Worst night ever! (732 hits)
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Submitted by BigBear (View user info) at 2003-02-27 11:57:45 EST
For christs sake someone turn those lights down, my eyes are burning...
was gonna give you the long version but basically heres an breakdown of last night and today
Last Night
1- Go Pub drink too much and have some Coke
2- Invite all mates back to mine for late one
3- Get pissed and fucked on more Coke
4- Turn stereo up till windows shake
5- Tell irate neighbour to Fuck Off
6- Have row with G/Friend
7- Come to and realise that everyones gone, except one guy whos a friend of a friend who i've met once before, and who is currently semi-conscious having puked all over my floor
8- Go to bed only to realise that my G/Friend has left the house and is now at her mothers and not accepting my calls
9- Lay in bed smoking endless bensons and scheming revenge on mankind
10- Sleep
Today
1- Wear sunglasses to work even though its winter and not sunny
2- Feel sick
3- Call G/Friend and grovel on belly (She still loves me woo hoo!)
4- Snap at everybody and do no work (unless Ubersurfing is work?)
5- Plan tonights fun... go home, clean up sick, go to bed and never drink again... or at least until friday night!
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Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-08-27 18:07:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-27 17:56:46 (#)
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I thought I would delve back into the history of uber to see all the quality posts there were in the old days before all us peasants arrived and made it rubbish.
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Hey there c1ndy. I don't give a flying fuck about the "good ol' days", so why don't you write something original and quite posting this old tripe.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-27 17:56:46 EDT (#)
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I thought I would delve back into the history of uber to see all the quality posts there were in the old days before all us peasants arrived and made it rubbish.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-02-27 17:52:22 EST (#)
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Big Bear - it sounds like you need a shoulder to drink on. I'm sure you will drink your way through this.
"Work is the scourge of the drinking class" - Oscar "big Irish fag" Wilde.
Submitted by scott_ny (user info) at 2003-02-27 13:50:32 EST (#)
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That sounds like a typical 'Brit' night out. I have a lot of relatives over there (London and Scotland). To them a drink is a beer AND a Whiskey. I had a three day business trip to London years ago. Because of my cousins, I missed the first day of meetings, and fell asleep on the second day - in the middle of a meeting! In the middle of the afternoon we'd still be drinking. I remember my cousin barfing into a bush and kept walking without losing stride. As if it were a normal occurrence.
Submitted by rev (user info) at 2003-02-27 13:30:37 EST (#)
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On one hand, I can relate. On the other hand, who besides you really cares?
Submitted by DonCal <murphydog5.at.hotmail.com> at 2003-02-27 13:23:07 EST (#)
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I'm now about three shades dumber after having heard what a miserable day you had.