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How I plan to kill my ex-girlfriend (1462 hits)

Category: Quotes & Stories

Rating: -1.38 on 15 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by magnus (View user info) at 2004-12-20 21:41:27 EST


If I had my way my ex-girlfrind would be killed 3 times
The first would be to burn that whore with a gas flam-thower or a big oven.
The next is ripped apart by two trucks like a s10 & a dodge 1500? (RIPPPPPP)muhahahahahahahahaha I am evil I know.
Last but not least this would be nice...........................................

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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-21 10:25:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Talk to her.

Then you could kill her with stupidity and boredom.

Submitted by absolutes (user info) at 2004-12-21 09:25:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2004-12-21 05:54:37 (#)
Ranking: -2

thought it was a rooster at first.

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HAHAHAHA

Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2004-12-21 05:54:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

thought it was a rooster at first.


Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2004-12-21 05:30:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2004-12-21 03:31:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-12-21 03:12:13 (#)
Ranking: -2

This is the second time I have seen this photo in 2 weeks.

Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-12-21 03:12:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

This is the second time I have seen this photo in 2 weeks.


It's still gross, and it's still unoriginal. I don't get it. Rotten.com has tons of disgusting pictures, why does everyone keep choosing this one?

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-20 22:56:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by magnus (user info) at 2004-12-20 21:53:12 (#)
Ranking: 0

keebler likes me but noelse likes me at all?

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no. not even your own mother, mangus.

Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2004-12-20 22:32:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-12-20 21:47:04 (#)
Ranking: 0


Dude, this is your 7th post in a single day. Calm the fuck down.

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Jeebus 7?

Yes I just checked.

Why man Why?

If you aren't getting hits try posting something with content.

I stayed away from you others but 7 times in a day?

You could maybe get away with this if you were an established name, or the other 6 had been fuck-ups, but no, you post 7 times in a day. (OK one of them was a fuck up).

Just get with the plan.

-Dave

Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2004-12-20 22:29:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Wow......even for a kid named Mangus.....you're still weird.

Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2004-12-20 22:08:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I... HATE... SHITPOSTS!

-2DIE

Submitted by magnus (user info) at 2004-12-20 21:53:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

keebler likes me but noelse likes me at all?



Submitted by keebler (user info) at 2004-12-20 21:49:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Fuck you clowns go to hell

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-12-20 21:47:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0


Dude, this is your 7th post in a single day. Calm the fuck down.

Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2004-12-20 21:46:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

how many shit posts are you gonna drop in one day?

Submitted by keebler (user info) at 2004-12-20 21:43:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Sick shit man!
I like it I hate my ex-girlfriend too shes a slut.



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