no rest for the wicked (528 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dirty HumorRating: 0.67 on 14 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by magnus (View user info) at 2004-12-17 14:25:52 EST
Do I got one for you all I just found out that I was related to a former SS nazi officer.
Not cool huh?
well my mom said he was a good SS nazi (how the fuck can SS be good?)"he never killed anyone"
she said "He was like a office runner or office clerk not a camp coal mixer" what ever the fuck that meens?
so what sould I do I am the son of the son of the devil!
Is there a way to know 4 shure?
Do any of you have a German officer in your past?
What do I tell my black jewish girlfriend?
Crap am I fucked!
later all MEEP!
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Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2004-12-17 16:19:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Beleive it or not, my great-grandfather (mother's mother's father) was in the Nazi army. My mother's mother married a Jewish man (obviously my mother's father) after they moved to America after WW2, and shortly thereafter, my Nazi great-grandfather had a heart attack and died. He voraciously opposed his daughter's marriage and he hated my grandfather. On top of all of this, I only found out recently that my Nazi great-grandfather lived to see his daughter's marriage. When I was younger, my parents told me that he died before the war (I guess they didn't want me to know he was a sick fuck). My grandfather was one of the greatest human beings that ever lived. My great-grandfather, however, was a fucking scumbag. I'm okay with it.
Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2004-12-17 15:37:46 EST (#)
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is your name Earl?
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2004-12-17 15:22:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
i'm 1/2 german. my ancestors weren't officers though. just lowly lil' privates and such (or the german equivalent). camp coal mixer means something about the ovens...you know...they keep the home fires burning...the home jews
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-17 14:57:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey dipshit...knock off the retalitory -2's, you fucking punkass, before I track you down in your South Park underpants and wrap them around your throat.
There was no need for that.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-12-17 14:45:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-12-17 14:34:01 (#)
Ranking: 1
I have a couple of ovens for sale
Really big ovens, you can almost walk right in
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Read this review.
Choked while laughing...
Bastard.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-17 14:42:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Where's the fucking talent in this?
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-12-17 14:40:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
he never killed anyone? then why bring him up?
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2004-12-17 14:40:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-12-17 14:39:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You are dating Sammy Davis Jr.'s granddaughter?
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-12-17 14:34:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I have a couple of ovens for sale
Really big ovens, you can almost walk right in
Submitted by magnus (user info) at 2004-12-17 14:27:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
cuz if I don't rate it noone will *lmfao*
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2004-12-17 14:27:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2004-12-17 14:27:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You should go around and be like "My family knew Hitler, and Hitler high-fived my grandpa" then start headbanging.
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-12-17 14:27:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha, fuckin' loon.