Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce RAWapollo88 (586 hits)
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Submitted by RAWapollo88 (View user info) at 2004-12-21 19:54:07 EST
May I take this opportunity to introduce my new account.
I will be using this for my more emotional writing as my family seem to have discovered my presence here on Ubersite.
I will be working out amongst other things :
My Mummy issues
My latent homosexuality
My issues with relationship forming
My issues with teeth
and perhaps my phobias, which are legion.
I also have missives to despatch that involve:
Child abuse
Attempted matricide
football
the dangers of loving cricket too much
my only talent not being good enough
pomposity and sanctiomy.
social chameleonism or 'you change to suit the people around you'
Clothheads, my amusing anecdotes, r&v matters and everything else will be under submitted apollo88.
my one true love will be 'explored'
oh and my recurring dreams which have a habit of coming true
p.s
does my penis look big in this? of course not! my penis wouldn't look big in a midget's ear.
User Reviews
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-12-24 03:38:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
appolo's stalker is back!
Monsieur Prickle?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-12-22 10:40:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Alter, huh?
Maybe I could do one for serious, too...
See, I like to imitate people and things...
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2004-12-22 10:23:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-12-22 09:40:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
capital A.
mon dieu!
i thought i had seen the last of you!
Submitted by CapitalA (user info) at 2004-12-22 05:37:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Alter Apollo accounts are the essential accessory for any fashion conscious Uber consumer.
Just don't mention cheese sandwiches or you'll end up in a pickle.
Cheese. Pickle.
Ha ha. I'm only improvising but Shakespeare could have written that.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-12-22 04:08:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-21 21:07:13 (#)
Ranking: 1
But I like big tits and a tight pussy (and rich parents), dipshit.
You don't have either.""""
I do SO have big tits.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-12-21 23:47:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I've got one of those alter things... for when I actually feel like writing and not just posting pictures.
Which hasn't been in some time. Maybe I'll have to fire up ol' alter again.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2004-12-21 23:36:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I can relate... Scottish's dad found one of my posts not too long ago... I cried.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-12-21 23:00:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The husband found this place once. I told him to stay the fuck off uber, and it worked. This is my safe place.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-12-21 21:56:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
STFU N00B!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-21 21:07:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
But I like big tits and a tight pussy (and rich parents), dipshit.
You don't have either.
Submitted by RAWapollo88 (user info) at 2004-12-21 20:28:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-21 20:20:41 (#)
Ranking: 1
Let me start off the "new you" with a +1.
Remind me again how this "new you" is going to be less annoying than the old you. """
Simple dahling, I am going to let you be the 'giver' in this persona.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-21 20:20:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Let me start off the "new you" with a +1.
Remind me again how this "new you" is going to be less annoying than the old you.
Submitted by RAWapollo88 (user info) at 2004-12-21 20:18:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sachi (user info) at 2004-12-21 20:07:09 (#)
Ranking: 0
Why so angry
I cry for your pain
My sword empties your stomach """"
oooooooh is that one of them, them hak, hak, erm, hak - fuck! whats the name of them again?
Hak- shut the fuck up u's?
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-12-21 20:10:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That is why I keep my personal info off ubersite.
Submitted by Sachi (user info) at 2004-12-21 20:07:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Why so angry
I cry for your pain
My sword empties your stomach
Submitted by RAWapollo88 (user info) at 2004-12-21 20:06:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ah, you see, deadsemenstain or whatever, you just want to BE me.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-12-21 20:02:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
whatever
Submitted by RAWapollo88 (user info) at 2004-12-21 19:58:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
think of this as my mrpickle.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-12-21 19:57:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This is the wrong way to approach the situation. If anything, you should become more extreme on your original account to drive the family away from reading your stuff.