Dinner Menu in Advance (582 hits)
Category: Quotes & StoriesRating: 0.44 on 19 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by chicagogirl.at.yourhouse.com (View user info) at 2004-12-17 15:35:03 EST
At midnight my vacation from my employer began. Technically, I was working from home today but if you have ever used that term I am sure that we all know there was minimal work going on. At 5:00pm today when my gentleman caller arrives we will proceed to have dinner which I have stock-piled due to the short supply of said dinner. Dinner will quench my thirst and not my appetite. Thank you Samuel Adams for providing me with a delicious drink.
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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-12-17 19:32:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Midnight?
If I left now I could be there by 10:30.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-17 19:18:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i can be there by midnight.
Submitted by Demolocke (user info) at 2004-12-17 17:16:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I lost my bottle opener.
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-12-17 17:06:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hey, whats shakin' Chi-girl?
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2004-12-17 16:27:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"...made painstakingly by me, SAMUEL L. JACKSON! It'll get you drunk! You'll be fucking fat chicks in no time!" - Dave Chappelle
Submitted by magnus (user info) at 2004-12-17 16:11:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
your so cool
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-17 16:03:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'd like to provide you with my delicious dink, providing that after you suck the salami, you never post again.
Do we have a deal?
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-12-17 15:57:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i have viewed all three of these. i have no idea what they are about. i assumed yhey were related to a private joke that i was unaware of so i ignored them.
but now i am curious. chigirl, what the hell is the hullaballo?
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-12-17 15:45:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The first one had novelty value. The next was lame. This was just pointless.
Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2004-12-17 15:44:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
i know it is out of season that is why i have 2 cases!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-12-17 15:44:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
firefly.
And by that, I mean cheesecake.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-12-17 15:43:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My favorite beer
Too bad it's not available all year
Submitted by dodahdave (user info) at 2004-12-17 15:43:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Auto beer +2.
Also, for the phrase "gentleman caller."
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-12-17 15:40:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sam Adams.
Always a good choice.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-12-17 15:39:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Try a bucket of sperm instead....... it's good for your skin.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2004-12-17 15:37:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ALWAYS A GOOD DECISION.
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2004-12-17 15:37:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Octoberfest is out of season now. You need the winter lager.
And Cheeeeeeesecake.
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2004-12-17 15:37:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i read this in under a minute, and it wasnt entertaining. you suck, die.
Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2004-12-17 15:35:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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