don't have any on.

I actually quite like the Americans as a whole, I'm actually thinking of moving to your country.

I don't hate you. You're not worthy of that much expended energy. I just hold you in my contempt.

How many times do I have to say that I am not jealous for you to get it through your thick skull? You think you've had it tough, try talking to half the people on here. They've paid for what they've got and then some. And they've earned their lives, as I will earn mine. I can feel pride in that, where's the pride in accepting a job you have because some old frat buddy's father gave it to you?

I think you're sheltered and naive as to how the world really works, and your illusions of grandeur will be shattered when you actually go out into the big wide world.

Who paid for your car? Who pays your rent? Who's paying for you to fail your education? Perhaps that's why you don't care about whether you pass or fail Law; it's not your hard-earned cash you are pissing away. Have you ever worked a day in your life? Or have Mummy and Daddy given you everything for being such a "superstar"? Honour, you spoke about in your previous post. Part of honour is self-respect, and that comes from having the humility to accept that you are not always right, or the strongest, or the richest, or the fastest. Get some respect for other people, too. Just because we're different doesn't make us inferior.

Grow up. You are very immature in your views.

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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-16 06:25:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

OK Katastrofadark, You stupid fuck..

If you would have read the actual post I said I would have joined a frat if i would have attended a regular university from highschool. But I didn't I went to Art College.

Plus if you new anything about sports when you play college. The football team itself is a "Frat" Ok?
Football players aren't allowed to join regular fraternities because the football team itself is seen as a frat."

Thats why.. god damn your a dumbshit..

"You sucka just got served"

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Submitted by Katastrofadark (user info) at 2004-12-16 06:21:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I just bothered to read one of your older posts and it said that you do not want to join a Frat. Funny isn't it? Before you didn't but oh now you do...

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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-16 06:21:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Zoidberg

Do us all a favor and shut your bitch ass up..

Why are you posting on my thread anyway?

your thoughts like you are worthless..


"I said good day" No "I said, good day" {turns head in oppsite direction}

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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-16 06:21:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

You have migrated from -2's to +1's, because every time I read a bit more of this I smile.

Maybe you'll get a positive rating for this thing... Now THAT would be something.

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Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-12-16 06:19:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh but Zoidburg, it's so much fun! Better than actually doing work in the office.

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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-16 06:18:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-12-16 06:14:45 (#)
Ranking: -2

I'll say it again, you are an ignorant, arrogant shithole who perpetrates the stereotype of the worst kind of American dickhead.

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Stin don't get your nickers in a bunch okay?

god you must hate americans.. if you hate us I say fuck you..

but if you just hate me we'll I can't do nothing about that.. I am open to the world of the athelte.

The Frat that you all will never enjoy. The world of boosters, great jobs, greater friends, and connections everywhere.

I don't mean to gloat but I paid for this.. Yes I paid for this on the field.

I know you're jealous but hey who wouldn't be..

I'm jealous of bill gates..

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Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2004-12-16 06:18:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

"this post honestly did come from the heart" I stand by my words."

You stand by your words because they come from the heart of your bottom. You talk pure shit!

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Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-12-16 06:17:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

haha man he is good. I wonder if this person was lilmiss69 as well? this is a really potent alter



Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-16 01:51:51 (#)
Ranking: 0

Zoidberg


Your a fagotass bitch. Shut your mouth cock sucker.


All this is real and how it really is. So fuck you! jealous bitch..

jealous bitchs should die...

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Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-12-16 01:48:50 (#)
Ranking: 0

guys...come on

this is a joke.



stop taking him so seriously.

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Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-12-16 06:14:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I'll say it again, you are an ignorant, arrogant shithole who perpetrates the stereotype of the worst kind of American dickhead.

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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-16 06:14:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-16 06:11:24 (#)
Ranking: -2

You forgot to re-mention your degree, and your admitance to USC.

Again.




Thanks for reminding me.. God I smile reading that because I have that. yes it is great to be me..

But on the real. I feel an education is important. I think athletics is important as well.

I stand by my words.. it's what I went through when I was younger. I don't change the truth for no one.

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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-16 06:11:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You forgot to re-mention your degree, and your admitance to USC.

Again.

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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-16 06:08:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I'll say it again fuck you.. Fucking nerdo's

I worked my ass off to get where I am today.

I have no regrets.

Us jocks are the best. You have all known it since you were kids.. I know it sucks but it is true..



this post honestly did come from the heart" I stand by my words.

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Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-12-16 06:02:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

This post deserves legendary status.

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Submitted by Katastrofadark (user info) at 2004-12-16 05:56:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Do you wonder why everyone hates you here? Its because you jocks treated the "nerdos" like shit. Us "nerdos" got harassed by you and by our parents. The only people who harassed you were coaches because your teachers could care less. Have you ever met a single "nerdo" who put another person down? Ever? No, you wouldn't have because us "nerdos" know how to treat people properly. Oh and for your comment about earning your silver platter life; you dont Earn something that is Handed to you. Even a stupid fuck knows that.

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Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2004-12-16 05:46:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

HAHAHAHAHAAAA

The ginger cock!
To think that poor Billy had to pull tangerine coloured wires from her teeth on many occasion leaves me feeling nauseous.

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Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-12-16 05:41:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I didn't heat it to hell all on my own!

If it weren't such a crappy post which offended the grammar nazis, the Brits, the Canadians, jocks, nerds, EVERYONE, it wouldn't be half as heated. But there's something for everyone to pick on here.

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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-16 05:39:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Soley: http://www.ubersite.com/m/54375#1020429

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Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2004-12-16 05:37:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

This post did some good... It was so bad it got a lurker to register. I guess thats good... Who the fuck gets 250 heat?

Chris Evans does.






Why am I thinking about grated carrot around a pecker?!

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Submitted by arcane (user info) at 2004-12-16 05:31:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Thunder (user info) at 2004-12-16 03:29:49 (#)
Ranking: -2

First off, is it pathetic that I registered JUST to reply to this post?
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This post did some good... It was so bad it got a lurker to register. I guess thats good... Who the fuck gets 250 heat?

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Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2004-12-16 05:31:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I've simply got to have a stake bake for lunch now. Is it time for lunch yet?

OH FUCK!!!

For the crime of arson, I order Stin to the confines of my bondage dungeon, which happens to be under my stairs. Just give me till tomorrow evening to remove all the candles and pictures of Apollo.

<Grins mischievously>

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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-16 05:29:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I'd like to think he's real... He's providing us with a good scapegoat for all ill thought anti-American hatred.


Have you ever thought of running for President?

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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-16 05:26:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-16 05:03:54 (#)
Ranking: -2

I wanna know if there's a record of the "Most heated post EVAR!"... It'd be cool to see where this places.

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i've been around for over two years and i have never seen a post get this heated so quickly without being spammed. a few posts have gotten more heat than this one, but it took a little longer. this thing got over 200 reviews in a very short amount of time. maybe only about four or five hours.


anyway, whoever is playing this character is pretty good. it's obvious that it's fake to some of us, but a lot of people actually believe this dude is for real.

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Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2004-12-16 05:19:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Why the fuck is all this heat being wasted on such a shit post?

Heat one of your own posts, you...you...you unruly rabble, ya!!

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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-12-16 05:19:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for all the heat you got. I'm not gonna read this though.

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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-16 05:16:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

One "Gourmet Steak Bake" for Soley...

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Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2004-12-16 05:14:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

DJ's on a mission!

I'd opt for the tasty, seasoned, minced mogrel wrapped in flakey pastry.

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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-16 05:09:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Shit, this is half way to getting as many reviews as "Exploiting Peer-to-Peer networks"...

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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-16 05:07:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Hahaha no, but whoever did is a fucking genius! I might do it again just to get it up twice as often.

Hmmm... Or I COULD spend those 52 pences on a sausage roll from the local shop...

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Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-12-16 05:04:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Who the hell put it on Uberboard?!

DJ, was that you, in some sick, twisted way?

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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-16 05:03:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I wanna know if there's a record of the "Most heated post EVAR!"... It'd be cool to see where this places.

It wasn't all me, by the way... I remember distinctly Stin, Apollo, and hidden getting through the first 100 with me in quick succession! Credit where credit's due...

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Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2004-12-16 04:55:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

300+ reviews! You've got to be shittin' me?!

DeathJester ought to be strung up by the balls for instigating such mass responses.

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Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-12-16 04:52:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

GOOD MORNING ALL!

Yes, I'm back to find some more time to debase a moron.

DJ, when you said "drive it heated", did you mean more heat then the burning fiery pits of hell?!

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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-16 04:50:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Change the record, dickhead. You were saying that exact same phrase at 14.30 GMT yesterday. Go to bed.

Oh, and for the final time, I played Rugby and Badminton, hidden did cross country.

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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-16 04:42:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-16 04:37:53 (#)
Ranking: -2

Almost 3000 hits and it isn't on B@W?

Jeebus, what did I start... http://www.ubersite.com/m/54375#1020348

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Pussy your cross country running ass didn't do shit. Your an idiot.

My post and views still stand.. what I wrote is from the heart..

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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-16 04:37:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Almost 3000 hits and it isn't on B@W?

Jeebus, what did I start... http://www.ubersite.com/m/54375#1020348

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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-16 04:32:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

sword your a faggot..

case closed..

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Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2004-12-16 04:19:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by sword (user info) at 2004-12-16 01:42:35 (#)
Ranking: -2

After reading this post my eyes opened to the plight of jocks everywhere. The sheer simplicity of your prose that defies grammatical conventions and the traditional boundaries of good taste has opened for me a new plane of awareness. I see now that jocks are so oppressed and segregated from the rest of privelaged humanity that their should be national museums and monuments to them and their troubles, like the holocaust museum, erected in every city across the globe.

As soon as I had completed reading this I left my comfortable perch in the library and went outside to survey the field at my school. "Today" I said to myself "I will not read, explore the internet, converse with my peers or pursue my academic career in the library but rather I will watch our school sports team and appreciate their worthy and noble sacrifice."

Within 10 minutes of watching my school's sports team I had yet another profound epiphany. School Sports fucking suck and so do the people who play them. Why the hell are sports even a part of school? You don't learn shit from playing a game, don't try to say "teaches a life lesson" or anything like that. If you want to know that trying hard earns success try learning that in a classroom. Try doing your homework or studying harder and you learn the same things.

If for some reason you have a deep yearning desire to run in circles and hurl rubbery projectiles at your fellow man then by all means do so on your own time. When you insinuate school sports pay for things you are totally wrong. School sports teams do not make a profit. They, like every other aspect of the school are mainly funded by taxpayers. Jocks provide no beneficial status for their fellow students.

Also your sacrifices and hard work are kind of like your life, pointless. It doesn't matter that your dad was abusive or that you got hurt playing sports you don't deserve shit for that. I could drive a nail into my testicles daily and endure a lot worse things then you did. That doesn't mean my life deserves to be easier or more succesful. It means I am stupid, except I don't drive nails into my testicles and you do play highschool sports.

"We have a first class at life. We get into colleges for the ones that go. and get a 4 year degree paid for. Then its off to some cushy job some alumni made for us. Were setup from highschool to succeed and to be in circles where we get handed easier and higher paying jobs than the average schmuck."

I have a feeling you will be unpleasently suprised later in life. You might get a college scholarship for your skills in athletics but, unless you can get into the NBA, from that point on you are screwed. Spending your academic career playing sports is not conducive to learning. As a result you will do poorly in college and graduate with a worthless degree. After college you will not be given a "cushy" job by alumni. The only "alumni" who would care enough about college sports to give a job to a virtually unskilled dolt are people who participated in college sports themselves, and, quite frankly the bagboy at safeway is in no position to be hiring.

In conclusion your entire life, nay your entire existence is almost meaningless (you can still find meaning by getting into a car accident in which you kill somebody who is important). All that your sacrifices of time, energy, pleasure, and pain have gained you is two fold. Your overall health will detoriate faster then mine and your skills at moving a sphere to a specific area will be better. Good work
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MY SENTIMENTS EXACTLY. This was a brilliant response. This should be a post in and of itself, not just a reply to this dumb ass jock who thinks his ability to physically exert himself like some retarded mule is going to amount to anything in ten years.

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Submitted by Williams_2004 (user info) at 2004-12-16 03:58:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Fuck me, you americans are fucking pathetic (not all of you ofcourse, just this dick head), so Mr Jock, you think your something special do ya. Big whoop, you went through some pain in your life and you had double the load, ffs dick head, grow up and stop complaining like a lil bitch. I bet you dont even know the meaning of pain.

Its time like this im grateful to be British.

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Submitted by Thunder (user info) at 2004-12-16 03:29:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

First off, is it pathetic that I registered JUST to reply to this post?

Secondly, who gives a fucking shit that you're a jock? Why should that even matter? Yes, I'm a nerd, but I don't give a fuck. I classify myself as one because I'm proud to be intelligent. I don't care how many universities you get into because of alumni or sports. Those things don't prove your intelligence. You need to prove those things with sheer intellect and hard work, not easy breezing. You can brag about how easy you life has been after high school all you want, it won't impress me, nor should it impress anyone.

Third, I'm surprised no one said anything about this, but seriously, does it really matter if you're a jock, a nerd, a geek, a goth, or anything? In my school we didn't have all this hate shit where the jocks tried to kick everyone's asses and call them queer. We pretty much all got along to a certain extent. We had jocks that hung with the nerds more than they did other jocks. Yes, we had smart jocks and yes we had dumb ones. I don't think stereotypes should make a difference to anyone.

Point is: You PROVED you fall into the stereotype with the way you made your post and the way you replied to everyone. Call me a dumbass or a queer or say anything you want, truth is: I'm the winner here. I'm not the one being berated for making an ass out of myself.

P.S. As for nerds and pussy, I got pussy all through highschool. Yes, from cheerleaders and others alike. Whether you're a nerd or not doesn't determine how much pussy you get. Not only that, but saying someone won't get pussy until they are 35 is a very insufficient diss. Some people have morals and wait until they find the right person until they fuck around. (Sadly, I only had half morals...I waited until I was 16 THEN fucked around.)

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Submitted by Sanity (user info) at 2004-12-16 03:05:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You are a pathetic excuse for a human being. You whine about the fans, the coach, the parents and whoever else you think gives a fuck. You are just one fucking man. The parents and fans didn't come just to see you. Get over yourself.

So what that you had a broken wrist and had to run because the coach "made" you. I think its bullshit anyway. Did he put a motherfucking gun to your head and say, "I'm your daddy bitch, run or I'll cap ya?" Fuck no.

You know the best thing about being human is free will. You have the right to make a choice. You chose to run because you were too pussy of a man to say no. You didn't stick up for yourself, and that you arrogant little fuck, makes you less of a man. That makes you somebody's bitch.

And for fucks sake don't ever have children. Get your balls cut off right now.

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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-12-16 02:38:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

"Are you upset because I don't feel like talking to you online anymore? I have enough of Ubersite when I'm on it, I don't need more in my AIM chats from every damn user. Can't you just ignore me or something? That's what I normally do to you.
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Jan, what the fuck are you babbling about? If I wanted to talk to you online I would send you fucking messages, idiot. I haven't IMed you in MONTHS. I don't even have your fucking screenname, and haven't in a long time. My AIM got corrupted awhile back and it lost my buddy list and I didn't remember everyones names and have only added a few names back to it.
I made my comment because you are a total prick lately and do nothing but criticize everyone. We all criticize people on occasion, but as of late that is all you do. Your reviews are always condesending and rude as all hell.

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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2004-12-16 02:10:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You think you suffered?

Man, your English teachers must've cried themselves to sleep every night...

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Submitted by sword (user info) at 2004-12-16 02:02:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

you suck idiot, read my reply, it explains why you are wrong at life

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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-16 01:57:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Everything I have written is true and has happened to me.

No lies, all the truth.. this is how I feel and how it was for me.. and others like me..

No lies shit bricks no lies...


you all hate jocks because you wish you were us plain and simple..


We have great highschool lives. But you nerds want us to fail. It must irk you to know we get into USC, and Stanford, and great colleges while your nerd ass couldn't even get into your shitty small state college because you have no extracircular activities huh?

You can't get into college reading books and beating off to star trek..

You have to do things like play sports, join ASB, befriends with teachers.. you all have to realize that.. lol

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Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-12-16 01:52:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-12-15 22:32:28 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-12-15 21:46:54 (#)
Ranking: 0

Are you people kiding me? 300 reviews in one day? Christ, if you're a nerd, just don't listen to this guy, you fucking idiots.

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301 now that you stuck your two cents in to debase others who reviewed the same post that you just did.

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What's up your asshole? When did I say it was a problem that people gave this guy a single review? That's how it usually works. But these morons are being sucked into a retarded debate that has no bearing on anything anywhere anytime.

Are you upset because I don't feel like talking to you online anymore? I have enough of Ubersite when I'm on it, I don't need more in my AIM chats from every damn user. Can't you just ignore me or something? That's what I normally do to you.

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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-16 01:51:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Zoidberg


Your a fagotass bitch. Shut your mouth cock sucker.


All this is real and how it really is. So fuck you! jealous bitch..

jealous bitchs should die...

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Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-12-16 01:48:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

guys...come on

this is a joke.



stop taking him so seriously.

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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-12-16 01:47:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-12-15 22:32:28 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-12-15 21:46:54 (#)
Ranking: 0

Are you people kiding me? 300 reviews in one day? Christ, if you're a nerd, just don't listen to this guy, you fucking idiots.

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301 now that you stuck your two cents in to debase others who reviewed the same post that you just did.
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Yeah you moron.

Oh...wait a minute.

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Submitted by sword (user info) at 2004-12-16 01:42:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

After reading this post my eyes opened to the plight of jocks everywhere. The sheer simplicity of your prose that defies grammatical conventions and the traditional boundaries of good taste has opened for me a new plane of awareness. I see now that jocks are so oppressed and segregated from the rest of privelaged humanity that their should be national museums and monuments to them and their troubles, like the holocaust museum, erected in every city across the globe.

As soon as I had completed reading this I left my comfortable perch in the library and went outside to survey the field at my school. "Today" I said to myself "I will not read, explore the internet, converse with my peers or pursue my academic career in the library but rather I will watch our school sports team and appreciate their worthy and noble sacrifice."

Within 10 minutes of watching my school's sports team I had yet another profound epiphany. School Sports fucking suck and so do the people who play them. Why the hell are sports even a part of school? You don't learn shit from playing a game, don't try to say "teaches a life lesson" or anything like that. If you want to know that trying hard earns success try learning that in a classroom. Try doing your homework or studying harder and you learn the same things.

If for some reason you have a deep yearning desire to run in circles and hurl rubbery projectiles at your fellow man then by all means do so on your own time. When you insinuate school sports pay for things you are totally wrong. School sports teams do not make a profit. They, like every other aspect of the school are mainly funded by taxpayers. Jocks provide no beneficial status for their fellow students.

Also your sacrifices and hard work are kind of like your life, pointless. It doesn't matter that your dad was abusive or that you got hurt playing sports you don't deserve shit for that. I could drive a nail into my testicles daily and endure a lot worse things then you did. That doesn't mean my life deserves to be easier or more succesful. It means I am stupid, except I don't drive nails into my testicles and you do play highschool sports.

"We have a first class at life. We get into colleges for the ones that go. and get a 4 year degree paid for. Then its off to some cushy job some alumni made for us. Were setup from highschool to succeed and to be in circles where we get handed easier and higher paying jobs than the average schmuck."

I have a feeling you will be unpleasently suprised later in life. You might get a college scholarship for your skills in athletics but, unless you can get into the NBA, from that point on you are screwed. Spending your academic career playing sports is not conducive to learning. As a result you will do poorly in college and graduate with a worthless degree. After college you will not be given a "cushy" job by alumni. The only "alumni" who would care enough about college sports to give a job to a virtually unskilled dolt are people who participated in college sports themselves, and, quite frankly the bagboy at safeway is in no position to be hiring.

In conclusion your entire life, nay your entire existence is almost meaningless (you can still find meaning by getting into a car accident in which you kill somebody who is important). All that your sacrifices of time, energy, pleasure, and pain have gained you is two fold. Your overall health will detoriate faster then mine and your skills at moving a sphere to a specific area will be better. Good work

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Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-12-16 00:55:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-16 00:20:29 (#)
Ranking: 0

You nerds are just Jealous of us..

Plain and simple..


hope you hate us..hope your hate for us jocks eats you up and consumes you.. lol stupid nerds









Know what? I'm going to go get laid. You're not. Who's jealous now?

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Submitted by Seralena (user info) at 2004-12-16 00:52:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Jocks had it rough because we went through adults giving us shits.

Pussy nerds can't handle a wedgie or too and they shoot up the school fucking pussys."

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Oh, and being physically abused by your peers who are twice your size is somehow less rough? The adults just nagged at you. Oh, you can't deal with psychological pressure? See how the parents of some of those "nerds" treat them regarding their grades. So they get parental pressure AND assholes like you on their cases? You're not a jock, you're an opportunistic, selfish bully.

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Submitted by Seralena (user info) at 2004-12-16 00:50:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I can't believe I just read all those reviews.

Okay, first of all, you're an asshole. I have nothing against people who play sports. Do you even LIKE the sports you were playing though? It sounds like you played them simply because you wanted them to get you somewhere, in which case you're an oppurtunistic ass. I played baseball on the guys team for 6 years, softball for 4 years, and basketball on the guys team for 5 years, because I liked them. I got nothing from it, it was just something I liked to do.

Secondly, you're giving American schools a bad name. Stop, please. High schools don't get any money from sports, and it doesn't sound like you even played in your community college, which is where I'm guessing you got your pathetic Associate's Degree, which is worth absolutely jack shit.

I'm also proud of you for going into such a selfless profession, considering how you're so likeable and all. Congratulations, you're going into law. How original. Unless you're going to become a public defender, you're going into it for the money. So once again, you're not doing it because you like it, you're doing it to get somewhere, you selfish bastard. You won't even do that well. Consider that the nerd who developed the computer you're currently using is the richest man in the world.

I got into college by virtue of a 1510 on my SAT, 34 on my ACT, and 4.8 weighted GPA. You know, I earned it. And I'm proud of that, of the work I put into it. What do you have to be proud of? Staring at other guys' asses in those tight football pants? At least I got to check out guys in my sports.

I don't mind jocks in general, I know you work hard, but no harder than anyone else. The work you put into sports to get where you are, other people put into their academics that you got to ignore. We're all equal. You didn't suffer any more than the rest of us did. Stop trying to act like you did. Some kids have parents who beat them because they're pissed off, or drunk, or for no good reason at all. They didn't even have a chance to avoid beatings. Are you worse off than they are?

Oh, and how is rugby any more gay than football? You know, all you guys bending over and sticking your heads up eachother's asses for a "hike"? In those tight ass pants? Don't get me wrong, I like the tight ass pants, but I'm worried that you do too.

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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-16 00:28:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by KillWomen (user info) at 2004-12-16 00:26:58 (#)
Ranking: -2

You know who this guy reminds me of?

Al Bundy.



yeah too bad I'm al bundy with already an AAA degree and also got into USC..

but hey al bundy is my hero... Fuckin' Nerdo's

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Submitted by KillWomen (user info) at 2004-12-16 00:26:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You know who this guy reminds me of?

Al Bundy.

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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-16 00:20:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You nerds are just Jealous of us..

Plain and simple..


hope you hate us..hope your hate for us jocks eats you up and consumes you.. lol stupid nerds

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Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2004-12-16 00:17:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

"But they did not fight back, but instead they endured, and rose above, and made their enemy obsolete instead. And now the time of the athletes has ended, and the geeks shall inherit the Earth."

Nerdicus 8:10.



You remind me of that ass from Revenge of the Nerds.

Ogre, I believe was his name.

He ended up living in the gym. I see a similar fate in your future.

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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-16 00:06:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-12-15 23:40:00 (#)
Ranking: -2

Yes we did.

We had it EASIER than nerds...

At least we weren't shoved in lockers...





Now this is true. Yes I did stuff sophmores in lockers. I did give little shits wedgies. "Yes I did throw food at them. I did alot of shit that was funny at the time but I guess now isn't as funny.

Jocks had it rough because we went through adults giving us shits.

Pussy nerds can't handle a wedgie or too and they shoot up the school fucking pussys."

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Submitted by Seralena (user info) at 2004-12-16 00:03:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I played softball and was good at it, and I didn't get shit from it because my high school sucked.

I did get a full scholarship because of my grades and test scores.

Jocks are assholes who think that their sport will get them through everything. Have fun with your drug addiction/steroid usage/small testicles.

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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-12-15 23:40:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Yes we did.

We had it EASIER than nerds...

At least we weren't shoved in lockers...

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Submitted by ze_poodle (user info) at 2004-12-15 23:38:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

*sigh*

I had some hope for you there, but it all disappeared following your responses.

It seems you have little to retort with beyond insults and accusations of homosexuality. I really, really don't know why I bother being civil when people simply call me a "gay fagot who liks dick" in response.

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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-15 23:26:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-12-15 22:42:25 (#)
Ranking: 0

"Jocks aren't dumb doosh bags"

It's spelled douchebag, douchebag.

You're off my team.


So a Jock works his ass off... Does that give him the right to pick on someone weaker than he?

This is coming from someone who's dad was an Olympian... No bullshit.

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Where the hell are you idiot's getting all this from? I would like to know...

All I said was that Jocks don't have it as easy as everyone thinks they do ok? that's it.

you fucking Nerdo's

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Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-12-15 22:42:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

"Jocks aren't dumb doosh bags"

It's spelled douchebag, douchebag.

You're off my team.


So a Jock works his ass off... Does that give him the right to pick on someone weaker than he?

This is coming from someone who's dad was an Olympian... No bullshit.

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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-12-15 22:32:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-12-15 21:46:54 (#)
Ranking: 0

Are you people kiding me? 300 reviews in one day? Christ, if you're a nerd, just don't listen to this guy, you fucking idiots.

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301 now that you stuck your two cents in to debase others who reviewed the same post that you just did.

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Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2004-12-15 21:57:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

OMG YOU SO TOTALLY HAD TO DO PUSH UPS. OMG THATS SOME HARDCORE SHIT. OMG LOL PUSH UPS ARE SO HARDCORE LOL.

WE NERDZ WILL NEVAR UNDERSTAND

-2 die

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Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-12-15 21:46:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Are you people kiding me? 300 reviews in one day? Christ, if you're a nerd, just don't listen to this guy, you fucking idiots.

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Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-12-15 21:38:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Profound.

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Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-12-15 21:08:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Jesus you're still here? And Dumb?

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Submitted by RouteTwo (user info) at 2004-12-15 21:05:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

"I didn't spellcheck.. I know I suck.."

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Submitted by only_slightly_bitter (user info) at 2004-12-15 21:04:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

+1 for effort. An argument I've never heard before. It's definetely got flaws, but I'll trust that the replies before me have covered most of them, at least I hope so since I'm too lazy to read them. But I'd just like to point out that the trials of life you've described are... well... nothing compared to what a lot of kids face. You play sport because you enjoy it, or at least I do, and if you're doing it for any other reason you should stand up to your damn parents, and quit your damn whinging. Oh woe, the hardships of life for a young Jock... And by the way, you're not exactly helping the stereotype with the spelling/grammar/punctuation errors...




And yes, I would like fries with that.

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Submitted by HatMan (user info) at 2004-12-15 20:59:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

The first sentence made my head hurt. The second sentence made my ears leak blood.

Sorry if I sounded like a "doosh bag".

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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-12-15 20:49:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

As for your girlfriend making your e-mail addy, that my lad...

Is called whipped.
...or a shitty excuse for being a closet butt-pirate.

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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-12-15 20:47:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Jgreening your a bitch for turning your back on the jocks, you fuckin wannabe nerd. You aren't smart man.

First. It's "you're"
I learned that in 5th grade.

Second. I'm pretty sure I could "Ken Jennings" your ass.
For those if you (original author) who don't know, that's the guy who went apeshit and won Jeopardy for like, 40 shows.
It's called a 33 ACT, a 1420 SAT.

I'm smart, I just didn't try in HS cause I *knew* I'd get grades.

As for turning my back on jocks?

It's funny, cause if I did that, all my "ol' ballyard pals" would hate me.
Yet my QB from high school is most likely going to be my best man.


Now, here is what you should do.
Understand that privledge means nothing.
Learn 2+3=5 is not Trig like your teachers said it was.
Stop your HGH cycle early.
Read a book.

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Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-12-15 20:46:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Jealous of you? You're joking, right? Why would we be jealous of you? Did you not read my prediction for your future?


Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-12-15 14:03:11 (#)
Ranking: 0

Christ... I read all this and (most of) the reviews...




You disgust me.





You know you're gonna end up divorced, bald with a beer belly, sitting in a threadbare recliner in a dark, run-down, one room trailer, wearing a dirty wifebeater and sweatpants, drinking Old Milwaukee and eating cheese puffs and watching videos of your games from "the good 'ol days" when you were the star of the team on your ten-inch black and white, while you try not to think about how you wasted your life, right?











What's there to be jealous of?

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Submitted by Renata (user info) at 2004-12-15 20:41:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-15 19:31:20 (#)
Ranking: 0

I just realized the reason you refuse to even listen is because your jealous of us.

That's right jealous. We got the hottest girls in highschool, were in all the yearbook photos, got to go to the cool parties, and have a great highschool experince then got thrust into great colleges.


You nerdo's on the other hand.. got rideculed and picked on by us, no pussy, no parties, and you beat off to dungen and dragons, you have all been wishing you were spider man for years now.. too bad it is only a comic.

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Hmmm... I graduated in the top ten percentile of my class. I got a full scholarship to college. I never played sports. I love Spiderman, and I've played D&D several times.

I also dated the highschool "hottie" for three years, went to a party nearly every weekend, appeared in over half of the group pictures in the yearbook, was voted for three different Senior Superlatives, and was nominated for Homecoming and Prom Queen.

And in my spare time, I also learned the difference between "your" and "you're".

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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-15 20:40:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-12-15 20:25:37 (#)
Ranking: -2

I think we're all missing the new point...

Email: mi2prettygc "Am I too Pretty"

And this dude is talking about being a jock?

C'mon, he's a flamer!



What My girlfriend made my email address. Sorry that I look like the all american boy. I could careless looks mean shit to me. But hey I was blessed with being on the pretty side of the spectrum in the looks department. So what?

Just because I'm good looking doesn't make my points anymore valid. I was the Jock at your highschool that all the girls wanted, the Johns, Tysons, James, Johnnys of your school"

Whatever Dontisu2002 is a fuckin' Emo. and thats at.

Jgreening your a bitch for turning your back on the jocks, you fuckin wannabe nerd. You aren't smart man.

your a pathetic bitch. Apologizing to nerds because you played sports.. are you fucking joking me?


You need to be shot..

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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-12-15 20:25:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I think we're all missing the new point...

Email: mi2prettygc "Am I too Pretty"

And this dude is talking about being a jock?

C'mon, he's a flamer!

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Submitted by Acarnis (user info) at 2004-12-15 20:23:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Poloboi, you asked for some serious commentary, but you neglected this comment.

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Submitted by garyhal (user info) at 2004-12-15 07:17:19 (#)
Ranking: -2

Stop feeling sorry for yourself and get over it. Life's unfair,
but it's unfair for everybody and that makes it fair.

And remember, the nerds had pressure to excel academically,
their father were accountants, professors and all that crap
and demanded good results on their reports.

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Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-12-15 20:22:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I saw one of the jocks today while I was grocery and christmas shopping with my mom. He wasn't bagging anything.

Aldi's doesn't have employees who bag your shit up for you.

Jesus you're dumb.

DEAR MOTHER FUCKING NEWBIE:
EAT SHIT AND DIE
Love,
Alahackbar

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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-15 20:01:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Well there it is in black and white...Faggot Donnie's "tough guy" credentials.

After all, he played the "incredibly hard" sports of soccer and basketball. I know I'm physically afraid of him now.


At what point in time will you read your own posts and just shut the fuck up? Christ, you're a fucking woman.

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Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-12-15 19:54:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

My ass your gay EMO ass played any sport. You look like one of those prep kids who decided to be harder than the other abercombie people and dress skater and listen to fuckin Nickelback and good Charrlotte.

Your just a poser bitch. Thats it. You don't skate and you wear skater brands{fagot} you got owned in the last post I saw. Plus you look like a fuckin'metro

I know you try to look cute so your brother will suck your fagotass off. God your a fuckin fakeass Emo.

God damn Emo's talking shit.. just pathetic I would beat you a ball pin Bat. You faggot, fucking, metro, Emo, poser..
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Idiot, I'm not emo, I hate emo music. I'm not a skater, I've never claimed to be. I'm not a Metrosexual either. You cant even spell something as commonplace as "faggot". I played the incredibly physically hard (in case you didn't understand that's called "sarcasm") sports of Soccer and basketball in high school, not something mongoloidinal like football.

Hey, tell me what it's like to be working at Wendy's in 20 years.... Maybe you'll be an Ass. manager by then.

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Submitted by downerSTAIN (user info) at 2004-12-15 19:52:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Seriously, I'm going to put this in terms you can understand:

LYKE OMGotti U R SUCH A LIL BITCH!!!!!!ONE!!!!

No one gives a shit that your daddy touched you whenever you didn't score a goal or whatever. There are people dying in Africa from AIDS and hunger, and all you can do is sit here and bitch about how hard it is to be popular. Get it through your fucking meathead that sports mean absolutely JACK SHIT in the real world. No one's going to care if you can make a touchdown or score with a cheerleader if you're a complete fucking moron, which you obviously are.

No one is jealous of you, because you're too much of a fucking moron to look past obsolete social standings to see the people inside, and to realize that you and all of your "jock" friends are assholes, biggots, and probably like to eat eachother's asses out after a nice hot group shower.

Here's the summary for you, since you obviously have a very weak grasp on the english language:

Fuck you, no one cares, promptly go die. KTHANKSBYE!

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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-12-15 19:50:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Wait a sec... Wait a sec...

This guy's e-ail is mi2prettygc...

A dude has an e-mail "Am I too pretty"

And his screen name?

PoloboiGC

"Polo boy"

We're looking at a rich-bitch metro sexual who maybe played football at his upper class white bread high school where jocks were gods and were only great in classes because the teachers were alums and gave athletes inflated grades to keep them eligible.


And don't you say that shit doesn't/didn't happen.
4 year letterman at Lakewood HS in Lakewood, CO.
4 year starter on O and D.
2 time 2nd team All State at DE.
1 time Hon.Mention All State at OT.

And I can count on one hand the classes I had to really work in.


Fucker.

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Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-12-15 19:44:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Do you realise your point is seriously undermined by acting like a dimwitted illiterate?

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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-15 19:40:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I didn't think the author of this "gem" could be any more a fucking dipshit until he returned this evening spewing a whole new bunch of sheer stupidity.

Boo hoo, tough guy. I feel so bad for you, shitforbarins.

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Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-12-15 19:31:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

"People" do not look down on nerds. The ignorant look down on nerds. Because nerds run the world. It's a nerd who processes your paycheque, a nerd who makes sure your car gets back on the road when it breaks, a nerd who designed the stereo you listen to evey day, a nerd who keeps your precious scoreboard ticking over. A nerd who wrote this website to give you the freedom of speech you're exploiting right now.

Get it through your head we're not jealous. I never wanted to be part of the "in" crowd. They were all a bunch of shallow, egotistical idiots who thought (wrongly) that their shit smelt sweeter than everyone elses.

YOU were the one who said that things are handed to jocks on a silver platter. But you also want to play the "it's such a hard life being a sporty dumbass" card. Make your mind up.

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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-15 19:31:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I just realized the reason you refuse to even listen is because your jealous of us.

That's right jealous. We got the hottest girls in highschool, were in all the yearbook photos, got to go to the cool parties, and have a great highschool experince then got thrust into great colleges.


You nerdo's on the other hand.. got rideculed and picked on by us, no pussy, no parties, and you beat off to dungen and dragons, you have all been wishing you were spider man for years now.. too bad it is only a comic.

now I understand the hate.. Jealousy is a bitch and it will eat you up inside..


the green eyed monster. And for you fucks who say you hate jocks.. as soon as one of trys to be friends with you it makes your nerdo' life. Lol whatever.

Just tried to convey how we Jocks grew up? you nerdo's bitch about us.. We bitch about the system that created us.. thats how it is..

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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-15 19:23:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-12-15 19:21:49 (#)
Ranking: -2

Have another fuck you. On the house.



Why don't you blow me faggot? you like that shit..

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Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-12-15 19:21:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Have another fuck you. On the house.

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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-15 19:18:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Tastycat (user info) at 2004-12-15 19:15:38 (#)
Ranking: -2

You fucking suck. I played football, and put up with all that shit, and I still managed to be valedictorian.

I could beat you in a fight and in Jeopardy.



TastyCat you turned your back on Jocks?

Man I'm so tired of nerds being the new cool. Because people look down on them.

All these jealous fucks talking bad about cheerleaders because they wish they were one. All these bitchs hatin' on Jocks because they wish they were one.Just fuckin' pathetic.

I expected more from you.. god damn can't you faggots see that I was just showing you what it is like for most jocks?

shit isn't handed on a silver platter.. shit brick.

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Submitted by Tastycat (user info) at 2004-12-15 19:15:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You fucking suck. I played football, and put up with all that shit, and I still managed to be valedictorian.

I could beat you in a fight and in Jeopardy.

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Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-12-15 19:14:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You're right, everyone has bad times.

What you're wrong about is the arrogant assuption that jocks somehow have it worse.

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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-15 19:14:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Bob..

I know your just a ugly, fat faggot. Who never saw a pussy until you paid for it at age35.

Fuckin' loser..

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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-12-15 19:12:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

boo

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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-12-15 19:12:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

hoo,

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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-12-15 19:12:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

you

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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-12-15 19:12:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

suck

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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-12-15 19:12:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-15 19:10:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Dontisu or whatever the fuck your faggot ass is..

My ass your gay EMO ass played any sport. You look like one of those prep kids who decided to be harder than the other abercombie people and dress skater and listen to fuckin Nickelback and good Charrlotte.

Your just a poser bitch. Thats it. You don't skate and you wear skater brands{fagot} you got owned in the last post I saw. Plus you look like a fuckin'metro

I know you try to look cute so your brother will suck your fagotass off. God your a fuckin fakeass Emo.

God damn Emo's talking shit.. just pathetic I would beat you a ball pin Bat. You faggot, fucking, metro, Emo, poser..

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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-15 19:09:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-12-15 16:18:36 (#)
Ranking: -2

Fuck Nerds, Jocks get what they want because they earned it. (1602 hits)
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So true, that's why Nerds end up makin money... and Jocks end up getting F's and D's.

I was a nerd yet played on the sports teams and still managed to be one of the top kids in my class. Because you've devised in your litle brain some fundamental difference between a nerd and a Jock let me enlighten you, A "jock" isn't a "jock" unless he's a meathead incapable of the mental capacity involved in picking up a book and reading it.

Nerds are the kids who "study" and "are capable of reading above a 2nd grade level".

way to go "doosh bag"

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My ass your gay EMO ass played any sport. You look like one of those prep kids who decided to be harder than the other abercombie people and dress skater and listen to fuckin Nickelback and good Charrlotte.

Your just a poser bitch. Thats it. You don't skate and you wear skater brands{fagot} you got owned in the last post I saw. Plus you look like a fuckin'metro

I know you try to look cute so your brother will suck your fagotass off. God your a fuckin fakeass Emo.

God damn Emo's talking shit.. just pathetic I would beat you a ball pin Bat. You faggot, fucking, metro, Emo, poser..

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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2004-12-15 19:02:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

"Well, come exam time Royce fucking downs a bottle of asprin in his bathtub. Wasn't found till he'd been dead for hours."
___________________
um, dude, eating an entire bottle of aspirin _will_ kill you, the only problem is, is takes about a week or so (you bleed to death internally).
I'm going to be charitable and posit that you meant some other kind of pill.

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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-15 19:00:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I wrote this from the heart people. This is how it was..

I'm not going to change my story just so I won't step on toes. This is how it was for us and how it felt when we were kids.

So there. I don't plan on changing my story or how I grew up just so you guys can feel sorry for yourselves. Point is everyone has rough times.. Even the jocks you all hate so much..

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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-12-15 18:59:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

202 heat and 260+ reviews....



daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayum.

Someone really needs to keep track to see what's the highest heat ever...

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Submitted by getyourvoltronon (user info) at 2004-12-15 18:51:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

It's funny how you seem to think that focusing on athletics early in life someohow makes you better than everyone else, because we all know how critical to society it is to have athletes. I guess after they're done with a hard day on the field, they go home to cure cancer and bring democracy to Cuba.

You got a degree?

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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-15 18:51:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Fuckin' Nerdo's

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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-15 18:40:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Brianthetruthspeaker (user info) at 2004-12-15 17:39:33 (#)
Ranking: 2



Brother, I feel you and from one former jock to another, here is my +2

I hope you read this

Growing up is not easy, when you are fat, and have to wear leg braces as I did (like Forrest Gump)

At 13, I took them off and joined the wrestling team.
With in a year I lost 90 lbs

In addition, in eighth grade I won the county championship

As a freshman, I started varsity and by my junior year, I won the state championship

In Indiana. Yeah the fat handicapped kid did it. However, the story is not over.

Also my wrestling coach changed my sophomore your so the high school

Head football coach took over.

Moreover, although I had never played football he asked me to play.

He knew I was a tough kid and I made the team.

I played nose tackle and guard.

My junior year my father died, had it not been for my coaches and teammates I do not know what I would have done, it was devastating.

On the day after my dad's funeral, we had a game.

I made 17 unassisted tackles as well as 4 sacks for losses and forced a fumble that I ran in for a score. They gave me the game ball. I did it all for my Father.

After high school, I was offered a full ride scholarship for wrestling at Ball State University.

However, after only one year, I left school, not because of my grades or wrestling was too hard.

It was the fact that American were being held hostage in Iran, and I felt that it was my patriotic duty to do more than bitch about it.

So to put it briefly Sports, teamwork and teammates are a great thing for kids.

You can always find bad behavior if you look for it.


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Submitted by Martyn_Steiner (user info) at 2004-12-15 17:37:06 (#)
Ranking: 0

"Jocks aren't dumb doosh bags". Shenanigans.



You aren't Chris Evans the ginger radio DJ that married Billie Piper, are you?

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Thanks man that is all I was trying to say"

Fuckin' Nerdo's are so jealouse of jocks the refuse to see we went through worse shit than them gettting made fun of everyday.

Theres worse shit than not getting pussy, and getting wedgies all day nerdo's worse shit.

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Submitted by JenBee (user info) at 2004-12-15 18:30:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh.


I forgot to ask you to please never reproduce.


Ever.


Please.

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Submitted by JenBee (user info) at 2004-12-15 18:27:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

All I can do is laugh at this. I read all the reviews and thought of some good things to say... but now I am just laughing.

You are such a doosh.
























































Aaaaaaaaand, you're a bitch. No one gives a fuck about your degree that, as you were pointing out earlier, was more than likely HANDED TO YOU LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE.

Sorry for being such a "nerdo" but I couldn't help but notice the audacity of you saying you are given everything... then turning around and saying "well, whatever... I don't care what you say, I earned a degree in some obscure art... la la la, I'm not listening... la la la!"

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Submitted by KillWomen (user info) at 2004-12-15 18:19:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

"I had a friend that was fat. He played O-line for us when we were in Pee Wee football. He was the nicest fattest little kid. And his dad Butch was the assistant coach of our pee wee team. His dad was grueling on us.. I mean hard core. and my friend Fat Andy would cry when ever he would do something wrong because he loved his dad and didn't want to let him down. So whenever he would mess up his face would turn red and he would cry.."

hahahahhahahhahahhahahaha, the only way this could be funnier is if fat andy blew his head off in the locker rooms after practice one day.

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Submitted by dethcow (user info) at 2004-12-15 18:17:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Most athletic departments are financially separate from their respective schools. So no, those dumbasses didn't pay for a goddamned thing. I played sports since kindergarten, from t-ball then to football and track throughout high school. I enjoyed sports immensely, and they served as just another activity other than video games and school. But to say that because I was physically gifted I somehow inherently "deserved" respect from the faculty and other students is erroneous. Physical ability has absolutely nothing to do with academics, and the only path to actual respect is through *gasp* hard work mentally, not physically. My comrades-in-sports were for the most part decent and funny guys, but most were total morons and had the same bullshit macho mentality you speak of. Most joined the military immediately after high school, and those that didn't still work in my hometown at menial jobs in factories or grocery stores. And that's fine for them, if they're happy, then I wish them the best. But to say that they're somehow inherently deserving of respect because of the anguish of Pee Wee league football practice is total bullshit. No one inherently deserves respect: it must be earned through hard work that ultimately betters humanity, and going through the perils of Pee Wee league football does not qualify.

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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2004-12-15 18:14:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

well, actually it should be...

Fuck Nerds; Jocks Get What They Want Because They Earned It.

or

Fuck Nerds. Jocks Get What They Want Because They Earned It.

+2, though 'cause I sure hate nerds.

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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-15 18:06:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Because people that predominate in this forum can easily relate to sheer stupidity, ignorance and dipshittedness.

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Submitted by Kel (user info) at 2004-12-15 18:06:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

ze_poodle, nice reply, kudos.

Mr. "OMG JOCKS R TEH STRESSZORZ", go down a nice refreshing bottle of chlorine. Funny thing is a large portion of the "faggot nerdos" WERE pressured to play sports as a child, but they decided not to and instead concentrated on the academic side of things. Then you have the ones who were pressured to play sports AND pressured to do well in the classroom.

You see, from a more academically inclined person's point of view, jocks do get everything handed to them on a silver platter. Admittedly they train hard and all of that, but that's not the point. You said yourself further down (fucked if I'm gonna find it) that you can cruise through school, get into a good university and get a high paying job. "Nerdo's" can do that to, but they actually have to do work that relates to it.

Yes, I was pressured to play sports as a child (and rugby isn't for "fags" either, come to New Zealand and you'd get your ass handed to you in a game, it's described - by an America- as "What we do, only without the padding, fucking crazy"), but I decided not to. You must have pretty weak willpower if you can let other people pressure you into doing things. And if you use the excuse "I enjoy sports" good for you, do it as you want, not as other people want you to. Fuck expectations.

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Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2004-12-15 17:56:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

this is the shit i'm talking about... how does this garbage have 1800 hits?

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Submitted by Brianthetruthspeaker (user info) at 2004-12-15 17:56:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Why didn't surprise me that a "Band Fag" had to put his two cent's in

Do not get your knickers in a twist

I had allot of band/football friends

And they were just as tuff as the rest of us

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Submitted by Zero (user info) at 2004-12-15 17:49:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

First of all, this quote comes to mind: "We get life handed to us." - Oh, doesn't that make you so great?! Instead of working hard for something you want or deserve, you just get it handed to you! How comventient, you lazy pompus ass! Oh, and i guess that makes your title, "Fuck Nerds, Jocks get what they want because they earned it" false because you claim it's handed to you, not earned.

Second of all, it sounds like your fathers are also assholes that need a good kick to the teeth. Oh no, you didn't win this thing that won't matter six months from now. I think I'll completely forget I love my son because he got so far and just isn't good enough. Maybe if a father really loved his son, he'd be proud no matter what he was doing. So maybe the problem is... HE DOESN'T LOVE YOU AT ALL!!! Did you think of that? You have to earn his love by being good at sports. Pathetic.

And what was that about not knowing all that pain and hard work? Yeah, I'm in band and I was drum major my senior year. For all you jackass jocks who don't know what that is, it's the guy (or girl, because band isn't sexually bias) that conducts the marching/pep band. You know what we had to do to become a drum major? Go to a camp in the middle of the summer in the 100 degree weather and learn to conduct and march for 18 hrs of the day. And what did we do with the last six? 2 were spent on eating and showering and the other 5 were for sleep. The 75 of us were lucky if we even got that. We often hurt so badly, it was difficult to sleep. Oh, and one other thing... a kid was hospitalized and nearly died of heat exhaustion. And you bitch about a broken wrist. Ass.

Lastly, I guess I was wrong about one thing about jocks. I thought they were stong people. I guess not. Come to find out, you're just all babies on the inside, never happy with yourselves. Never being happy for you are and always needing to feel accepted by others to feel complete. Pathetic. I feel sorry for you. I really do.

I guess what Maddox says is true... "It doesn't matter how much you give, there will always be greedy bastards out to take more" (Jocks)

For something that has to do with this subject, check this shit out, it's awesome!

http://maddox.xmission.com/dumbassjocks.html
http://maddox.xmission.com/hatemail.cgi#JOCK

Oh yeah Chris, you're still a jackass!

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Submitted by Brianthetruthspeaker (user info) at 2004-12-15 17:39:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2



Brother, I feel you and from one former jock to another, here is my +2

I hope you read this

Growing up is not easy, when you are fat, and have to wear leg braces as I did (like Forrest Gump)

At 13, I took them off and joined the wrestling team.
With in a year I lost 90 lbs

In addition, in eighth grade I won the county championship

As a freshman, I started varsity and by my junior year, I won the state championship

In Indiana. Yeah the fat handicapped kid did it. However, the story is not over.

Also my wrestling coach changed my sophomore your so the high school

Head football coach took over.

Moreover, although I had never played football he asked me to play.

He knew I was a tough kid and I made the team.

I played nose tackle and guard.

My junior year my father died, had it not been for my coaches and teammates I do not know what I would have done, it was devastating.

On the day after my dad's funeral, we had a game.

I made 17 unassisted tackles as well as 4 sacks for losses and forced a fumble that I ran in for a score. They gave me the game ball. I did it all for my Father.

After high school, I was offered a full ride scholarship for wrestling at Ball State University.

However, after only one year, I left school, not because of my grades or wrestling was too hard.

It was the fact that American were being held hostage in Iran, and I felt that it was my patriotic duty to do more than bitch about it.

So to put it briefly Sports, teamwork and teammates are a great thing for kids.

You can always find bad behavior if you look for it.

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Submitted by Martyn_Steiner (user info) at 2004-12-15 17:37:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

"Jocks aren't dumb doosh bags". Shenanigans.



You aren't Chris Evans the ginger radio DJ that married Billie Piper, are you?

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Submitted by bossk (user info) at 2004-12-15 16:50:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

So that justifies abusing other people, including rape? You are so full of shit.

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Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-12-15 16:46:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You.









Are.








Stupid.












Ok.













Maybe shennanigans.

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Submitted by CaptainAmik (user info) at 2004-12-15 16:41:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I read this again and just got angry, you blame society, you blame teachers, you blame your parents, blame yourself. The only reason people think jocks are stupid is because that is the life choice you made, if you felt you could skip life because you could run a football...think agian, life is a little harder than that, sports may be the be all end all to some people, but then they grow up and see the real world isn't a place where your perfect season in high school is gonna help you out. Leave your bitching and moaning in school, on the field, in the locker room where your teammates towel whipped you and told you, you had a pretty smile. Get off the internet where you think people care about stereotypes, or create a new one because that is the beauty of the hiding in binary. You say this came from the heart? You sounds like a pussy who's daddy didn't hug him enough, grow-up be a man, there are no jocks, preps, heads, skaters and goths in the work place, one day you will have to grow up and just be a person.

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Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-12-15 16:27:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

"Jocks aren't dumb doosh bags"

Ouch.

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Submitted by wazzawazzayo (user info) at 2004-12-15 16:24:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Dear Diary,

Daddy doesn't love me.

Love,

Chris Evans

P.S.

I like looking at other boy's penises in the shower. Especially the fat ones.

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Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-12-15 16:18:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Fuck Nerds, Jocks get what they want because they earned it. (1602 hits)
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So true, that's why Nerds end up makin money... and Jocks end up getting F's and D's.

I was a nerd yet played on the sports teams and still managed to be one of the top kids in my class. Because you've devised in your litle brain some fundamental difference between a nerd and a Jock let me enlighten you, A "jock" isn't a "jock" unless he's a meathead incapable of the mental capacity involved in picking up a book and reading it.

Nerds are the kids who "study" and "are capable of reading above a 2nd grade level".

way to go "doosh bag"

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Submitted by DisneylandBurnedDown (user info) at 2004-12-15 16:15:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You write it like people are going to give a damn.

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Submitted by CoreaPeekay (user info) at 2004-12-15 16:14:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-15 06:23:53 (#)
Ranking: 0

whatever bitch about my grammer I could careless..

I bleed my heart out and you idiots bitch about grammer.. Think about the post..

This was posted because Deathjester sent a link about jocks bagging their groceries thats why I put it out there its from the heart so whatever..



And no I don't think Jocks have the only pain.. No we have this pain plus the other pain other people have.. we have double the load.


Dolt, you 'jocks' put yourself through the 'extra' pain by going out and playing with a seperated shoulder. You put yourself in a shit position then you bitch about it being hard when things dont turn out? WELL ITS YOUR FAULT. Dumbass.

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Submitted by Thored (user info) at 2004-12-15 16:10:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

This is so " I want most heated " bullshit.

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Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-12-15 16:09:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

BUT I GUESS YOU COULDN'T HEAR HIM BECAUSE OF YOUR CAULIFLOWER EARS AND THAT BLACK DILDO SHOVED DOWN YOUR THROAT...OH WAIT, IT WASN'T A DILDO!!! LOL AS FUCK.

BOY! GO GET ME MY GODDAMN BEER AND FIND YOURSELF A PACK OF SHUT THE FUCK UP.

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Submitted by Evil_Morg (user info) at 2004-12-15 16:07:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I hope you didn't expect a positive rating by posting something with the title fuck nerds on uber cause that's like walking into slaughter house screaming "THIS IS MURDER" and expecting a job.

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Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-12-15 16:07:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

LOL OH YEAH! WHEN YOUR COACH TOLD YOU YOU DIDN'T NEED TO WEAR THAT HELMET HE WAS JOKING!!!

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Submitted by CaptainAmik (user info) at 2004-12-15 16:02:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I think you should stay off the computer and get back on the field where you can partake in latent homosexual activities.

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Submitted by RiseAgainst (user info) at 2004-12-15 15:52:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Fuck. Learn how to use an apostrophe. Seriously. That isn't forgetting to check spelling, that is just plain ignorance.

Take a look at the jobs other people listed:

IT
Lawyer
Teacher (me)
etc.

Where would society be without those kind of jobs? We'd be fucked, no doubt about it. What happens if we don't have any professional sports?

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Submitted by ze_poodle (user info) at 2004-12-15 15:26:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

I believe it is time to inform of you of little boy that we shall name "Royce".

Royce was not what you would call a social type. Indeed, neither am I, and neither were any of our respective friends at this particular time, some years ago in high school. Yet Royce was that special being given the moniker of social retard. He could literally not talk to people. Given the chance, he would likely bounce up and down and make an idiot of himself.

Whiz at maths, though. Absolute genius in that respect. I'm more of an english student.

He was around five foot five, Asian, wore glasses and had a haircut that made him look like some kind of giant mutated mushroom. In my circle of friends, you learn not to take things at face value.

I personally thank the world that I live in Australia, and not America. I have heard tales of American high school...caste systems and such, that viciously ostracise certain unpopular members of the school community. I personally struggle social problems, but not nearly to the scale that Royce did. He literally had no friends. We were his friends and even we treated him like shit. His nickname was "Bus" for crying out loud. We didn't even invite him to lan parties - our pitiful counterparts to the much larger, much more fun parties that my elder brother often held. We'd let him hang around, bag him occasionally, but generally treat him as something of a sub-class. Sort of how everyone needs someone to look down upon. When he was assaulted, however, perhaps by the Australian equivalent of jocks - on the whole, generally amicable people who differ greatly from their American cousins - we would rise to his defence.

Royce was our bitch. No-one else was gonna touch him.

I regret, greatly, this attitude towards my dear friend Royce.

You see, Royce committed suicide in year 11.

We kinda could see it coming. He'd had some bad treatment at school. There was trouble at home. He'd been teased a little more than usual lately. In retrospect, we could have done something to stop him. We didn't. We didn't think he needed it. We thought he could deal.

The shit hit the metaphorical fan around mid-September, in the form of a student we shall name "Brett." Giant of a man. Towered over us, pure muscle, instant popularity, jock to the extreme. Had three girlfriends in the course of about as many months, all of them hot. Hosted some wild parties. Captain of the rugby team for as long as I could remember. Not generically stupid; Australian jocks possess the harmless stupidity of the common domestic dog.

Oh wait, did I mention that Brett was an asshole? I think I didn't.

One of those rare types of assholes that you generally don't see in everyday life. The kind of person who starts fights with people who come up to his waist. One of these occasions showed themselves around Royce. It was a pity, Royce could have just shrugged it off. A harmless insult, cast around in mindlessly as he passed. But Royce had to stand up for himself, didn't he?

Brett called him "ching." Royce was Japanese. Somehow, this made the insult far greater.

Royce was indigant. Stood up to him, as I said. Brett retorted, soon enough, fight breaks out and I have to get in there to provide a meat shield for long enough for Max to get Royce out. Took some heavy hits from Mr. Sports God. I believe I hit back in the wild melee. The point is that this incident started a literal war - a campaign against Royce. Subtle things. A trip here and there. Some coke, spilt accidentally. A bump here. A shove there. An insult so quiet it could almost have been a whisper, a cough, directed at a different person.

Well, come exam time Royce fucking downs a bottle of asprin in his bathtub. Wasn't found till he'd been dead for hours.

The moral of this story is that no-one has it worse or better than anyone else. It's a matter of whether or not you can take it. Royce couldn't take it.

I can understand your grammar. I've seen worse. I understand your complaint. I play rugby. I too, have broken bones. It hurts like hell. I can understand that nerds use the internet - their playground - to bitch about jocks. It's in human nature, and you have a right to bitch back.

Tell me how many jocks have killed themselves because they lost a rugby game.

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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2004-12-15 15:17:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-12-15 11:29:35 (#)
Ranking: -2

After much deliberation my associates and I have reached the inescapable conclusion that you need more penis in your diet, you closet mincing gayblader.

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Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-12-15 15:07:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-12-15 15:06:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

This is either:

A - A brilliant piece of jest by someone who can really stay true to character

or

B - A cry for help from a retarded closet homosexual.



There is no other possibility.

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Submitted by big_wigger (user info) at 2004-12-15 15:05:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

to all the nerds out there who had "better" things to do with their time...guess what?

You can still enter college at 35 and get the same degree as a 22 year old. When your 35 you cant just decide to play football or any sport like you could when your a teenager...enjoy youth, get some sunshine, get laid.


to all the "jocks" out there who cry that they were abused by adults but then turn around and play the "it turned me into a man" song...guess what?

you allowed yourselves to be used as meat because you were AFRAID to say something like "gee coach, my wrist is broken, seeing that i dont want to be a cripple when i grow up simply to advance your glory, i'm gonna sit out this game". Think for yourselves a little bit, it doesnt hurt so much after the first time.



I'm still constantly amazed that every single person on this site seems to have been or is currently a: star athlete, straight A student overachiever type, the toughest person in their town, can drink more than Hunter Thompson etc. etc.

with all these wonderful bodies and brains at our disposal why dont we put all this childish bickering aside and take over the world?

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Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-12-15 14:37:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I want to make a spades tournament since the person who orginally thought of it left and I want to play spades.

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Submitted by Jarvis (user info) at 2004-12-15 14:35:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Rubbish.

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Submitted by themattcollins (user info) at 2004-12-15 14:17:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

-2 DIE.

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Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-12-15 14:15:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-12-15 14:09:47 (#)
Ranking: -2

I think I may love QueenAshlee.

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Don't we all?

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Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2004-12-15 14:15:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Stop. Whining.

Jocks shouldn't get special treatment because of their extra trauma just like nerds shouldn't get special treatment for theirs.

You are a complete asshole with wicked tunnel vision if you truly believe this shit that you've spewed on the screen, although I suspect this entire post is bullshit shenanigans.

I am female. I played on a MEN'S hockey team for 12 years. I broke bones, I sprained more or less everything in my body, tore things, listened to the shit...and I got double the shit because I had tits. From the parents, from the players, from OFFICIALS, from everyone you can think of. I was called things you would NEVER hear, and I took more cheap shots from people than probably anyone else on the team, just because I was a woman. But that doesn't mean I should get special treatment because I never had to open my mouth or take a swing to get a cheap shot headed my way. What it meant was that I could choose to just take it, or I could choose to develop elbows like crazy, and fight back. My last hockey "event" was a tryout for the women's national team.

I made a choice. Everyone makes a choice when they choose to do anything. I decided to play, and to kick ass, and run it to the bone. Now, I'm all arthritised up and my chiropractor is one of my best friends, but it was worth it, and the reward for suffering under those circumstances isn't special treatment, it's knowing I accomplished what I did. FUCK special treatment. Special treatment wasn't what made me pick up a hockey stick, and it wasn't what kept me going. Fuck you for thinking it's justified, or that you're better than anyone who has chosen to take a different path.

And furthermore, if you can't fucking spell, don't pull this "yeah well jocks can be smart too" shit, because you give us exactly zero reason to believe it. The only way people know you here is through your typing...if it's shit, we're going to assume you're a dumbshit. I don't spell check my posts OR my reviews, but I make very few mistakes, because I know how to SPELL. Unlike you, from the look of your writing and replies.

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Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-12-15 14:13:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

the funniest thing is that Jocks aren't dumb doosh bags



dumb doosh? This has *got* to be an alter.

That being said, either way that line cracked me up

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Submitted by Jaytexmich (user info) at 2004-12-15 14:12:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I admit to posting some crappy shit on here before...we all make mistakes. But...this is some serious drivel. Millions and millions of children DIE around the world every year and this guy is...what is this guy doing? How, oh how I wish he could be traded with a 3 year old kid in the Congo right now.

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Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-12-15 14:11:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Shenanigans.

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Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-12-15 14:09:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I think I may love QueenAshlee.

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Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-12-15 14:03:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Oops.

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Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-12-15 14:03:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Christ... I read all this and (most of) the reviews...




You disgust me.





You know you're gonna end up divorced, bald with a beer belly, sitting in a threadbare recliner in a dark, run-down, one room trailer, wearing a dirty wifebeater and sweatpants, drinking Old Milwaukee and eating cheese puffs and watching videos of your games from "the good 'ol days" when you were the star of the team on your ten-inch black and white, while you try not to think about how you wasted your life, right?

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Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-12-15 13:45:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I got as far as "doosh."





Nooooooooo, jocks aren't dumb...

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Submitted by Worm (user info) at 2004-12-15 13:32:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Well, I spent 13 years playing soccer(through varsity), 10 playing hockey(through JV), 1 year in track, am currently in my 6th year of lacrosse(Senior captain, team MVP, State All-Star Game, various school records), have done countless weighlifting classes/spurts/programs, boxing, jiu-jitsu, karate... I've been a high school lacrosse coach, ran lacrosse camps, and have a soft spot for tackle football in the snow.

But I didn't get an athletic scholarship to a university just to major in something like "selected studies" and land a cushy job from Uncle Ted the Banker, so I'm not a jock. I paid my own way and got a REAL major so I could get a REAL job when I get out.


Fuck you, bag my groceries.

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Submitted by podium (user info) at 2004-12-15 13:30:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Wow, jocks have it so bad because they're pressured into sports. Boo-fucking-hoo. What was your point? Either they have it easy or they got it rough. Make up your mind. And where the hell was your struggle? You talked about other kids who had it bad, but all you had to do was run around some fucking hill? Jesus Christ. I had to do that too, in Canada we have this weight-training course in high school that is FUCKING BRUTAL. Try running 10 laps stopping 4 times per lap for 20 pushups, 20 sit-ups, 20 bench dips and 20 leg-lifts. So 200 pushups, 200 sit ups etc. Even you're athletic ass couldn't handle it everyday. To give you an idea, I lost 40 pounds that semester.

I had to study my ass off to get into university, and I now love sitting on my ass. I'm no nerd I can still get a hot chick if I want my dick sucked, but I am a loner at heart, I like my coffee, cigarettes and getting drunk off my ass. Those are some things you can't enjoy because you'll be too worried about getting aids, getting slow or getting fat.

So congratulations, you got yelled at by a redneck, you ran around and threw a ball. You've accomplished a helluva lot.

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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-15 13:30:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-12-15 13:26:04 (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-15 12:11:26 (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-12-15 11:32:30 (#)
Ranking: -2

shlongy is SO a character.


Apollo is SO a dipshit. """


Thlongy SO wanks about me.




Oh, I wank alright but sorry, sailor, you just don't do it for me. But there is certainly plenty of boy toy candidates for you to sink your presumably rotting teeth into, in this forum alone. This joint is a veritable gay-fest. You know that much, don't ya?

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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-12-15 13:26:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-15 12:11:26 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-12-15 11:32:30 (#)
Ranking: -2

shlongy is SO a character.


Apollo is SO a dipshit. """


Thlongy SO wanks about me.

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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2004-12-15 13:23:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

210 reviews? Holy crap. This guy is going to make MVM by the end of the week at this rate.

This is what Ubersite is all about, in my opinion - people sharing and debating opinions and ideas, and slinging the most creative personal attacks that they can muster. Other users may disagree vehemently with what you have to say, but I must say I admire your tenacity in defending your opinion and responding to every negative review. Keep posting. Your writing may not be stellar, but at least the fallout is interesting.

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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-12-15 13:19:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Um, Hi...

Issues, mayhaps?

Tired of bagging groceries yourself, mayhaps?

Yeeeaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh...

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Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-12-15 13:18:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

This is an insult to jock's everywhere. I know some players on the Bills and Sabres and if they saw this pile of rubbish I am guessing they would beat the ever living fuck out of this dipshit. In a previous post he told me his brother plays pro ball for the Texans, which is a piece of shit team. He also said his bro played for the Bills which was complete bullshit. Yes there are jocks that couldn't spell if it meant getting to fuck Angelina Joile but there are also very smart jocks. Like with any group there are your dumbasses (this guy is a good example) and then there are intelligent ones. Don't let this retard be the model for which all athletes are judged.

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Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-12-15 13:14:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

hahaha this shit is too funny.

dissing XC however = -2.

NOW PUMP MY GAS, BITCH. Clean my windows and I might give you a tip.

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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-12-15 13:09:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh my fucking god.

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Submitted by someone (user info) at 2004-12-15 12:41:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I played sports all through high school too, and I disagree with pretty much everything you stated. The one or two things that I semi-agreed with were so poorly presented that I am going to disregard them.

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Submitted by cheruboo (user info) at 2004-12-15 12:34:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

you suck at writing, you should stop IMMEDIATELY. PS I dont know about your school, but sports dont bring money in, I remember we always had to do fundraising for you fuckers, so you COST us money.

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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-12-15 12:23:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-12-15 11:29:35 (#)
Ranking: -2

After much deliberation my associates and I have reached the inescapable conclusion that you need more penis in your diet, you closet mincing gayblader.

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argh!!!

you stole my word, you fucking gayblade!

why is everyone always trying to steal my insults?
get your own material, gayblade!


that's the last time i cyber with you Scotty.

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Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-12-15 12:15:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

As retarded as your previous posts. Retard.

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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-15 12:11:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-12-15 11:32:30 (#)
Ranking: -2

shlongy is SO a character.


Apollo is SO a dipshit.

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Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-12-15 12:03:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

People pay a pretty penny to make people like you prance around like a puppet.

Just how is your sports career doing these days?

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Submitted by Acarnis (user info) at 2004-12-15 11:45:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

He's not entering law school; he's still an undergrad. There is no "pre-law degree." Any major can be pre-law, the only requirement is taking the LSAT.
http://www.usc.edu/dept/LAS/cas/Pre-Law/faqsub1a.html

He seems a bit short-sighted, in my opinion. He thinks he's already got it all made because he got into USC. Ironically, a "law nerd" would realize getting into college is only the beginning. They also don't need help to get into USC. My point is, his classmates got into USC by academic achievement whereas he was spoonfed. There will come a time where they will compete with each other to enter REAL law school. Those nerds, the ones who entered by their own merit, already have the lead, not our fellow anti-hero.

Chris, join a frat, get involved with student government, and learn to freaking adore writing papers. You'll probably realize working with speakers was "cooler," anyway.

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Submitted by juggychick (user info) at 2004-12-15 11:42:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Damn!!! I dont even know where to begin. First off, it is people like you that make jocks look so dumb, you try to make yourself look better, and end up making an ass of yourself. I couldnt even read all of it, it was just a bunch of self pity bullshit!!!!!

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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-12-15 11:32:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

shlongy is SO a character.

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Submitted by dawItsPete (user info) at 2004-12-15 11:29:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

"the funniest thing is that Jocks aren't dumb doosh bags"

That's funny because you can't seem to write, spell or even formulate a sentence.

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Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-12-15 11:29:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

After much deliberation my associates and I have reached the inescapable conclusion that you need more penis in your diet, you closet mincing gayblader.

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Submitted by ZeroSignal (user info) at 2004-12-15 11:25:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I read the first paragraph and laughed my ass off. Best post I've seen in a long time.

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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-12-15 11:23:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I tried to read some of your other posts...

I couldn't...

So I concluded...

That you are a...

Liar...
Retard...
Mongolid...
Loser...


Thanks, The Mangement

I love (...)

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Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-12-15 11:23:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I highly doubt that you have ever, in your entire life experienced more pain than the mother who has had here daughter kidnapped only to be returned pregnant with a child, who most likely will never see it's second birthday because it happened to be born in a country infested with disease and starvation.

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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-12-15 11:23:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-15 11:22:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Well, for starters, the 12 year old dying girl in Africa is undeniably SMARTER than the dipshit who wrote this mess.

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Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-12-15 11:16:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I would be interested to know how your life is worse than a twelve year old girl living in africa and dying of aids.

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Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2004-12-15 11:06:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Please tell me this is fake. Someone, please, just lie to me. I don't want to believe anyone is this stupid.

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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-15 10:40:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-15 10:00:04 (#)
Ranking: -2

"God what pussy like you ran cross country? A bitch sport if I ever saw one...."


ok, so you ran track, but cross country, which is much harder, is a bitch sport?

like i said, i ran varsity track, too, as well as soccer, baseball, and hockey. oh and i played basketball one year, too.

AND, i'm much smarter than you with an intelligence quotient around 160. yours appears to be at least 100 points lower. you can't even spell IQ.

AND, i'm a real engineer, not some lackey that plugs in speakers and wraps up cords with a worthless vocational school Associates degree, bitch. and you can talk all the shit you want about going to law school, but you will fail- FACT. learning proper english is going to be the least of your worries at law school. trust me. my friends and family members can tell you that.

*sigh* why do i bother? i know it's fake, but i can't resist. there's no way this is real. no one that is this bad at spelling would ever get into USC. i'm guessing this is the same person that plays the Shlongy character...



First of all, Shlongy isn't a character, tough guy. There are plenty of Uber-users who know that every word that I type in here is 100% true. Maybe you should ask Electrotoothsyndrome if I'm a "cartoon character" or not. I've already lived a life that you can only dream to live half of.

Secondly, I couldn't even ACT as stupid as this dipshit poster and I'm a helluva an actor. So you're not as smart as you think, shitforbrains.

Third, I'd beat your ass right after beating the shit out of the Cocksuck Twins, Donnie and his fag brother.

After you win a round on Jeopardy, we can talk about "intelligence levels", you fucking bragging, narcisistic fucktard. Go post another picture of your lonely, self loathing, celibate self.


Other than that, surprisingly, I agree with most of what you say here.

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Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-12-15 10:31:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

have had practice where we practice in the mood and freezing rain for 3 hours, getting hit with pads and slipping
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I hate being in the mood when it is raining.

My two year old niece has a better grasp of the English language than you.

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Submitted by landyuk (user info) at 2004-12-15 10:26:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Stin really needs to remove that stick from her arse and lighten up abit.....

....this post was the worst self pitying thing I've ever read!

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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-12-15 10:23:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

PEOPLE OF THE UBER, COME TOGETHER! Do it not for starving children, but for your own selfish peace of mind! Don't squabble over petty differences! Squabble over something that really matters....ME!http://www.ubersite.com/m/54390

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Submitted by PyroBeast (user info) at 2004-12-15 10:21:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Go write Maddox another piece of hate mail or something.

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Submitted by hyprspacd (user info) at 2004-12-15 10:20:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

In the same sentence where it is stated that jocks arent dumb....


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Submitted by downerSTAIN (user info) at 2004-12-15 10:16:30 (#)
Ranking: -2

I stopped reading after 'doosh'.

You suck, man, plain and simple.
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This MUST be Shenans.

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Submitted by downerSTAIN (user info) at 2004-12-15 10:16:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I stopped reading after 'doosh'.

You suck, man, plain and simple.

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Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-12-15 10:16:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm out, I have to do some work. I'll bitch a bit more later.

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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-15 10:15:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-12-15 10:13:00 (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm in the mood to rent "Breakfast Club" now.

Oh, and by the way Sporto, this post is, without a doubt, one of the most pathetic pieces of crap I've ever seen.

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This is Hilarous! you guys compeletely missed the point of the post...

But hey we can't all be on the ball..

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Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-12-15 10:13:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm in the mood to rent "Breakfast Club" now.

Oh, and by the way Sporto, this post is, without a doubt, one of the most pathetic pieces of crap I've ever seen.

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Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-12-15 10:12:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Hey Chris, I wasn't the one who started slinging shit about.

Don't dish out what you don't want back.

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Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-12-15 10:12:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You played sports. Yay, for you! Sports in highschool are great for the kids who play them. They teach endurance and teamwork. They teach you how to work hard.

And apparently they teach you that the love of a father is something that must be earned and can be lost if you drop a pass.

Awesome.



Wait.... That's not good.



Seriously, I pity you. You need help. Your father needs help. What you have written here makes me feel physically ill. I'm sorry that your father was a douche. Oh wait... Let me translate that for you... Doosh, is it? I want to make sure you can understand me.

Let me reiterate: Your Father Is A Dooooooosh.

And you have followed right in his footsteps. Good job, maybe now he'll finally be proud of you.

Playing sports can be a good thing. It can be fun. It can be good for you. Not all people who play sports turn out to be assholes, and I'd never categorize them as such.

But some do. You are included in that group.

Playing sports doesn't make you an asshole. What you expressed in this post does.

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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-15 10:10:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2004-12-15 10:08:17 (#)
Ranking: -2

'the funniest thing is that Jocks aren't dumb doosh bags they are the most likeable out going people out there"

Say what? You're in college. Wait, if I spelled that the way you would I might have said, " Say waht? Your in colege?" And what the fuck is a "doosh bag"? HAHAHAHA

Fucking Dumbass. You embarrass those that play sports yet try to achieve some level of recognition beyond physical prowess. It's amazing how you can take something like this and fuck it up.

Thank you.

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It must suck to be a faggot eh WildcatMcGee?

Pathetic loser..

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Submitted by landyuk (user info) at 2004-12-15 10:09:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I played rugby for 14 years and became school captain which is prestigious at a privat school-i got many awards and honours and I worked hard for them....but fuck this blaming the parents shit...you wither want it or you don't...m parents never pressured me, and neither did my friends.
It's either America's fucked up views, or you and your mates were a bunch of weak pathetic pussies too scared to make your own choices....stand up for yourself and be a man!!

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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-15 10:09:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-12-15 10:06:51 (#)
Ranking: -2

Have a look for my review before that one, and then come back to me with an answer, arsehole.


I try to be civil and you talk shit?


god damn.. ok musican lol whateva! Whateva! I do what want, I do what i want..

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Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2004-12-15 10:08:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

'the funniest thing is that Jocks aren't dumb doosh bags they are the most likeable out going people out there"

Say what? You're in college. Wait, if I spelled that the way you would I might have said, " Say waht? Your in colege?" And what the fuck is a "doosh bag"? HAHAHAHA

Fucking Dumbass. You embarrass those that play sports yet try to achieve some level of recognition beyond physical prowess. It's amazing how you can take something like this and fuck it up.

Thank you.

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Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-12-15 10:06:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Have a look for my review before that one, and then come back to me with an answer, arsehole.

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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-15 10:05:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-15 10:00:04 (#)
Ranking: -2

"God what pussy like you ran cross country? A bitch sport if I ever saw one...."


ok, so you ran track, but cross country, which is much harder, is a bitch sport?

like i said, i ran varsity track, too, as well as soccer, baseball, and hockey. oh and i played basketball one year, too.

AND, i'm much smarter than you with an intelligence quotient around 160. yours appears to be at least 100 points lower. you can't even spell IQ.

AND, i'm a real engineer, not some lackey that plugs in speakers and wraps up cords with a worthless vocational school Associates degree, bitch. and you can talk all the shit you want about going to law school, but you will fail- FACT. learning proper english is going to be the least of your worries at law school. trust me. my friends and family members can tell you that.

*sigh* why do i bother? i know it's fake, but i can't resist. there's no way this is real. no one that is this bad at spelling would ever get into USC. i'm guessing this is the same person that plays the Shlongy character...

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Hidden your a fuckin' cross country running bitch"

god your stupid. And yeah this whole thread is true...

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Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2004-12-15 10:05:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm an athlete too, but you perpetuate the jock stereotype with your numerous cliches (blood sweat and tears....over and over) and horrible writing. Sure, athletes work hard to get what we get, but there are some of us who don't feel the need to berate nerds. Clearly this stems from some deep-seated inferiority complex you have, and with reason: while you may be a great athlete, there are great athletes with incredible minds as well who also get the women. Some people do indeed have it all. So quit your bitching and go play sports on TV for my entertainment. Dance monkey, dance!

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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-15 10:03:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Stin

Nobody mentioned teachers pay except you. And people who teach don't generally do it for the money. They do it out of some desire to, well you know, teach.

I want to teach high-school music. Teaching is not easy, but it's satisfying.

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So is Sports ok? Sports to me and others like me is what teaching is to you.. Why can't people comprehend that?

When you play football it is the hardest thing you can do. You make a bond with your teammates.. Life long friends. You went through alot together,

Alot of Geeks just hate anything that a "Jock" does because were supposdly handed everything on a platter were not. That is all I was saying.

sorry about the Teacosie statements.

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Submitted by tlovess (user info) at 2004-12-15 10:03:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

This is stupid. No one is going to care who you were in high school when you join the rest of the world. Everyone works hard, in different ways. Lifting weights does not make you a hero, and it sure as hell doesn't mean you should get any respect. Sports, in the long run, mean nothing but some form of entertainment. When you join the rest of society, employers will hire you based on your skills, not on whether or not you played football. If that's your only skill, you should pray for a miracle that you'll make it in life. Making it pro in sports is something that doesn't happen for the majority of these people you call jocks. You should take the energy that you expended on this rant and do something that matters. No one cares about this shit. It's time to grow up.

PS: Forget spell check. You need a full-fledged grammar class. You can't write a coherent sentence. I suggest you learn that before you apply for jobs.

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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-15 10:00:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

"God what pussy like you ran cross country? A bitch sport if I ever saw one...."


ok, so you ran track, but cross country, which is much harder, is a bitch sport?

like i said, i ran varsity track, too, as well as soccer, baseball, and hockey. oh and i played basketball one year, too.

AND, i'm much smarter than you with an intelligence quotient around 160. yours appears to be at least 100 points lower. you can't even spell IQ.

AND, i'm a real engineer, not some lackey that plugs in speakers and wraps up cords with a worthless vocational school Associates degree, bitch. and you can talk all the shit you want about going to law school, but you will fail- FACT. learning proper english is going to be the least of your worries at law school. trust me. my friends and family members can tell you that.

*sigh* why do i bother? i know it's fake, but i can't resist. there's no way this is real. no one that is this bad at spelling would ever get into USC. i'm guessing this is the same person that plays the Shlongy character...

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Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-12-15 09:58:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Teachers I give them credit for teaching. But don't bitch about the pay. You knew what you were getting into because you wanted to choose a sub par degree.{teaching is hard but not too hard tog et a degree in} Thats the truth.

You wanted to work with little kids. You wanted to have 3months vacation with pay. So when you can't live in certain areas or else your a idiot and spend over 200,000 in loans getting your masters degree. Don't bitch to me. If your going to be a teacher and you want to make money you need to get a masters and work at a college and write books to get the real money. If you want to watch little suzie shit her pants then you get paid accordingly.

I have no remorse they new what it entitled but they wanted a easy non cut throat life. So don't bitch you get free summers
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Nobody mentioned teachers pay except you. And people who teach don't generally do it for the money. They do it out of some desire to, well you know, teach.

I want to teach high-school music. Teaching is not easy, but it's satisfying.

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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-15 09:58:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

This is not shennanigans...

And spell check couldn't even help this dipshit dumbass.

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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-15 09:55:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by PyroBeast (user info) at 2004-12-15 09:49:14 (#)
Ranking: -2

"Or else omigod a teacher! hope you like 20,000 grand."

Now this pissed me off. A teacher? There is absolutely nothing bad about being a teacher, it's a far more respectable profession than any of those professional players. I don't think much of anyone who looks down on the people who provide education. That's right, you get an education by attending lessons and studying for examinations, not by doing something that has no relevence to the subjects you're learning. You deserve to study any subject if you do well in it, not because you can hit a ball real far.

If your attitude towards teachers reflects your attitude towards education, and then go on to brag about entering Law based on your sporting capability, you certainly don't deserve it.

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Do you just like beat off to me or something fat nerdo?


Man whatever I earned what I got. With blood sweat and tears. Any idiot knows if your going to do business either you play sports to make connections or else you join a frat.

Pre law, you Join a frat or play sports to get into a good law school. It's common knowledge damn. It ain't that hard.

I feel bad for the shumucks who don't do this and get there degrees or don't have them from some shitty community college. You ain't going to get no job or nothing.

Teachers I give them credit for teaching. But don't bitch about the pay. You knew what you were getting into because you wanted to choose a sub par degree.{teaching is hard but not too hard tog et a degree in} Thats the truth.

You wanted to work with little kids. You wanted to have 3months vacation with pay. So when you can't live in certain areas or else your a idiot and spend over 200,000 in loans getting your masters degree. Don't bitch to me. If your going to be a teacher and you want to make money you need to get a masters and work at a college and write books to get the real money. If you want to watch little suzie shit her pants then you get paid accordingly.

I have no remorse they new what it entitled but they wanted a easy non cut throat life. So don't bitch you get free summers.

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Submitted by Renata (user info) at 2004-12-15 09:53:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

"Jocks aren't dumb doosh bags they are the most likeable out going people out there"

It appears that the rest of the post contradicts that statement.

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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-12-15 09:53:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Go make me a turkey pot pie, bitch.

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Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-12-15 09:52:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Right. If you want to sink to the level of shitflinging, I will do it.

And I can do it a lot more eloquently than you can, which is yet another example of how little your degree is worth. If you can get an Associates in blah de blah de blah, I would hazard a guess that anyone can, because you're a fucking retard. You cannot spell, you have no comprehension of sentence structure, your grammar is diabolical. But that's besides the point.

Patronise me for being a girl. You go and put my shelves up and change my oil, you chauvanist arsehole. Can you do either of those things? Because I can, so shut your piehole. My gender has nothing to do with this argument.

When you get your cube in the back office of some big company when you thought you would be some hotshot, I will smile. When you are the only person failing to earn accounts and commission because you can't do your job, I will smile. When you get fired from your job because you are a gibbering incompetant, I will smile.

When you have to pay £20,000 for reconstructive surgery to your face due to playing sports, I will smile. When your pretty wife leaves you for her tennis coach, I will smile. When you are forced to sell your house because your now-ex pretty wife has cleaned you out, I will smile...

And you too will have to join the heap like the rest of us. And what good will your two degrees be to you then, when you know how to use neither? Respect is something you earn. You may have an advantage because of the frat you were in, the college you attended, whatever, but it is easy to lose respect and far harder to regain it.

I have a lot of respect from the people around me. I am good at my job, I work hard and do well. I play music well, and I know what I'm talking about. I know a lot about a lot of things, people ask me for advice often, and more than ALL that, I'm a nice person. I don't treat other people with contempt because they don't belong to the "right" frat, sorority, gym, country club.... whatever.

I'm not just rotting away in a bullshit job. I'm about to pick my life up and shake the box. How much I earn should be of no relevance to you. That's why I've not bothered to tell you what I do for a living. After all, someone has to educate your spoilt little shits, and maybe I don't want to do it for the money. Maybe I actually WANT to teach. How's that for a thought?!

I've played in some of the biggest venues in my country, I've toured the world as a musician. Aren't the people who go and do sound tech. the people who could never play well enough to be musicians?

I won't be stood on a street corner begging because I don't expect the world to hand me a living. I think you might get one hell of a shock when you come out into the real world.

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Submitted by PyroBeast (user info) at 2004-12-15 09:49:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

"Or else omigod a teacher! hope you like 20,000 grand."

Now this pissed me off. A teacher? There is absolutely nothing bad about being a teacher, it's a far more respectable profession than any of those professional players. I don't think much of anyone who looks down on the people who provide education. That's right, you get an education by attending lessons and studying for examinations, not by doing something that has no relevence to the subjects you're learning. You deserve to study any subject if you do well in it, not because you can hit a ball real far.

If your attitude towards teachers reflects your attitude towards education, and then go on to brag about entering Law based on your sporting capability, you certainly don't deserve it.

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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-15 09:45:49 EST (#)
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Man everyone has got this post all wrong. The post was meant to just give you an insight of what jocks go through. ok?

This wasn't supposed to be this way at all.

God you guys talk about your goth upbrining or nerd upbringing. A Jock post's way it was for him and its a god damn flame war? why?

There is such a stigma attached to Jocks sometimes its sicking"

I mean were people too with feelings and alot of us with fucked up lives. Thats all I was trying to say.. No one has it harder or worse than anyone just differnt variations of the same thing.. Pain... hurt.. sorrow..

I'm just saying it's hard to be 10 years old with the weight of the world on your backs.. all I'm trying to convey.

DarkJester I love you man!

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Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-12-15 09:44:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Porno for illiterates.

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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-15 09:41:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-15 09:39:36 (#)
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First Canadians, now the English.

I'm through with this game... Enjoy your temporary infamy. It will be short lived, and you will be forgotten


man I kid.. I kid.. god damn man.. I'm fucking english idiot. My mom was born in london.

Met my dad at university in america. I'm english,swedish on my moms side damn.

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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-15 09:39:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

First Canadians, now the English.

I'm through with this game... Enjoy your temporary infamy. It will be short lived, and you will be forgotten.

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Submitted by toothfish___ (user info) at 2004-12-15 09:38:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Hey Chris,

Thanks for your reply.

I have another question.

How old are you?

I was just wondering since you exhibit classic signs of the mental and social behavioural characteristics of a 6 year old.

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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-15 09:34:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-12-15 09:27:41 (#)
Ranking: -2

Thankyou for giving me something so personal to work with.

My British arse is sat in the office, where I go every day to EARN my money. In a job I deserve because I worked for it, I didn't just rely on handouts from some friend of a friend or a friend. I can go into my job and know that I make a valuable contribution. I can go home at night safe in the knowledge that my coworkers are not bitching about having to carry my lazy backside who only got a job because they could hit a ball with a stick and thought they were better than everyone else because of it.

NEWSFLASH! There is no "I" in "TEAM". YOU do not make the school millions. YOU do not bring respect to the community. You are merely part of an organisation which does. And that organisation existed before you were born, and will continue to do so long after you have been hired, fired, married and divorced.

"we better get a good job."

The world does not owe you a living. You earn a good job based on your ability to do that job, not to kick a ball. How would you feel if one of us "nerdos" made the starting lineup for every game of the season, despite the fact we couldn't kick a ball? That's how we feel when you get a good job based on your ability to knock other people unconscious.

If you'd bothered to read my reviews, http://www.ubersite.com/m/54375#1020476, that one in particular, you'd see that I'm not a sad loser. I've had my fair share of shit in my life, I've played sport at county level, I've played the sax in Wembley Arena amongst other places, I could have finished my degree by now, and be halfway through my teacher training.

You did not work for what you are being given. You worked for the right to play on a sports team.

You can like your teacosies navy. That's fine. I suggest you find some not-so-bright head cheerleader to knit you one. And I assure you that if you got anywhere near my arse you would be wearing your scrotum as earrings. I trust we understand each other.

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go knit me a damn TeaCosie! NOW!


Whatever you say when I get a job because of my being a "Jock" and being in a frat. I will take it and smile because I made the right decsion in life. When I get the promotion because I was in the same frat as the bosses son I will smile and take my pay check.

When I get hired because I played sports for the states college I will smile. Take my job, My hot Wife and my pretty kids, and great friends I made while playing sports and go on a cruise. With my 2 degrees. I will smile. And live a glory filled respected life.

While your english muffin ass is kniting Teacosies, and rotting away in some bullshit desk job. Or else omigod a teacher! hope you like 20,000 grand.

Oh yeah your symphony shit dont mean anything to me. I went to music school with people with more impressive shit like that.

Maybe when you panhandling on a street corny begging for crumbs your violen playing will come in handy..

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Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2004-12-15 09:34:22 EST (#)
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Okay, I got half way through those reviews and got so irritated with this guy that I skipped the rest. That says a lot.

You're seriously bitching because of this jock stuff? Come on man. This proves that people put way too much emphasis on sports... You seem to think you have it so tough; what the hell would make you think that, exactly? If you get everything handed to you because of sports, you don't have it tough. You don't. Bitch and whine all you want; I can see you being one of those guys that asks for an extra 5 million a year and pouts when he doesn't get it. Pull your head out of your ass. So you have to suffer to play...big deal. People suffer for what they love. This doesn't mean that people should be shedding tears for you.

Read your post. Now read the reviews. Do you think people are buying your shit? No and I'll tell you why not. Everyone has problems. Everyone has trouble. There are people on Ubersite that have seen WAY more trouble than you will EVER see in your life. If you want to bitch, fine, go ahead and bitch, but don't expect people to feel sorry for you. Seriously man.

Two final things: an education doesn't make you smart. This post proves that. Secondly, insulting the people who reply to you is obviously not a good way to win people over.

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Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-12-15 09:27:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Thankyou for giving me something so personal to work with.

My British arse is sat in the office, where I go every day to EARN my money. In a job I deserve because I worked for it, I didn't just rely on handouts from some friend of a friend or a friend. I can go into my job and know that I make a valuable contribution. I can go home at night safe in the knowledge that my coworkers are not bitching about having to carry my lazy backside who only got a job because they could hit a ball with a stick and thought they were better than everyone else because of it.

NEWSFLASH! There is no "I" in "TEAM". YOU do not make the school millions. YOU do not bring respect to the community. You are merely part of an organisation which does. And that organisation existed before you were born, and will continue to do so long after you have been hired, fired, married and divorced.

"we better get a good job."

The world does not owe you a living. You earn a good job based on your ability to do that job, not to kick a ball. How would you feel if one of us "nerdos" made the starting lineup for every game of the season, despite the fact we couldn't kick a ball? That's how we feel when you get a good job based on your ability to knock other people unconscious.

If you'd bothered to read my reviews, http://www.ubersite.com/m/54375#1020476, that one in particular, you'd see that I'm not a sad loser. I've had my fair share of shit in my life, I've played sport at county level, I've played the sax in Wembley Arena amongst other places, I could have finished my degree by now, and be halfway through my teacher training.

You did not work for what you are being given. You worked for the right to play on a sports team.

You can like your teacosies navy. That's fine. I suggest you find some not-so-bright head cheerleader to knit you one. And I assure you that if you got anywhere near my arse you would be wearing your scrotum as earrings. I trust we understand each other.

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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-15 09:26:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-15 09:23:26 (#)
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I'm English. We don't have Frat's here.

Your lack of logic begars belief... Fraternaties are full of asshole jocks. Given the option, i'd rather just befriend the sorority sluts and get invited to their sleep overs.


oh really? I heard fagots play rugby no joke.. Always showing there asses and being out naked in the buff showing there bum"


I would like to say to you my english friend " Good day, Govna'?

Now go get me a english muffin" Before I strike you with "me, Cock"

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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-15 09:23:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm English. We don't have Frat's here.

Your lack of logic begars belief... Fraternaties are full of asshole jocks. Given the option, i'd rather just befriend the sorority sluts and get invited to their sleep overs.

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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-12-15 09:22:22 EST (#)
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jocks don't bring money to the school? temple beat syracuse in football this year, preventing syracuse from earning a bid to the fiesta bowl. if cuse had gone to the fiesta bowl, it would have meant 18 million dollars in prize money for the university, plus another 10 if they had won it. that money goes towards building new academic buildings, and other misc college expenses.

qed bitch

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Considering most major public universities operate on budgets of hundreds of millions of dollars a year, it doesn't mean shit. The same goes for your tuiton costs. Its federal research grants, state taxes, and private research grants that fund 90% of those institutions. It does help with exposure, which will bring more potential students which means a higher number of higher rated applicants.

qed bitch

An associates degree means shit, as does any liberal arts degree

Go check the statistics for the graduation rates of college atheletes

Those that do graduate, look at their fields. Always psychology or african american studies or something equally as worthless and easy.

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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-15 09:17:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-15 09:12:13 (#)
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"Just because Nerdo's were too loser to get into frats and to frail to play sports thats not my problem. "

No, we just thought that circle-jerking your frat buddies as an initiation ceremony was far too homoerotic for our liking. Furthermore, i'll re-itterate the point where I said I played Rugby for 6 years. Frail doesn't come into it, i'm afraid.



man you sound jealous or something.. Does someone wish they were in a frat?

you god damn "wanna be Nerdo"

Somebody who wants to be a nerd, histeryical!

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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-15 09:13:47 EST (#)
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To Stin.. heres your reply wrapped for christmas..

Shouldn't your british ass be knitting a tea cozy?



Yeah us Jocks get the hook up when it comes to jobs. Hell yeah we do. After the millions we make the schools. The respect we bring to the community hell yes! we better get a good job.

It's earned. I'm sorry your jealous it hurts. We went through alot for it. Just because Nerdo's were too loser to get into frats and to frail to play sports thats not my problem.

You play with the hand your dealt. Don't hate us because we worked our asses off for what we have.

mmm kay?

Plus I like my tea cozy's navy.. do a good job and I'll give you 1 pound.. in the ass..

I'm hilarous!

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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-15 09:13:45 EST (#)
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This has to get to at least the Top 3 now... We've worked too hard for it not to.

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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-15 09:12:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

"Just because Nerdo's were too loser to get into frats and to frail to play sports thats not my problem. "

No, we just thought that circle-jerking your frat buddies as an initiation ceremony was far too homoerotic for our liking. Furthermore, i'll re-itterate the point where I said I played Rugby for 6 years. Frail doesn't come into it, i'm afraid.

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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-15 09:09:40 EST (#)
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Stin

I just wrote you a reply.. god damn.. Brits

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Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-12-15 09:07:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Good to know I'm not JUST doing this for my own entertainment DJ, although that has something to do with it!

I just don't get why Mr. High & Mighty Jock is ignoring me - perhaps he doesn't understand the long words?

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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-15 09:06:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-12-15 08:59:43 (#)
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"show your true Jock ways and defend what you went through. They all think were silver spoon fed pricks. I was just trying to tell them with that comes alot of shit we have to put up with thats all."

But didn't you also say:

"For all you assholes who say were dumb I laugh at you. We have a first class at life. We get into colleges for the ones that go. and get a 4 year degree paid for. Then its off to some cushy job some alumni made for us. Were setup from highschool to succeed and to be in circles where we get handed easier and higher paying jobs than the average schmuck."

You have just done a complete 180. Make your mind up.

And that's why people resent jocks. Because the rest of us actually do something with our lives and then some dumb fuck who got pushed around a football field gets a job through cronyism. And then has the audacity to complain that we "don't understand how difficult it is" to be a jock.

Get a fucking clue, arsewipe.

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Shouldn't your british ass be knitting a tea cozy?



Yeah us Jocks get the hook up when it comes to jobs. Hell yeah we do. After the millions we make the schools. The respect we bring to the community hell yes! we better get a good job.

It's earned. I'm sorry your jealous it hurts. We went through alot for it. Just because Nerdo's were too loser to get into frats and to frail to play sports thats not my problem.

You play with the hand your dealt. Don't hate us because we worked our asses off for what we have.

mmm kay?

Plus I like my tea cozy's navy.. do a good job and I'll give you 1 pound.. in the ass..

I'm hilarous!

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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-15 09:04:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm reading your replies stin... I pretty much agree with all the points made, so there's no need for me to go over them.

Good job!

It's good to have shitty office jobs...

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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-15 09:02:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No, no... I was the one who played Rugby, Badminton, and ran the sprints. HIDDEN was the cross country runner.

As for childish, who played the prank of mis-spelling a word on purpose?

Hoist by your own petard.

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Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2004-12-15 09:02:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Is this a high school complaint forum? I didn't realize.

As both a jock and a nerd, I think you should move onto different topics.

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Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-12-15 09:02:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Yes, I will keep arguing even though you're blatantly ignoring me.

Just because I'm bored in the office, and I can.

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Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-12-15 08:59:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

"show your true Jock ways and defend what you went through. They all think were silver spoon fed pricks. I was just trying to tell them with that comes alot of shit we have to put up with thats all."

But didn't you also say:

"For all you assholes who say were dumb I laugh at you. We have a first class at life. We get into colleges for the ones that go. and get a 4 year degree paid for. Then its off to some cushy job some alumni made for us. Were setup from highschool to succeed and to be in circles where we get handed easier and higher paying jobs than the average schmuck."

You have just done a complete 180. Make your mind up.

And that's why people resent jocks. Because the rest of us actually do something with our lives and then some dumb fuck who got pushed around a football field gets a job through cronyism. And then has the audacity to complain that we "don't understand how difficult it is" to be a jock.

Get a fucking clue, arsewipe.

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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-15 08:59:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-15 08:57:58 (#)
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WTF LOL LIEK OMG I SO GOT U NERDY HAR HAR HAR I SPELED THAT RONG ON PURPUS COZ I NEW UD SEE IT ROFLCOPTER!!!!1121!

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Prove my point again. Your a Nerdo and your childish.. lol


God what pussy like you ran cross country? A bitch sport if I ever saw one....


it's true... it's true....

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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-15 08:57:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

WTF LOL LIEK OMG I SO GOT U NERDY HAR HAR HAR I SPELED THAT RONG ON PURPUS COZ I NEW UD SEE IT ROFLCOPTER!!!!1121!

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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-15 08:56:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2004-12-15 08:26:34 (#)
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I can respect your opinion, but I don't think a website full of self-obsessed geeks is the best place to express it. Or maybe it IS the best place to express it, come to think of it.

Oh, and I went to law school, so let me warn you: IT SUCKS ASS AND YOU WILL HATE IT


Yeah your right babe. All nerdo's do is have this self pity loser complex. But as soon as a "Jock" expresses the same thing it's like No, No they will be us a pity too. Thats our market.


God nerdo's are so fucking lame.

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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-15 08:52:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-15 08:49:37 (#)
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JAVELIN!

JAY AY VEE EE ELL EYE ENN!


lol I spelled it that way because I new your ass would get it. LOL god your such a fuckin' Nerdo!

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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-15 08:49:37 EST (#)
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JAVELIN!

JAY AY VEE EE ELL EYE ENN!

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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-15 08:49:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by Huber_the_Nose (user info) at 2004-12-15 08:42:45 (#)
Ranking: -2

*bangs head on desk*

As a fellow jock......please shut the fuck up. You really aren't helping the stereotype, champion. OK, so you didnt spell check. I noticed you also didnt check any grammar.....or to see if your post was even coherent.

"because he made his dad look bad. His dad was a nice guy though a big burly funny fat guy. That loved and andy and would just grab andy whenever he would cry and wipe his tears off and give him a hug. Thats how much pressure was on us as kids we had to be number 1"

I think I get what your saying here.....though Im not sure. Your friends dad would give him a hug and wipe off his tears, and you consider it pressure....i see.

"For all you assholes who say were dumb I laugh at you. We have a first class at life. We get into colleges for the ones that go. and get a 4 year degree paid for. Then its off to some cushy job some alumni made for us. Were setup from highschool to succeed and to be in circles where we get handed easier and higher paying jobs than the average schmuck."

Riiiight......so you get life handed to you on a silver platter.....how does that not make you dumb again?

In conclusion, please sit down and try not to hurt yourself thinking....nerds/dorks don't appreciate the things athletes have to go through to get where they are. Thats just how it is. Just like we dont appreciate how hard someone who actually studied in school had to work.

Also....guess what man....you dont even NEED to spell check. If you look at the screen while you're typing you can catch 95% of all mistakes. AND you might even notice if you typed something that doesnt make sense


I type with my eyes closed.. I really do..

Man if your a fellow Jock "Man up" and don't bow down to this nerdo shit.

show your true Jock ways and defend what you went through. They all think were silver spoon fed pricks. I was just trying to tell them with that comes alot of shit we have to put up with thats all.

they refuse to belive that or something like it hurts them to know what we aren't unfeeling monsters that kicked there asses all day..

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Submitted by toothfish___ (user info) at 2004-12-15 08:46:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

"Lastly, "Whatever" is not a comeback, the proper form is "Like, whatEVA!" "

hahaha hahaha hahaha hahahahah hahahaahahahahha

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Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2004-12-15 08:45:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2004-12-15 08:28:31 (#)
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Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2004-12-15 08:18:49 (#)
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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-15 08:14:45 (#)
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" All I want is to be loved"

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Thats exactly what I said!
_________

Yeah, but you were naked, lying in bed with a 10-year-old boy at the time.

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No! You're being ignorant, that's what the FBI want you to believe!
___________

No! I'm talking from personal experience. Obviously I now have a new identity along with a makeshift giney. You scarred me for life... in so many ways.

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DAVEY! DAVEY! Is that you! Oh Davey, Bubble and I have missed you so much!

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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-15 08:45:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by toothfish___ (user info) at 2004-12-15 08:26:09 (#)
Ranking: -2

Hey Chris,

I have a question.

What have you done since "Pee Wee football" and "our little league games"?

Oh wait, let me guess, bagging groceries?



Well loser, Since pee wee football. I lettered in Varsity track all 3 years. During this time I ran the 200m, High Jump, and Javolen.

Started Varsity football 3 years. Went to Art Institute of Seatte earned a AAA degree in sound Enginnering.

About to attend USC in 6 months and get a Pre law degree.

Oh yeah I also boned your mom bitch! Someone got owned.

Oh yeah what have you done toothfish besides beat off to star trek and wish you were a comic book charecter for the last 8 years? mmm kay?

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Submitted by Huber_the_Nose (user info) at 2004-12-15 08:42:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

*bangs head on desk*

As a fellow jock......please shut the fuck up. You really aren't helping the stereotype, champion. OK, so you didnt spell check. I noticed you also didnt check any grammar.....or to see if your post was even coherent.

"because he made his dad look bad. His dad was a nice guy though a big burly funny fat guy. That loved and andy and would just grab andy whenever he would cry and wipe his tears off and give him a hug. Thats how much pressure was on us as kids we had to be number 1"

I think I get what your saying here.....though Im not sure. Your friends dad would give him a hug and wipe off his tears, and you consider it pressure....i see.

"For all you assholes who say were dumb I laugh at you. We have a first class at life. We get into colleges for the ones that go. and get a 4 year degree paid for. Then its off to some cushy job some alumni made for us. Were setup from highschool to succeed and to be in circles where we get handed easier and higher paying jobs than the average schmuck."

Riiiight......so you get life handed to you on a silver platter.....how does that not make you dumb again?

In conclusion, please sit down and try not to hurt yourself thinking....nerds/dorks don't appreciate the things athletes have to go through to get where they are. Thats just how it is. Just like we dont appreciate how hard someone who actually studied in school had to work.

Also....guess what man....you dont even NEED to spell check. If you look at the screen while you're typing you can catch 95% of all mistakes. AND you might even notice if you typed something that doesnt make sense.

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Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2004-12-15 08:41:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2004-12-15 08:28:31 (#)
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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-15 08:14:45 (#)
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" All I want is to be loved"

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Thats exactly what I said!
_________

Yeah, but you were naked, lying in bed with a 10-year-old boy at the time.

==================================

No! You're being ignorant, that's what the FBI want you to believe!
___________

No! I'm talking from personal experience. Obviously I now have a new identity along with a makeshift giney. You scarred me for life... in so many ways.

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Submitted by PyroBeast (user info) at 2004-12-15 08:34:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-15 08:21:33 (#)
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Whatever.


PyroFatass

I'm going to be starting law at USC in 6 months. Man honestly I just type and post I don't go and use spell check and all that when I type replys I just type and go..


So what sue me...

I have a AAA degree in audio and soon a Pre Law degree from USC. Plus hey I'm a Jock

looks I won't be bagging your grocery's bitchs I will be boneing your wife and sueing you during you and your wifes divorce. Oh yeah I'm a viper in the courtroom won't leave you with such a thing as even 1 pair of fruit of the looms. I will rob you blind.
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Let me get this right... you bitch about people stereotyping jocks, then go on to throw around your stereotype of nerds?

By the way, since when did I say that you'll be bagging my "grocery's(sic)". You got me confused with Maddox. If the standard of your spoken English is as great as that of your written English, you can jolly well go be a "viper in the courtroom", I assume you're talking about a courtroom in Mexico. Don't go on about not using spellcheck, I don't use spellcheck for my comments and they come out fine. If you know your English blows, then you deserve to have shit flung at you for not taking the effort to use spellcheck, stop wearing that as a medal. Bad English is not a crime, not bothering to improve is.

"OMG I DUN USE SPELLCHECKZ COS I AM L337!" makes you look like a tard.

Lastly, "Whatever" is not a comeback, the proper form is "Like, whatEVA!"

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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-12-15 08:32:36 EST (#)
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heheheheh michael jackson is well squattail.

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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-15 08:32:28 EST (#)
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We all read it, and we'll all offer constructive criticism once he stops going "OMG I HAD TI SO HERAD WHEN MY DAADDY BEAT ME FOR NOT RUNNING FAST ENOPUGH WTFLLOL!>!!>!!?" and "I've got a AAA degree from Seattle Institute of Arts and i'm going to USC to do Pre law so i'm far smarter than you!". It's a vicious circle.

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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-15 08:28:45 EST (#)
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god, MichaelJackson is killing me. hahahahaha. it's got to be squattail.

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Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2004-12-15 08:28:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-15 08:14:45 (#)
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" All I want is to be loved"

==================================

Thats exactly what I said!
_________

Yeah, but you were naked, lying in bed with a 10-year-old boy at the time.

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No! You're being ignorant, that's what the FBI want you to believe!

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Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-12-15 08:27:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Poloboi, I don't know whether it's because you think I'm beneath your contempt or whether it's because I'm female, but you don't seem as willing to fight with me as you do DJ and Hidden. Maybe it's because I'm giving you rhyme and reason, not slinging shit at you and you don't know how to respond.

And I've actually gone to the effort of trying to refute some of your points and everything.

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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-15 08:27:07 EST (#)
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If you're heading up to Download next year I may well see you there, depending who's playing.

If you're a Brit, that is... I can never remember.

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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2004-12-15 08:26:34 EST (#)
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I can respect your opinion, but I don't think a website full of self-obsessed geeks is the best place to express it. Or maybe it IS the best place to express it, come to think of it.

Oh, and I went to law school, so let me warn you: IT SUCKS ASS AND YOU WILL HATE IT.

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Submitted by toothfish___ (user info) at 2004-12-15 08:26:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Hey Chris,

I have a question.

What have you done since "Pee Wee football" and "our little league games"?

Oh wait, let me guess, bagging groceries?

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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-15 08:23:57 EST (#)
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Dude, you've made #5 on Most Heated in just over 2 hours. You should be thankful! That's some achievement...

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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-15 08:23:33 EST (#)
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i also saw them with Ill Nino. i agree. both completely awesome.

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Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2004-12-15 08:22:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-15 08:14:45 (#)
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" All I want is to be loved"

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Thats exactly what I said!
_________

Yeah, but you were naked, lying in bed with a 10-year-old boy at the time.

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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-15 08:22:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-15 08:11:46 (#)
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DeathJester- Spineshank has been a favorite of mine for a while. they kicked a lot of ass live. i was right up front and it was great.

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Haha excellent! I saw them on the RoadRage tour through the UK with Ill Nino... Both of them FUCKING AWESOME.

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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-15 08:21:33 EST (#)
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Whatever.


PyroFatass

I'm going to be starting law at USC in 6 months. Man honestly I just type and post I don't go and use spell check and all that when I type replys I just type and go..


So what sue me...

I have a AAA degree in audio and soon a Pre Law degree from USC. Plus hey I'm a Jock

looks I won't be bagging your grocery's bitchs I will be boneing your wife and sueing you during you and your wifes divorce. Oh yeah I'm a viper in the courtroom won't leave you with such a thing as even 1 pair of fruit of the looms. I will rob you blind.

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Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2004-12-15 08:18:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-15 08:14:45 (#)
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" All I want is to be loved"

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Thats exactly what I said!

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Submitted by PyroBeast (user info) at 2004-12-15 08:18:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I noticed that you were talking about entering Law in your previous post.

Here are three words of advice you'll be thanking me for: Improve your English.

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Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-12-15 08:17:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You know it's average rating that counts, don't you? So one -2 is worth the same as on hundred from DJ, or Hidden, or myself?

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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-15 08:14:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

quit reranking my post shit brick.


hidden, DeathJester you had your fun quit giving it negative 2 you assholes.


" All I want is to be loved"

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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-15 08:11:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

DeathJester- Spineshank has been a favorite of mine for a while. they kicked a lot of ass live. i was right up front and it was great.

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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-15 08:11:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

107 reviews, 372 hits... That's the best hit:review ratio i've seen in a LONG time on here...

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Submitted by moneyshot (user info) at 2004-12-15 08:09:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Without being too controversial... This post had some good moments but mostly it was rambling. Try to organize your thoughts better.

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Submitted by PyroBeast (user info) at 2004-12-15 08:08:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Then again, if your goal was to send this all the way to Most Heated, then you've succeeded really well. Indirectly proving your point that jocks aren't dumb.

This warrants a +2!






























































Oh wait, it doesn't.

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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-15 08:04:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-12-15 08:02:14 (#)
Ranking: -1

wow..this post sucked! but you made some points that i c\an relate to. if you don't mind, i'm going to take the topic and write a cohert post about it, and try to sway some opinions.




do what you gotta do man to make them see the light...

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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-15 08:02:56 EST (#)
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==
Micheal Jackson
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I had 5 platinum albums by the time I was your age. Go fuck a woman



Fucking " Hilarous"


funny, man funny

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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-15 08:02:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

http://filebox.vt.edu/users/jestelle/music/christina.jpg

This is "Ugly goth rock chick" Christina Scabbia.


You do follow a Self Destructive Pattern*, don't you?




* Reference to SpineShank... In my opinion, a great band.

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Submitted by PyroBeast (user info) at 2004-12-15 08:02:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2004-12-15 07:58:51 (#)
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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-15 07:56:16 (#)
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Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2004-12-15 07:48:40 (#)
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You're so ignorant


How am I ignorant? are you fucking kidding me? did the Jocks at your guys schools beat you up so much you hate anything that has to do with sport? god damn.


All I said is Jocks don't have it as easy as everyone else thinks they do. Thats it god damn.

I never said Jocks had it harder than anyone or anything. I just wanted you guys to see things from the Jock perspective that's it.

God you guy's or so anti anything 'Jock" the name it self makes you talk shit just like everyone bagging on cheerleaders all the time. Because the ugly punk rock, goth loser chicks know they can never be one. I call it "The Outsiders Syndrome"

The Greasers were against everything Socia because they wished they could be a socia's but there econmic and physical background they couldn't be. The older brother could but he had to give it up to take care of the younger greasters. It's clear as day.

Alot of you guys hate jocks because you wished you could be Jocks nuff said" ain't nothing wrong with that.

I'm jealous of Bill gates.

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I had 5 platinum albums by the time I was your age. Go fuck a woman

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I didn't buy your albums, donated the cash to UNICEF to earn some good karma for you.

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Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-12-15 08:02:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

wow..this post sucked! but you made some points that i c\an relate to. if you don't mind, i'm going to take the topic and write a cohert post about it, and try to sway some opinions.



Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2004-12-15 07:06:02 (#)
Ranking: -2

I have skied competitively since I was 8 years old, and played soccer competitively for even longer. I still managed to get accepted to the best univeristy in Canada without mentioning my sports record whatsoever. I got into university because I was intelligent, not because I played sports.

Jocks don't do anything. How do they bring money to the school? The only fundraising they do is to get new jerseys or other such useless equipment for their failing team.

Shut your mouth and finish making my capuccino, you cunt. And don't forget the cinnamon.
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jocks don't bring money to the school? temple beat syracuse in football this year, preventing syracuse from earning a bid to the fiesta bowl. if cuse had gone to the fiesta bowl, it would have meant 18 million dollars in prize money for the university, plus another 10 if they had won it. that money goes towards building new academic buildings, and other misc college expenses.

qed bitch

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Submitted by LexLutherin (user info) at 2004-12-15 07:59:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Wait 10 years.

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Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2004-12-15 07:58:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-15 07:56:16 (#)
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Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2004-12-15 07:48:40 (#)
Ranking: -2

You're so ignorant


How am I ignorant? are you fucking kidding me? did the Jocks at your guys schools beat you up so much you hate anything that has to do with sport? god damn.


All I said is Jocks don't have it as easy as everyone else thinks they do. Thats it god damn.

I never said Jocks had it harder than anyone or anything. I just wanted you guys to see things from the Jock perspective that's it.

God you guy's or so anti anything 'Jock" the name it self makes you talk shit just like everyone bagging on cheerleaders all the time. Because the ugly punk rock, goth loser chicks know they can never be one. I call it "The Outsiders Syndrome"

The Greasers were against everything Socia because they wished they could be a socia's but there econmic and physical background they couldn't be. The older brother could but he had to give it up to take care of the younger greasters. It's clear as day.

Alot of you guys hate jocks because you wished you could be Jocks nuff said" ain't nothing wrong with that.

I'm jealous of Bill gates.

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I had 5 platinum albums by the time I was your age. Go fuck a woman

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Submitted by ColonelAngus (user info) at 2004-12-15 07:58:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Listen Queer, I gurantee that for 6 years i di a helluva lot more training in the mud and rain than you did. Lets not forget I was deployed twice, shot at, wathed friends die while you were doing faggot squat thrusts in the astroturf. You need to show some respect.
And just as a reminder, you're a pussy! stop your bitching, grow a swet of balls , pick up a rifle and spend a couple years dealing with real pain and loss. When you hacve t pick up your soldier's body parts off the side of the MSR Tampa in Baghdad, then I'll let you do your little bitch session.
FAG!

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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-15 07:56:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2004-12-15 07:48:40 (#)
Ranking: -2

You're so ignorant


How am I ignorant? are you fucking kidding me? did the Jocks at your guys schools beat you up so much you hate anything that has to do with sport? god damn.


All I said is Jocks don't have it as easy as everyone else thinks they do. Thats it god damn.

I never said Jocks had it harder than anyone or anything. I just wanted you guys to see things from the Jock perspective that's it.

God you guy's or so anti anything 'Jock" the name it self makes you talk shit just like everyone bagging on cheerleaders all the time. Because the ugly punk rock, goth loser chicks know they can never be one. I call it "The Outsiders Syndrome"

The Greasers were against everything Socia because they wished they could be a socia's but there econmic and physical background they couldn't be. The older brother could but he had to give it up to take care of the younger greasters. It's clear as day.

Alot of you guys hate jocks because you wished you could be Jocks nuff said" ain't nothing wrong with that.

I'm jealous of Bill gates.

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Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-12-15 07:53:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Let me tell you a little story. Are you sitting comfortably?

No?

Tough. I'm going to begin anyway.

Once upon a time there was a little girl. She liked some sports, but she was also very bright and a good musician. That little girl grew up running middle-distance, playing hockey and doing highjump for first her school team and then for her country. She canoed, abseiled, hiked, rode horses and was generally out in the cold and wet for many hours a week. She didn't want to let her team mates or coaches down.

She also liked to make things work, so she learnt how to write programs on the computer and expanded her knowledge of maths and science. She wanted to be a psychiatrist, so she worked really hard and got great exams results at 16. She didn't want to let her prestigious school down.

Her daddy played the piano, so she learnt to play the recorder, which then became the clarinet and later the sax, flute, oboe and bassoon too. She practiced until her fingers bled sometimes, because she wanted to be the best and she didn't want to let her parents down after they'd spent all that money on lessons.

The girl went through school not liked, but respected. She was the captain of the competition debating team, the Principal Musician, the Deputy Head Girl, and organised a team of 40 prefects. She was deemed successful by everyone, and there was nobody who didn't know who she was. Yes, there was malicious gossip, but she couldn't bitch about it. She couldn't let down the people who had put their faith in her to do her jobs.

She worked in a computer store, where she headed up the weekend credit control team. The boss often expected her to man the switchboard and organise the cashiers too, but she couldn't say no because she couldn't let her manager down.

She went to a good red-brick university. That same little girl had a nervous breakdown because she didn't want to let anyone down, because of the pressure that had been piled upon her to be good at everything, to be the brightest, to be the best musician, to qualify for this, and that, and the other.

The moral of this story, don't think that people who don't play sports don't understand what it's like to have expectations on them.

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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-15 07:52:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2004-12-15 07:48:40 (#)
Ranking: -2

You're so ignorant

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BWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Submitted by PyroBeast (user info) at 2004-12-15 07:52:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-15 07:35:06 (#)
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God you idiots compeletely missed the point of my post I was trying to let you guys see how it is for jocks. It ain't all titties and trophies people.. thats what I was trying to say


nuff' said.
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No one ever said it was all "titties and trophies", dipshit. You're the one who placed yourself into this stereotype. Anyone who can't imagine the amount of hard work ANY sportsman (Yes, all sports are equal, cross country etc.) has to go through is a douchebag. All I'm saying is, no one has it easy. Just don't go on about how your sweat and blood allows you to deserve the fruits of your labour anymore than the hard work "nerds" go through. I've never said anything about studying Law on this site before (and I don't intend to ever again), until you started on about how hard it is for you and how easy the "nerdo's" have it.

As for me being a "unatheltic loser fat kid" who "will never see a pussy until I pay for it at age 35", carry on with the stereotypes, it really helps your cause.

Equality and non-stereotyping works both ways, asshole. Don't call a black guy a nigger if you don't want him to call you a kracka.

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Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2004-12-15 07:48:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You're so ignorant

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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-15 07:48:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2004-12-15 07:44:23 (#)
Ranking: -2

FUCK BOTTLE

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hahahahahahahahaha


these replies are gold.

i noticed you didn't have anything to say back to me, loser. i guess i win. I HAVE THE BIGGEST E-PENIS IN THE WORLD.

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Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-12-15 07:47:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-15 07:47:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Truth is, no one has it easy. Studying can be as hard as brick laying or anything else. It's only that most nerds don't go "I'm the king of the world!" when they do well in examinations, unlike jocks who get all excited about the "sweat and blood" they spilled and start talking shit, they think they're conquerors at the gate of Vienna or something.



Your right we are conquers.. We were. We brought respect and glory to loser kids like you its true.

I was just saying that Jocks are smart and alot do go on to college to get degrees. Man look at all the players in college. They get a good degree and a good job.

You all make it seem like they just play football in highschool thats it and there done and dumb. To that I say fuck you..

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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-15 07:45:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm all partied out now... I don't think we can actually slate this stuff anymore. It's all been said!

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Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2004-12-15 07:44:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

FUCK BOTTLE

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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-15 07:41:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

"You nerdo's".

It's bullshit comments like that which keep us slating you for your apparent ignorance. Everyone has it hard, it's life. Deal with it.

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Submitted by PyroBeast (user info) at 2004-12-15 07:40:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-15 07:28:32 (#)
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Submitted by PyroBeast (user info) at 2004-12-15 07:24:25 (#)
Ranking: -2

Listen up, bitch.

I was (and still am) the "nerd" in school, always left out during football and other associated games, couldn't kick a soccer ball to save my life. Do I care that I can't play sports for nuts? No, I recognised from young that sports have zero economic value and those who do earn a lot are rare and far between.

Read: Sports do not matter in the real world. At all.

I'm going to take a Law degree soon. While my soccer-kicking jock buddies are in technical insitutes, learning how to fix cars.

I do not regret at all that I sucked at sports, because I'm going to be successful.

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Hey, there's nothing wrong with technical courses. My brother's a Brick-Layer's apprentice, and the guy who fixes your Lexus when it breaks down will be similar. Everyone has their place, all of those places are as important as the others.

Without the engineer's to design the wings, engines, materials, we do not have planes.
Without the labourers to manufacture these parts, and their raw components, we do not have planes.

It's this guy's "I had it so hard, so so hard, and you all had it easy" attitude that we're shitting on.
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I get what you mean dude. Yeah, every job contributes to society in some way. Think I might have came off pretty snobbish. I suck. What I meant was, some jocks think that winning championships and all that makes them better than everyone else. They, and the education system in general, place too much importance on sports, where people are encouraged to go all the way to score goals, and are elevated to such a high status in school. What some jocks don't realise is, kicking a ball around doesn't exactly contribute to the economy as much as other stuff does. They think "Hey I bring glory to the school, unlike those people with their noses in their books."

Truth is, no one has it easy. Studying can be as hard as brick laying or anything else. It's only that most nerds don't go "I'm the king of the world!" when they do well in examinations, unlike jocks who get all excited about the "sweat and blood" they spilled and start talking shit, they think they're conquerors at the gate of Vienna or something.

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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-15 07:38:48 EST (#)
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Now does anyone want to comment on the post? or what?

And did you see other jocks as kids get treated like this or go through this?

and how was it for you nerdo's?

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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-15 07:35:06 EST (#)
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God you idiots compeletely missed the point of my post I was trying to let you guys see how it is for jocks. It ain't all titties and trophies people.. thats what I was trying to say


nuff' said.

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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-12-15 07:34:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Football (soccer) has the worst injuries per head because it is all leg contact and tripping etc.

In American Thugball and Rugby the hits are all upper body, it is illegal to trip someone etc.

David Buust leaps to mind.

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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-15 07:32:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

My reply to PyroBeast was better.

I was even DEFENDING you, and I did a better job than you did.

I can say that with no ego at all.

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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-12-15 07:32:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-15 07:28:32 (#)
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Submitted by PyroBeast (user info) at 2004-12-15 07:24:25 (#)
Ranking: -2

Listen up, bitch.

I was (and still am) the "nerd" in school, always left out during football and other associated games, couldn't kick a soccer ball to save my life. Do I care that I can't play sports for nuts? No, I recognised from young that sports have zero economic value and those who do earn a lot are rare and far between.

Read: Sports do not matter in the real world. At all.

I'm going to take a Law degree soon. While my soccer-kicking jock buddies are in technical insitutes, learning how to fix cars.

I do not regret at all that I sucked at sports, because I'm going to be successful.

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Hey, there's nothing wrong with technical courses. My brother's a Brick-Layer's apprentice, and the guy who fixes your Lexus when it breaks down will be similar. Everyone has their place, all of those places are as important as the others.

Without the engineer's to design the wings, engines, materials, we do not have planes.
Without the labourers to manufacture these parts, and their raw components, we do not have planes.

It's this guy's "I had it so hard, so so hard, and you all had it easy" attitude that we're shitting on. """""""


What Jester said.

I wish I was good with my hands, I would like nothing else than to work for myself as a skilled tradesman, decent pay, hours and conditions etc.

Time to write, meet a lot of interesting people. Got to be better than cube-life.

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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-15 07:32:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

"Cross country is not a sport. The most unatheltic do that shit."

oh really? let's see you run ten miles in under and hour, toughguy. you'd be crying by the second mile.

ps- i also ran varsity track, played on the best soccer team in the area (lost one game in two seasons), and played baseball.

another interesting sidenote- call me a pussy, but i've broken more people's bones in soccer and cross country than anyone i know that played football in high school. and yes, it's possibly to break people's bones in cross country if you're dirty like me.

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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-15 07:30:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by PyroBeast (user info) at 2004-12-15 07:24:25 (#)
Ranking: -2

Listen up, bitch.

I was (and still am) the "nerd" in school, always left out during football and other associated games, couldn't kick a soccer ball to save my life. Do I care that I can't play sports for nuts? No, I recognised from young that sports have zero economic value and those who do earn a lot are rare and far between.

Read: Sports do not matter in the real world. At all.

I'm going to take a Law degree soon. While my soccer-kicking jock buddies are in technical insitutes, learning how to fix cars.

I do not regret at all that I sucked at sports, because I'm going to be successful.



Boo hoo, I'm a unatheltic loser fat kid. Who will never see a pussy until I pay for it at age 35. Just because your a loser don't bag on us. I know you wish you were us but I'm sorry you suck. My sports helped me get into USC. USC shit brick. And I am a jock.

shit I guess I got my cake and get to eat it too huh?

God you idiots compeletely missed the point of my post I was trying to let you guys see how it is for jocks. It ain't all titties and trophies people.. thats what I was trying to say

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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-12-15 07:29:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

If you tried to earn my respect I say " Good day". No "I said good day" {turns head in oppsite direction} """



aaaaaaaaaahhahahahaah!!!


No you say 'good day'!

AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

(turns head in oppsite direction )


aaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-15 07:28:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by PyroBeast (user info) at 2004-12-15 07:24:25 (#)
Ranking: -2

Listen up, bitch.

I was (and still am) the "nerd" in school, always left out during football and other associated games, couldn't kick a soccer ball to save my life. Do I care that I can't play sports for nuts? No, I recognised from young that sports have zero economic value and those who do earn a lot are rare and far between.

Read: Sports do not matter in the real world. At all.

I'm going to take a Law degree soon. While my soccer-kicking jock buddies are in technical insitutes, learning how to fix cars.

I do not regret at all that I sucked at sports, because I'm going to be successful.

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Hey, there's nothing wrong with technical courses. My brother's a Brick-Layer's apprentice, and the guy who fixes your Lexus when it breaks down will be similar. Everyone has their place, all of those places are as important as the others.

Without the engineer's to design the wings, engines, materials, we do not have planes.
Without the labourers to manufacture these parts, and their raw components, we do not have planes.

It's this guy's "I had it so hard, so so hard, and you all had it easy" attitude that we're shitting on.

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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-12-15 07:28:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I like this game.

Even though it is pushing my blatant hitwhore post off the most heated list.

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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-15 07:26:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-15 07:22:56 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by ColonelAngus (user info) at 2004-12-15 07:17:31 (#)
Ranking: -2

Ohhh someone had to do training in the mud and rain for 3 hours. Try the Army fuckhead! You're a pussy! And your friend Tyler and fat Andy and all them other fucks are pussys too. Stop crying and be a man, fag!

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

the replies just keep getting better and better.


oh, and the man is right. high school sports are nothing. join the military, dickhead. i just got out of the military. and in case you were wondering, i was #1 varsity for cross country in high school. try running 3.1 miles in under 16 minutes. guess what else? my dad was my coach. so yes, i know a little bit about pressure. i just wasn't a blubbering vagina about it.

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HAHAHAHHAAAHA YOU PUSSY BITCH! Cross country is for skinny ass pussy bitchs with no hand eye cordnation who can't play a sport.

The were too pussy for football, Too shitty for Soccer, too Slow for track, Too uncordnated for baseball. I don't respect cross country pussy's shit third world countrys rock you bitchs.
Cross country is not a sport. The most unatheltic do that shit.

If you tried to earn my respect I say " Good day". No "I said good day" {turns head in oppsite direction}

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Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2004-12-15 07:25:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Chris, this fat Andy friend of yours doesn't have a fat kid brother does he?

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Submitted by PyroBeast (user info) at 2004-12-15 07:24:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Listen up, bitch.

I was (and still am) the "nerd" in school, always left out during football and other associated games, couldn't kick a soccer ball to save my life. Do I care that I can't play sports for nuts? No, I recognised from young that sports have zero economic value and those who do earn a lot are rare and far between.

Read: Sports do not matter in the real world. At all.

I'm going to take a Law degree soon. While my soccer-kicking jock buddies are in technical insitutes, learning how to fix cars.

I do not regret at all that I sucked at sports, because I'm going to be successful.

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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-15 07:23:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2004-12-15 07:06:02 (#)
Ranking: -2

I have skied competitively since I was 8 years old, and played soccer competitively for even longer. I still managed to get accepted to the best univeristy in Canada without mentioning my sports record whatsoever. I got into university because I was intelligent, not because I played sports.

Jocks don't do anything. How do they bring money to the school? The only fundraising they do is to get new jerseys or other such useless equipment for their failing team.

Shut your mouth and finish making my capuccino, you cunt. And don't forget the cinnamon.

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Do you see any insults against Americans in there?
Any reference to Americans in particular?
Reference to America?
Reference to anything apart from your achievments compared to his?

No, that racial slur was your own doing. There's no "Holier than thou" attitude in that reply any more than their is in anyone elses. You just got desperate for a come-back, and went for the metaphorical jugular.

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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-15 07:22:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by ColonelAngus (user info) at 2004-12-15 07:17:31 (#)
Ranking: -2

Ohhh someone had to do training in the mud and rain for 3 hours. Try the Army fuckhead! You're a pussy! And your friend Tyler and fat Andy and all them other fucks are pussys too. Stop crying and be a man, fag!

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

the replies just keep getting better and better.


oh, and the man is right. high school sports are nothing. join the military, dickhead. i just got out of the military. and in case you were wondering, i was #1 varsity for cross country in high school. try running 3.1 miles in under 16 minutes. guess what else? my dad was my coach. so yes, i know a little bit about pressure. i just wasn't a blubbering vagina about it.

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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-15 07:22:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by ColonelAngus (user info) at 2004-12-15 07:17:31 (#)
Ranking: -2

Ohhh someone had to do training in the mud and rain for 3 hours. Try the Army fuckhead! You're a pussy! And your friend Tyler and fat Andy and all them other fucks are pussys too. Stop crying and be a man, fag!


Man fuck you! I'm tired of this bullshit. When ever Jocks do anything theirs a stigma attached to us or something. So people want to see us fail because they think we got handed everything on a silver platter. We'll fuck that.

I call "Bullshit" We had to deal with the same shit everyone else deals with plus the added pressure.

I was just trying to show you guys what it is like for most jocks. How we grew up. It's hard when your 11-12 with man expectations hurled at you is all I'm saying. Hard for any kid. Espically hard on Jocks thats it.

Colonelangus with a gayass name like that you must be fat and suck cock for aliving. I never said shit about the army. and your nerdass wouldnt be caught in the rain for hrs doing the shit we did. Do you wanna know how i know? because you didn't shit brick you didnt do shit but sit on your computer and beat off to star trek faggot.

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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-15 07:19:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Hey, look on the bright side! You share your name with some insane ginger dude who married Billy Piper, and she'd get some serious ass action!


Then again, he was ginger...

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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-15 07:18:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

"I don't a fuck what you say you god damn "canuck". Your from canda so whatever. "



Nice one; now you're onto racial prejudice. Way to fuel the fire.


It's gettin' it's gettin' it's gettin' kinda hectic.


Whatever I didn't mean that canuck shit. He just pissed me off with his higher than thou bullshit Canadians think there above us " American savages" so I felt he was showing that type of stuck up canda bullshit so I said that.

Shouldn't have said it I apologize.

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Submitted by ColonelAngus (user info) at 2004-12-15 07:17:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Ohhh someone had to do training in the mud and rain for 3 hours. Try the Army fuckhead! You're a pussy! And your friend Tyler and fat Andy and all them other fucks are pussys too. Stop crying and be a man, fag!

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Submitted by garyhal (user info) at 2004-12-15 07:17:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Stop feeling sorry for yourself and get over it. Life's unfair,
but it's unfair for everybody and that makes it fair.

And remember, the nerds had pressure to excel academically,
their father were accountants, professors and all that crap
and demanded good results on their reports.

Anyways, moving on, nothing to see here.

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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-15 07:16:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2004-12-15 07:06:22 (#)
Ranking: -2

Chris Evans, did your dad beat you too? Sometimes it's good to talk about it

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BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Submitted by Ivy (user info) at 2004-12-15 07:15:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

That don't have a BSc or a BSeng for it yet there trying to make it a bachlors but that won't happen for about another 2 years.

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Still feel sorry for you, but you dissed my people, so you can go suck a juicy jock cock.

I guess you lucked out then 'cause you never would have gotten past first year at my uni with the spelling and grammar you've exhibited. I guess we just have higer standards up north.

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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-15 07:14:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

"I don't a fuck what you say you god damn "canuck". Your from canda so whatever. "



Nice one; now you're onto racial prejudice. Way to fuel the fire.

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Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-12-15 07:13:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Which was the point of my first response. You think that because you're a sports nut, you feel more pain than anyone else. You think your life is harder. And it's not, ok?

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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-15 07:11:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2004-12-15 07:06:02 (#)
Ranking: -2

I have skied competitively since I was 8 years old, and played soccer competitively for even longer. I still managed to get accepted to the best univeristy in Canada without mentioning my sports record whatsoever. I got into university because I was intelligent, not because I played sports.

Jocks don't do anything. How do they bring money to the school? The only fundraising they do is to get new jerseys or other such useless equipment for their failing team.

Shut your mouth and finish making my capuccino, you cunt. And don't forget the cinnamon.



I don't a fuck what you say you god damn "canuck". Your from canda so whatever.

And hey I was a Jock went to a Art college where all my sports shit was worthless to them managed to grind it out while working my ass off graduate. And get accepted into one of the better colleges of the U.S. so whats your Point?

Fucking go rake up them maples leafs you god damn canuck. World power my ass..

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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-15 07:10:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

"Hilarous it must sting to see a stupid jock as myself going to a great university. damn blows balls don't it eh?"


i doubt you are going to get the last laugh if you can't even spell. you WILL NOT graduate from USC with such a weak grasp of the english language unless someone does your homework for you.

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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-15 07:07:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Damn hidden I thought you and Dark Jester would have shit to say about my last post?

Oh I forgot your smarter than me and I'm a idiot. But hey I have a AAA degree and I'm going to USC In 6 months.. so I guess being a jock payed off huh mmm kay?


whatever is anyone going to read the post and say what they think I poured my heart into this post because this happend to me and was shit I saw growing up as a jock"

What I was trying to convey was that we aren't fucking asshole, unfeeling, machines like everyone makes us out to be. We go through alot of shit thats hard but we aren't allowed to show our emotion. Thats all I was trying to convey.

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Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2004-12-15 07:06:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Chris Evans, did your dad beat you too? Sometimes it's good to talk about it

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Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2004-12-15 07:06:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I have skied competitively since I was 8 years old, and played soccer competitively for even longer. I still managed to get accepted to the best univeristy in Canada without mentioning my sports record whatsoever. I got into university because I was intelligent, not because I played sports.

Jocks don't do anything. How do they bring money to the school? The only fundraising they do is to get new jerseys or other such useless equipment for their failing team.

Shut your mouth and finish making my capuccino, you cunt. And don't forget the cinnamon.

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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-15 07:05:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

ahahahahahahaha

ok, now i am totally convinced this is fake but i'm going to keep playing because this is some good entertainment.

ok, you push some buttons to record bands playing and i'm a network engineer.... you're right, i guess i made the wrong decision.

i do IT consulting for fortune 500 companies and you.... push buttons to record bands playing.... excuse me, who did you say you worked for again? i bet it's Sony, right? no? then who? surely it must be one of the big ones, with your expansive education and proven ability to spell the simplest of english words.

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I wouldn't put too much hops on Sony, hidden. He'd only send it to Sanyo.

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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-15 07:03:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

ahahahahahahaha

ok, now i am totally convinced this is fake but i'm going to keep playing because this is some good entertainment.

ok, you push some buttons to record bands playing and i'm a network engineer.... you're right, i guess i made the wrong decision.

i do IT consulting for fortune 500 companies and you.... push buttons to record bands playing.... excuse me, who did you say you worked for again? i bet it's Sony, right? no? then who? surely it must be one of the big ones, with your expansive education and proven ability to spell the simplest of english words.

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Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-12-15 07:02:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

If you're gonna bother writing a shenanigans post, at least take the time to make it readable so I can get through the entire thing without poking my eyes out with a rusty spoon.

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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-15 07:02:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-12-15 06:59:46 (#)
Ranking: -2

If they don't offer it as a BEng or a BSc (Batchelor or Engineering and Batchelor of Science, respectively), your college education system is way, way behind ours. You can do them all here, and in combination. Music, physics, acoustics, engineering, music tech... combine them to make a BSc, BMus, BEng.... however.

You don't need to tell me about what your degree encompassed. I'm a musician, and I studied Music, Physics and Computing at university level, and although I didn't complete my degree I was on course for a First. So neither am I "dumb", thank you kindly.

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To quote my best friend Alex on his A-Levels "Just because I didn't pass all of my exams doesn't mean I didn't learn anything.". One of my favourite quotes.

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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-15 07:00:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-15 06:55:41 (#)
Ranking: -2

"Recording bands, mic placement, studio recording, sound editing, sound over dubbing, voice over, sound manipulation, sound for video, electronic sound, Music business, promotion distribution, music video production, etc.."

didn't you mention something about high-paying jobs? none of those things are going to pay you well, you dolt. especially not with some generic Associate degree.


"But I am also really good with computers, software and technology"

no, you're not.

at all.


Lol thats why dipshit I am going to USC in 6 months to get a pre Law degree. Shit my life is already mapped out so whatever talk shit. I got hooked up into USC because hey I was a Jock.

Some of the alumni went to my highschool. Oh yeah my brother played for one of the coachs there so hey I'm in but whatever talk shit. While I already have a AAA at age 20 and a Pre law at 24 from a great university that I got into because of being a Jock. But whatever your right..

Now get back to scrubbing those toilets Hidden I want to see my face in that toilet bowl bitch..

Hilarous it must sting to see a stupid jock as myself going to a great university. damn blows balls don't it eh?

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Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-12-15 06:59:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

If they don't offer it as a BEng or a BSc (Batchelor or Engineering and Batchelor of Science, respectively), your college education system is way, way behind ours. You can do them all here, and in combination. Music, physics, acoustics, engineering, music tech... combine them to make a BSc, BMus, BEng.... however.

You don't need to tell me about what your degree encompassed. I'm a musician, and I studied Music, Physics and Computing at university level, and although I didn't complete my degree I was on course for a First. So neither am I "dumb", thank you kindly.

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Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2004-12-15 06:59:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Where's the trench coat mafia when you need them?!

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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-15 06:56:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Assoicates In Applied Arts for Sound Enginnering"

dude, you can't even SPELL your degree. how in the fuck did you get it???

an Associates means shit. and "Applied Arts" means vocational school. way to aim high, genius.

ps- here's your ass back.


What school did your bitchass go to hidden? You stupid fuck. You couldn't even handle one week in my school. We have kids that come from Europe, Japan, Africa, SouthAmerica who come there because it is one of the best Art Colleges in the United States so fuck you.

You can't even handle it there. Most of the kids at the school already went to a 4 year college and have now since came to my school. I have seen 35 yearolds with degrees dropout. We have a 13% gradaution rate because it is hard as fuck. You don't even know so shut your mouth, your pussy is showing.

and yes asshole I spelled words wrong so your dumbass could bitch about grammar because thats all you have left. You probably work at fuckin mcdonalds bitch. While I work in studios with bands hmmmm who made the better decsion?

Point match me.. lol Fuck you..

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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-15 06:55:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

"Recording bands, mic placement, studio recording, sound editing, sound over dubbing, voice over, sound manipulation, sound for video, electronic sound, Music business, promotion distribution, music video production, etc.."

didn't you mention something about high-paying jobs? none of those things are going to pay you well, you dolt. especially not with some generic Associate degree.


"But I am also really good with computers, software and technology"

no, you're not.

at all.

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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-12-15 06:55:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

It's QUIET dickwad not QUITE.

Example :

You are QUITE the little cunt rag aren't you? Now please be QUIET.

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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-15 06:55:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

"quite now eh dark Jester. Talking shit with no degree pathetic..

You need to know who I am before you talk to me. I have been on both ends of the Jock and Other side. I am and was a Jock. But I am also really good with computers, software and technology,, you don't know me bitch's you don't know me... "

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You're a bit quiet now, DeathJester. Talking shit with no degree? Pathetic.

You don't know me, therefore you can't make an informed decision about my life and the choices I made. I have been on both ends of the scale; a Jock and a Nerd. I always have been a Jock, but I am also really good with computers, software and technology. You don't know me, bitches. You don't know me...




I don't need a degree to show you up.

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Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-12-15 06:52:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Unfortunately Apollo, I suspect this one might actually be genuinely dim.

As you say, a sad indictment of the US "edumakayshun" system.

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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-15 06:49:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Isn't an Associates the lowest kind of degree you guys can get, what we would call an Ordinary Batchelors degree? Come on, at least 95% of English people who go to uni take at least an Honours degree.

An why get an Arts degree for Engineering? Acoustics and Sound Engineering should be either a BSc or BEng. Oh, sorry, you didn't get a Batchelors.

Think about how little you know before you slate anyone else, dickhead.



You sound dumb. They don't offer a BSc or a BEng. For audio yet shit brick. The field has not been defined yet. It's too many differnt things and too many differn't types of audio. At the school we learn so many things that are unrelated from,

Recording bands, mic placement, studio recording, sound editing, sound over dubbing, voice over, sound manipulation, sound for video, electronic sound, Music business, promotion distribution, music video production, etc..

That don't have a BSc or a BSeng for it yet there trying to make it a bachlors but that won't happen for about another 2 years. and I'm out so I don't give a fuck..

quite now eh dark Jester. Talking shit with no degree pathetic..

You need to know who I am before you talk to me. I have been on both ends of the Jock and Other side. I am and was a Jock. But I am also really good with computers, software and technology,, you don't know me bitch's you don't know me...

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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-12-15 06:49:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2004-12-15 06:37:35 (#)
Ranking: -2

hahaha you're Al Bundy"""



hahahahhaah


so this 'degree' you are doing for advanced arts in sound engineering or whatever, this is like a GCSE?
















This is so shenanigans but fun nevertheless.

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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-15 06:49:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2004-12-15 06:38:45 (#)
Ranking: -2

I hate jocks.

When I was in school they were all like "hey let's pick on that queer kid", guess I had the last laugh!

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ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


MichaelJackson is my new favorite user.

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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-15 06:49:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

How could we have forgotten this?!

http://www.ubersite.com/m/24173

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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-15 06:44:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

"Assoicates In Applied Arts for Sound Enginnering"

dude, you can't even SPELL your degree. how in the fuck did you get it???

an Associates means shit. and "Applied Arts" means vocational school. way to aim high, genius.

ps- here's your ass back.

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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-12-15 06:44:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-12-15 06:42:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-12-15 06:23:14 (#)
Ranking: -2

No Apollo, they're more akin to our polytechnics before they were universities, it would seem. You know, when the academics went to uni and the rest went to the poly or, shock horror, got a JOB.

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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-12-15 06:19:24 (#)
Ranking: -2

Ah I see.

After reading this drivvle one can come to the following conclusions :

1) This is another 'fake' user with the comedic brilliance to come up with a 'retarded jock' persona.

or

2) This is a sad, sad inditement of the American school system. This guy is at COLLEGE? Seriously? They are like our universities right? Not finishing school for Burger King employees?

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Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-12-15 06:40:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-15 06:32:54 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-15 06:28:48 (#)
Ranking: -2

AAA? Is that like a 1st? I'm asuming that American Degree-level and English Degree-level education are similar.

No you stupid bitch. It's An Assoicates In Applied Arts for Sound Enginnering asshole. Think..

shit and I thought you were smart where is your degree shit brick?
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Isn't an Associates the lowest kind of degree you guys can get, what we would call an Ordinary Batchelors degree? Come on, at least 95% of English people who go to uni take at least an Honours degree.

An why get an Arts degree for Engineering? Acoustics and Sound Engineering should be either a BSc or BEng. Oh, sorry, you didn't get a Batchelors.

Think about how little you know before you slate anyone else, dickhead.

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Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2004-12-15 06:38:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I hate jocks.

When I was in school they were all like "hey let's pick on that queer kid", guess I had the last laugh!

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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-15 06:38:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I don't have a degree, I elected to go into full time work instead of MORE education for 3 years.

I got into this job by technical knowledge and hard work, as opposed to having it handed to me on a plate after earning £25,000 of debt in Uni education.

Furthermore, how the hell am I supposed to know what AAA means? As Ivy as just said, "American Automobile Association"? After posting writings of this quality, your insult against my interllect is farce, pure and simple.

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Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2004-12-15 06:37:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

hahaha you're Al Bundy

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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-15 06:36:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

-2 But for some reason I feel sorry for you. Maybe it's your lack of having a grasp on the English language. I guess you were too busy at practice to make it to class. And by the way, what is a AAA degree? I didn't realise you needed a degree to work for the American Automobile Association.


man you idiots sound dumb. God never heard of an AAA degree. It's alittle bit higher than a AA it's a specfic degree in an artistic field. See I'm not all jock I got the art in me.

It's this shit brick.

http://www.ais.edu/programs_degrees.asp?pid=41&dtid=11&display=program

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Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2004-12-15 06:35:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

-2 for mentioning children

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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-15 06:34:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

where did you get your degree? i want to go there because any school that would graduate someone that can barely write in a readable manner in the english language has got to be a breeze.

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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-15 06:34:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

My first rating of this guy stated that it was the education system that has failed him, and I maintain that thought. He has been pushed so far into the sporting world that he risked a decent education to excel in it, and that risk wasn't worth it.

Seriously, all joking and flaming aside, you REALLY need to learn English, especially for Law.

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Submitted by Ivy (user info) at 2004-12-15 06:33:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

-2 But for some reason I feel sorry for you. Maybe it's your lack of having a grasp on the English language. I guess you were too busy at practice to make it to class. And by the way, what is a AAA degree? I didn't realise you needed a degree to work for the American Automobile Association.

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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-15 06:32:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-15 06:28:48 (#)
Ranking: -2

AAA? Is that like a 1st? I'm asuming that American Degree-level and English Degree-level education are similar.



No you stupid bitch. It's An Assoicates In Applied Arts for Sound Enginnering asshole. Think..

shit and I thought you were smart where is your degree shit brick?

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Submitted by hobbs (user info) at 2004-12-15 06:32:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

After reading this I feel it only right to point you in this direction, it says it all...

http://www.maddox.xmission.com/dumbassjocks.html

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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-15 06:31:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

And no I don't think Jocks have the only pain.. No we have this pain plus the other pain other people have.. we have double the load. "

Yeah, right, fuck you.

You can't see outside your own little box and realise that everybody has pressure, nobody's life is perfect, and everyone fails to live up to somebody elses expectations at some point. It's all "me, me, me! My life is worse than yours, I've gotten through more shit than you, I'm so cool because I play sports and everyone loves me but you don't know how tough it is".

To which I say a resounding BOLLOCKS.



No it's not like that. Yeah everyone has pressure. But our pressure is out there for the whole world to see.. Now do you understand you guys have your parents and your familys pressure..

We have our coachs, teammates,friends, community,town, school pressure on a grand scale plus other shit we deal with. We have double the load.

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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-15 06:30:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

i'm convinced this is fake. it just has to be. i don't want to believe people like this exist...

then again, i've seen a lot of stupidity in the US... hey you Brits, do you have people like this over there, or is it just an American thing to be this stupid?

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Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-12-15 06:29:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

We're driving this heated to hopefully kill off another dumbass user, with any luck.

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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-15 06:28:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

AAA? Is that like a 1st? I'm asuming that American Degree-level and English Degree-level education are similar.

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Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-12-15 06:28:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

"And no I don't think Jocks have the only pain.. No we have this pain plus the other pain other people have.. we have double the load. "

Yeah, right, fuck you.

You can't see outside your own little box and realise that everybody has pressure, nobody's life is perfect, and everyone fails to live up to somebody elses expectations at some point. It's all "me, me, me! My life is worse than yours, I've gotten through more shit than you, I'm so cool because I play sports and everyone loves me but you don't know how tough it is".

To which I say a resounding BOLLOCKS.

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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-15 06:27:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Ranking: -2

It's grammar.

GrammAR.


And this is so fake.

I tire of you now.




How is this fake?

Are you fucking seirous?


God your a fucking retard. Yeah its fake because it's from the heart man fuck you...


Hope who ever the "Jock" was at your school kicked your faggot ass.

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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-15 06:26:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

"We didn't see your nerd ass on the field. We didnt see you playing with a seperated shoulder so your team could win, we didnt see you with the weight of the world on your shoulders, you didnt get the gossip of where ever you go."


ahahahaha

man, this has GOT to be shenanigans. is it possible this person is actually this dumb without being mentally retarded? maybe he took one too many hits without a helmet on...

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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-15 06:26:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

"... couldn't care less."

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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-15 06:25:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-15 06:22:33 (#)
Ranking: -2

wait, how are you going to succeed in college if you can't even spell?


Hey already graduated with a AAA degree. Guess I'm doing well so far eh?


Tell the truth I just type. I don't reread the post for errors I just bleed my heart on a page and let it be. I should use spell check but hey I'm lazy.

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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-15 06:25:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

For whatever reason, Stin, the people of Uber deserve to see this.

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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-12-15 06:24:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

It's grammar.

GrammAR.


And this is so fake.

I tire of you now.

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Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-12-15 06:24:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Are we driving this heated for any good reason, or just to illustrate how retarded jocks are in general?

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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-15 06:23:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

whatever bitch about my grammer I could careless..

I bleed my heart out and you idiots bitch about grammer.. Think about the post..

This was posted because Deathjester sent a link about jocks bagging their groceries thats why I put it out there its from the heart so whatever..



And no I don't think Jocks have the only pain.. No we have this pain plus the other pain other people have.. we have double the load.

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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-15 06:23:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

This needs to be on Most Heated...

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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-15 06:22:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

wait, how are you going to succeed in college if you can't even spell?

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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-12-15 06:20:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-12-15 06:14:36 (#)
Ranking: -2

I think this is possibly the worst post I have read the first three lines of.

Illiterate buffoon.

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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-12-15 06:20:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-12-15 06:19:24 (#)
Ranking: -2

Ah I see.

After reading this drivvle one can come to the following conclusions :

1) This is another 'fake' user with the comedic brilliance to come up with a 'retarded jock' persona.

or

2) This is a sad, sad inditement of the American school system. This guy is at COLLEGE? Seriously? They are like our universities right? Not finishing school for Burger King employees?

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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-15 06:20:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

For the end comment.

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Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-12-15 06:19:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

You think the only people who got through shit in their lives are jocks? You think the only kind of pain is that of playing with a fractured bone? You think that nobody else suffers at the hands of the "in crowd" you're so proud to have been a part of?

I'm very thankful I went to school in the UK (being English, how strange!) because sporty people are not the be-all and end-all here.

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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-15 06:19:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/54373#1020321

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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-15 06:18:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/54373#1020311

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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-15 06:18:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/54373#1020308

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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-15 06:18:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

ps- sounds like someone has daddy issues.

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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-15 06:18:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/54373#1020293

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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-15 06:17:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

i'm floored by your stupidity.

no further comments are needed.

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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-15 06:15:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

rate me uber this is from the heart...