Überasshole found in las vegas nevada (625 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dirty HumorRating: -0.4 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by magnus (View user info) at 2004-12-16 23:24:44 EST
At 2pm Wednesday afternoon a man was admitted to the las Vegas metro mourge upon opening the chest of this man a funny thing was found ( the dude liked ho ho's & twinkies way too much) the man who died from a drug overdose had a fucking 40 pound colon
And that man was elvis "the king of rock & roll" Elvis was said to enjoy things that would enlarge a mans colon but forty fucking pounds OMG dude what the hell kind of chillie cheese dogs did he eat did he say "hey man let me get a chilly dog with some extra colon juice on my dog?"
maybe it was the pills?
maybe it was his wife?
maybe it was aliens?
maybe I have too much time on my hands today?.....maybe? going to laod a bowl & think about this
MEEP!!!!
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Submitted by magnus (user info) at 2004-12-18 11:33:01 EST (#)
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fuck off Rad.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2004-12-17 15:10:35 EST (#)
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It's a side effect of tranks and narcotics - they suppress involuntary muscle movements, including peristalsis (the movement of your gastrointestinal tract that passes food through your system). The shit just keeps backing up until you have a heart attack trying to take a crap.
Sidebar - John Wayne supposedly died with over 60 pounds of impacted fecal matter in his colon.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-12-17 14:47:27 EST (#)
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He was actually talking about you, Yes.
MUHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-12-17 14:30:42 EST (#)
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HAHAHHAHA
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2004-12-17 08:47:49 EST (#)
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meh
Submitted by PyroBeast (user info) at 2004-12-17 06:31:57 EST (#)
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That is so.... MEECROB!
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-12-17 06:09:55 EST (#)
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i don't want to rate this
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-12-16 23:57:41 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by tlovess (user info) at 2004-12-16 23:46:02 EST (#)
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SENTENCE AND PUNCTUATION
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Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-12-16 23:39:14 EST (#)
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B@W
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2004-12-16 23:27:49 EST (#)
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that's ooky. stoppit.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-12-16 23:26:06 EST (#)
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