Picture Caption Ideas (809 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -1.35 on 32 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Jenny (View user info) at 2004-12-15 13:20:31 EST
Okay, Uber users, you're the cream of the crop when it comes to witty captions. I'm making this gag t-shirt for my boyfriend, right? I want to put this picture on it of him pretending to grab my boob when we were super drunk and had met hours before. These are the ones I've come up with:
"And this was only 3 beers in..."
"I wonder if he knows I just farted..."
"So this is what second base feels like..." (To poke fun at him.)
I wish I had the pic, but it wasn't taken on a digital camera and I don't have a scanner handy.
Any suggestions would be awesome...
User Reviews
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2004-12-15 22:58:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You should just buy him something good. Like booze. Can't go wrong there.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-12-15 22:53:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"The 'off' switch has gotta be in here somewhere. This cunt just won't quit gabbing."
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2004-12-15 22:45:15 EST (#)
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Just use the tried and proven classic:
"Beer, helping ugly people have sex since 1604."
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2004-12-15 22:38:39 EST (#)
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Shows what you know. I'm a complete asshole in real life, too.
But this asshole can still spot a dipshit at 180 paces. And I see you...
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BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-12-15 22:21:58 EST (#)
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my name is indigo montoya. you killed my father. prepare to die.
Submitted by Mr.JackassFrost (user info) at 2004-12-15 17:03:19 EST (#)
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Your boyfriend: "Hold on let me check if your my girlfriend" *grabs tit*
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-15 16:49:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by JEA823 (user info) at 2004-12-15 14:34:14 (#)
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What's crazy is that most of you are probably friendly people, but when you're able to hide behind the anonymity of the Internet, you turn into complete assholes...
Shows what you know. I'm a complete asshole in real life, too.
But this asshole can still spot a dipshit at 180 paces. And I see you...
Submitted by JEA823 (user info) at 2004-12-15 15:46:55 EST (#)
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It's just a gag gift, one of four different things I'm getting him...
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-12-15 15:28:05 EST (#)
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I hope this isn't your Xmas gift to him.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-12-15 15:15:05 EST (#)
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...(To poke fun at you)
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-12-15 15:09:47 EST (#)
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"One hour - tits in hand.
Five days - fucked all my friends"
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2004-12-15 14:48:48 EST (#)
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How bout the caption "fat chick's are like moped's, they're fun to ride till someone see's you".
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-12-15 14:42:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by JEA823 (user info) at 2004-12-15 14:34:14 (#)
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What's crazy is that most of you are probably friendly people, but when you're able to hide behind the anonymity of the Internet, you turn into complete assholes...
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You're right... if I were to say my last comment to your face I would probably say "retarded assholes" instead of "cunt scabs".
Submitted by dawItsPete (user info) at 2004-12-15 14:39:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"What keeps me with her"
or ya could always go with
"-2DIE"
Submitted by JEA823 (user info) at 2004-12-15 14:34:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What's crazy is that most of you are probably friendly people, but when you're able to hide behind the anonymity of the Internet, you turn into complete assholes...
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-12-15 14:20:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
People who wear t-shirts with pictures of themselves on it are supreme cunt scabs.
Submitted by TimeCop (user info) at 2004-12-15 14:09:14 EST (#)
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I think it'd be a lot easier with a picture.
How 'bout this classic pickup line: My shirt is cotton, is your felt? No? Would you like it to be?"
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-12-15 14:08:03 EST (#)
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If you post a picture of said tits it would really aid me in coming up with an ejacula- I mean caption.
Submitted by Worm (user info) at 2004-12-15 14:04:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the author being so innocent, and the replies being so inconsiderate/hilarious
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-12-15 13:58:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-12-15 13:25:27 (#)
Ranking: -2
"He was so disappointed when he found out it was half Kleenex."
"Poster child for more silicon production."
"At least they're not big enough to sag in twenty years."
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This post made me laugh so hard.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-12-15 13:51:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by JEA823 (user info) at 2004-12-15 13:48:29 (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow, some of your have a lot of anger in your hearts...
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HAHAHAHA
Fuck you, Yoda.
Submitted by acidreflux (user info) at 2004-12-15 13:48:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Jenny, why don't we forego all this bullshit and just copulate?
Submitted by JEA823 (user info) at 2004-12-15 13:48:29 EST (#)
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Wow, some of your have a lot of anger in your hearts...
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-12-15 13:47:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-15 13:39:53 (#)
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Go with...
"I'm a dipshit asking strangers on the internet to come up with a caption for a picture they can't see".
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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-12-15 13:40:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I like this game.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-15 13:39:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Go with...
"I'm a dipshit asking strangers on the internet to come up with a caption for a picture they can't see".
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-12-15 13:37:41 EST (#)
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How about:
"I let a stranger feel me up and all I got was this lousy T-shirt."
Or if *he's* going to wear it, then:
"I'm with skank."
Submitted by DamienX (user info) at 2004-12-15 13:36:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"And he still doesn't know
I used to be a man"
Submitted by whataefag (user info) at 2004-12-15 13:34:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
try: "Relationships are built on meaningful contact."
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2004-12-15 13:33:39 EST (#)
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no
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-12-15 13:26:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"Fuck you."
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-12-15 13:25:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"He was so disappointed when he found out it was half Kleenex."
"Poster child for more silicon production."
"At least they're not big enough to sag in twenty years."