You'll Never Guess Who Shopped at Kmart Today....(definitely not shenanigans) (827 hits)
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Submitted by What Willis Was Talkin' 'Bout (View user info) at 2004-12-19 21:19:36 EST
I got fired from Kmart today. Something about a bad attitude, just because I wouldn't dress up in a Santa suit like a dipshit. Anyways, back on topic.
As I was putting my last two hours in, I saw a black guy(odd for this area) with slightly nappy hair and a haggard beard walking into Kmart. He reminded me of someone I'd seen on TV.. then I remembered who it was. Ricky Williams, the former Miami Dolphins running back who quit football to pursue a career in alternative healing methods(and this M.O. is valid because he goes to an alternative healing school in my town now), was walking into Kmart. I wasn't 100% sure at first, but when my former co-worker saw him drive away in a Jeep with Florida plates that said something like RICKY 34, it confirmed it. Apparently he's a changed man, and needed some wares from the local discount store.
I wish I would have had the opportunity to talk to him and maybe even get a picture or an autograph, but I was working, and by the time I got fired he was gone. I also would have said something anyways, but I have enough respect to know not to bother someone when they're shopping.
I'll probably see more of him seeing as how he lives in Nevada City, the town next to Grass Valley, where I live and he goes to school.
Just thought I'd share this with you all. And by the way, if you psychos wanna come stalk him, it's Grass Valley and Nevada City, in the state of California.
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Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2004-12-20 11:23:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2004-12-20 08:36:23 (#)
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You shoulda asked him for some smoke. I bet he's got some real good shit.
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I concur.
-2 for getting fired from K-Mart. Dumbass.
Submitted by Heather (user info) at 2004-12-20 11:04:56 EST (#)
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Why?
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-12-20 10:45:31 EST (#)
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Michael Jackson stopped at my house and asked if he could use the bathroom once when I was a kid.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2004-12-20 08:36:23 EST (#)
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You shoulda asked him for some smoke. I bet he's got some real good shit.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2004-12-19 23:24:46 EST (#)
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hidden, I often have visible wet spots when I think of you... tee hee!
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-12-19 22:11:25 EST (#)
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I shopped at K-Mart today and I didn't see him. Shenanigans.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-19 22:10:50 EST (#)
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big deal. girls are always pointing and staring at me and saying to their girlfriends "oh my god, there's ANDY!", usually with a visible wet spot on their crotch.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-12-19 21:58:27 EST (#)
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ghey.
Submitted by PyroBeast (user info) at 2004-12-19 21:52:49 EST (#)
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OMG OMG I SAW BRITNEY SPEARES ON TEH MTV LOLLOLLOLL!
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2004-12-19 21:49:30 EST (#)
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*Jim Brown.
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2004-12-19 21:48:51 EST (#)
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One time I sat next to the legendary Cleveland Browns running back Jim Browns on an airplane. He had five of those little bottles of bloody mary's and then passed out. It truly was the greatest day of my life.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-12-19 21:47:28 EST (#)
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oh yea...
i also saw Kobe...
in Colorado.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-12-19 21:46:57 EST (#)
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I saw Santa,
pounding your dad in the ass.
Submitted by Freakmagnet (user info) at 2004-12-19 21:39:38 EST (#)
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I saw Yassir Arafat at a Red Wings game.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-12-19 21:34:54 EST (#)
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Forgot the -2.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-12-19 21:34:25 EST (#)
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I once saw Michael Jordan in... get this... you're gonna flip... you'll never believe it...
CHICAGO! I know! I was shocked too!
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-12-19 21:28:52 EST (#)
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I once saw the messiah in "The Passion of Christ."
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-12-19 21:27:17 EST (#)
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That's nothing. One time I saw Al Pacino in a mafia movie.