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2004 Uber Directory! You're in here! (1841 hits)

Category: Graphics

Rating: 1.06 on 62 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by professor fuckface (View user info) at 2004-12-17 22:19:57 EST


First of all, I would just like to say thanks to all those who contributed by sending in their photos via e-mail. To those of you who didn't: don't worry. Your relatives, friends and landlords pitched in and sent them in for you. So without further delay, I proudly present the 2004 Uber Turd Directory:

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Submitted by okokididitbutiwasdrunk (user info) at 2005-01-05 23:19:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

plop!

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-01-05 11:56:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Fuck this shit.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-12-20 10:14:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Brilliance!

Submitted by TheMidnight12AM (user info) at 2004-12-20 05:12:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for the obvious pun of "shitfuck."

Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2004-12-20 00:45:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

...I actually made it to the end. I'm eating one of those mini Coffee Crisps right now too.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-12-20 00:41:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

What is that in the bowl with my turd? A blushing tapeworm?

This made be laugh.

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-12-19 18:08:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I am really hurt that I was left out. :-(

Submitted by PeanutButterJellyTime (user info) at 2004-12-19 12:24:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

EWW, BUT THAT WAS GREAT...

Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2004-12-19 00:57:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

haha this is so awesome

Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-12-19 00:39:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I agree with Urbane... some were pretty funny though.

Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2004-12-18 21:23:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i don't know if i'm more disgusted by the pictures of the fact that I actually scrolled through to see which type of shit was which person.


i need to bleach my eyes

Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2004-12-18 21:19:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

I'm not in :(

Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-12-18 18:36:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for leaving me out of this one....

Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-12-18 14:35:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Meh...its kinda funny I guess, but I can't give a positive ranking to anyone who looked up/has that many pictures of shit.

Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-12-18 14:23:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Boo! Where's me?

Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-12-18 12:12:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

In one can stomach the subject matter, there are laughs to be had.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-12-18 11:42:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Fucking nasty!! And thank god I wasnt there.

Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-12-18 11:12:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Who the fuck am I?

BuckeyesTHEGAME, also known as Tom Sorrell.

User id: 4104
Registered: 2003-12-06
Messages posted: 93
Reviews written: 1333
Times reviewed : 3202
Hits: 111,912
Average rating: 1.27



Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-12-18 11:09:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Who the fuck are you? Make it big, then maybe if you get lucky someone will name a piece of shit after you.

Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-12-18 11:04:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Jesus H. Christ.

"Rest assured you're in this."

No, no I'm not. I never am.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-18 09:49:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

PS>http://www.ubersite.com/m/54626

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-18 09:46:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This is the first thing you've ever posted that made me laugh.

I could have even helped with this- I have a beautiful 8' x 11' "SNF" photo, taken from a road trip to New Jersey for the NCAA Eastern Regionals back in 1990.

SNF stands for "Shit No Flush", in case you're interested.

Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-12-18 05:47:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-12-18 01:39:23 (#)
Ranking: 2

stin is there twice.
________________________________________

And I didn't even realise Prof. Fuckface even knew who I was.

Wow!

That's a whole load of shit though boy; tell me, do you have a fascination with all things anal? Would you let me do you....






In the pooper?

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-12-18 05:28:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-12-18 03:57:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 1


Not in here...

Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-12-18 03:51:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by wasabi (user info) at 2004-12-17 22:24:35 (#)
Ranking: 1

Wow, I'm glad I'm new here. That's a directory I don't want to be in.

I'm not glad, however, that I have a weak stomach... I barely made it to the end without puking.

---------------

You're not in there because you make no impact on the site. You have 29 reviews and 2 posts, cock.


WHERE THE HELL AM I?! I should be an orange colored turd or somthing, like Tony the Tigre.

Bitch.

Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2004-12-18 03:35:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Raw talent.

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-12-18 03:15:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

eh

Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-12-18 02:26:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

uh, hey, i'm pissed because, wait, i'm not on here. What? Do I not suck enough to warrant my own pile of shit? Godammit I confused myself again. I want to be a pile of shit man! Jesus fucking christ....I did a poop camwhore and everything for nothing. Thanks you fucker.

im on drugs

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-12-18 02:11:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by FuckTheArmy (user info) at 2004-12-18 02:04:12 (#)
Ranking: -1

Not only does this suck, but you left me out.

***

That must make you an insignificant turd. HAR HAR! VERY PUNNY!

This is about the funniest and most descriptive collage of poo I have set eyes upon.

Submitted by FuckTheArmy (user info) at 2004-12-18 02:04:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Not only does this suck, but you left me out.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-12-18 01:54:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

For a moment I was worried I wouldn't be included.

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-12-18 01:39:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

stin is there twice.

i'm not on there


woo!

Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-12-18 01:12:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I haven't taken a shit that small since 1971.

Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2004-12-18 01:04:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Banga3386 (user info) at 2004-12-18 00:34:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Well I've got to hand it to you for being able to (or being sick enough) to search through enough poo pics to find just the right one for each person. Also it is sick that people are going to start commenting on how in/accurate their shits are to their personality. But hey, even I was bummed at first that I'm not on the list.

Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2004-12-18 00:32:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

1) I'm going to vomit.
2) I am actually in there. Surprising.
3) At least I remembered to wipe.
4) Submitted by Zod (user info) at 2004-12-17 22:22:35 (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for the shit camwhore. You're a scary, scary man.

Submitted by Ferretnose (user info) at 2004-12-18 00:17:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You sicko.

Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-12-17 23:48:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I take Brendan-style shits every fucking day. I blame it on all the rat poison and gatorade.

Stin's in there two times I notice.

Submitted by precision (user info) at 2004-12-17 23:19:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This post was shit...oh, wait...yeah, it's shit alright

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-12-17 23:18:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

keep my name off of your posts and so will I.

Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2004-12-17 23:07:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I gagged

Submitted by Joemama (user info) at 2004-12-17 23:06:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm gonna have bad dreams tonight........thanks

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-12-17 22:53:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Haha I just noticed Caulain's. Well you can't blame me for not paying attention to the small details of this post, can you?

Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-12-17 22:52:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

well it's good to know that *I*'m not a piece of shit

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-17 22:49:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

you have no idea what the sun looks like, do you?

Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-12-17 22:48:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

WOO! I'm in there twice.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-12-17 22:46:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I like mine all right

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-12-17 22:45:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Gibberish.

Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2004-12-17 22:44:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I am in here

Submitted by PyroBeast (user info) at 2004-12-17 22:41:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Burritos...

Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-12-17 22:37:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Haha, my poo was on the edge. Like in my name. Well done.

Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-12-17 22:37:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

so thats where my lower intestines went?!

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-12-17 22:35:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm gonna be sick.
But I'm laughing.

This sucks

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-12-17 22:28:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Woah... I am in here.

Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-12-17 22:27:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

congratulations, this is quite an achievment

i only wish my shit was as glorius and doggy as that portrayed

Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2004-12-17 22:27:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

fucking ROFL

you got Circe down PERFECTLY!

well done.



Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2004-12-17 22:25:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

I'm not in here.

Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-12-17 22:25:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

it's that damn curry

Submitted by wasabi (user info) at 2004-12-17 22:24:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Wow, I'm glad I'm new here. That's a directory I don't want to be in.

I'm not glad, however, that I have a weak stomach... I barely made it to the end without puking.

Submitted by Zod (user info) at 2004-12-17 22:22:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

What the fuck?! You didn't even put me in there! I thought you hated me more than that? Oh well, I'll have to try harder next time.

+2 for the shit camwhore. You're a scary, scary man.

Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-12-17 22:21:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

You got my bad side, asshole!


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