UL04: The Dame Had Balls... (418 hits)
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Submitted by Jambo (View user info) at 2004-12-21 13:51:06 EST
The dame had balls, you had to give her that, and a Jetta.
Some people ask me how I keep her interested. Well, to be honest, you do what you have to do when a woman looks like that.
She had the most awesomely powerful walk, with stiletto daggers, ready to stop on you if you looked at her wrong. That long, silver dress, cut up to her thigh, and hair swinging down to cover the left side of her face. You didn't need to see the rest of her, you knew it was good. Most men settle for a silhouette, shining from across the room. That's close enough for them...but not for me.
I had never seen anything I wanted, that I couldn't get. I don't know if it was because of my looks, or my power. Maybe a combination of the two made people cater to my wants and needs, but I was never one to question it.
It was a year ago tonight, that I met her at this bar...a real swingin' joint, for the coolest cats, and the heavy hitters in the business world. Only the best men went there, and only the prettiest gals. If you couldn't find someone to hold your interest, you weren't looking hard enough. I was hunched over the bar, sipping on my T&T, when I saw this girl. No, she's not a girl...she's all woman. From head to toe, she was everything a woman is drawn up to be. Like Jessica Rabbit, but smoother. I couldn't stop staring at her. I lit up a cigarette, and tried to think of a way to approach this dame. She's probably heard it all, so I needed something good...and I needed something quick, before she left the room.
She was making her way towards the exit, looking around for someone to make a desperation plea for her to stick around, or head home in their car. That's when she made eye contact with me. I picked up my drink, and headed in her direction. Her smile twisted halfway up her right cheek like she was meeting an old friend.
"What's it gonna take for me to get a drink in your hand?"
"A martini and a cigarette. Sound fair?"
"You just made yourself a deal. Let's have a seat." I ordered the drinks, and pulled a cigarette out of my pocket. Most girls don't pull of smoking, but she could. It was almost a turn on...
"I haven't seen you around here before. Are you from the area?"
"Yeah, I live on the upper east side. I've only been here once or twice, but my boyfriend thought it'd be nice to show me off to his friends, you know?"
"Ahh, your boyfriend. How will he take it when he sees us sharing a drink?"
"He's used to it. I don't even like the guy but he's got money. I figure marriage and a hit man later, I'll be running free." I laughed...but she didn't.
"So you have your drink and your cigarette. Should we talk about where you'll be staying tonight?"
"Don't get any ideas. I didn't even get your name yet, and you're trying to sleep with me?"
"It's John. John Chaplin. And you would be..."
"Stephanie."
"Got a last name, Stephanie?"
"Nothing you need to know."
She was feisty...I like that. Her lipstick left a crimson stain on her glass as she took the last sip. She left the olive in the empty glass and stood up to walk away.
"Not gonna eat that, eh Stephanie?"
"I take what I want." She strutted away like she was begging me to follow her.
...
So I did.
"How about you introduce me to that boyfriend of yours?"
"Ian!" She didn't even turn around to acknowledge the fact that I asked her. But here came her boyfriend, power walking up to us.
"Yeah baby?"
This is where things got weird... She grabbed my arm, and held my hand, looked him straight in the eyes and said, "This is John. We're getting married. Give me your car keys."
I was just as stunned as he was...but he reached in his pocket, pulled out his car keys, hung his head, and gave her the car anyway.
"I just got the lock changed on his apartment, and I've got the keys to that too. Let's go get in some trouble."
The dame had balls, you had to give her that.
...and a Jetta.
User Reviews
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2004-12-21 19:10:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like it.
Submitted by Jambo (user info) at 2004-12-21 15:14:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, I wanted it to have that steriotypical black and white detective movie feel...where everything happens really fast, and scenes end with that "unfinished, what just happened" feel to it. Duno if I pulled it off well or not.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-12-21 15:05:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
cool, but kinda wierd ending.