So, What's Your Favorite Masturbation technique? (1320 hits)
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Submitted by Kazzerax (View user info) at 2004-12-22 18:42:05 EST
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Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-12-26 16:52:00 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2004-12-23 15:28:57 EST (#)
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<insert mom joke here>
haha got you motherfucker!
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2004-12-23 02:39:14 EST (#)
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Stand on one leg till you pass out. When you wake up and are still groggy, pour ice cold tobasco sauce all over your shins chanting "Alleka Ack Velay!". After 11 repetitions, slap a horses liver onto a photocopy of the Necronomicon and draw a picture of a walrus using papyrus dipped in lemon juice.
Guaranteed orgasm, every time.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2004-12-23 02:23:45 EST (#)
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This does it for me as well.
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Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2004-12-22 22:30:42 (#)
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turn warm water on full-blast in the bathtub, lay down, prop my feet up and let the water pressure do it for me
Submitted by podium (user info) at 2004-12-23 01:57:27 EST (#)
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Having my woman do it for me.
Submitted by TheMidnight12AM (user info) at 2004-12-23 01:40:05 EST (#)
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Using a giant knife to cut off your head, then jerk off in your trachea.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-12-23 01:25:51 EST (#)
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WITH NITRIC ACID
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2004-12-22 22:30:42 EST (#)
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turn warm water on full-blast in the bathtub, lay down, prop my feet up and let the water pressure do it for me.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-12-22 22:16:50 EST (#)
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Shaving cream on both palms. Grip the top and shaft, and squeeeeeze. Proceed to jerk.
Heaven.
Submitted by Kazzerax (user info) at 2004-12-22 20:05:30 EST (#)
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ahahahahahahahaah
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-12-22 20:04:11 EST (#)
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I have a picture of barts head, blown up on a xerox machine, and I put it on my blowup doll's ass. I just do bart in the mouth, to be blunt.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-12-22 19:29:53 EST (#)
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The -2 die
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-12-22 19:21:57 EST (#)
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I used to just yank at it like a caveman, until I read BOB's informative piece on how to make a "fifi."
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-12-22 19:09:05 EST (#)
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ahahahahah
Submitted by Kazzerax (user info) at 2004-12-22 19:05:07 EST (#)
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NOOOOOO, of course not, I'll use your dads.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-12-22 19:03:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by Kazzerax (user info) at 2004-12-22 18:59:36 (#)
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I'm going to have to try Caulin Courts idea...with a real vagina.
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You're gonna cut a vagina from a dead girl, you sick fuck?
Submitted by Kazzerax (user info) at 2004-12-22 18:59:36 EST (#)
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I'm going to have to try Caulin Courts idea...with a real vagina.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2004-12-22 18:58:11 EST (#)
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nunya
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-12-22 18:55:55 EST (#)
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I stuff a pair of jeans with hay. I button the jeans but leave them unzip for cock entry. I take a toilet paper roll. Rub the inside with peanut butter. Microwave it. I shove the improvised vagina in the stuffed jeans and place it in an angle ressembling a vagina. I fuck. I cum. It's messy. I like it.
yeah...
Submitted by rock_music (user info) at 2004-12-22 18:53:22 EST (#)
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LEFTY!!!
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-12-22 18:45:42 EST (#)
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I wish I could classify this as a retaliation -2, but I just can't.
This post warrants a -2.
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2004-12-22 18:44:41 EST (#)
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I was going to offer you a shit sandwich, but then I remembered how you hate bread.
My fav technique is the I&OOYS
(In & Out Of Your Sister)
-2 DIE!
Submitted by screamfeeder (user info) at 2004-12-22 18:44:21 EST (#)
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I had my cock out and everything for this post.
Such a disapointment.
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2004-12-22 18:43:25 EST (#)
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I prefer to use your eye socket.
Or Fetish's Mom's ass.