Is there really more than one way to skin a cat? (951 hits)
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Submitted by Bob Polly <tpx187.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-02-26 22:40:37 EST
Is there really more than one to skin a cat? Has anyone ever really thought of this? C'mon I thought the only way to skin a cat was to just grab it by the tail and swing it around your head till it came out of the skin. I guess you could take a razor and then make sure you get below the skin and cut it off the cat. So I guess there is more way than one way to skin a cat. But really fuck it. You know of what? I really fucking hate cats. Thats why I was thinking of this. People say cats are smart and all that bullshit, but really when was the last time a cat did something really smart? Has your cat ever cooked you breakfast? Has your cat ever did your homework? Fuck no. I can tell you what my brother's roomate's cat did, it pissed everywhere in his room and on all his shit. Yea real fucking smart animal. The fucking thing doenst even know where to piss. I know some of you cat lovers are gonna be all like "i have 77 cats and they dont piss everywhere" well guess what? yes, yes they do, you are so stupid for thinkin that. The last time you had someone at your house i'm sure they were like "well thats an interesting smell..." and you will be like "its potpouri" and then your guest will be thinkin "no fuckwad is fucking cat piss". You see what im gettin at? Cat owners are as dumb as thier cats. And dont respond to this if you own more then 5 cats, cause you are an idiot and dont deserve to respond to me. If you own less than 5 cats dont respond to me either, cause you are also an idiot for owning cat. If you dont own any cats please respond to my opening question, what are some more good ways to skin a cat. I prefer the swinging them around my head one. But im always open to suggestions, execpt from cat owners, you guys are dorks. Seriously get a life.
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-27 17:53:48 EDT (#)
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I thought I would delve back into the history of uber to see all the quality posts there were in the old days before all us peasants arrived and made it rubbish.
Submitted by OICU812 (user info) at 2003-03-21 11:38:57 EST (#)
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Uhh... what's funny about this again?
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-02-28 12:56:07 EST (#)
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Hark! Hark! The dogs do bark
The Duke is fond of kittens
He likes to take their insides out
and use their fur for mittens.
Submitted by tpx187 (user info) at 2003-02-28 12:40:38 EST (#)
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Damnit you guys are missing the point, i dont care about your ferrats, or ferrat hygine, i want to know more ways to skin cats! thats the point, skinnning cats and using thier pelts as clothing. its not for me but for this homeless guy i always see walking around. he needs dead cats more than i do
Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-02-28 12:29:44 EST (#)
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Bathing your ferret regularly is bad for the ferrets hair, skin, and smell. It will cause the smell to come back worse. If you want the smell gone, take it to the vet and for thirty bucks, you can get it's musk galnds removed as well as a good snipping of the genitals. Ferrets need to be bathed maybe once a month.
Peace,
STREETPUNK
Submitted by FlyingPenguin (user info) at 2003-02-27 16:07:13 EST (#)
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ferrets kick all,
and it beat the fuck out of my roomies cat...
that was cool to watch.
Submitted by rev (user info) at 2003-02-27 13:18:47 EST (#)
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The main reason that ferrets sometimes smell are because 1) they aren't bathed regularly and 2) they receive insufficient vitamins... i acknowledge that they do tend to have a musky odor, but that can easily be rectified with a weekly bath and some supplements added to the food
Submitted by LondonBroil at 2003-02-27 02:43:59 EST (#)
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Oh, and don't forget about the ferret's wonderful smell. Oh wait, that's right, they smell like ass. Nevermind.
Submitted by rev (user info) at 2003-02-26 23:33:48 EST (#)
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And this my friend is why God in all of his infinite wisdom invented the mighty ferret. They are like Cats 2.0 with all of the house pet benefits (they use a litter box, for example) with none of the customary cat idiocy. There is no animal with a better attitude, and you would be hard pressed to find a pet whose natural movements are so damn entertaining.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2003-02-26 23:29:27 EST (#)
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Don't forget using them for field goal practice. Hehe i'm not even a kicker.
Submitted by TheMan (user info) at 2003-02-26 22:49:00 EST (#)
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I don't own any cats, and never will. What a waste of space. The best way to skin a cat is under the tires of my truck. Squashes 'em flat every time. All the insides squirt right out, all that's left is a little kitty pelt. I have a leather tanning kit at home, I take the pelt and work my magic. I have a whole wall in my basement devoted to the hanging of my trophies. Cat missing? Try my trophy room. They're also good for shining shoes, buffing your car, and shop rags.