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Beyond Belief w/working link (595 hits)

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Rating: 0.83 on 8 reviews (Rate this item) (V)

Submitted by Judoka (View user info) at 2004-12-20 10:58:45 EST

Think of this http://www.starnewspapers.com/star/spedit/col/19-co1.htm as a companion piece to:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/11782

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Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-04-15 21:48:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

The link doesn't work anymore...........gambler

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-12-20 19:50:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

While it's NOT oppresive to pee while standing...

It *is* oppressive to pee while standing on her hands, making her watch the urine splash on the rim of the toilet while yelling "YOU WILL CLEAN THIS WHILE I AM DONE AND THEN I WILL FUCK YOU IN THE ASS"

Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-12-20 19:45:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-12-20 11:11:27 (#)
Ranking: 1

I piss in the sink.

Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-12-20 19:38:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

"All my friends demand that their husbands or boyfriends sit down," said Jessica."

Hey Jessica! Not only do I stand, I piss all over the fuzzy toilet cover.

Submitted by Judoka (user info) at 2004-12-20 12:02:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Nobodies considered the 'morning wood' phenominom.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-12-20 11:11:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I piss in the sink.

Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2004-12-20 11:10:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Seemed appropriate.

Homer: Boy, you don't have to follow in my footsteps.

Bart: Don't worry, I don't even like using the bathroom after you.

Homer: Why you little -- !

Like Father Like Clown

Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2004-12-20 11:09:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I had no idea that I was oppressing women when I stand to pee. Man, not even Loki has gone far enough left to try to make that point.

But alas, I fear if I don't bow to the wishes of these people, someone shall be offended, and I will have to attempt to live with that on my conscience. That is something I cannot do, so in the end I must relent.

<sigh>

I'm going to feel like such a wimp now.