Uber in a Nutshell (1066 hits)
Category: HumorRating: 1.37 on 45 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Enter The Midnight (View user info) at 2004-12-22 05:05:02 EST
**Uberuser1 Has signed on.**
Uberuser2: LOL ROFLCOPTER UR POSTS SUK
Uberuser1: Indeed, you are incorrect.
Uberuser1: And your grammar is horrible.
Uberuser2: NO IT IZNT MAH GRAMERR IZ DA BOM
Uberuser1: Congratulations, you have been fooled by a bot! Consider yourself ghey!
**Uberuser1 has signed off.**
I hate everyone. I slit my wrists. I want 2 die. Someone kill me, but I'm a big pussy, so I won't do it. Livejournal anyone?
-2 DIE.
Fetish/Koolmang/Bart/Squatail/Habeeb/(insert user here) is gay and they suck on uber and should die and go eat their mom's cum.
Rape is so funny har har! No it isn't, rape is so mean and cruel and makes people cry. Rape Post! Stop posting Rape! Rape Post! No, stop posting rape, you monster!
It's Shit Post Thursday, so I'll post a bunch of crap that sucks and expect a +2!
God is stupid. No, God is real. Religion sucks! No, God is really out there! Derr, science is the ultimate truth. No it isn't! Yes it is! No it isn't! YES! NO! YES!....
Abortion is murder. No, it's a woman's choice. No, it's murder. No, it's choice! YES NO YES NO...
Republicans rule! No Democrats rule! No Republicans rule! Green Party rules! ANARCHY FOREVER! (All other parties): Shut the fuck up!
Jocks earned it! No nerds rule the world! No, jocks can kick your ass! We make more money! We get laid! (Nerds): .......
Here is another great FrontBurns story! I was walking down the street. On the sidewalk. When a homeless guy walked up to me. And he tried to punch me. But then a whore kicked his ass and gave me head. Great, huh guys? (All of Uber): +2.
Gay people are going to hell! No they aren't, intolerant bastards! You're gay! No you're gay! Wait, we're both gay! Let's have sex and camwhore!
I M A NOOB N I CANT TIPE WURTH SHIT BUT PLZ GIV ME PLUTH TOOS OK? LOL LOL LIKE IM SOOOO HYPED 2 B ON UBER!!!!!!!!!11111ONEONE1111AMILLION!!!!!
Hur hur hur fart jokes ahahahahahaha dick ahahaha you said hard ahahahahaha!
NSFW: Lesbians, sickening pictures of penises, porn, gore, or something else equally disturbing.
Here are some animations! Hope you like them! (file not found)
Oh, here's a repost of my animation! (file not found)
Here's another post with animations! (Total Crap)
Corporations are so evil. Wal-Mart is out to conquer the world. Microsoft is evil. Enron is evil. We must fight the corporations!
Bush is a moron. He's a crusader. He's a war-mongerer! He's a liberator! He stole the election again! He won by 3 million votes. ............
I want to be on the MVA! WAAAAAAAAH!
Here is my poetry:
I am broken
like a plate
or a mirror
when it sees my face
my love is deep
I am a star
this makes no sense
but you keep reading
and give me a +2
because this is my heart.
UberPoll: Who has the biggest penis on Ubersite??
(Every man, plus Loren): ME!
HITWHORE: Britney Spears lesbians naked nude sex XXX pictures of my 10 year old daughter
Unban some random dude!!
RANT RANT BLAH BLAH BLAH CRAP TOTAL GARBAGE BLAH BLAH BLAH!
Good-bye Uber I'm leaving forever!
Guess who's back, back again?
I'm hurt inside by so many random anonymous Internet users. What ever will I do?
Uberboard is kewl all the awesum ppl use it
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At least you don't have to count very high to use this site.
User Reviews
Submitted by Shagabah_Jones (user info) at 2005-02-24 01:38:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome, you caught on to the fact that nothing important happens on the internet...
unless you chop some guy's head off...
Even then you probably won't get a +2.
Submitted by Sherman (user info) at 2005-02-24 01:28:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Merely (user info) at 2004-12-23 14:23:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
But if *I* (Or a number of others) had said the exact same thing, "-2 DIE" would have been the majority of replies.
THAT, my friend, is Uber in a nut-fucking-shell.
Sad. Sad.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2004-12-23 14:03:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you big silly. the nail on the head.
Submitted by Schwarzes_Glas (user info) at 2004-12-23 11:31:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Heh... right on... never thought I'd +2 you, but here you go.
Submitted by lessthanfour (user info) at 2004-12-23 11:19:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
For some reason I loved your MVM in a nutshell and hated this.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2004-12-23 08:16:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Liked this a lot.
Submitted by TheMidnight12AM (user info) at 2004-12-23 00:47:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I can't put a linkwhore to this message in the message itself, since the URL is not calculated until the message is posted...but yes. I didn't get EVERYTHING, that's why it's a nutshell.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2004-12-23 00:42:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Yeah, umm.... I think you doing this makes you a tad hypocritical. Posting it alone slides you right into some of these categories. Alas, it was amusing.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-12-23 00:13:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah, i'd say thats about right.
Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2004-12-23 00:04:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/37423
thats uber in a nutshell
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-12-22 22:29:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus, have I been gone that long?
"Dear mother fucking newbie....."
LOLOMGWTFBB-Q
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-12-22 20:11:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-12-22 17:25:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Um...
YOu forgot something...
Linkwhoring.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/52395
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Everyone loves linkwhoring.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-12-22 17:25:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
He's not wrong.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-12-22 17:20:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by screamfeeder (user info) at 2004-12-22 16:53:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-12-22 14:32:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Enter the HAHAHAHAHA!
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2004-12-22 14:25:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Plus.
Fucking.
Two.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-12-22 14:20:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-12-22 14:18:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You forgot to include shit like this too.
The posts that round up all the other shit and make a shit tower out of it all.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-12-22 14:15:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
These are merely the downsides. So it's not necessarily a full representation, but you don't often see those in a rant such as this.
Join the legion of those against SPT. -2 the SPTers and eventually they will die. Because SPT will only live on if the posts gain hits. And if we are vigilant and -2 the posts early, then the rating DOES matter and will not get as many hits.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2004-12-22 14:08:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha, I like it.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-22 13:40:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You're 100% correct.
But so fucking what?
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-12-22 13:20:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha
Submitted by L-Gizzle (user info) at 2004-12-22 12:00:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
hahaha
Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2004-12-22 11:50:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bush is a moron. He's a crusader. He's a war-mongerer! He's a liberator! He stole the election again! He won by 3 million votes. ............
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This was unbelievably random, but excellent nonetheless.
I was getting really worried that you might not have the obligatory "Uber in a nutshell" pic, but you came through.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-12-22 11:25:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by big_wigger (user info) at 2004-12-22 11:15:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BULLSEYE!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-12-22 10:56:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This was funny. Me like this. Me give you +2.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2004-12-22 10:50:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Brilliant. A Masterpiece.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-12-22 09:26:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
This was mildly amuzing, but these posts have been old for so long now, their wrinkles have wrinkles.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2004-12-22 09:26:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+1 apiece for the post and the pic. I guess that makes +2, LOLOLOL
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2004-12-22 09:22:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this makes no sense
but you keep reading
and give me a +2
because this is my heart.
This alone was worthy of a +2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2004-12-22 09:08:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I feel like a traitor giving this a +2, but it was too funny not to. DANG IT!
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2004-12-22 08:47:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you sir have offended me... defend your honor.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2004-12-22 06:10:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking A, DUDE!
Fucking B even.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2004-12-22 06:08:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Lets not forget the whining, opinionated zealots who post judgmental bollocks and use crappy little logos on their posts.
Submitted by PyroBeast (user info) at 2004-12-22 05:59:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You forgot the "OMGZ MADDOX IS SO TEH SUCK NOW LOLOLOLOL!!!!" posts
Submitted by blujnbbyqn (user info) at 2004-12-22 05:41:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Pretty much... and yet I can't seem to look away. Strange.
Michelle
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-12-22 05:39:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
At least you don't have to count very high to use this site. """
That's a plus um, <counts on fingers> 3!
Submitted by Quasiplasmohedron (user info) at 2004-12-22 05:28:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Brilliant.
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2004-12-22 05:20:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I've been away for months, and still (after seeing your post) I realise its just the same as it always was.
Good stuff.
Submitted by TimeCop (user info) at 2004-12-22 05:16:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"Unban some random dude!!"
That cracked me up, partly because I heard it in a Strong-Bad-like voice.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-22 05:09:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Here are some animations! Hope you like them! (file not found)
Oh, here's a repost of my animation! (file not found)
Here's another post with animations! (Total Crap)
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