Licking the Waiter (882 hits)
Category: HumorRating: 0.5 on 5 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by BigBear (View user info) at 2003-02-28 05:05:03 EST
Was out and totally pissed the other night when I saw this really short fat ugly bird at the bar, so being a total asshole, I double dared my mate Si to lick her face with no warning allowed, which he duly went and did to the great amusement of me...
Fast forward to two days later i'm sober and out for lunch with my G/friend and Si, when he suddenly remembers and dares me to lick the waiters face, so much to his and my G/friends amusement when the guy crouches down beside our table to offer up the bill, my head darts forwards tongue protuding and I get the whole cheek, but what confused me was that rather than punching me, which I fully expected and deserved, the waiter just kinda shrugged and continued like nothing had happened!
So come on all you Uber-Waiters and Waitresses, fill me in, is this a common occurence?
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-27 18:15:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I thought I would delve back into the history of uber to see all the quality posts there were in the old days before all us peasants arrived and made it rubbish.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-03-04 22:32:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Useful tip,
Always lick your waiter AFTER eating the meal.
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2003-02-28 15:54:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha If I was that waited I would have kicked your ass, with total disregard for the fact I would lose my job.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-02-28 11:37:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
One of my customers slobbered in my ear one time. I gave him a crack across the skull he didn't soon forget. I got free cab rides for a year for his little stunt as he owned the company. The Dirtbag.
Loren
Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-02-28 11:21:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I was never licked by a customer when I waited tables. Bart has licked a bums ass, you should ask him about it.
Peace,
STREETPUNK