Sarah Jessica Parker, Not that Hot (1204 hits)
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Submitted by Pearnbran Uber <pearnbran.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-12-19 16:53:30 EST
Gap commercials are hard enough to watch, over the course of a few years they were a little entertaining
However lately what in the hell are they trying to do?
Have you noticed that they are force-feeding us Sarah ever damn commercial?
Like she is some kind ultra popular Hottie.
Sure, she is "attractive" but I can name at least thirty other women that I would rather see.
I just hope that after Christmas, that is the last I have to see of her.
I would rather watch Morgan Fairchild hock old Navy any day.
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Submitted by Ferretnose (user info) at 2004-12-20 16:33:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-20 15:58:07 (#)
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Submitted by Ferretnose (user info) at 2004-12-20 15:47:08 (#)
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Submitted by landyuk (user info) at 2004-12-20 07:34:05 (#)
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SCRUBBER! Get a haircut ( if you can afford it )!Submitted by Ferretnose (user info) at 2004-12-19 18:32:25 (#)
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Well, yes, I can afford it, and I do get haircuts. My husband gives me haircuts, which is pretty damn simple since my hair is all of one length. Like I said, I have better things to spend my money on. I have no idea what a scrubber is. I can't imagine why anyone would find fault with being money wise. If you think that only poor people budget their money, you're dead wrong.
I bet you're really something to look at, what, with that shopping itinerary, that astute and keen "fashion sense" and haircuts from your hubby, Vidal Leroy Smith. A $50 ring?
I buy glasses of scotch in bars that cost more than that.
Please, never camwhore...OK?
Your story is very sad to me.
Dear Shlongy:
Why the personal attack? Tell me, why do I need to look all dolled up just to do my daily routine? My work does not require my dressing up. I never said my clothes didn't match, were shabby, or any other such thing. Simply that they were inexpensive. I am not a slave to trends. Thus, the things that I feel are important to buy the best of, I do. Why should I go to a beautician, when all I need is for someone to cut straight across the end of my hair? It's all one length. It's not like we are using a "flowbee" or something. I don't look unkempt unless I'm sick or very tired.
So, you think a woman who spends money on fancy jewelry, trendy clothes, and faggy hairdressers is better than one who spends household money wisely? You've spent more money on a glass of Scotch? Lovely. I spend the money I save on clothes on beautiful things for my house, antiques and such.
Oh, and I have camwhored. I am quite sure you will either not bother to look, or, if you do, you will have a nasty comment about it. I don't care. Is fashion important enough to be vicious to someone who has never done a thing to you? Looks like.
Your comment makes you sound like that one person in the Jerry Springer audience who stands up and says, "You is a triflin' bitch dat git yo clothes from Wal-Mart!".
F.
Submitted by lessthanfour (user info) at 2004-12-20 16:29:20 EST (#)
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SJP is a man, baby.
A man.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2004-12-20 16:00:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jambo (user info) at 2004-12-20 15:58:21 (#)
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I think Sarah Jessica Parker looks like Pokey. You know, Gumby's horse?
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I agree.
Submitted by Jambo (user info) at 2004-12-20 15:59:26 EST (#)
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I didn't even read the reviews to see how many people said that first.
At least I got the Pokey refrence, damnit!
Submitted by Jambo (user info) at 2004-12-20 15:58:21 EST (#)
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I think Sarah Jessica Parker looks like Pokey. You know, Gumby's horse?
And last time I checked...Pokey didn't give me a boner.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-20 15:58:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by Ferretnose (user info) at 2004-12-20 15:47:08 (#)
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Submitted by landyuk (user info) at 2004-12-20 07:34:05 (#)
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SCRUBBER! Get a haircut ( if you can afford it )!Submitted by Ferretnose (user info) at 2004-12-19 18:32:25 (#)
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Well, yes, I can afford it, and I do get haircuts. My husband gives me haircuts, which is pretty damn simple since my hair is all of one length. Like I said, I have better things to spend my money on. I have no idea what a scrubber is. I can't imagine why anyone would find fault with being money wise. If you think that only poor people budget their money, you're dead wrong.
I bet you're really something to look at, what, with that shopping itinerary, that astute and keen "fashion sense" and haircuts from your hubby, Vidal Leroy Smith. A $50 ring?
I buy glasses of scotch in bars that cost more than that.
Please, never camwhore...OK?
Your story is very sad to me.
Submitted by Ferretnose (user info) at 2004-12-20 15:47:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by landyuk (user info) at 2004-12-20 07:34:05 (#)
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SCRUBBER! Get a haircut ( if you can afford it )!Submitted by Ferretnose (user info) at 2004-12-19 18:32:25 (#)
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Well, yes, I can afford it, and I do get haircuts. My husband gives me haircuts, which is pretty damn simple since my hair is all of one length. Like I said, I have better things to spend my money on. I have no idea what a scrubber is. I can't imagine why anyone would find fault with being money wise. If you think that only poor people budget their money, you're dead wrong.
F.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2004-12-20 08:33:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by RkaDk2 (user info) at 2004-12-20 07:25:06 (#)
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Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2004-12-20 01:57:36 (#)
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Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a horse.
This is so true. That big fucking snout. hahaha
Submitted by landyuk (user info) at 2004-12-20 07:34:05 EST (#)
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SCRUBBER! Get a haircut ( if you can afford it )!Submitted by Ferretnose (user info) at 2004-12-19 18:32:25 (#)
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I don't notice GAP commercials. I don't notice Old Navy commercials. Nor do I register JC Penny, Zales, or anything like that. When I hear them coming on, I immediately tune it out. That's because:
I get my clothes at Wal-Mart or Cato, unless it's formalwear
I am wearing a pair of perfectly good shoes from Goodwill that some stuck up bitch probably wore once, and I got 3 other pairs the same way
I have never paid over 20 bucks for any non-special occasion article of clothing, including jeans
Have never had my nails done, and have only been to a hairdresser 4 times in my whole 31 years
The most expensive piece of jewelry I own is my wedding band which was under 50 bucks. The rest is costume jewelry
I have way better things to spend my money on than some pastel colored shit from GAP. I don't even wear white or pastels unless it's a special occasion. I friggen' hate pastels. Blue jeans, t-shirts, sweatshirts, and sneakers rule. Why did I feel the need to say all this? Because I just felt like it. Just tune it all out.
F.
Old Navy isn't that bad, and they're not really expensive. I have this jacket, this insanely comfortable dark blue fleece thing from Old Navy that I got five years ago for like six bucks and it is STILL my absolute favorite article of clothing. And I have a LOT of clothing.
The Gap does suck though
Submitted by RkaDk2 (user info) at 2004-12-20 07:25:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2004-12-20 01:57:36 (#)
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Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a horse.
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Damn, you beat me to it.
Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2004-12-20 01:57:36 EST (#)
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Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a horse.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-12-20 01:48:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by Ferretnose (user info) at 2004-12-19 18:32:25 (#)
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I don't notice GAP commercials. I don't notice Old Navy commercials. Nor do I register JC Penny, Zales, or anything like that. When I hear them coming on, I immediately tune it out. That's because:
I get my clothes at Wal-Mart or Cato, unless it's formalwear
I am wearing a pair of perfectly good shoes from Goodwill that some stuck up bitch probably wore once, and I got 3 other pairs the same way
I have never paid over 20 bucks for any non-special occasion article of clothing, including jeans
Have never had my nails done, and have only been to a hairdresser 4 times in my whole 31 years
The most expensive piece of jewelry I own is my wedding band which was under 50 bucks. The rest is costume jewelry
I have way better things to spend my money on than some pastel colored shit from GAP. I don't even wear white or pastels unless it's a special occasion. I friggen' hate pastels. Blue jeans, t-shirts, sweatshirts, and sneakers rule. Why did I feel the need to say all this? Because I just felt like it. Just tune it all out.
F.
Old Navy isn't that bad, and they're not really expensive. I have this jacket, this insanely comfortable dark blue fleece thing from Old Navy that I got five years ago for like six bucks and it is STILL my absolute favorite article of clothing. And I have a LOT of clothing.
The Gap does suck though.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-12-19 19:30:31 EST (#)
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I'd let her bury her Jewish nose in my pubic hair any day of the week, man...
Course, I wouldn't admit it, afterward...
Submitted by stevendurel (user info) at 2004-12-19 18:56:54 EST (#)
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"I can name at least thirty other women that I would rather see."
You can only name thirty? I feel bad for you.
Actually, I hate to side with him, but I agree with what College-Guy said. I think the target audience is women, not men. Sarah Jessica Parker does represent the SEX AND THE CITY style thing and Gap is obviously just trying to cash in on it.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2004-12-19 18:40:34 EST (#)
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Sure, she is "attractive" but I can name at least thirty other women that I would rather see.
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No, no, no, no, no, no!!! She is not attractive in the least, with or without quotes. She is fucking gross, I don't care what her body looks like. Blahhhh
Submitted by Ferretnose (user info) at 2004-12-19 18:32:25 EST (#)
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I don't notice GAP commercials. I don't notice Old Navy commercials. Nor do I register JC Penny, Zales, or anything like that. When I hear them coming on, I immediately tune it out. That's because:
I get my clothes at Wal-Mart or Cato, unless it's formalwear
I am wearing a pair of perfectly good shoes from Goodwill that some stuck up bitch probably wore once, and I got 3 other pairs the same way
I have never paid over 20 bucks for any non-special occasion article of clothing, including jeans
Have never had my nails done, and have only been to a hairdresser 4 times in my whole 31 years
The most expensive piece of jewelry I own is my wedding band which was under 50 bucks. The rest is costume jewelry
I have way better things to spend my money on than some pastel colored shit from GAP. I don't even wear white or pastels unless it's a special occasion. I friggen' hate pastels. Blue jeans, t-shirts, sweatshirts, and sneakers rule. Why did I feel the need to say all this? Because I just felt like it. Just tune it all out.
F.
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2004-12-19 17:55:57 EST (#)
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Sounds like college guy just sprouted a huge chub, couldn't find anyone to get him off, got blue balls, and took it out on you. Or he may be menstruating.
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-12-19 17:35:04 EST (#)
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Sarah Jessica Parker is an anagram for Stupid Bitch Slut
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-19 17:34:10 EST (#)
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I don't think she's hot, either. Man face.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2004-12-19 17:27:57 EST (#)
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I think the last time Parker was hot was when she played a hyperactive flousy in L.A. Story. Since then she has declined more and more, to the point where she could probably redo Hocus Pocus without putting on the make-up.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-12-19 17:23:36 EST (#)
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meh, just because i think college guy shouldn't have gave you a -2.
Submitted by Pearnbran (user info) at 2004-12-19 17:20:24 EST (#)
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Yes, I did in fact see a Gap commercial for I guess about the tenth time in two hours.
Lenny was not in it.
Sex in the City is off the air.
I never watched it
I would rather watch the Sopranos.
Nor am I a Metro Sexual.
It was just a comment on holiday non-secular commercials.
This time a few years ago there would have been a More Christmassy feel to it.
Submitted by Chronicles_of_College_Guy (user info) at 2004-12-19 17:06:40 EST (#)
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This was a bad post. Why? I'm glad you asked! Let me explain:
"Gap commercials are hard enough to watch, over the course of a few years they were a little entertaining."
So you don't like them, but they're good. This 'paragraph' needs some elaboration.
"Have you noticed that they are force-feeding us Sarah ever damn commercial?"
She is a celebrity and they are paying her to be in the commercial. I'll have you notice that they've been putting that faggot Lenny Kravitz in a bunch of commercials too.
"Sure, she is "attractive" but I can name at least thirty other women that I would rather see."
Well, beggers can't be choosers. Also, I am sure that the Gap isn't selling her PURELY for her looks. Who's more likely the audience here (think about it)--men or women? Obviously a woman is going to be much more drawn to going to the Gap by SJP over a man. Because of "Sex and the City" SJP is kind of a staple for hip metro cool popular style. So the chick isn't hot. Neither is Oprah, but she still sells.
"I would rather watch Morgan Fairchild hock old Navy any day."
I'd rather see Britney Spears suck my cock, but that's just me.
Overall, it sounds like you saw a commercial, had a nervous fit and went to your computer to complain. You hardly seemed to think out what you were saying. Gap commercials suck, most commercials suck.
Submitted by Saxman (user info) at 2004-12-19 16:56:11 EST (#)
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eh, I'd do her