Tubgirl - no pics, safe (12758 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: -0.16 on 23 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by JonnyX (View user info) at 2004-12-16 13:26:08 EST
Tubgirl is just one of those things that you don't _really_ want to see, but like a train wreck, you keep coming back to it.
Then I got to thinking - how _do_ you do that? I don't think that can be done 'naturally', one would have to artifically 'load the machine', as it were.
I'm guessing she just stuck a garden hose in there and ran it for a few minutes. And she must have AWESOME muscle control, because the torque required to shoot that much liquid so high in the air is prodigious indeed. And the color! She had to let things settle for a while to get that color.
Personally, I think it would be more awesome to put some green food coloring in there - nothing says "Happy Holidays" more than a towering green fountain blasting from a bunghole.
Of course, if it were up to me, I would pack her full of soft-serve chocolate ice-cream, and have her vend a few cones - she would be a living, genuine Dairy Queen! You know Germans would pay big bank for that!
What do you think? Is Tubgirl a freak of nature, or a regular occurence?
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-07-02 19:42:06 EDT (#)
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HEH.
Submitted by Gollman (user info) at 2005-02-11 15:13:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2005-01-02 02:22:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The review directly below this one was written by a flagrant homosexual.
Submitted by Chronicles_of_College_Guy (user info) at 2004-12-20 14:34:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by The_Great_Tom (user info) at 2004-12-19 08:04:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-12-16 17:24:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Schlongy the ball washer! He can fit two in his mouth at a time, while humming "Stars & Stripes Forever"!!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-16 17:19:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Nope...Came up with it all by myself.
But I understand your jealousy, being stuck with THAT stupid fucking handle, dipshit.
Submitted by MaximusPadus (user info) at 2004-12-16 16:52:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I am also picturing Shlongy as a ballwasher.
Also, how does a 44 year old guy have the handle "Shlongy"? (Let me guess my mom gave you that nickname in summer of '73 when she was a roadie for your shitty band?)
Queer.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-16 16:28:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow...that's pretty funny, Carrot Top.
I can picture you washing my balls, too...with your tongue, you silly little homo.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2004-12-16 16:07:52 EST (#)
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Schlongy - I'm picturing you as a ball-washer. Yes. Quite so.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-16 15:56:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey Einstein...I didn't play on the TOUR, I worked for the tour, you stupid fuck. And you're real close on the handicap...only off by around 25 or so.
Keep up the good work- Your research into diahrea has been breathtaking.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2004-12-16 15:49:30 EST (#)
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oo!
I got flamed by the Schlongy 'persona'!
Let's see...I hope you go 'ALL IN' on an AIDS-ridden whore!
Good luck on the PGA tour, I didn't think they'd let guys with a 32 handicap play, especially guys who shoot from the ladies' tees...
weee!
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-12-16 15:42:49 EST (#)
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Forced enema in bondage, then placed upside down in a tub and tickled - out comes the poop. YOu don't get out much, do you?
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-12-16 14:52:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2004-12-16 13:34:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
while i will +2 this, i must tell you that " because the torque required to" is just wrong. To blow shit, you need a pressure gradient, not torque. Unless of course, she's got some sort of intestinal centrifugal pump, in which case I abdicate.
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go engineering!!! wooo!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-16 14:37:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Gee...It's so sad that you have to endure sleepless nights thinking about this. Maybe there's a support group for dipshits like you in your neighborhood where you can talk about this until you shit your pants.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-12-16 14:32:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Squattail wrote a much more interesting piece like this about Goatse. You, however, are clearly not as well-informed as Squattail was when he wrote his thing.
Submitted by GoodInTheSac (user info) at 2004-12-16 14:14:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-12-16 13:53:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
die
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2004-12-16 13:44:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2004-12-16 13:34:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
while i will +2 this, i must tell you that " because the torque required to" is just wrong. To blow shit, you need a pressure gradient, not torque. Unless of course, she's got some sort of intestinal centrifugal pump, in which case I abdicate.
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fucking engineers - always coming along and fucking up our shit
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-12-16 13:43:38 EST (#)
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tubgirl is simply a great real-world illustration of the POOCANO!!!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/35502
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2004-12-16 13:34:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
while i will +2 this, i must tell you that " because the torque required to" is just wrong. To blow shit, you need a pressure gradient, not torque. Unless of course, she's got some sort of intestinal centrifugal pump, in which case I abdicate.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2004-12-16 13:32:56 EST (#)
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Is Tubgirl that nasty Japanese porn pic of the chick shooting a fountain of diarrhea 3 feet in the air? I saw that shit on rotten.com about 5 years ago and I'm still scarred by it.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2004-12-16 13:27:13 EST (#)
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tubgirl?