BAH!!! Humbug! (496 hits)
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Submitted by klebe (View user info) at 2004-12-21 06:11:02 EST
I have repeatedly, over the course of the month tried to make myself feel "In
the mood for the season".....giving to others, cheer and all that crap...but
its not working!
I don't know if it's because technically, I am still in the
dessert, and the only thing vaguely Christmassy here is the malls with their giant
fake Christmas trees, fake snow and fake 'tis the season to be jolly
commercial bullshit...its like a giant Christmas factory and every one is
out to make a quick buck.
Maybe its just me.I stop myself from calling home everyday because I
don't want to hear about the fun they are having.
* sob sob*...moment of self pity there...ignore me!
All my friends are going away for the holidays and I cant imagine having to
spend what used to be the greatest time of the year for me alone.A.L.O.N.E.
All because of an anal boss who makes scrooge look like santa claus.
Come on...I deserve a bit of sympathy don't I...??
No I don't....
Because on top of that I have gotten myself into the Mother of ALL situations by
being involved with a Married Man..
Yeah fucked huh??
I know what you are all thinking ....
SlutBitchWhore!!!
Don't diss me just yet..I honestly didn't know he was married.
It kicked in when I walked out of his bedroom at 7.00 in the morning after
the best sex I have had since my last boyfriend, and I saw a playroom, with
toys....I ran into the bathroom to find....godammit....two toothbrushes, a
packet of tampons and herbal fucking essence shampoo....I'm pretty sure it
wasn't his...ahem....yeah!
If I was a good person, it would have stopped there.but how can you say no
to fucking good sex when you are lonely, and bored and miserable???
I'm not a good person obviously.
Its terrible when you wake up and find yourself in this bigass shit pile
and realize that you walked straight into it with your eyes wide open, but you were too drunk to notice it.
You can start with the -2s now.
Christmas, bah.....humbug!!!!!
User Reviews
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2004-12-21 08:59:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh and if it helps I'm in London, England and everything here is fake too... fake snow, tree's, people.....
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2004-12-21 08:58:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahhh I'm with you girl.... first Christmas in years and years that I've not been single but I know what its like..
Chin up lass. And forget the married dude...
Submitted by Ivy (user info) at 2004-12-21 08:25:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I live in Dubai! Shit we should meet up but I'm going home for a week tomorrow (YAY!!)
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2004-12-21 08:06:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's ok. You can't help it. You're a woman. Lying, cheating and all around trickery are in your blood.
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-12-21 07:22:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Whoops.
Submitted by klebe (user info) at 2004-12-21 07:08:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I live in Abu Dhabi Ivy. This is so wierd. Where do you live?
Submitted by Ivy (user info) at 2004-12-21 06:46:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Where do you live Klebe? I live in the desert and the only things that are Chrismassy are the giant, money-whoring malls. And don't worry, I kissed my boss who I have a mssive crush on now and he's been with his girlfriend (who wants to get married) for four years. So, my morals are kind of subdued right now too.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2004-12-21 06:23:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
the morality doesn't piss me off as much as the married douchebag who has access to two cooters.