Tommy Gun (756 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -1.6 on 6 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Cheesedick (View user info) at 2004-12-15 06:58:16 EST
What a shit day, words cannot express my complete lack of enjoyment of this job, even when im busy there is not a single % of joy in the day apart from the last minute of work. Bring on the weekend. Unless there is a parcel delivered today and when I open it there's a Tommy gun inside with a message attached which reads "ive been a complete arse with you for a few years now and im really sorry I promise things will be different from now on, here's a Tommy gun and I promise you will not get done by the police, yours sincerely god x x x" and then I take the Tommy gun out with a big smirk on my face and the people sat next to me would say "what on earth is that, is it a water pistol?" and "why has someone sent a toy gun to work for you?? <chuckle>" and I would say "nah it's not a toy, it's a real Tommy gun and god sent it, he's been listening to me getting wound up listening to you people for a year" and they would look at me with a smile but a confused smile and then I would look at the gun for a bit cause ive never used one before and I think I would point it at the guy next to me and he would do one of those hand in front of the face type moves and say "tom don't point it at me" cause he would still think it's a toy, more people in the office would turn round and notice the a big opened box on my desk and me holding a Tommy gun, someone across the room would say "what the hell is that thing?" and more people would turn round and I would have a bit of a sweat on thinking id gone mental or something but then I would smile and say "it's a Tommy gun from god" and that when I would unleash hell.
And then I would probably wake up with a hard on.
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-15 10:50:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't have a clue what the fuck you're talking about but at least "Tommy Gun" is the name of one of the best tunes ever by The Clash.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-12-15 10:36:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I think I saw a single period, but I'm not sure. It could have been a comma...
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-12-15 10:22:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"Eat hot lead, accounts receivable!"
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2004-12-15 07:19:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Your sack tastes like turkey.
Submitted by The_Great_Tom (user info) at 2004-12-15 07:07:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Soley licked my nut sack
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2004-12-15 07:01:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
..with the cat licking your nut sack.