Fuck Nerds, Jocks get what they want because they earned it. (14621 hits)
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Submitted by Chris Evans <mi2prettygc.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-12-15 06:12:47 EST
I'm writing this because I'm sick of people bagging on Jocks about the sports they played and who they are. Saying shit like " Got the last laugh hes baggin' grocerys" the funniest thing is that Jocks aren't dumb doosh bags they are the most likeable out going people out there.
Do you want to know something you nerdo fuckheads? The reason Jocks got some much respect and love from the teachers, parents, community, school is because they brought money into your shitty school. There playing sports got your shitty school money to buy computers, To get your geek labs and also to pay for alot of things for the school. As in other sports like girls softball, soccer, etc.. so Shut the fuck up..
Do you want to know why they get respect its because they went through hell since childhood to get to where they were at in highschool. You don't know what its like to play a sport and be hounded since you were 11 years old about you have to be the best. Parents living through you.. Dads beating the shit out of you.. Dads making you feel like shit because you aren't number 1. Crying your eyes out like little kids would at 10-12 years old. But getting told to "Man up" and take the pain.
I had a friend that was fat. He played O-line for us when we were in Pee Wee football. He was the nicest fattest little kid. And his dad Butch was the assistant coach of our pee wee team. His dad was grueling on us.. I mean hard core. and my friend Fat Andy would cry when ever he would do something wrong because he loved his dad and didn't want to let him down. So whenever he would mess up his face would turn red and he would cry..
because he made his dad look bad. His dad was a nice guy though a big burly funny fat guy. That loved and andy and would just grab andy whenever he would cry and wipe his tears off and give him a hug. Thats how much pressure was on us as kids we had to be number 1 and put up with bullshit we were so scared to fail for our familys and espically our dads or older brothers because.. you just dont want to disappoint anyone.
See Andys dad was the good parent.. now the bad parents.. I have a million storys like this..
My friend Tyler's dad used to play semi pro. And tyler was our quarterback as kids. His dad was a grade A asshole. He was one of those dads that would run out and throw a fight with the ref and talk shit. He was abusive I guess towards tyler in a way.. When ever tyler would mess up his dad would yell and berate him infront of the team if he cried " Smack" right across the face. No one said shit all the dads were like that You ddin't get into it with another dad and theire son thats how it was.
My friend James his dad was alcholic. During our little league games his dad would come to games drunk and yell shit and start fights. All james would do is cry on the mount. He was the pitcher and was so embrassed about his dad. It was sad.. There are about a million stories like this I'm just trying to give you guys a over view of what us Jocks went through as kids.
Constant fear and pain that we would let our father, or our coach or team down.. Always on the brink of tears as a child. Thank god my Dad was hella into books and didn't care about sports so I didnt have to deal with the bullshit.
Highschool hits and we have to live up to the expectations. Since we were kids the coachs have known about us and our team. who plays what the pressure is ten times tougher.
I have had practice where we practice in the mood and freezing rain for 3 hours, getting hit with pads and slipping. I have had to run 10 reminders at one time non stop because I was late. {A reminder is when you have to stop at each 5 yard line and do a push up while jogging. back and forth is 1 reminder} Basically hardcore shit.
We had to run the HIll every week. I had a broken wrist and they just said tape it up and go play. That's it people. You haven't been what any of us jocks have been through its hell. Its parents, fans, family, team, coach. Think varsity blues but that barely scratchs the surface.
My coach in highschool was a rascit hillbilly fuck, he just wanted to win didnt matter who got fucked up. Who got hurt he wanted to win. We decided as a team early on fuck him we'll just do it for ourselves went 10-0 my jr year. We worked our asses off for that. Practiceing over summer. Lifting weights all winter. Running sprints, taking shit from old men, our dads we went through that. Football is alot of politics people just as anyother sport.
We didn't see your nerd ass on the field. We didnt see you playing with a seperated shoulder so your team could win, we didnt see you with the weight of the world on your shoulders, you didnt get the gossip of where ever you go.
Yeah we got some easy teachers but then we always had asshole teachers who were like some of you and hated atheltics that made life a living hell for us. purposly failing some kids to prove a point that sports arent as important as school.{bullshit} just to please there own ego.
For all you assholes who say were dumb I laugh at you. We have a first class at life. We get into colleges for the ones that go. and get a 4 year degree paid for. Then its off to some cushy job some alumni made for us. Were setup from highschool to succeed and to be in circles where we get handed easier and higher paying jobs than the average schmuck.
Now i'm not talking about big dumb Scott who got all D's and barely graduated no. I'm talking about the pretty boy quarterback/ wide reciver all american boys named Tom, or John, Tyson, LaShawn etc.. that got all the chicks and the scholarship to a great university. We get life handed to us. the ones who you see bagging grocerys are the fuckups not the real jocks.
So whatever don't talk shit. The reason we get the shit we get is because we paid for it with sweat blood and dediacation since we were 7 years old. Going through asshole hillbilly coachs, over bearing fathers, pondering community, and a school that wants nothing less than the best.. We worked for it. So if we get the hot girl so what it was paid for, we did shit while alot of you got high{hey I got high too} but we did shit with our time and worked our asses off.
The hardest thing about us that you will never understand is this.. One time when we lost the championship during pee wee football. Fat andy was crying and ran over to his dad to get a hug,,, his dad turned away from him.. andy had to cry into his moms arms.. it happend all over that day from peoples dads.. we were crying tears and all they cared about was that we didn't win..
Thats the thing about atheletes as soon as you lose.. or fail... you can lose the love from your coach or your dad, school, etc.. were on a pedastal and when we lose its like they forget who we are.. and if we ever represented for them thats the hardest thing.. only another Jock would understand that.. its hard sometimes..
I didn't spellcheck.. I know I suck..
User Reviews
Submitted by 200killerwasps (user info) at 2008-09-26 08:22:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Seriously dude...
Submitted by hsimah (user info) at 2008-08-03 13:14:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fourth sentence: 'there' should be 'their'
Didn't read past that, because you suck.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-08-03 07:25:15 EDT (#)
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cock
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-08-03 05:55:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't still wanna talk shit.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-06-10 17:43:30 EDT (#)
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les pommes frittes avec ca?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-04-20 18:18:12 EDT (#)
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Hahahaha! This was good times.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-20 18:05:21 EDT (#)
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Classic dogshit.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-04-20 17:40:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-04-20 17:06:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-20 12:58:24 EDT (#)
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Vlasic
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BIZhlhV8cI
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-04-20 17:06:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-20 12:58:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
classic
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-04-20 16:12:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
While this is shit, it's fair to say that my high school foot ball team made an upwards of 15,000-20,000 dollars excess a year. Mostly because we had to do a different fund raiser every two weeks in the off season.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-04-20 13:14:53 EDT (#)
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I do fuck nerds, thank you very much.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-20 12:58:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
classic
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-03-31 16:46:56 EDT (#)
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Ha. Who keeps dragging this crap back to the surface?
Priceless.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2008-03-31 16:20:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-03-31 16:03:52 EDT (#)
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man...good times.
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Yeah... I remember when this shit first got posted. That was such a great day.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-03-31 16:03:52 EDT (#)
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man...good times.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-11 04:37:50 EDT (#)
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I may stick my pee pee up your bung hole
Submitted by Mike-Mc (user info) at 2007-05-11 03:52:59 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-05-11 03:34:45 EDT (#)
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Fuck gnomes.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-05-11 03:01:41 EDT (#)
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:)
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-23 12:18:02 EDT (#)
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B @ W!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-03-23 12:03:42 EDT (#)
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hahahahahahaha
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-10-31 07:55:42 EST (#)
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this post only go so much attention because it wounded us all with its insulting nerds.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-08-28 03:17:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
everybody cares about sports. any person who does not is obviously a loser.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-08-28 02:37:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i love this post.
on a related note, i work at a place that produces some of the greatest technology known to man. most of you have never heard of it, maybe not any of you, but i can garauntee you that every single one of you use the technologies created there on a daily basis. in fact you are right now in more ways than one. the scientists i see every day are the nerds and they are the true heroes. not some guy that can throw a fucking football really well.
i still make fun of them every day, but MAN are they SMART!
Submitted by ArcEld (user info) at 2006-08-28 02:32:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Forgot my rating. And for the record, sports are the reason schools DON'T have money, good computers, desks, teachers, or students. The money that's pissed away on sports every year on gym equipment and bullshit uniforms for the football players is probably more than some dumbass (ALL) jocks will make in a life time. You're living in a fucking illusion, and you'll realize that one day nobody gives a shit about your fat friend who "almost went pro" and cried his eyes out.
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-28 02:30:40 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by ArcEld (user info) at 2006-08-28 02:25:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-09 09:49:14 (#)
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When my head was lodged up my ass, I wanted to write this exact post.
Damn straight. I don't care what jocks have "been through" ...
N O B O D Y gives a shit about sports outside of highschool, so unless you want to become a bum eatting trash out of a fucking trash can, you better learn to tie your shoe laces. Or better yet, learn how to not post utter dogshit on Ubersite.
Submitted by LongestPants (user info) at 2006-08-28 02:21:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, and since I didn't mention it, my extensive "nerdiness" will, like most nerds, get me at least Master's in Computer Science, a high paying job, respect, and enough money to find out you died from large intestinal trauma; caused by "accidentally" dropping the soap too much.
Die.
Submitted by LongestPants (user info) at 2006-08-28 02:10:17 EDT (#)
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All I heard was "Waah! waah! waah!" surrounding "I'm a bitter, whiny, little bitch".
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-01 12:27:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nominated for best ever
http://www.ubersite.com/m/88541
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-04-11 13:45:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
love it
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-18 23:00:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I miss this piece of shit...
*sniffle*
Submitted by breakfastmaster (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:42:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You have no point, but "nicest, fattest little kid" made me laugh so hard snot came out my nose.
Submitted by Kale (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:27:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
ahahahahahahaha, I think I remember this post
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:16:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
+0
Submitted by RenTheUnsightly (user info) at 2006-01-29 18:16:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i think your logic fails when your anger flares. How do sports make money for high schools, exactly? booster sales and shit? I don't think fucking t-shirts and brownies make up for multi-million dollar footbal fields and olympic pools some schools splurge on.
Submitted by Skippy (user info) at 2006-01-29 17:54:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Out of all the hundreds of thousand's (or millions) of jocks out there what percentage do you really think will be making money from sport by the time they are 30? I would bet it would be less than 1. Now out of all the nerds out there how many do you think would still be making a living of nerdy intrests? Most of them i bet. Maybe if you spent less time running around a field chasing a ball (dogs like to chase balls) you would realise that sport is for people who don't have an IQ level high enough to get through school by acctully learning something worthwhile.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-09 09:49:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
When my head was lodged up my ass, I wanted to write this exact post.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-09 09:47:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 cuz I've passed your ass in hits, bitch.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-12-09 09:32:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You should have skipped wind-sprints and taken that "hooked on phonics" class instead. I'd like my order super-sized, please.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-12-09 09:16:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i put my finger in my ass and now it smells funny.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-12-09 08:56:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-12-15 07:34:18 (#)
Ranking: -2
Football (soccer) has the worst injuries per head because it is all leg contact and tripping etc.
In American Thugball and Rugby the hits are all upper body, it is illegal to trip someone etc.
David Buust leaps to mind.
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That made me cringe.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2005-12-09 08:09:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This bullshit doesn't deserve 600+ ratings. Even if they're all bad, it just gives this guy more attention.
...
...Wait, what am I doing? Don't push rank, Kent! Nooo-
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2005-12-09 08:04:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
One year ago today the poster was created who inspired http://www.ubersite.com/m/54609
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-09 07:54:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ONe year ago today, Chris Evans was teh born.
:-(
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-11-16 06:43:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
He was at the MTV awards
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-16 06:38:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-08-21 18:15:10 (#)
Ranking: 0
What happened to this guy?
Anyone seen Chris Evans recently?
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Wherever he is, I hope he's dead.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-11-16 06:18:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hahahahahaha
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-08-21 18:15:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What happened to this guy?
Anyone seen Chris Evans recently?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-07 03:47:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Marge, try to understand. There are two kinds of college students: jocks
and nerds. As a jock, it is my duty to give nerds a hard time.
-- Homer Simpson
Homer Goes to College
Submitted by clumeister (user info) at 2005-05-25 15:41:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
hmm the original...
:P
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-05 04:43:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-04-15 17:36:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-04-13 12:25:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
First time I read this. I understand what point you were trying to make but it was badly executed.
How did you get so much hits and replies though?
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-04-13 12:08:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-04-13 12:04:23 (#)
Ranking: -2
Keepin' it alive...
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Some things don't get better with age.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-04-13 12:04:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Keepin' it alive...
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-31 07:04:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
this ended up with almost 10,000 hits.
wow.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-03-02 21:52:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha holy shit, this is the Chris Evans everyone was telling me about? GOLD!!!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-02-21 16:52:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-2DIE Cockpillow
Just for old times sake...
Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-29 09:42:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This was the greatest reply to hiddens bullshit about track I wrote
HAHAHAHHAAAHA YOU PUSSY BITCH! Cross country is for skinny ass pussy bitchs with no hand eye cordnation who can't play a sport.
The were too pussy for football, Too shitty for Soccer, too Slow for track, Too uncordnated for baseball. I don't respect cross country pussy's shit third world countrys rock you bitchs.
Cross country is not a sport. The most unatheltic do that shit.
If you tried to earn my respect I say " Good day". No "I said good day" {turns head in oppsite direction}
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a +2 just for that..
Submitted by lnknptheory (user info) at 2004-12-24 02:21:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2004-12-23 01:29:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
With a -1.4?
You got so many hits and reviews because everyone here hates you. Notoriety is NOT a good thing on Uber.
Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-22 20:40:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I can say it now..
I'm the greatest poster of all time" " Since the first day I signed"
Submitted by monkeyrape (user info) at 2004-12-22 08:04:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Man, your a fucking idiot. You must be the most ignorant fuck ever.
Submitted by Joemama (user info) at 2004-12-22 03:35:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Damn....next time I might just be smart enough to notice:
A-the number of hits!
B-the number of rankings!
C-my current blood toxicology before logging-on.
Submitted by Joemama (user info) at 2004-12-22 03:24:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Doosh?
Likeable?
There trying sports?
Racit?
Wide reciever?
Pedastal?
Who say were dumb?
Have a first class at life?
Were setup from highschool?
Hillbilly coachs?
Yes, I can see you are well prepared, for the real-world!
"Uma...Boss....sorry about the "shitty" report I just gave you,.....but I just
don't have the time or "tools" to "do it right".......anyway I made-a-lot-a-
touchdowns years ago!
Can I have my paycheck a couple a days early???????????
Submitted by tlozoot (user info) at 2004-12-21 19:43:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hmm... not even close. http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?cr=650
Submitted by tlozoot (user info) at 2004-12-21 19:40:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This really should be the most reviewed post.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-12-21 17:42:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
12,000 hits in less then a month
this alter is going places
Submitted by acrog (user info) at 2004-12-21 16:13:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I hate this whole thing.
I played sports from third grade into adulthood....FOR FUN!!!!!
I agree with Hidden...Fake
To me this was worth reading for one line in one of the replies by this jackass
PoloboiGC:
"I have been on both ends of the Jock and Other side"
ATENTION GHEY MENZZZZ!!!!!!
which end was your favorite, PoloboiGC?
Submitted by klebe (user info) at 2004-12-21 02:54:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The recognition this post has received is not worth the time and effort put in by everyone.
Ignore it...its the only way imbeciles like this will wither away and die.
Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2004-12-20 20:42:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey, Polo, the only way to cure your grammar problem is for you to drink a gallon of Clorox.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-12-20 18:43:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't think anything is above the Peer-to-peer...
And if this passes it, there should be a shrine for it to burn in.
Submitted by tlozoot (user info) at 2004-12-20 18:06:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Could this be the most reviewed post ever?
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-12-20 16:11:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
b@w
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-12-20 11:51:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Twenty more reviews, and it will have as many as the #1 MVM.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-12-20 11:48:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-12-20 10:45:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
If this is Sideburns, and it can be proven, I will bow down and kiss his ass for all of 05.
If this is anyone else... meh...
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2004-12-20 10:40:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I am amazed that this many people care to argue with this moron. I think the number one reason to not bother is this one, which is pretty much where I stopped reading:
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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-15 09:45:49 (#)
Ranking: 0
Man everyone has got this post all wrong. The post was meant to just give you an insight of what jocks go through. ok?
This wasn't supposed to be this way at all.
God you guys talk about your goth upbrining or nerd upbringing. A Jock post's way it was for him and its a god damn flame war? why?
There is such a stigma attached to Jocks sometimes its sicking"
I mean were people too with feelings and alot of us with fucked up lives. Thats all I was trying to say.. No one has it harder or worse than anyone just differnt variations of the same thing.. Pain... hurt.. sorrow..
I'm just saying it's hard to be 10 years old with the weight of the world on your backs.. all I'm trying to convey.
DarkJester I love you man!
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The fact of the matter is, that's NOT what you were saying in that post. Maybe you MEANT to, or maybe you decided to try and play it off like you did when people started owning your ass, but what you SAID was that jocks deserved the special treatment they got because their pain and suffering was so much more brutal than anyone else's, and that no one else did as much as they did.
Stin - I had basically the same kind of argument for his post, but I didn't care enough to stick around and wave a red cape in front of him until it finally sunk into his dim conciousness, so good on you for sticking with it. Woo!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-12-20 09:50:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm guessing that this is either Hidden (because he's the master of sarcasm) or sideburns (his reinvention).
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-12-20 05:15:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
FORTIFYING YOUR POSITION
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2004-12-20 04:19:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I started to read this...
and then I realised I really don't care.
I honestly do not give a fuck about any of this.
Only people in school give a fuck about shit like this... and even then they don't give this much of a fuck about shit like this.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-12-20 03:13:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
congrats on making it into ubermadness http://www.ubersite.com/m/54740
Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2004-12-20 03:09:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i prefer to interpret 'doosh' as strongbad
giving the "double deuce" rather than a
Mis-spelling of douche so...
( )(•¿•)( ) "doosh... the double deuces"
if you don't get it hang your head in
shame and break out the google.
oh, and refer to my earlier post
for my opionion on this^^^ idiot.
shalom motherfuckers.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-12-19 22:34:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I think one of the funniest things about this post is the second review, which I have cropped for precision:
"Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-15 06:17:23 (#)
Ranking: -2
no further comments are needed."
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-12-19 20:11:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
It's insane. Almost every time I refresh Uber, this sucker has lost heat.
Meteoric rise, Columbia-like flameout.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-12-19 14:40:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Only about 82,000 more hits until this baby is on the Most Viewed Messages.
Submitted by PurpleTurkey (user info) at 2004-12-19 13:58:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
To stupid for words. Doosh.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2004-12-19 11:29:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You know, there's reasons why I hated jocks
and you just outlined everyone of them.
Thanks for making it easier to hate you, you little whiney pain in the ass.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-12-19 10:22:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
ummm.....yeah...........I ain't got nothin to say that hasn't been said already
Submitted by xxrachel (user info) at 2004-12-19 10:04:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I joined this site yesterday, just because of this bullshit post. I've been an avid reader on uber for a while, and I have to say...
you, sir, should die. go swallow a handful of razorblades. this is the wost post ever.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2004-12-19 09:51:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by geeohcities (user info) at 2004-12-19 07:37:23 (#)
Ranking: -2
"and my friend Fat Andy would cry when ever he would do something wrong because he loved his dad and didn't want to let him down"
Maybe he was crying because you called him Fat Andy ?
Anyway, shut up already.
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HAHA
Submitted by geeohcities (user info) at 2004-12-19 07:39:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Calios:-
"jock number 1882311-332F please return to your post or you will be demoted to cooking the fries."
lmao!
Submitted by geeohcities (user info) at 2004-12-19 07:37:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"and my friend Fat Andy would cry when ever he would do something wrong because he loved his dad and didn't want to let him down"
Maybe he was crying because you called him Fat Andy ?
Anyway, shut up already.
Submitted by bdakotac (user info) at 2004-12-19 01:58:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love anything that turns upside down perceptions of the self-delusional. It is all too easy for the unworthy to denigrate the successful by discounting reality. It is time the pendulum began to swing the other way.
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-12-19 00:21:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Let this be a joke.
Submitted by Mr.JackassFrost (user info) at 2004-12-18 19:53:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I spelt Einstein wrong but I am still not a big a fuck up as this guy is.
Submitted by Mr.JackassFrost (user info) at 2004-12-18 19:52:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I would like to say a few things:
1. I can't believe you thought we would go along with this.
2. You are fucking retarded to think that jocks will be remembered more then nerds. I don't remember any sports stars from when they still wore those leather helmets or even who won the first super bowl and I love football. (Examples of people that are nerds and were remembered greatly: Benjamin Franklin, Einstie, etc.)
3. Follow these directions and we may like you: Grab a nice large bottle of gasoline. Pour it all over your house. Sit down on your couch and pour its remainer onto you. Grab a book of matches. Light a match and then light the rest of the matches with that one. Place the lit matches onto your gasoline soaked body and then let the fire do its thing.
4. Actually follow the directions and we still won't like you but we won't take you from your house, place you in a basement, and torture you with every method possible until death.
5. You suck cock.
Submitted by PeanutButterJellyTime (user info) at 2004-12-18 18:07:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ITS TRUE WHAT YOU'RE SAYING ABOUT HOW PPL TURN THEIR BACKS ON YOU AS SOON AS YOU FUCK UP, BUT DUDE YOU GOTTA MAN UP...
Submitted by PeanutButterJellyTime (user info) at 2004-12-18 18:04:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
DUDE, THAT IS NOT HOW YOU SPELL DOUCHE.
Submitted by dainbramage (user info) at 2004-12-18 15:11:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow, you're a jerk off.
Submitted by magnus (user info) at 2004-12-18 13:49:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking Genius! Thanks, I'll get right on my new regimen.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/54662
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-12-18 13:08:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
600th review!
Submitted by DrPresident (user info) at 2004-12-18 12:51:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You didn't even spell "douche" correctly.
Submitted by Prez (user info) at 2004-12-18 11:16:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
From what I've seen of your posts, here are some tips:
A) If you're going to bash a massive bunch of people, and for some reason in your pea-sized brain expect the people of uber to agree, do it with proper grammar.
B) If you're going to bash a massive bunch of people, and somehow in your peanut-sized brain expect the citizens of uber to go along with you, have some better arguments.
C) Stop licking nuts.
Submitted by Timmah (user info) at 2004-12-18 08:52:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Recording bands, mic placement, studio recording, sound editing, sound over dubbing, voice over, sound manipulation, sound for video, electronic sound, Music business, promotion distribution, music video production, etc..
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Wow you're learning everything I was learning in a 1 year no entry requirements college course! Way to go!
Submitted by PyroBeast (user info) at 2004-12-18 08:09:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck Jesus, Satan gets what he wants because he earned it.
Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2004-12-18 07:43:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't you realise you are a pawn in the geek game of life?
we realise the majority don't like the things we do...
and would not gather in the thousands to see someone solve an equation,
or brew up a cure for cancer.
so,
we use you to get the funding we need for our research.
we design the equipment for your game.
we patch you up when you break yourself.
thus creating more jobs/funding for us.
we even bred the grass you run on.
then we use our marketoids to convince the others like you pay to watch it.
if you are a good boy and perform well we let your alumni set you up with a cushy job.
if not, you get to bag groceries.
jock number 1882311-332F please return to your post or you will be demoted to cooking the fries.
whinging fucktard
Submitted by only_slightly_bitter (user info) at 2004-12-18 06:25:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Because more people are under pressure from their parents to achieve well in sport than to achieve well academically. You suck.
No, wait, that was just an excuse to give another -2.
I am better than you.
So are my friends.
And their friends.
...and my dog.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2004-12-18 01:27:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
this is so fucking retarded
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2004-12-18 01:18:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
hahahahahahahahaha
doosh.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2004-12-17 23:31:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Dumbass. I played free safety in high school, and I got straight fucking As. And my dad never beat me. And I played through more pain than you could EVER imagine. And I never got all the pretty chicks. FUCK! I guess I should go apply at the Shop Rite.
Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2004-12-17 22:20:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
this is the highest i think i have ever seen the heat. i could be wrong but god damn.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2004-12-17 19:55:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Allow me to translate the cliff notes for this post:
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I'm tired of people saying I get special treatment 'cause I'm a jock. Wah!
For all my super-ultra-hard work and sacrifice, I still don't have nearly enough talent to make it in the pros and frankly, I'm a little bitter about it. Wah!
I'm not in high school anymore or very near the end of it and I realize that I'm no longer getting the special treatment I once received; the cold, cruel, real world is a reality I am not yet willing to accept. Wah!
I'm so bitter, I'll post my disdain on a website where I can argue bitterly and show the superior intellect which I've WORKED SO HARD FOR by expounding my most scathing mom/gay/ugly insults. Wah!
Don't you dare disagree with me because you just don't know how hard it is, and I know this because I said so, so there. Fucking WAH!
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Seriously, the post was bad enough, but you've been working overtime to make yourself look EXACTLY like a "dumb doosh bag". There is no way in hell that you're this stupid. Since when did USC lower their minimum SAT score to 112? Jebus, man!
Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-17 19:26:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
jgreening your a faggot
and your fiance is a ferret looking bitch.. LOL
It's funny because its true...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-12-17 19:24:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You probably don't even have a girlfriend and have never even seen a pussy..
Funny. Read my stuff, talk again.
me on the other hand.. I worked at Abercrombie and Fitch" got a college degree. about to attend USC. and join a frat..
ABOUT to attend USC. Thought you DID. Worked at A&F? ATTN GHEY MENZ
but hey your life is so much better with your loser nerdy, ugly friends. with no life or parties or anything..
This is actually funny.
As for what I'll be doing tonight?
Crossword puzzle and comics for another 20 minutes, then when the fiance gets home, I might just have sex until I can't move, and then sleep, knowing a kid like you is somewhere in the world, selling their cornhole for beer.
And that will make me laugh in my sleep.
Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-17 19:18:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
jgreening..
ghea so what I am a "prettyboy" so what? it must piss you off to see your girlfriend or your mom look at me and want to fuck me eh"
You probably don't even have a girlfriend and have never even seen a pussy..
me on the other hand.. I worked at Abercrombie and Fitch" got a college degree. about to attend USC. and join a frat..
but hey your life is so much better with your loser nerdy, ugly friends. with no life or parties or anything..
P.S.
I fucked your mom but her bush gave me crabs.. I had to call up your girlfriend to munch them off my cock for me.. you fucking loser..
I smile because tonight I'm going to get drunk and fuck a sorority chick.. hmm what will you fagots be doing? let me know..
Submitted by Academy (user info) at 2004-12-17 19:14:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/54622
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-12-17 19:14:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Still eating the cock, pretty boy?
Yep... mi2pretty... Still eating the cock.
Submitted by rollerboognish (user info) at 2004-12-17 19:13:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
thanks for being a good sport.
Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-17 19:10:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
baggin your grocery's Faggots?
LOL funny how a lot of you nerds are the ones that work at safeway.. going home like little nerd hobbits to beat off to porn on your computer.. your losers..
me I already have a AAA degree.
and I'm attending USC.. what are you fuck heads doing?
My life is better than yours. just like my highschool life was better than yours. and My college life. You nerds will still be getting wedgies and beating off to Xena losers.. lol
I win at this, and life just like in the real world. lol loser nerd faggots..
Submitted by TragicKingdom (user info) at 2004-12-17 19:08:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
nothin wrong with bein a jock...
Nerds are kind of boring.
Submitted by Mr.JackassFrost (user info) at 2004-12-17 19:06:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by rapier8 (user info) at 2004-12-17 18:45:31 (#)
Ranking: -2
You are prehaps the biggest fag i've ever heard of in my life.
just becaseu your friends have drunk dads doesn't mean they earned what they have. they have nothing. out of all the people that play high school sports, how many do you really think make it with all of their glorious "talent" you will end up bagging groceries becaseu you are a fucking narrow minded pussy.
I sincerely hope that you get in a drunk driving accident and are crippled for the rest of your life.
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Wow..... that brought a tear of joy to my eye
that has got to be the best hate review I have heard on this post so far
good job my friend
Submitted by phertis (user info) at 2004-12-17 18:59:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
shoulda done this awhile ago....
-2DIE
Submitted by rapier8 (user info) at 2004-12-17 18:45:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You are prehaps the biggest fag i've ever heard of in my life.
just becaseu your friends have drunk dads doesn't mean they earned what they have. they have nothing. out of all the people that play high school sports, how many do you really think make it with all of their glorious "talent" you will end up bagging groceries becaseu you are a fucking narrow minded pussy.
I sincerely hope that you get in a drunk driving accident and are crippled for the rest of your life.
Submitted by UsernameTaken (user info) at 2004-12-17 18:24:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Twenty of the suckiest minutes of my life.
-- Homer Simpson
Burns, Baby Burns
Submitted by Mr.JackassFrost (user info) at 2004-12-17 18:22:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The way I see it is this: Fuck jocks, nerds get what they do by earning it. I lived with the constant pressure of thinking I would get a 79 on a test and my father would give me "the talk" about how they weren't mad just dissapointed. Thats the worst feeling in the world, dissapointing your parents. Which is why being smart is tough. I am not saying I was a nerd what I am saying is that "jocks" need to lay off the little guy. We took the hard road instead of the one that we just played what we loved all the time. If I did that then I would probably be a computer programmer.
Submitted by dodahdave (user info) at 2004-12-17 17:54:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
MEGA-PWNED!
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2004-12-17 16:46:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/54609
Owned.
Submitted by dodahdave (user info) at 2004-12-17 16:08:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck this doosh bag.
here's a question for everyone else who cares:
What determines whether a reviewer can add heat to a post?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-12-17 15:55:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck Nerds, Jocks get what they want because they earned it. (5194 hits)
Rating: -1.44 on 571 reviews
This should never have happend.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-12-17 15:20:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
NOOOOOOOO!!! It's down to 368!
It's falling!!!
My dream of seeing a 400 heat may never happen!!!
Submitted by xtremecowboy (user info) at 2004-12-17 15:17:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I loves me some camping.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-12-17 15:01:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
*strum*
Kumbaya, m'Lord, kumbayaaaaaaa.
Kumbaya, m'Lord, kumbayaaaaaaa.
Kumbaya, m'Lord, kumbayaaaaaaa.
Oooooooh Lord, kumbayaaaaaaaaa....
Micheal row the boat ashore, kumbaya!
Micheal row the boat ashore, kumbaya!
Micheal row the boat ashore, kumbaya!
Oh lord, kumbaya!
Any campin' stories for thie kiddies?
Maybe dark scaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaary stories?
Aw, hell. Who's got a paintball gun...
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-12-17 13:24:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
ghey
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2004-12-17 12:38:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-12-17 10:54:43 (#)
Ranking: -2
NOW tAKING BETS!
What will the heat index/number of reviews be by 23:59:59 Uber time?
I'll arbitrarily set the over under at (415/675)
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My Bet is that this won't even make 450 by then Rad, If I'm wrong, I'll write a ToxicNarcotic Ghey tribute post.
Submitted by Fr057m0urn3 (user info) at 2004-12-17 12:21:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Sits down and whips out the marshmallows.
Hmmmm camping...
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-17 12:13:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
6000 heat = flame script on another server.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-12-17 12:05:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This really is a classic.
Submitted by UlfGabe (user info) at 2004-12-17 11:48:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
We have our coachs, teammates,friends, community,town, school pressure on a grand scale plus other shit we deal with. We have double the load.
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Oppenhimer was indirectly responsible for the dropping of two atomic bombs on Japan.
"We knew the world would not be the same. A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent. I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita. Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty and to impress him takes on his multi-armed form[Shiva] and says, 'Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.' I suppose we all thought that, one way or another."
When have you experienced that much pain. I would suspect no Jock ever has.
237,062 was the approximate death toll. (both atomic bombs, from wikipedia.com)
I would advocate not talking. Science built those bombs, not some jock playing with a pigskin, or a baseball.
Submitted by UlfGabe (user info) at 2004-12-17 11:38:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
So you are posting on ubersite because you succeeded?
I guess not. Because all you have are stories about your friends and their fathers who are complete fuckups anyways.
"My dad's an alchololic
His dad beats him
Our coach is an asshole"
Looks like you went to community college.
Fucker.
You seem to forget one important thing.
I really don't like taking out the boomstick to deal with people like you but you asked for it.
Bill Gates.
I don't care what other people say, Gates could buy and sell your soul several hundred billion times over(get the insult dumbass?).
Gates is smart. He had tech smarts, we live in a tech age, therefore he made tonnes of cash, and is worth tonnes of cash.
Maybe in earlier ages(perhaps cro-magnon, or australapificus -homo habilus) the Jocks were useful. Really now on the battle field, those with smarts and cunning will win. I have a gun, I shoot you in the chest 5 times, you die.
If I train with the handgun/rifle enought, then you don't stand a chance. Regardless of size.
oh right let me throw out some other names for you, these are people who let you live like you do.
Oppenhimer, Sizlard, Marx, Lenin, Lebniz, Jospheson, Newton, Bell, Watt, Hertz, Mendel, Anaxagoris, Planc, Einstein, Pearson, Chenkenov, Aristotle, Hawking, Cooper, Coulomb, Kelvin, Bohr, Bose, Tompson, Fleming, Euler, Euclid, Locke, Joule, Edison, Watson, Crick, Galileo, Archimedies, darwin ect . . . .
i could go on for a long time.
i only -2 this because you belive your suffering is greater than those people above, and this entitles you to greater rewards.
Well history has already proved you wrong. Those names will live for a longer time than any famous sports star. Regard my evidence -> (___________________________) see that blank space, it is filled with names of ancient sports stars. More is known about the intellectuals than the sporting, because the sporting people are barely literate. (Which you so wonderfully provide us with evidence of)
I wonder, what shall you do after reading this, will you go drink beer with your freinds? Enjoy the easy life? ahahahh for this easy life is nothing, and worthless.
You know the only things worth having, are worth fighting for. Quit whining and use your BRAIN, the greatest tool man has to fight with. Train your muscles sure, but also your MIND.
That concludes your life.
I hope you die.
Launch all ZIG! For great justice!
ps -2 for life
Submitted by TheScaryGuy11 (user info) at 2004-12-17 11:32:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
+2 for giving me a good laugh about girl's sports actually making money
-4 for being a total slow gas station attendant and fucking up my change
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-12-17 11:27:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
what the hell
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-12-17 11:24:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
*pitches tent*
*lights fire*
*makes smores*
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-12-17 11:18:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
GOTTA GET IT TO 400!!!
C'MON PARTY PEOPLE!!!
LET'S GO CAMPERS!!!
400 is sooo close!!!
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-12-17 11:03:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
6000 heat? How the fuck did that happen?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-12-17 10:54:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
NOW tAKING BETS!
What will the heat index/number of reviews be by 23:59:59 Uber time?
I'll arbitrarily set the over under at (415/675)
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-12-17 10:51:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2004-12-17 06:41:02 (#)
Ranking: -2
Rad:I think this hit 350 heat and 500 reviews almost exactly the same time - when I saw it, it was on something like 357 for 508.
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You are right.
I said 350/550. So those of you who had a bet with me, I am still expecting my money.
Submitted by Acarnis (user info) at 2004-12-17 10:14:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You guys won't get the record heat.
It's 6,000; accomplished by Razor. I'm sure Bart would ban anyone who tried to beat it. That much spam just isn't needed.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2004-12-17 09:05:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Dick licker
Submitted by FuckTheArmy (user info) at 2004-12-17 08:51:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I play sport in a country where pro is not college based; in fact there is so little pro sport that everyone just plays social.
As much as it would suck to have all that shit hanging on you, it's the fact that a few people get a little extra for their effort that so many get fucked up and end up bagging groceries.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-17 08:22:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
By 400, do you mean 369?
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-12-17 07:47:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
400
Submitted by PyroBeast (user info) at 2004-12-17 07:23:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Vote me for president!!!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/54543
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2004-12-17 06:41:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Rad:I think this hit 350 heat and 500 reviews almost exactly the same time - when I saw it, it was on something like 357 for 508.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-17 05:33:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Are we going for 400 now?
This has got way, WAY too popular...
Submitted by only_slightly_bitter (user info) at 2004-12-17 05:03:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
<twitch> I envy you. I want to be more like you. Why else would anyone ever want to criticise you? Deep down, they're just trying to express their envy.
Drown yourself. And I don't say that because I hate you. It's for your own good, see.
Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-17 03:42:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
again, I say...
Fuck you haters.. the true me will be written soon..
this story ain't bullshit..
you nerds are just jealous of us.. fucking pathetic..
Submitted by Thunder (user info) at 2004-12-17 03:02:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I hate you.
(Don't respond to this as your response will be so stupid and pathetic it will burn my retinas.)
Submitted by toothfish___ (user info) at 2004-12-17 02:53:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-15 06:15:19 (#)
Ranking: 0
rate me uber this is from the heart...
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Truer words were never spoken.
Submitted by Quasiplasmohedron (user info) at 2004-12-17 02:43:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for making me laugh my ASS off.
On the very slim chance that this is real (in which case I recommend that you check out http://www.hop.com/ or, even better, http://maddox.xmission.com/suicide.html ), how exactly does addressing your audience as "nerdo fuckheads" and generally acting like an asshole prove that you aren't an asshole?
Submitted by Revolutionman (user info) at 2004-12-17 01:20:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
its funny how people still classify as nerds and jocks, your stupid. I dont care if you did go to university didnt RTFA
Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2004-12-17 00:57:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
All those in favor of removing the "Rate this Item" link for this post, too?
Don't respond... go find bart.
Submitted by Mr.JackassFrost (user info) at 2004-12-17 00:45:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You lika suck the cocka
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-12-17 00:19:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-12-16 11:00:35 (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll bet under 550 reviews, over 350 heat.
I got £0.52 on it.
____________________________________________________________________________
Looks like I won. Everyone who bet against me, please send in your payments.
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-12-17 00:08:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What does this post need?
MORE HEAT!!!!!!!!
WOO!!!
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-12-17 00:08:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What does this post need?
MORE HEAT!!!!!!!!
WOO!!
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-12-17 00:08:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What does this post need?
MORE HEAT!!!!!!!!
WOO!
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-12-17 00:08:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What does this post need?
MORE HEAT!!!!!!!!
WOO
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-12-17 00:07:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What does this post need?
MORE HEAT!!!!!!!!
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-12-17 00:07:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What does this post need?
MORE HEAT!!!!!!!
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-12-17 00:07:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What does this post need?
MORE HEAT!!!!!!
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-12-17 00:07:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What does this post need?
MORE HEAT!!!!!
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-12-17 00:07:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What does this post need?
MORE HEAT!!!!
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-12-17 00:07:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What does this post need?
MORE HEAT!!!
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-12-17 00:07:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What does this post need?
MORE HEAT!!
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-12-17 00:07:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What does this post need?
MORE HEAT!
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2004-12-16 23:23:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Was good until your superiority complex came out in full force.
Submitted by Zod (user info) at 2004-12-16 23:11:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The people who "purposely drove this to most heated" are just as fucking stupid as the poster. Stop wasting our time with stupid shit.
Submitted by Seralena (user info) at 2004-12-16 22:28:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/37509
Yeah, that one. Click it. Read the reviews. Love it.
Submitted by Seralena (user info) at 2004-12-16 22:26:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-12-16 11:34:57 (#)
Ranking: 0
#00 is what happens when you try to capitalize the number 3. I need more coffee.
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Oh dear God, lojope, that just made me fall off my chair laughing. God, don't do that to me!
Oh yeah, Chris Evans, you're still an asshole for not answering any of the reasonable arguments regarding your post that were given (namely by Stin, but I would have liked to see any response to mine).
If this is an alter, it's the best one I've seen since that Method user 5,000 post.
Submitted by only_slightly_bitter (user info) at 2004-12-16 22:02:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
How many "o"s in "law"?
If you had to think about that, you shouldn't be doing it.
Your opinion doesn't matter because you're stupid. Logic and reason didn't work on you, so I can only hope that random abuse will do better. You're even too stupid to realise you're stupid.
You're going to die stupid, and alone. A good twelve pages of criticism should be enough for most people to realise that now's the time to spare themselves the embarrassment and shut the fuck up, but it just didn't work for you. You stupid arrogant jock. I had to read half your replies before I was finally convinced that you aren't joking. Surely nobody could be that stupid, I thought, surely he must be fuelling the stereotype in an attempt at irony...
You're right, the nerds do get the jobs, and the women. Now save yourself some time, quit Uni and start learning how to flip burgers. It'll take time, see, but I reckon you can do it. If you believe in yourself you can do anything, even lofty goals like that.
And I'm not what anybody'd call a nerd, either. I'm just smarter than you, and I'm half your age. And you have to spell check? How the fuck can you get ANY degree when you have to SPELL CHECK? Suck me.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2004-12-16 21:40:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Eat shit I happen to be built for football. I also happen to hate football. I also hate being pressured to play it. Just seeing football grinds at my nerves. It bores me in a way that nothing else can. Then, when the game is over, people flip out over the results. It's so unimportant, but people's lives revolve around this shit.
Submitted by xtremecowboy (user info) at 2004-12-16 21:23:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow, maybe if you say you "wrote this from the heart" one more time I'll start to believe you.
NOT!
And you do realize that all your "sacrifices" to be an athlete are for naught right? I mean seriously, unless you go pro, no one gives a rat's ass. You'll just wind up some old guy, showing your dusty trophies to holograms of your grandkids, because the real ones stopped coming.
Submitted by Freakmagnet (user info) at 2004-12-16 21:19:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Nevermind, this can't be real. He spelled boy with an i.
Submitted by Freakmagnet (user info) at 2004-12-16 21:16:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Jocks aren't dumb doosh bags
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I'm sorry, are you talking? More reading and less earning me computers and you wouldnt seem like such a dumb ass.
Submitted by PyroBeast (user info) at 2004-12-16 21:11:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hehheheehhehehe I can speel teh EMO, yall looserr!
EMO EMO EMO EMO EMO EMO EMO
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-12-16 20:45:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Is "emo" the only insult you know how to spell? That's the only reason I can think of for your overuse of said insult.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-12-16 20:33:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh man, the "true" him. I cannot freakin wait.
+2
Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-16 20:30:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Rad fuck you you faggot!
I will write my diary today after I'm done getting wasted. Have to go pick up amber..
You will all see the true me soon..
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-12-16 20:19:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2004-12-16 19:07:27 (#)
Ranking: -2
no = know
I'm such a twat.
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know, the author of this post is a twat.
And I am pretty sure that is how heat works. Just look at my very first post, a noobian search of the holy grail of heat.
Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2004-12-16 20:07:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
HEY CHRIS EVANS......
HOW MUCH DO YOU MAKE A YEAR?
(not counting tips)
loser
Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-16 20:05:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
wiggles your a fuckin' Emo
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-12-16 20:04:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
NERD HEAT
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-12-16 20:03:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
whatever bitch about my grammer I could careless..
I bleed my heart out and you idiots bitch about grammer.. Think about the post..
This was posted because Deathjester sent a link about jocks bagging their groceries thats why I put it out there its from the heart so whatever..
And no I don't think Jocks have the only pain.. No we have this pain plus the other pain other people have.. we have double the load.
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Boohoo! :(
You sound more emo than jock.
First you brag about all the unfair advantages that jocks get (grades, women, etc.), and then you start bitching about how rough it is playing sports. Bullshit. I've been on countless sports teams with my father as the coach, and even though it sucked, who gives a shit? Sports are pointless and winning or losing a game doesn't matter. Why should it?
If you're not an alter, I hate you. Kill yourself.
If you are an alter, you did a very good job. I have known a lot of big shit-eaters just like this character.
Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-16 20:01:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-12-16 19:54:34 (#)
Ranking: -2
I would love to see a picture of this guy. I'm seeing a rosy-cheeked, overweight, blubbering teddy bear. Awwwwwww...
"rate me uber this is from the heart"
HAHA!!!
A gentle giant!
man you just described Timmy.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-12-16 19:54:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I would love to see a picture of this guy. I'm seeing a rosy-cheeked, overweight, blubbering teddy bear. Awwwwwww...
"rate me uber this is from the heart"
HAHA!!!
A gentle giant!
Submitted by wasabi (user info) at 2004-12-16 19:53:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-12-16 19:51:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-16 19:08:59 (#)
Ranking: 0
You guys don't know how bad alot of us Jocks have it...
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Yes we do, but we don't care.
Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-16 19: