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We haven't had a good rape post in a while (14839 hits)

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Submitted by hidden101 <hidden101.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-12-16 05:38:36 EST


you know, i've been thinking... we haven't had a good rape post in a long time. don't you guys miss the days when you'd load up Ubersite and there were plenty of great rape posts to choose from on the front page? i know i do.

i figured you would all appreciate it if i posted some good rape, so i went out and raped the old lady across the street on the hood of her Volvo. she was pretty frail, so i didn't have much trouble holding her down, but she wouldn't stop crying and trying to yell for help, so i killed her.

you're welcome.

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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-11-30 15:52:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i don't come to ubersite anymore because there are no good rape posts these days.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-11-30 15:12:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-05-23 00:07:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

live

Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-11-09 13:18:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i just noticed
that bitch has two extra fingers on her left hand

























HOT!

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-06-11 18:31:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

yea but has more than 100 posts less than you.

Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2006-06-11 18:13:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-01 03:11:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

a crack whore no talent with more hits than me

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-06-01 03:10:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

a crack whore no talent with less hits than me

Submitted by mr_frank_black (user info) at 2006-06-01 03:07:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hidden is still a crack whore no talent

Submitted by kochier (user info) at 2004-12-29 01:37:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

your right so here's a good rape post http://www.ubersite.com/m/55364

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2004-12-29 01:24:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You're so...obediant.

Like a well-trained pet.

:D

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-12-28 05:15:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This post will never die.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-28 04:44:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i'm out of juice right now. i'll think something up soon.

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2004-12-28 01:29:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

BLARGH post something new!

Submitted by juggychick (user info) at 2004-12-26 23:40:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

hahahahahahaha!!! Loved it


Submitted by icarus9mm (user info) at 2004-12-26 23:27:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

funniest goddamn thing i've seen all day.

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2004-12-26 22:36:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

do you people even know all the shit i been through, so dont judge me cuz im 15. i've seen alot a shit in my life you dont even know but im not going to go parading it around just to show you people up cuz im a bigger person than that!

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-24 23:35:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I had to read that "clean and serene" post you wrote back in the day, so I get to bitch about this. Get your shit together, Andy. You're too good not to.

================================================================

they may have been true in the past, but alas, it is no longer true. i'm drunk right now, like i have been for the past... oh, lots of days. call me a piece of shit alcoholic and junkie, but i just don't care anymore.

Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2004-12-24 15:45:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

How did I miss this?


Now I wanna be raped.

Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2004-12-24 15:12:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/54827#1038154

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-24 03:08:26 (#)
Ranking: 2

i bet this deserves a +2, so i'm giving it one, even though i didn't read it. all i have to say is that i doubt it's possible to be drunker and higher than i am right now without actually being unconscious.

_______________________________________________________

I had to read that "clean and serene" post you wrote back in the day, so I get to bitch about this. Get your shit together, Andy. You're too good not to.


Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2004-12-23 19:03:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

funnyjunk.com, eh? You clever asshole. +1. I saw it coming...

Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2004-12-23 18:56:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i guess neither participant made a single movement once they were settled into their respective fuck positions.

Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-12-23 16:51:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

guess you raped her with her pants still firmly around her waist.

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-12-22 14:01:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Does self rape count ?

because just the other day I raped myself, and I didn't like it.
I tried to stop me, but I was too powerfull, and I just held myself down and took advantage of me.

it was horrible

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-12-21 19:52:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I haven't rate this. This post needs heat.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-21 16:39:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i gotta get outta here. these people take this stuff way too seriously...

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-21 16:38:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

=)

Submitted by yidele (user info) at 2004-12-21 16:12:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

no, no, it's not that he's a victim so much that he empathizes with them. In everyday language that makes him a pussy, but then what would the world be without pussy?


clang, clang, clang went the gaydar...

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-21 15:26:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i understand. you're a rape victim. no wonder you're offended.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/43173

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2004-12-21 15:09:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

so clever. so original. it's like prime time fox TV.

Submitted by yidele (user info) at 2004-12-21 11:44:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/54842#1032320

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-21 02:50:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Rape is nothing unusual. It is commonplace and ( if we're to remain human) will remain so as long as men have dicks and women have places to put them. It is merely the attitude toward rape that has changed ( amongst some women, anyway) in an attempt to stigmatize and eliminate this healthy and wholly natural excersize of male prerogative.

If we allow this insidious encroachment of weepy-eyed harridans on our essential male prerogative to fuck women, willing or no, then we deserve everything else we get. They'll be outlawing football next.....

====================================================

oh my, was that ever delightfully amusing...

Submitted by yidele (user info) at 2004-12-21 01:39:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

rape this, anal that, doesn't anyone just plain fuck anymore? Why do we need these rape harpies who insist on claming rape merely because someone threw them a half-hearted fuck? I hate to tell you this, but when something happens to 1 out of 4 women or 1 out of 8 people in the world ( roughly) it isn't abnormal. If Stin is wrong ( and I believe she is ) then the phenomenon is pervasive & also quite natural since we can observe simmilar behaviour in the animal kingdom.

SOME women, notably slimy lesbian ex-prostitutes AND some oversensitive virgins who've been listening to them, percieve all men as potential rapists. They are, of course, correct in that even a puny man is physically capable of raping most women. This is one of the realities you must learn to deal with, a part of your life. The potential that makes it possible for men to rape is also the same potential which makes us so damned attractive to you.

Historically speaking, rape (or non-consensual sex:) has been with humanity since there was anything like a human being. The forcible taking of someone else's women ( and the fact that women were pretty much property throughout most of recorded history) was the rule and in many societies as the only way of introducing "fresh blood" & it happened often enough ( in order to avoid inbreeding) that even today, in many cultures the groom "kidnaps" the bride away from her family. Rape is normal and in many cultures THE ONLY ACCEPTABLE way of obtaining a bride...

Because it is such a normal, commonplace occurance, rape is not really addressed in the historical accounts that have been passed down to us, except in cases of extraordinary cruelty or import to historical events ( rape of the sabines, for example) and in most cases, because it is such commonplace and established tradition it is NOT REALLY RAPE but consensual sex disguised as rape in order to honor the custom...

Rape is nothing unusual. It is commonplace and ( if we're to remain human) will remain so as long as men have dicks and women have places to put them. It is merely the attitude toward rape that has changed ( amongst some women, anyway) in an attempt to stigmatize and eliminate this healthy and wholly natural excersize of male prerogative.

If we allow this insidious encroachment of weepy-eyed harridans on our essential male prerogative to fuck women, willing or no, then we deserve everything else we get. They'll be outlawing football next.....

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-20 23:11:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Mr. Andy San.

I am 17 and a Young woman!

I will be 18 on the 25th!

================================

Merry Christmas to me! there's nothing better than a young asian girl... oh yeah... you're gonna get it, girl...

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-20 23:04:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

oh yeah, Sachi. i live real close to Chicago and shitfuck is Canadian. we're gonna tag team you like there's no tomorrow.


GO SHITFUCK AND HIDDEN!!! A-FRAME THAT SHIT!!!

Submitted by Sachi (user info) at 2004-12-20 22:10:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

And in case you might wonder my father is second generation American

I am Nipponese like my Honorable Grandfather and Grandmother

My Mother Died when I was little so my Grandparents raised me.

Do you not like Asian Girls? Do you like Kendo?

I love the Movie Kill Bill. I have a photo of me dressed like GO-GO

I am my school Kendo champion; maybe we can "spar" sometime?

Andy San.


Submitted by Sachi (user info) at 2004-12-20 21:46:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Mr. Andy San.

I am 17 and a Young woman!

I will be 18 on the 25th!

You are sugee!
My Father is an Officer in the US Navy.

We might be moving to Chicago so I can go to College in Canada, next year.

I do Andy San want to meet you. Nanjara hoi?


Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-12-20 21:21:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm serious about Vegas dude. No hard stuff, and I promise not to die or even come close to that. But I would have a sweet sweet time meeting you.

I really hope some of your rapist charm rubs off all over me.

Submitted by masio (user info) at 2004-12-20 21:00:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hello, i've kept my mouth shut long enough!. I, happen to be an expert in Rape, and other disturbing areas of life. Lets go over the evidence shall we?: A picture.. ok well we don't have much to go on. ok if you examin the marks left, you can see that the woman being raped had a firm stomach and was average weight,(ei chubby). If she truely was getting raped she would have turned over and not pressed he large and very attractive titties on the car.. my conclusion: teh woman was young.. hot and wanted you bad.. the screaming was just to mask the her kinky fantasies!..
All in all .. you picked a fine speciment to violate! plus fuckin' 2!











(Its great to know your not a total faggot.. Theres still hope for you!


Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-12-20 17:11:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

it was tongue in cheek stin

Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-12-20 15:11:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Insanethemind, we're not exactly hard to find with a little effort.

Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2004-12-20 14:56:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i havent BEEN raped, but i HAVE raped hundreds.

Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-12-20 14:46:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I saw something on television that said 1 out of every 4 women have been sexually abused in some way . I'm not sure if that was talking about the US or the World, but I am curious as to how many Uber women (and men) have been raped. So far we have Hidden101 and myself who have admitted that yes, we have been raped, technically. Who else?

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-20 08:40:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

that depends on how young we're talking here. preteen is *ok*, but i don't go much younger than that.

i live in St. Louis. if your parents are rich, have them fly you out here. i promise them i will take care of you. i've always wanted my very own little japanese boy.

ps- calling me Mr. Andy San gave me a raging boner. *wink*

Submitted by Sachi (user info) at 2004-12-20 08:25:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Mr. Andy San.

you are most funny

and handsome! do you date younger people?

what state are you in? i would like to meet you.

Submitted by melkorthedelerious (user info) at 2004-12-20 07:48:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I don't see any smearing in the dust or other signs of struggle, I'm going to have to call shenanigans on this one.

Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2004-12-20 02:24:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-19 23:40:14 (#)
Ranking: 2

WOW


this deserves more than a +2.
------------------------------------------------------------

As does this, my friend.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-20 01:54:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i'm sorry you don't have any friends, Stabby.


=(

boo hoo i am sad.

Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-12-20 01:46:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Typical uber: Posts like this getting 4K hits because it mentions rape and is by hidden101. Good stuff, man.

Submitted by Joemama (user info) at 2004-12-20 01:10:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Your a lightweight.......no dents!

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-12-19 23:01:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hey, I'll give you a +2 in hopes we can become Uber-buddies and you'll let me into the MVA cult complete with secret decoder ring and B@W-post formulater, because I obviously don't have my own identity on here.

Oh. You mean I do?

Well this +2 must mean I'm insecure. You mean I have a big penis and I have no reason to be insecure?

Well damn, I just can't find any reason to +2 this.

Oh. You mean it's funny?

Okay.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-19 22:55:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-12-19 22:53:33 (#)
Ranking: -2

How does shit like this have a positive rating?

================================================================

because it was funny, duh.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-19 22:54:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Brianthetruthspeaker (user info) at 2004-12-19 22:45:55 (#)
Ranking: 2

Hey Andy what are you doing for Chrstmas?

================================================

drugs.

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-12-19 22:53:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

How does shit like this have a positive rating?

Oh... look who posted it.

That's why.

Submitted by Brianthetruthspeaker (user info) at 2004-12-19 22:45:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hey Andy what are you doing for Chrstmas?

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-19 12:33:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i was thinking of you when i did this, Loren- http://www.ubersite.com/m/53355

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-19 12:30:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i'm just trying to spread a little holiday cheer, Loren.



















..... by raping and murdering old ladies.

Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-12-19 12:10:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Awesome. Thanks for thinking of our enjoyment Andy. Gosh the holidays bring out the best in people. xo

Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-12-19 11:37:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Thanks for killing the old lady afterwards. She kept mixing Bleach and Mt. Dew and sticking it in a water bowl outside my front door. And I'll be damned if I didn't fall for it every time. I have so many medical bills to pay off now because of that; it was either you or me, Andy...

Submitted by Rebel (user info) at 2004-12-19 01:26:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

woo hoo, here's to granny bashing hubba hubba ;-)

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-12-18 20:36:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

you're welcome, creepy

Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2004-12-18 16:04:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-12-17 13:34:37 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2004-12-17 09:16:08 (#)
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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-12-17 01:39:56 (#)
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what the hell man if they are comin at you , means they want somthin ,more better you look after them and care for them ,than they get on the street uh?
______________________________________________________

WHERE THE FUCK DID THIS COME FROM?!

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why are you yelling at me? it's from a post that Method dug up and infected us all with.
it won for stupidest post on lojopes uber yearbook thingy.
______________________________________________________

I've seen this everywhere, from multiple users, but had no idea where it came from. For the longest time, eveything I clicked on had that somewhere in the replies (I have strange luck like that). I wasn't yelling at you, it's just driving me crazy. Thanks for clearing that up though...I wondered where it came from.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-18 14:34:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

LOL omg, indeed.

Submitted by awj002 (user info) at 2004-12-18 14:23:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

LOL omg

Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-12-18 01:50:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

"Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2004-12-16 10:57:52 (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 just for your responses to lojope.

lojope = ubersite's answer to a question nobody fucking asked."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-12-18 01:26:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

rip-roarin' boner
rippin' through cloth
vibrate the air
tickled with hair

shake off the smegma
discombobulate
meet the enigma
of my own prostate

Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-12-18 01:24:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

that picture always gets me so fucking hard
pants, torn asunder!

Submitted by ahdragos (user info) at 2004-12-17 19:31:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for the picture alone.

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-12-17 19:20:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Yes we are.

Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2004-12-17 18:17:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

close the door, we are not trying to HEAT the whole neighborhood

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2004-12-17 18:06:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

quite pert for an old lady

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-12-17 17:56:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You could post a picture of dogshit and people would +2 it.

I hate you.

Submitted by Merely (user info) at 2004-12-17 17:20:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Quit stalking me.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-12-17 17:02:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

We haven't had a good rape post in a while (3120 hits)


Rating: 1.13 on 204 reviews

Submitted by hidden101 at 2004-12-16 05:38:36

__________________________________________________________________________________

Why?


Submitted by Galgos27 (user info) at 2004-12-17 16:46:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This site rarely has shit this inspiring, I'm going to go find my neighbor now.

Submitted by dainbramage (user info) at 2004-12-17 15:39:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

awesome pic

Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2004-12-17 15:38:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

what the hell man if they are comin at you , means they want somthin ,more better you look after them and care for them ,than they get on the street uh?



Submitted by GlitchCowman (user info) at 2004-12-17 15:09:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

AHAHA!
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Submitted by sabotage0 (user info) at 2004-12-16 10:15:14 (#)
Ranking: 2

You will all stoke the eternal flames of Hell.

Polyamorousaj and Spedmonkey will be nice, quick flash burns.

Hadooken will be nice and slow-burning... like a pork roast.

BOW BEFORE ME!
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Submitted by sabotage0 (user info) at 2004-12-16 11:18:34 (#)
Ranking: 2

hidden101- You will be seated at the right hand of my throne.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/54483
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Submitted by sabotage0 (user info) at 2004-12-17 01:13:26 (#)
Ranking: 2

Merry Satanmas to you too, Mr. Fuck.
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I'm 96% sure who that person is. I believe I traded the sn sabotage0 for glitchcowman, in fact.

-OLAS


Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-12-17 15:03:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Is that a cross hanging off the mirror?

Jeezus on my dashboard, and a bitch on my hood!

Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2004-12-17 13:49:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

hello neighbor, mind if i borrow some HEAT!!!!!

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-12-17 13:34:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2004-12-17 09:16:08 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-12-17 01:39:56 (#)
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what the hell man if they are comin at you , means they want somthin ,more better you look after them and care for them ,than they get on the street uh?
______________________________________________________

WHERE THE FUCK DID THIS COME FROM?!

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why are you yelling at me? it's from a post that Method dug up and infected us all with.
it won for stupidest post on lojopes uber yearbook thingy.

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2004-12-17 10:44:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Well if your gonna get raped on the hood of the car, i guess there would be no better car than a volvo! No means yes bitches!

Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2004-12-17 09:16:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-12-17 01:39:56 (#)
Ranking: 2

what the hell man if they are comin at you , means they want somthin ,more better you look after them and care for them ,than they get on the street uh?
______________________________________________________

WHERE THE FUCK DID THIS COME FROM?!

Submitted by TimeCop (user info) at 2004-12-17 04:49:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I wrote a post about getting accused of rape. And then I read this. Talk about bad timing.

Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2004-12-17 04:08:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

is it bad that this gave me a boner?








no? okay... just checking.

Submitted by Quasiplasmohedron (user info) at 2004-12-17 03:52:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

"i was just trying to make some people laugh. "

Mission accomplished.

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-12-17 01:39:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

what the hell man if they are comin at you , means they want somthin ,more better you look after them and care for them ,than they get on the street uh?



RAWR!!!


Submitted by sabotage0 (user info) at 2004-12-17 01:13:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Merry Satanmas to you too, Mr. Fuck.

Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-12-17 01:11:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

bahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahhhahh


Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-12-17 01:06:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

MERRY SATANMAS EVERYONE!!!!!!!

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-12-17 01:05:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I can't believe I just wrote that. Fucking hell. I'd like to thank the company that made the dark rum I was drinking earlier. Actually, I'm just gonna thank the dark rum. ALL HOLY DARK RUM. ALL HAIL THE DARK RUM ALL HAIL THE DARK RUM.

AND SATAN!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-17 00:16:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA


i <3 shitfuck

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-12-17 00:15:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

ITS ON ALL YOU FUCKS ITS FUCKOING ON FUICK BALL OF LOVE HERE WE COME BOYS VEGAS OR BUSTED DEAD AND SHOT FULL OF HOLES BY BORDER COPS IM BRINGING DRUGS TELL GEORGE BUSH I GOT ALL THE DRUGS AND IM FBINGING THEM IN GODMAN PUSSY BANG MOM SUCKER HERE COMES THE PAIN!!!!!



HERE COMES THE PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-12-17 00:12:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i was attracted to this post because of the warmth it generates.

mmm...

heat...

Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-12-17 00:12:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i was attracted to this post because of the warmth it generates.

mmm...

heat..

Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-12-17 00:12:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i was attracted to this post because of the warmth it generates.

mmm...

heat.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-17 00:12:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

fuck it, i'm moving in with shitfuck. YOU HEAR ME, SHITFUCK? I'M COMING TO CANADA, SO PULL OUT THE FUTON! WE'RE GONNA DO DRUGS AND PLAY X-BOX ALL DAY! AND THEN WE'RE GONNA INVITE HOOKERS OVER AND DO SOME LINES WITH THEM AND THEN RAPE THEM SILLY!!!

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-17 00:08:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

oh god yes. don't forget to bring a little bit of the northern lights bud. that shit is my favorite.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-12-17 00:03:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-16 23:56:47 (#)
Ranking: 0

i'm coming to Vegas just to get drunk and do lines off of hooker's asses with shitfuck. i wasn't going to come, but if shitfuck will be there, it will make it worth the trip.

***

You'd better not be teasing here, man.

GO VEGAS WOO!!!

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-12-16 23:58:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

IM BRINGING A QUARTER PUND OF BC BUD AND I GOT A HOOK UP FOR THE REAL GOOD SHIT IN VEGAS BIOY TAKE NO PRIOSONERS AND THAT SHIT WER"RE GONNA FUCK ONE LADT KICK IN VEGAS BOY

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-16 23:56:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i'm coming to Vegas just to get drunk and do lines off of hooker's asses with shitfuck. i wasn't going to come, but if shitfuck will be there, it will make it worth the trip.

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-12-16 23:56:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

THAT'S RIGHT BOY FLOSS YER FUCKING ASS AND GRAB SEOM GARBAGE BAGS FOR THE DEAD HOOKER WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO DEPSOPE OF BOY!!!!!!

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-12-16 23:55:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

FLOSS YOUR ASS AND BRING SOME BLEACH CUASE YOU'RE AS GOOD AS RAPED BOY#@@@!!!!!!!


Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-12-16 23:55:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

MR HIDDEN THATS RIGHT YOU SAUCY L*TTEL TIGHT ASS BITCH IM COMING TO VEGAS BOY

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-12-16 23:54:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

LADIES AND GENTLEFUCKINGRETARDFUCKHEADs


SHITFUCK IS COMING TO VEGAS SO FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-16 23:33:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

hahahaha


now that you mention it, it's kind of cold in this house. maybe i should go to the thermostat and turn up the HEAT a little...

Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2004-12-16 23:30:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

my dinner is getting cold, maybe i could HEAT it up!!!!

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-16 23:23:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i'm sorry i hurt your feelings with my -2, Merely...



















just kidding.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-12-16 23:23:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

LIEK OMG.... SNAP!1

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-16 23:18:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Merely (user info) at 2004-12-16 23:15:58 (#)
Ranking: -2

This is an old pic I saw floating around in September. Everyone writes his own story to go with it, most claiming responsiblity.

==============================================================

oh no you di-int!

http://www.ubersite.com/m/54462

Submitted by Merely (user info) at 2004-12-16 23:15:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

This is an old pic I saw floating around in September. Everyone writes his own story to go with it, most claiming responsiblity.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-16 21:31:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2004-12-16 19:15:38 (#)
Ranking: 0

When the hell is the last time you wrote something legitimately good?

=====================================================================

2004-12-16 05:38:36

Submitted by sketch9 (user info) at 2004-12-16 21:23:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

http://www.ubersite.com/m/43681

there's a good rape post. honest.

Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-12-16 20:23:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

crazy gnome is laughing at you because he's already violated your stuff.

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-12-16 20:16:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/48382

Oh uber, never grow up.

Now a moment of silence for my co-conspirator in reviving the "rape" dynasty, Spiral Abraxis.

Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2004-12-16 19:53:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by geeohcities (user info) at 2004-12-16 19:41:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hilarious, probably the best thing I've ever read on here!

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-16 19:27:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-12-16 16:46:27 (#)
Ranking: 0

Abs is code for gay.




I thought so. Buahahahahahahahaaaaa

Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2004-12-16 19:15:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

When the hell is the last time you wrote something legitimately good?

Submitted by catscradle (user info) at 2004-12-16 18:47:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Hidden,

+@, kickass post. Rape post bitchers, shut your collective hole.

-2, for not making the bitch iron your shirt before you killed her.

I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul.

Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-12-16 18:44:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

fucking amazing.

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-16 18:36:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

It's doin well, but it's no http://www.ubersite.com/m/54429 ...

Submitted by CanucksFan (user info) at 2004-12-16 18:30:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

amen

Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-12-16 16:52:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

and Shlongy, i'd consider marrying Zoidberg for the tax break, but he's got to be cute and have nice abs.




I have those! And the cute part, though its boyishly cute

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-12-16 16:46:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Abs is code for gay.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-16 16:36:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Zoidberg- indeed.


and Shlongy, i'd consider marrying Zoidberg for the tax break, but he's got to be cute and have nice abs.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-12-16 16:27:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/53523
Here's a mediocre rape post i did roughly a week back, but it didn't get the attention that normal rape posts get on here.

Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2004-12-16 15:58:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-16 15:53:41 (#)
Ranking: 0

Z- Keep kissing his ass like that and I smell a marriage proposal upcoming in the near future!


and somebody hit ME with being childish

Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-12-16 15:54:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

That's one clean car.




...and Munkeypants said she wanted to, so don't go twisting the story on me

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-16 15:53:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Z- Keep kissing his ass like that and I smell a marriage proposal upcoming in the near future!

Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-12-16 15:49:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

something odd I've noticed about us both Hidden


in the beginning of our time at Uber (we came about the same time I think) we were both quite for the most part. Posting now and again and commenting on pieces we liked.


Since then we've become confrontational assholes. I like to think we're keeping the spirit of old-Uber alive

Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-12-16 15:16:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Haha. This is something I wrote awhile ago using this picture as inspiration. If you don't want to read it then don't go. Otherwise, enjoy.

http://www.pulsehead.com/message/340/pulseOPEN+III.......Why+I%27m+going+to+Hell...or+wherever..html

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-16 15:11:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

hey sword, look how much i care-





















Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-12-16 15:05:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Sword- Shut up.




This IS a masterpeice. Nobody but hidden can get this much attention with so little effort.

Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2004-12-16 15:01:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

And by sodomoy, I meant sodomy. Sometimes my fingers get a little excited.

Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2004-12-16 14:55:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

it is cold outside, i sure could use some HEAT!

Submitted by sword (user info) at 2004-12-16 14:52:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

"haha, dude, you take this shit way too seriously. my "work"? i wasn't trying to write a masterpiece, it was a quick joke for my amusement. i love the interaction with the people leaving comments, hence all the replies to my own post. get a clue, turd. "


Don't worry hidden, I don't think anyone would mistake "this shit" for "a masterpeice". When I used the word work I wasn't trying to imply that this took any skill or effort, obviously it did not. Furthermore I was not trying to imply that you were some talented artisan, obviously you are not.

On a usual post you dont make 40 or 50 replies, why are you now? Shouldn't the interaction be the same on any post? Actually I would assume it would be better if the post wasn't authored by you. The real reason you persist in replying to everything ever written on this thread, and replying to it several times I might add, is to generate hits, more reviews, and heat. Get a life, turd.

Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2004-12-16 14:52:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I have a strange feeling that Hidden is not talking about Sodomoy





ASS

Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-12-16 14:41:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

have you ever heard of sodomy, strwbryfanatic?

forcible sodomy is rape and men are raped every day dumbshit

Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2004-12-16 14:32:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

4 things:


1) I laughed at the post

2) I laughed harder at the reviews

3) I think people should take a deep breath and chill out if they are *that* worked up about this

4) I want to hear about how it is possible for a guy to be raped (I am not saying that I don't believe it can happen - I am just ignorant to this phenomenon)

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-16 14:24:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

1600 hits for this worthless piece of shit post.

Nice going, gayboy. You're a HUGE SUCCESS!

Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2004-12-16 14:20:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-12-16 09:55:56 (#)
Ranking: -1

Sorry Hidden, I've seen this picture enough times that it has lost the magic.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------


Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2004-12-16 14:19:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I am Appalled.

But in hysterics.

I'm Hysterically Appalled.

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-12-16 14:06:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Let's make some of those prints on the hood of my truck. Right now they would be snow prints, but I'm not complaining. You can make snow angels with your penis.

Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2004-12-16 14:02:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hahahahaha. The reviews are as good as the post. Rape seniority...

Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-12-16 13:52:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

GODDAMMIT ANDY.



You always make me laugh at things I shouldn't be laughing at. I think I love you.






Rape seniority.... *snicker*

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-16 13:32:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

in my pants.

Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-12-16 13:31:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

where's the beef?

Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2004-12-16 13:30:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Bravo.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-16 13:29:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

"And if its any consolation, I didn't respect you before or after this post!"

ahahahahahahahahaha


hmmmm... i think i'd rather like to be someone's boytoy...

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-12-16 13:29:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh, I'll spank you alright!

And if its any consolation, I didn't respect you before or after this post! .

NOW GET NAKED, BOYTOY!

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-12-16 13:26:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

+1 for the picture

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2004-12-16 13:24:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

'Rape Seniority'

Funny shit right there.

+2 for Telling Uber's very own Queen of All That is Rape to 'put a sock in it'.




Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-16 13:23:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

"Now as for raping an old lady, BAD, that was very bad, now go to my room, young man"


i think i deserve several spankings...

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-16 13:19:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by sword (user info) at 2004-12-16 13:00:01 (#)
Ranking: -2

Did you know that you have replied to your own post 32 times? That seems a little excessive to me. In fact your responces make up 27% of the reviews on this post.

In other news this post is the perfect display of your average work, that is to say terrible

==============================================================

haha, dude, you take this shit way too seriously. my "work"? i wasn't trying to write a masterpiece, it was a quick joke for my amusement. i love the interaction with the people leaving comments, hence all the replies to my own post. get a clue, turd.

Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-12-16 13:18:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

bahahahahaha you sonuvabitch

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-12-16 13:07:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-16 08:07:15 (#)
Ranking: 0

and you're right, there are plenty of other things i could have written about, but i wanted to write about rape.


if i want to talk about rape i have every right and i don't care who it offends. i've been raped twice, which is one more time than you, so i have rape seniority over you. put a sock in it. besides, what did you think this was going to be when you clicked on it? some kind of SENSITIVE rape story?

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
oh Lordy, thank you for starting my day with a laugh.

Now as for raping an old lady, BAD, that was very bad, now go to my room, young man

Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2004-12-16 13:03:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by sword (user info) at 2004-12-16 13:00:01 (#)
Ranking: -2

Did you know that you have replied to your own post 32 times? That seems a little excessive to me. In fact your responces make up 27% of the reviews on this post.

In other news this post is the perfect display of your average work, that is to say terrible




yeah and that other 73 percent is still more than any of your shit will ever be worth. cram in it your blown out asshole statboy.

Submitted by sword (user info) at 2004-12-16 13:00:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Did you know that you have replied to your own post 32 times? That seems a little excessive to me. In fact your responces make up 27% of the reviews on this post.

In other news this post is the perfect display of your average work, that is to say terrible

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-16 12:34:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

see you in hell, Davy.

Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2004-12-16 12:11:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I feel rape, domestic abuse, miscarriage, abortion, murder, racism, and any other fucking thing in the world are grand things to joke about. If you can't laugh about it, it probably doesn't exist.

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-12-16 12:05:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hidden101

I demand you rate my post! Let the people of Uber know the truth of that fateful day.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/54478

I know kung fu

Submitted by someone (user info) at 2004-12-16 11:49:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-16 08:07:15 (#)
Ranking: 0

and you're right, there are plenty of other things i could have written about, but i wanted to write about rape.


if i want to talk about rape i have every right and i don't care who it offends. i've been raped twice, which is one more time than you, so i have rape seniority over you. put a sock in it. besides, what did you think this was going to be when you clicked on it? some kind of SENSITIVE rape story
======

Quite possibly the best response ever.

Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2004-12-16 11:48:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i'm sure nobody cares, but i am doing this just to add more heat to the post. i am leaving work now for lunch, then i will be getting some work done on my truck. then i am going home.
yay me.

Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2004-12-16 11:45:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Hey... why aren't either of you on MSN? (Hidden and Insane that is)

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-16 11:42:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

"Burn in hell sick rapist cunt"


hahahahaha

same thing happened to me about two years ago, dude. i told her no when i was sober. then i blacked out.... she didn't want to take no for an answer.

Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-12-16 11:37:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

This post didnt offend me and I am a rape victim myself.


Date rape, it's true. This girl gave me a bunch of Xanax and painkillers which I willingly washed down with champagne and then I blacked out and we had sex.

Boy was she a barker and boy was I embarassed the next day. I probably told her NO BITCH STOP THAT, but she didn't listen being the sick rapist cunt that she is.


Burn in hell sick rapist cunt


Submitted by sabotage0 (user info) at 2004-12-16 11:18:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

hidden101- You will be seated at the right hand of my throne.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/54483

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-12-16 11:09:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This...

Fucking...

ROCKS

Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2004-12-16 11:08:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

asshole

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-12-16 11:01:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You sid you thought it might start Rape Post Thursday

ehh

close enough I guess

http://www.ubersite.com/m/54478

Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2004-12-16 10:57:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 just for your responses to lojope.

lojope = ubersite's answer to a question nobody fucking asked.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-16 10:54:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

PS. You consistently sound like a whiny little bitch, Hidden. Arguing with broads in here on a regular basis...Trying to sound so smug...wearing your anal poundings like some kind of badge of courage...What size dress do you wear?

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-16 10:49:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

I first saw the picture of that Volvo back in 2001.

Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-12-16 10:30:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

the bitch had like 19 fingers on her left hand!

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2004-12-16 10:23:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Whoa. Sexy.

Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-12-16 10:22:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

My God.

Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2004-12-16 10:20:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

only if i am slathered in bbq sauce. hehehe.... slathered.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-16 10:17:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by sabotage0 (user info) at 2004-12-16 10:15:14 (#)
Ranking: 2

You will all stoke the eternal flames of Hell.

Polyamorousaj and Spedmonkey will be nice, quick flash burns.

Hadooken will be nice and slow-burning... like a pork roast.

BOW BEFORE ME!

================================================================

BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Submitted by sabotage0 (user info) at 2004-12-16 10:15:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You will all stoke the eternal flames of Hell.

Polyamorousaj and Spedmonkey will be nice, quick flash burns.

Hadooken will be nice and slow-burning... like a pork roast.

BOW BEFORE ME!

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-12-16 10:13:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

So, so, dirty...

I'm going to hell for this. +2 for Zoid's story.

Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2004-12-16 10:05:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-16 09:59:32 (#)
Ranking: 0

why do people keep apologizing for negative ratings like they owe me something?


fine! fuck you asshole, this shit sucked hairy giraffe balls and i hope you fucking choke.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-16 09:59:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

why do people keep apologizing for negative ratings like they owe me something?

Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-12-16 09:55:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Sorry Hidden, I've seen this picture enough times that it has lost the magic.

Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2004-12-16 09:55:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Looks like she was kinda fat.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-16 09:54:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

ahahahahahahahahahahaha

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-12-16 09:54:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Andrew Michael, i'm extremely disappointed in you.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-16 09:53:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i still love you, Stin.

Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-12-16 09:52:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

I also said Hadooken ET ALIA.

Sorry dude, I wasn't aiming it directly at you.

I'm going to leave this post alone now, before I unintentionally piss anyone else off :o/

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-16 09:49:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-12-16 09:45:52 (#)
Ranking: 2

GO HELL WOO!

====================================

ahahahahahahahaha


BOW DOWN TO MASTER SATAN. SATAN GIVES US DONUTS....

Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2004-12-16 09:49:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i didnt say :i hope we do" i said it will probably happen. i have been here long enough to know how the trends work. go back and try reading it again before coming at me with that shit.

Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-12-16 09:46:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

I think it's childish to say "Lojo says this, so I hope we have another Rape Post Thursday" because I feel it's petty, cruel and unnecessary.

Which is also my personal opinion only.

Sorry, I should have been clearer.

Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-12-16 09:45:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

GO HELL WOO!

Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-12-16 09:43:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

WHOOO! FUCK OLD PEOPLE!


..metaphorically..but in your case literally..



....eeeeeeeewwwww....

Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2004-12-16 09:39:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I laughed. A lot.

Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2004-12-16 09:35:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

It made me laugh.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-12-16 09:34:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

blah blah blah rape blah blah

shitty post.

Trust me on this, I know. Thats all I write.

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-16 09:34:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-16 09:21:11 (#)
Ranking: 0

anyway, for those of you who gave this a +2 and laughed, i'll see you all in hell. apparently we're terrible people.

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I can live with that... Apparently all the intelligent people from here are heading that way anyway. Heaven's going to be full of do-gooding choir boys. Sounds boring, to me.

Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2004-12-16 09:33:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

who is being childish? i stated facts that were peppered with my own personal opinion. its ok for everybody else to be sensitive, but when somebody takes exception to that, they are childish? dont even fucking start with me.

Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-12-16 09:27:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

There's no need to be childish about it, Hadooken et al.

Lojo has strongly held opinions about rape which she is entitled to express. She has now expressed them, let it go.

Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2004-12-16 09:26:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I saw this photo a few years back... so according to Uber law that means I am better than you and you are stupid

Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2004-12-16 09:25:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Terrible people? Fine. I bet this post will make the Most Heated list. I can understand why people 'might' be offended by this sort of thing, but come on. People with a racist streak make me furious, so when I see posts of that nature on Ubersite, I ignore them instead of giving a -2 and ranting. The only thing that does is make sure that I'll be spending the next half hour to an hour defending my position...over the internet...against strangers.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-16 09:25:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

we've already had "rape post thursday". i hope it comes back for the sole purpose of disrespecting "humanity in general".

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-12-16 09:25:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

BEST

POST

EVAR

Seriously, I laughed my ass off at the post

The replies were even better.

Submitted by arcane (user info) at 2004-12-16 09:25:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Ha it is in most heated it just hasnt moved up into the top ten yet.

Submitted by arcane (user info) at 2004-12-16 09:23:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

If this gets on most heated or "rape post thursday" becomes the next fad its going to be all lojopes fault.

Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-12-16 09:22:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

It's happened before, Hadooken, and it probably would have happened had I said nothing at all. It doesn't matter.

Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-12-16 09:21:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Women in general. Society in general. Humanity in general. Maybe that sounds drastic, but it is what I truly believe. I did not presume to think that you actually thought of me while posting it, but you are acting as if my response came as a surprise to you. It shouldn't have.

And I am over it. I'm not upset.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-16 09:21:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

anyway, for those of you who gave this a +2 and laughed, i'll see you all in hell. apparently we're terrible people.

Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2004-12-16 09:20:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

of course you know (lojope) that your bleeding vagina of a rant is just going to cause every asshole that visits this site to slap up rape posts. its the new flavor of the week and you have no one to blame but yourself.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-16 09:19:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

to tell you the truth, the name "lojope" never crossed my mind when i wrote this. i wasn't thinking of anyone's personal rape experience, so who exactly is this disrespectful towards? the imaginary woman i raped and killed?


get over it.

Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-12-16 09:16:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I wasn't trying to start any shit at all hidden. You don't have to make more of it than it is.

Joking about stuff like this DOES cause me to lose some respect in a person because I feel is it a very disrespectful thing to do. It's as simple as that. I had a LOT of respect for you Hidden, and I still do. This post merely injured it a bit.

Do I expect to be offended on Ubersite? Of course I do. I wasn't shocked by the content of this post. A bit surprised because of the poster, but not shocked. It's certainly not the worst post I have ever seen.

Do I think you shouldn't post it? Well, yes. But that's because I think this kind of joke is horrible. Do I think you shouldn't have the right to post it? Of course not. You have the right to post whatever you want, as does everyone else. And I also have the right comment anything I want.

You are sick of my shit? It gets annoying? Fine. I am sick of people making a joke about something that should not be joked about. That gets pretty annoying too.

But you have the right to do it and post it, and I have the right to comment about how I feel about it.

You asked me what I expected when I clicked on this.

What did you expect my comment on it would be when I did?

Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2004-12-16 09:16:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

That's an awesome picture, but....I don't know how to say this...well, it seems like the chick has 10 fingers on her left hand...

Submitted by arcane (user info) at 2004-12-16 09:15:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/54473
Hidden made a friend.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-16 09:05:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2004-12-16 09:02:16 (#)
Ranking: 0

lighten up bitches.

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i second that notion.

Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2004-12-16 09:02:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

lighten up bitches.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-16 09:00:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Stin- that was already understood with your first rating. it was obvious you weren't offended and you just had "seen better". i understand everyone has a right to feel however they want about any given post. all i'm saying is that lojope's shit gets a little old and it's quite annoying. that's all i have to say. now she can -2 me all she wants, because i don't give a shit about my rating. i was just trying to make some people laugh.

Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-12-16 08:56:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

I understand that Hidden. You got your -1 from me because I really have "seen better".

This is one of the less offensive posts about rape, I think. However, that doesn't make the subject matter any more tasteful.

I cannot joke about rape, no more than I can miscarriage or domestic abuse. Having been in that place, they don't tickle my sense of humour. Why do I click? Morbid curiosity, I guess. If you can joke about rape - even having been there - it's not my place to stop you. But that doesn't mean I *personally* have to like it.

Lojope has a right to her standpoint, I have a right to mine, and you have a right to yours. I have no issue with you personally at all, this post just does nothing for me. Lojo knows you better, and perhaps feels this on a more personal level than I do. I