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Submitted by Chinaski (View user info) at 2004-12-18 22:36:59 EST
As I was working at the cafe today, an elderly woman approached me. There was something nasty about her, and I knew there were sure to be repercussions from this bitch's nastiness... I could smell them.
The fact that this bitch's nastiness was exuding forth like fumes from a corpse sent me to the other side of the room to sweep. I talked to some fellow somaliers while keeping an eye on the nasty woman. Then, unfortunately she entered my domain... the tasting section.
Now before you point out that I am selling a product to an innocent old woman, consider this: If I were a but selling to an innocent old woman, why would this deviant, 76-year old sexual predator be soon to accidently brush her wizened corpse-like hand against my dick?
Standing next to her, I had a moment's warning- her eyes reflected the beady nastiness commonly seen in bitter old CEOS, the ones who have been indicted.
They also reflected with the boundless loneliness of the old. Helplessly reaching.
She clutched at my arm, and I wasn't able to contain a shiver. I noted her liver-marked hands, shrivelled like tomatoes rotting in the sun. White, paper-thin skin stretched across bones which floated in condensing plasma- blood which no longer served a purpose but lazily pooled in drying-out areas of the body.
Her pupils were sharp and frightening, but the whites of her eyes were yellowed and atrophying with age. There was a smell of old, bargain perfume about her, a sour imitation of eau de toilet respectable.
Then her hand brushed against my dick as I spoke to her of bath salts and chardonnays.
My dick rose. Slightly. Enough to press against her hand which was slowly, so slowly pulling back. I stepped forward, so that her body was obscuring the view behind us and the condiments table covered us from the right and top. Her hand was suddenly a live eel, discrete but frenzied, virtually clawing my dick through my jeans. I hardened into the spiked tip of an anvil. "Fucking stroke it," I whispered. Her claw fernetically jigged with the palsy of age. I stiffened as brittle nails ran down the hard veins of my cock, scratching.
Then I stepped back. My erection was barely covered by the edge of the table. The old woman was quivering, panting. She looked at me and gave a twisted perversion of a seductive gaze. Her lips parted, yellow teeth poked dully forth, and a tiny, wet tongue poked out. Those beady eyes converge down, though the table, staring pointedly.
As the few customers milled about the store, I looked her in the eye. "Buy a cake," I said. "Have me take it to your car".
She did as I said. I told my supervisor I was going to help her.
I helped her. We got outside and I told her to take a left, leading us to a private bathroom.
Once at the bathroom I told her to go in. I looked over my shoulders. There was nobody looking; a man was talking to his friend, both their backs turned.
I walked quickly into the bathroom.
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The door was locked the moment I got in and the old woman hurried to take off her jacket. I helped her and dumped it on the floor.
"Don't move, and don't say anything" I said. I was only going to do one thing.
First I reached down and grabbed both sides of her pants. I pulled the button out and held her pants up with the left hand as I zipped the zipper down with the right. I got on my knees and stuck my face, my mouth lips and nose, hard into her labia.
There was a scent of dust and a small fragrance of sardines. I breathed hotly into her cooch and pushed out my tongue, letting it vibrate and jiggle wildly against her groin. She made a small noise, like a trapped burrow animal.
Then I stood up. My dick was pressing agonizingly against my jeans. As silently as possible I popped my button and undid my fly. My cock popped out like a jack-in-the-box, quivered fully erect, and throbbed pulsingly. My cock was hard enough to be right around eight inches, and completely engorged with blood.
The old hag's hand immediately clenched around it and she began jacking me off with unpracticed abandon. I grabbed her by the wrist and flung her hand away. This bitch was 76. There was no way I wasn't fucking her raw dog.
She saw my intentions. I wasn't looking at her for a response though- I pulled down her pants, picked her up, and set her down on the lip of the sink. She fell forwards and caught herself on my shoulders.
The I grabbed her left shoulder with my left hand and my cock with my right. I squeezed it till the head shone purple and glistened like a balloon. Then I spread her thighs with mine, spread her pussy lips apart, and pushed my head up against her entrance. It was almost entirely dry. I stuck my index finger deep inside and found moisture. Enough moisture. I pushed in and slowly, slowly worked my way in the tight bone cavern. Then I was in.
The pressure on my dick was maddening. I stepped backwards a little and pulled her towards me. I let myself slide in and out, like a greased piston pumping in an engine. It felt very good. I pushed her backwards so she was reclining and grabbed her hips. Then I proceeded to fuck her at a steady rock tempo for about three minutes.
I felt the gauge rising. I fell against her and pumped as hard and fast as I could, till the cup began to runneth over. The maddening feeling of empty filling flooded into me as I flooded into her. I let out a savage grunt and in three vicious pumps squirted yards of semen into her dry cootch.
Then it was done. I pulled out and wiped on her shirt and pulled my pants up. It had been a good, and interesting fuck. I looked at her and said, "We can do it again at your house for 100 dollars. Here's my number."
Then I looked disdainfully at her, washed my hands, and walked out.
User Reviews
Submitted by Affinity (user info) at 2005-03-20 18:04:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
you'll all think that rocked when you're in your 70's
i'm 30 though, It made me puke
Submitted by TimeCop (user info) at 2005-03-20 17:52:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking hell...
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-03-20 17:41:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
shock
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-01-04 08:45:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What the fucking hell???
If you remove all the old lady bits its quite horny.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-01-04 08:16:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I live in GA (in response to your query on Maximus's last post). Email me if you ever come this way and we can get crazy on celery seeds or whatever it is you crazy drug people like to do - emililly78.at.yahoo.com.
Submitted by MaximusPadus (user info) at 2005-01-03 23:01:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude you are fucking awesome.
Submitted by Blitzen (user info) at 2004-12-19 14:58:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
um... i don't quite know what to say
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-12-19 08:53:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
That's not how grandma tells it. According to her, shit went down entirely different.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2004-12-19 04:30:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Decent story. Had some funny parts.
Submitted by awj002 (user info) at 2004-12-19 02:16:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-2die unoriginal and poorly-written. you suck
Submitted by Chronicles_of_College_Guy (user info) at 2004-12-19 02:08:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
A +2 to a loyal fan of mine.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-12-19 01:55:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
that settles it, I'm banging the next geriatric woman I see
and how the hell do you know my major
I smell a conspiracy and/or an attempted murder
Submitted by Pearl_Campbell (user info) at 2004-12-19 00:06:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Viper_04 (user info) at 2004-12-18 23:33:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I guess curiosity killed the cat.....or in this case my dick
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2004-12-18 23:29:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You should write for "Gray Box" magazine.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2004-12-18 22:44:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh dear god, I'll never have sex again.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-12-18 22:44:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm disgusted enough that I'll just give this a 0 and pretend it never happened.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-12-18 22:44:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
ummm...way to take all the fun out of it
i don't know what to give this. here's a one