GLEN DANZIG got knocked the fuck out! (7770 hits)
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Submitted by DyingBreed (View user info) at 2004-12-21 16:52:03 EST
you people probably already have seen this, but check out this short vid of the dork that is glen danzig getting owned by a "fan".
http://www.wjrr.com/timages/page/media/danzig_fight.wmv
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Submitted by DyingBreed (user info) at 2004-12-23 07:48:58 EST (#)
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"I spend the other half of my day- when not playing golf- watching hockey fights."
shit man, watch the UFC. watch some fuckers who train and fight NHB for a living. thats where its at honky
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-22 12:14:06 EST (#)
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I spend the other half of my day- when not playing golf- watching hockey fights.
http://www.zen36114.zen.co.uk/
There's a little taste for you. Enjoy.
Submitted by thaumaturge (user info) at 2004-12-22 09:05:52 EST (#)
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Danzig hehe..
I saw Ray knock Bonvie out too. AHL fights are the best.. i think that Bonvie was with Ottawa, and Ray was with Buffalo, or hell, it could be the other way around the way these type of players are whored around the league..
...didn't know that there were any real hocky fans on this site.
Submitted by DyingBreed (user info) at 2004-12-22 08:25:35 EST (#)
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jeet kune do eh? best i remember, bruce lee was a fast muthafucka....seems like his "art" would teach you to defend fast punches.
i personally cant stand the band. their music sound empty, likes its missing something. a perfect example is "mother" where it seems the song is going nowhere. even when he starts yelling after singing all soft like a mixture of downs-infested elvis and jim morrison the guitar doesnt change, and is soft and weak.......like glens glass jaw
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2004-12-22 08:07:25 EST (#)
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I have seen this before, but has anyone ever heard the NORTH SIDE KINGS music? I figure since he knocked Danzig out with one punch I would give them a listen.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-12-22 02:27:46 EST (#)
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GLENN DANZIG Gets 'Knocked Out' By NORTH SIDE KINGS Singer Following Arizona Gig - July 4, 2004
DANZIG frontman Glenn Danzig allegedly got into a scuffle with NORTH SIDE KINGS singer and frequent SOULFLY collaborator Danny Marianinho following DANZIG's performance in Tuba City, Arizona Saturday night (July 3). The following is Marianinho's official statement regarding the incident, as sent to BLABBERMOUTH.NET:
"Before crazy rumors begin to spread I would like to explain what happened:
"NORTH SIDE KINGS (web site) were to play with DANZIG last night in Tuba City, Arizona. To make a long story short the whole show was a disaster and a few bands got bumped off. Mr. Danzig (or his management??) refused to push back the original scheduled time slot so NORTH SIDE KINGS and RAPID FIRE would have to play 'after' his set. Whatever — we agreed to play later because we drove 6 hours and didn't feel like going home without playing.
"Needless to say, as soon as DANZIG was finished, the venue turned on the lights and DANZIG's crew and the staging company began to take the stage apart almost instantly. I confronted Mr. Danzig backstage while he was signing autographs and told him I thought he was an asshole because of his 'rock star' attitude and no consideration towards the FEW other bands that got bumped off tonight. In a fit of rage he turned around and slammed me into the wall yelling 'Fuck you, motherfucker,' trying to be a big, tough guy in front of his fans. I, in self-defense, punched him in the face, knocking him out as he was attacking me again. He went down, bleeding from his mouth, eyes rolled back, and in shock that he got knocked to the floor so quickly.
"A friend happened to tape the entire incident and this is all documented. Many witnesses saw him attack me, and I did what any man would do.
"It was unfortunate that this went the way it did — and I hoped Glenn Danzig learned a valuable lesson tonight: Do not lay your hands on anyone unless you can handle what may happen.
"I apologize for nothing, except for the poor little kids that had to witness this big asshole get his ass kicked in a matter of seconds..."
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2004-12-22 02:07:29 EST (#)
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Damn.
Wait... as a "rock star" wouldn't you want to go on later? I mean really, who wants to be one of the first opening acts? Being a dick to come out 2 hours earlier is like the champ raising hell to come out before the challenger.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-21 20:24:55 EST (#)
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Blitkrieg Bob- Bonvie has played with pretty much EVERYBODY in the AHL.
I'm friends with Rob Ray and there's nothing better than hearing Ray tell the story about when he knocked Bonvie out in a TELEVISED NHL tilt- I wanna say that Bonvie was playing with Boston at the time, but it could have been Pittsburgh...Ottawa...I can't remember.
But it was awesome.
Bonnie challenged Razor...Razor destroyed him.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-12-21 20:16:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-21 17:11:05 (#)
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BFD. Here's another good knockdown.
http://www.phantomshockey.com/media_Sights/gamedayNEW.asp?Season=2004&CalID=2751
Hit the Gratton-Bonvie picture/link.
Bonvie rules. He started out on AHL team local to me (wilkes-barre penguins).
Submitted by downerSTAIN (user info) at 2004-12-21 18:21:10 EST (#)
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Damn, I love Danzig (the band, the guy is a dick) but...damn.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-21 17:42:40 EST (#)
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Danzig is another fuckin' dork who claims to know martial arts and he's pretty muscular. it only took one punch.
Toxic looks like he weighs about 130 pounds and thinks i couldn't do that to him. hahahahaha
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-12-21 17:35:05 EST (#)
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Danzig is waaaaay too puny to be fucking with ANYBODY like that...including me. I'd knock his scrawny ass OUT nigga!
*checks to see if Danzig's around*
YEA! THAT"S RIGHT!
Submitted by magnus (user info) at 2004-12-21 17:18:27 EST (#)
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I hit SOmeone with my cock & he hit the floor like that
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-21 17:11:05 EST (#)
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BFD. Here's another good knockdown.
http://www.phantomshockey.com/media_Sights/gamedayNEW.asp?Season=2004&CalID=2751
Hit the Gratton-Bonvie picture/link.
Submitted by big_wigger (user info) at 2004-12-21 17:11:01 EST (#)
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didnt someone on here say during the toxic v hidden thing that they had never seen a one punch knockout before? well there you go
you'd think for how short danzig is he would be able to duck a little better
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-12-21 17:10:15 EST (#)
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Hahahhahaha!
Dropped, beeyotch!
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-12-21 17:04:29 EST (#)
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"On July 3, Tuba City became the site where the name of the former lead singer of The Misfits was officially synonymous with mud. After bumping several opening bands in order to play his set two hours earlier, Danny Marianino, lead singer of Arizona hardcore band the North Side Kings, had a word with Danzig about this slight, which turned into a word and a knockdown punch.
"Fortunately for Loser watchers, cameras were rolling and video of the six-second bout spread like wildfire through metal Web rings. The video, which lasts all of 20 seconds, shows Danzig with his bald spot facing the camera listening calmly to Marianino before shoving Marianino and being felled like a sack of Satan-worshipping potatoes.
"Normally, this bit of news would just peter out in the ether but since Danzig is such a renowned jerk, everyone has come out of the woodwork to dis him. Everything from humiliating PhotoShop doctored photos of Danzig and cutting remarks from martial artists who studied the video frame-by-frame since Danzig has said in interviews he trained under Jeet Kune Do master Jerry Poteet. 'Maybe Danzig only trains to defend against groupies?' snickered one post while another wondered more philosophically whether it was the fat guy or Danzig's ego that knocked him to the floor. Just when it looked like this story was dying down, Danzig announced that this will be his last tour. Final score: Ego 2, Danzig 0."
Submitted by screamfeeder (user info) at 2004-12-21 17:03:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-12-21 17:01:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2004-12-21 16:56:13 (#)
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Never seen it. Pretty good.
I don't have speakers here. What was the dude saying to him?
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-12-21 17:00:48 EST (#)
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He's a pussy, serves him right for picking on someone bigger & tougher than he is.
Submitted by ZeroSignal (user info) at 2004-12-21 16:58:41 EST (#)
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I have no idea what they were talking about but Danzig says "Fuck you motherfucker!" when he pushed the fat guy.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2004-12-21 16:58:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2004-12-21 16:56:13 (#)
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Never seen it. Pretty good.
I don't have speakers here. What was the dude saying to him?
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2004-12-21 16:56:13 EST (#)
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Never seen it. Pretty good.
I don't have speakers here. What was the dude saying to him?