skateboarding and asshole cops (430 hits)
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Submitted by <BNLmaniac.at.MSN.com> (View user info) at 2003-02-27 16:04:19 EST
ok, i was skateboarding with my friends in front of sears or something.
it was a holiday, (place was closed). so we were skating, and these two pigs pulled up in
their patrol car.
they got out of the car and started looking at us. the first cop was cool. he watched us
skateboard and stuff. so he was cool.
the second cop... well, he was a different story. total assfuck, (or Fucktard... such a
cool word) well, anyway he started bitching at us for skating in the parking lot.
we ignored him, so he jumped in front of my skateboard! i jumped off and he grabbed the board,
he's like 'awww lost your skateboard!! ha ha...' so i walked up to him. now i was easily taller
than this cop. but, he had his partner, and he weighed like 500 pounds more than me. so i didnt
beat his ass down. but i did take my skateboard back. so, the fucktard bitched at me for 'taking evidence' or some shit like that. but his partner stepped up and told him to leave us alone cause it was like drawing a crowd. so the fuckface gave me a ticket for disrupting an officor, or something.
the point of this story is, i HATE COPS.
bye,
Penguin.
User Reviews
Submitted by TheGirlWithoutATitle (user info) at 2005-08-27 18:37:57 EDT (#)
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Cindy's a necro! Call an exorcist!
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-08-27 18:20:10 EDT (#)
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c1ndy, quit posting this old, tired shit
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-08-27 18:18:59 EDT (#)
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Go eat some more paint chips, you retarded fuck.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-27 18:07:55 EDT (#)
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I thought I would delve back into the history of uber to see all the quality posts there were in the old days before all us peasants arrived and made it rubbish.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-06-15 18:50:07 EDT (#)
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YOU DUMB BITCH.
this story isn't real. anyone with an IQ of over, let's say, oh, i don't know... 30, would have known this isn't a real story.
Submitted by JustnotListening (user info) at 2003-06-15 17:15:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dont listen to these assholes,they are just bitch ass whores who need to die
Submitted by Goatboy69 (user info) at 2003-06-15 17:06:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow, where did you go to finishing school?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-06-15 16:51:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
what in THE FUCK is this piece of crap?
Submitted by Rokinroj (user info) at 2003-06-15 16:33:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Please dude! Don't flatter yourself. Had this been a real story (which it isn't) any cop big or small would knock you the fuck out! Cops are trained to fight in all kinds of situations, whooping a skaters ass in an empty parking lot would not have been a challenge. And as for ripping the skateboard out of a cops hands...please man, you crack me up.
...or something
Submitted by Cymensen (user info) at 2003-06-15 16:18:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Maybe you should spend some time learning to write properly and credibly (correct punctuation, etc...) instead of skateboarding.
Submitted by WorkSucks at 2003-05-25 19:44:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Must be one of them midget cops.
Submitted by poisonyourkids (user info) at 2003-03-12 08:16:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
biggest bullshit story ever. If it had really happened (which it didnt) and if i was the cop, i would have broke the skateboard over your head and told you to send the peices to the x games.
Submitted by TimN88 (user info) at 2003-02-27 21:12:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Is skateboarding illegal in your town? Is the parking lot private property?
Skateboarding was illegal in my town. My dad was the mayor for the past 6 years as a hobby. He pushed to get it legalized, and it was.
The way your story was written doesnt give you much credibility.
Submitted by Brioski (user info) at 2003-02-27 18:53:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Agreed.
1. if this really happened to you, i think you would remember it more clearly and not use words like "in front of sears or something" or "disrupting an officer or something".
2. Cops don't have the time to sit there and watch people skate board.
3. real cops don't steal skate boards then tease the person they just stole it from.
4. if the cops did confiscate something from you, trust me, you would not have gotten it back.
5. How could this situation draw a crowd when you just said that the parking lot was empty because it was a holiday, nobody would have been around to witness this.
So stop making shit up just so you can feel like one of the big boys.
Submitted by rev (user info) at 2003-02-27 18:52:52 EST (#)
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[see "things i do not care about"]
Submitted by DarthAwsome (user info) at 2003-02-27 18:23:17 EST (#)
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Next time post under the already made post about this topic...And dont make up stuff and try to be serious.