Eric Rice: child molester or innocent bystander? (2439 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dirty HumorRating: 1.31 on 37 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Degreeless (View user info) at 2004-12-17 21:50:14 EST
As many of you have known for quite some time, there are people on this website who are trying to get the word out that Eric D. Rice of Virginia is a rapist, stalker and child molester, among other things. But have they ever stopped to consider the consequences?
http://eric.blognews.com/blog/_archives/2004/12/10/202467.html
Read that, and honestly tell me you can't help but laugh. I mean cry. For the poor bastard. Is the honorable pursuit of getting one child molester in prison worth the chance that other people of the same name may be mistaken for that same rapist or child molester?
Yeah. Yeah, it is.
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-06-06 02:58:09 EDT (#)
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those were the days
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-06-06 02:36:01 EDT (#)
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pure beauty
I miss the days whered I play counter strike
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-06-06 02:20:20 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Kale (user info) at 2006-02-16 17:51:41 EST (#)
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Someone explain this to me
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-16 17:18:29 EST (#)
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The Fetish thing really is the funniest thing to ever happen to this site
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-16 17:16:11 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-02-23 07:24:55 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by ButtRodent (user info) at 2004-12-20 11:33:05 EST (#)
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+2 from your rodent Allie.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-12-18 18:50:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-12-18 16:29:05 (#)
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You are behind the power curve:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/52560#1014603
(The article has since moved off the main page...)
But +2 for bringing it to others attention. It is simply hilarious.
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That's where I got the idea from this post. I didn't know you already saw it; I figured you just found a blog and thought it humorous that their name was also Eric Rice. When I saw the article, my heart went out to him. So did my funny bone.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-12-18 18:27:36 EST (#)
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Fucking Hilarious.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-12-18 16:30:01 EST (#)
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The_Great_Tom is Eric Rice woman beater and Eric Rice the criminal.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-12-18 16:29:05 EST (#)
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You are behind the power curve:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/52560#1014603
(The article has since moved off the main page...)
But +2 for bringing it to others attention. It is simply hilarious.
Submitted by The_Great_Tom (user info) at 2004-12-18 14:53:04 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-12-18 10:48:51 EST (#)
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I know it wasn't. Just pointing out to mr.Fetish, who is probably reading this, that playing the google game with "Caulaincourt" is pointless.
Submitted by Quasiplasmohedron (user info) at 2004-12-18 03:37:17 EST (#)
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Caulaincourt, I just thought it was interesting. It wasn't meant to be a personal attack.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-12-18 02:50:44 EST (#)
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very bizarre
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-12-18 02:02:33 EST (#)
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If I type "caulaincourt" it suggests "caulaincourt rapist"
yeah, but...
1. unlike IHAKF, I haven't done anything suggesting I could be a potential sex offender
2. caulaincourt is not my real name
3. if it would be my real name, anyone who would google it would probably a. not understand the word rapist b. not look for any english source or c. both
Conclusion?
I don't give a shit.
Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2004-12-18 01:53:55 EST (#)
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As a consequence, some individuals (not including myself) have taken it upon themselves to accuse him of rape and child molestation, acts which we are all relatively certain he has engaged in.
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Funniest thing I've read all day.
And I read some really funny shit today too, so that's pretty good.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-12-18 01:42:27 EST (#)
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John Galt showed me that link last sunday.
Submitted by Quasiplasmohedron (user info) at 2004-12-18 00:31:52 EST (#)
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If I type "ubersite" it suggests "ubersite bathhouse"
If I type "caulaincourt" it suggests "caulaincourt rapist"
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-12-17 23:28:33 EST (#)
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the page is down but the pic is funny
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-12-17 22:53:02 EST (#)
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run1 agent smith is behind you!
wait, nevermind. ignore it, its just fetish.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-12-17 22:51:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-12-17 22:48:01 (#)
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for domenad's mail
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-12-17 22:48:01 EST (#)
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for domenad's mail
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-12-17 22:44:55 EST (#)
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B@W. You know, for like a PSA or something.
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2004-12-17 22:34:19 EST (#)
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hurr hurr hee harr heer huhuurrr
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-12-17 22:28:13 EST (#)
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Here's the email I sent that poor guy:
Mr. Rice,
I am sorry to say that your affiliation with child molestation is due to a campaign by certain members of Ubersite.com. An individual who frequents that site shares your name and is, by all accounts, extremely uncouth, finds rape and forcible sodomy to be hilarious, and insults and baits dozens of other sitegoers. As a consequence, some individuals (not including myself) have taken it upon themselves to accuse him of rape and child molestation, acts which we are all relatively certain he has engaged in. It was not the intent of any member of Ubersite to impugn your good name, or to affiliate you with Michael Jackson, Catholic Priests, or any other such person who might find young, tender children exciting. Please accept my apologies on behalf of the entire cast of Ubersite, save Eric Rice himself, who is probably happy to have someone to take the heat off of him.
AD Locascio
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-12-17 22:08:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-12-17 22:07:36 (#)
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God damn you Degreeless, that 14 year-old's cock ACCIDENTALLY fell into his mouth! I'm am not going to sit here and see you indict another innocent man!
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Best laugh I've had in a long time. Which happens to be since I saw that link.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-12-17 22:07:36 EST (#)
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God damn you Degreeless, that 14 year-old's cock ACCIDENTALLY fell into his mouth! I'm am not going to sit here and see you indict another innocent man!
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-12-17 22:03:36 EST (#)
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHHAHA THIS RULES TOO MUCH
Submitted by PyroBeast (user info) at 2004-12-17 22:01:34 EST (#)
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I tried it out for myself and just had to give this another +2!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-12-17 22:01:28 EST (#)
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ahahaahahahahahahahahhahaha
Submitted by PyroBeast (user info) at 2004-12-17 21:59:51 EST (#)
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Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
I meant, poor guy.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-12-17 21:55:30 EST (#)
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poor guy
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-12-17 21:54:17 EST (#)
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Wow.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-12-17 21:54:16 EST (#)
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Fucking beautiful.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-12-17 21:53:58 EST (#)
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Re: Re: Re: Google "Suggests" I'm a child molester
by Christibell at 05:51PM (PST) on Dec 12, 2004 | Permanent Link
You can thank Stabkill, Lojope, Caulaincourt, and Professorfuckface of www.ubersite.com for that.