Shlongy as Santa- Happy Holidays! (2921 hits)
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Submitted by <nolan.at.Baseballwriter.net> (View user info) at 2004-12-23 10:26:21 EST
I hope this works. I'm not real proficient at attaching pictures!
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Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2005-06-27 22:35:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this is like telling god you're an atheist.
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2005-06-02 23:01:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-12-23 11:27:45 (#)
Ranking: 0
Slap me around huh ?? ... I got 6 feet and 220 pounds that says that might not happen the way you planed it buddy.
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And that's just his dick. Bet you feel REALLY inadequate now.
+1 for having the cojones to post your shamefully undersized junk on Uber.
It would be +2, but you took it back and acted like it wasn't yours.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-05-22 21:54:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This was amusing, for a mi nute.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-14 18:18:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If you act like a bitch I'll treat you like one
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-26 12:57:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
How....and WHY, is THIS Shlongy classic "making a comeback"?
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2005-03-25 23:35:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2005-03-25 23:18:03 (#)
Ranking: 0
Somebody told me there was a peener in this picture, but all i can see is your thumb...
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-25 23:21:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yes.
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2005-03-25 23:18:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Somebody told me there was a peener in this picture, but all i can see is your thumb...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-11 18:40:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
First of all, you don't have a girlfriend, dipshit.
Secondly, that's not my penis you fucking retard, although I don't think mine is any larger than that.
Mine just smells better.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2005-01-11 15:55:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
HAHAHAHAHAAA!! I was bigger than that when I was NINE DUDE! Fucking tiny-ass cock-having wannabee! My girlfriend's CLIT is bigger! AAAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAH!!
Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2005-01-03 12:49:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
stop me bitch, i dare you
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-28 16:31:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Why are you stealing MY lines, dipshit?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2004-12-28 13:55:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Have you had your daily beating yet today?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-28 06:48:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Littlemiss69 (user info) at 2004-12-28 06:33:15 (#)
Ranking: -2
omg thats discusting get a life looser
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ahahahahahaha
Submitted by Littlemiss69 (user info) at 2004-12-28 06:33:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
omg thats discusting get a life looser
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-26 10:46:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This piece of shit post has rallied late, in the ratings. It must have "grew on you"...Get it? Grew on you?
testing....2....2....sybolance....
Submitted by CoreaPeekay (user info) at 2004-12-26 04:12:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-12-23 16:41:14 (#)
Ranking: 0
SOMEONE HAD BETTER FUCKING PHOTOSHOP A PORSCHE ONTO THE END OF THAT NEEDLEDICK
It has been done.
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1104052122484823920
Submitted by BrittneyCheers4U (user info) at 2004-12-25 15:26:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow! That is small.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-12-25 15:17:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Please tell me that is really yours. That would be so cool if someone actually
posted a pic of their junk on uber.
no no. It's just the principal of it.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-12-25 12:37:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Tiny peeners make me a saaad panda.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-25 11:45:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, I'll fix that real soon.
1000 hits fro a random johnson...I'd probably garner 2000 hits for the real Shlongy bird.
Submitted by Kazzerax (user info) at 2004-12-25 04:51:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
for pity, and because you've been nice
and haven't -2ed any of my posts....in
fact, I believe you've given me a +1.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-24 22:01:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I've yet to master photoshop and MSPaint- I'll make that a New Year's Resolution.
I obviously have the time.
Go Hawaii...-3.
Submitted by ButtRodent (user info) at 2004-12-24 16:17:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because I'm good for my word. With that being said...there should have been tinsel in the pubes and a little red hat on that little purple dick. I expected more from Shlongy.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-24 10:33:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
For whatEVER reason...I'll take the +2.
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-12-24 01:11:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2004-12-23 20:26:59 (#)
Ranking: 0
your new name is shlorty
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AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *snort* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
+2 for that comment alone.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-12-23 22:53:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Look at that skinny little thing.
Ugh. Why did I have to look.
Submitted by TheMidnight12AM (user info) at 2004-12-23 22:30:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This should have -100 heat, because it's really dumb.
Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2004-12-23 20:26:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
your new name is shlorty
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-23 19:57:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Just assume that none of my posts are safe for work, dipshit.
Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2004-12-23 19:23:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
NSFW YOU DILDO!!
Submitted by Galgos27 (user info) at 2004-12-23 17:40:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wholly crap he must be a giant....wait the average size is two inches....right....haha...nevermind.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-23 17:29:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The comments on this post- with the exception of the 27 WTH comments which are mind numbing- make all the abuse worthwhile.
On a side note, only the late, great StevenDurel has more posts presently enjoying a run on the Most Heated list.
I know what I'm doing.
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2004-12-23 17:27:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2004-12-23 10:32:17 (#)
Ranking: 1
This spoke to my inner vagina.
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From the end of that thing to the "inner vagina" is a long distance call.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-23 17:05:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You're not the first. Glad to help. That's why I'm here.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-12-23 16:58:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for making me feel a whole lot fucking better about the size of my penis.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-23 16:42:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
BUHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAA...Yeah...no kidding.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-12-23 16:41:14 EST (#)
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SOMEONE HAD BETTER FUCKING PHOTOSHOP A PORSCHE ONTO THE END OF THAT NEEDLEDICK
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-23 14:05:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
In theory. That must be a real treat for her. Ugh.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2004-12-23 14:03:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-12-23 11:27:45 (#)
Ranking: 0
Slap me around huh ?? ... I got 6 feet and 220 pounds that says that might not happen the way you planed it buddy.
Thanks for asking though.........
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WhatTheHell is MARRIED??
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-23 13:56:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Whew! Finally, a diagnosis.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2004-12-23 13:54:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The correct term for this condition is microphallus.
http://www.medterms.com/script/main/art.asp?articlekey=6735
Merry Christmas, Shlongy, and I think we all know what you'll be asking Santa for again this year.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-23 13:49:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What I find peculiar is that this random dick looks a lot like MickGinny's face.
Hey, Barnaby Jones...how's that "alter investigation" working out for you?
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-12-23 13:42:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-12-23 10:39:24 (#)
Ranking: 0
You take the "long" out of "Shlongy."
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and that is why loren fuckin rules!
and this is why you are the biggest idiot i have seen on this site to date >> http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=10879
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-12-23 12:59:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oh come on!
<ejacualtes>
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-12-23 12:39:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-23 12:34:44 (#)
Ranking: 0
Mine is actually smaller than that and points to the west.
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HAHAHA!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-23 12:34:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Mine is actually smaller than that and points to the west.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-23 12:34:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, it's not- I couldn't find a lens with a wide enough angle for one of my own- but professor fuckface seems to want to believe that it is.
This would have been a "humorous mistake post" if the room wasn't filled with idiots.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2004-12-23 12:32:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hmm. That is certainly one teenie weenie
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-12-23 12:31:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Merry HitWhore Tampon breath!
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-12-23 12:29:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Don't tell me that is your actual shlong...
Submitted by MaximusPadus (user info) at 2004-12-23 11:45:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I commend you, WTH.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-12-23 11:43:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
On one last side note.........
I can't believe it took this clown THAT LONG to threated me with violence!!
He MUST be old, and slow, and feeble....
But it was pretty funny though!!
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-12-23 11:39:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shit... I gotta leave now, they are kicking us outta the building.... time is fun when your having flies...
Merry fucking christmas everyone, even shlongy.....
See you next week................
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-12-23 11:36:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
If 4 hours ain't nothing, then make the trip to Massachusetts tough guy.
My Wife and I will gladly welcome you into our home.
I would love the chance to meet the man behind the mouth, but not at MY expence.... you're the one with the unlimited bankroll... come on up next time you're at Foxwoods, or Mohegan sun....that's only an hour away.
Dude.... I saw your pictures and I was your size when I was 11...so any intimidation factor you think you have is out the window. Try picking a fight with a girl, you MIGHT have a chance then.
And believe me.... if I thought you were ACTUALLY married, I wouldn't have said anything bad about her... I just think you're a bullshitter, that's all.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-23 11:29:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Bring it, big mouth...It'd be your big chance to show the world you're not just some blabbering nutjob with an unhealthy obsession. 4 hours? That's nothing.
Oh, and thanks for those vital statistics. If you thought that I would then retract my offer, you're out of your fucking mind.
Well, that is true, but I think you get the point.
Submitted by MaximusPadus (user info) at 2004-12-23 11:27:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The weakness through Shlongy is through his wife!!!!
Someone, please make a camwhore of shlongy's wife.
that nasty little slut.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-12-23 11:27:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm about 4 hours from there you stupid fuck... I live in Massachusetts.
Like I would drive 4 hours to make some internet dork cry ?
Slap me around huh ?? ... I got 6 feet and 220 pounds that says that might not happen the way you planed it buddy.
Thanks for asking though.........
Submitted by boomslang (user info) at 2004-12-23 11:22:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
why you would have an erect penis on your hard drive in the first place, i think is what's puzzling. we know it's your cock, man. tough luck.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-23 11:21:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
WTH- You talk pretty tough for a stalking retard.
I understand that you don't reside too far from Atlantic City.
Care to meet up on January 16-17 to test out any of your 150 theories on Shlongy?
Trump Plaza is where we're staying...Let me know if you want to meet and exchange pleasantries.
I'll only slap you around once for every comment about my wife that you've made, tough guy.
If not, shut it for 5 fucking minutes, if possible. You're not really that funny.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-12-23 11:21:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
And I'd rather waste my time stalking someone with a man-sized penis, not some freak of a babydick.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-12-23 11:18:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah.......
and that picture is named shlongy by accident too right?
I wouldn't waste my time stalking you, asshat... I'd just clip you from a distance,it's a cleaner kill.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-23 11:16:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
(psssssssstttt- professor- I titled the picture myself....don't tell anyone. You'll spoil everything.)
Fucking idiot. You're fairly stupid, you know?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-23 11:15:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Who the fuck is Nolan?
You think that's my name, Genius?
With obsessed stalkers and nutjobs like you on the internet 17 hours a day...you really think I'd use my real name in here?
But your girl TigerLilly knows it, among some of the other more sane posters.....wooooooeeeeeeoooooeeeee
YOU just stick with Nolan, OK Hinckley?
11:23am...Time to take your next pill.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-12-23 11:13:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"random internet penis outdoors" and the picture just so happens to be titled "shlongy"?
I could tell you were a crayola dick just from your mullet attempted-rockstar photos, thanks for proving you are indeed one sad motherfucking needle dong.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-12-23 11:12:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
YEah.... this coming from the guy with pictures of erect mini-penises on his hard drive.
Nice try though Nolan..... tell me, are all guys named Nolan closet homosexuals like yourself ?
Does your Wife know.....(I bet she suspects something, what with the crying after forced sex and all)
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2004-12-23 11:12:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
WTF!!! I'm not reading all that.
Submitted by boomslang (user info) at 2004-12-23 11:12:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
and you just happen to have a lone picture of a cock with the filename schlongy.jpg on your computer. you are obviously the victim of an unavoidable circumstance. hahahahaha
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-23 11:10:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
All I know is that the professor and WTH sure are camping on this post and picture for a lonnnnnng, lonnnng time. Hmmmmmmmm...
Coincidence? I don't think so, Osbourne.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-23 11:07:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I must have pressed the wrong button for the attachment, wolf. I meant to hit "Shlongy in Santa Getup groping Mrs. Claus" and hit "random internet penis outdoors" instead.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2004-12-23 11:04:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-12-23 10:39:24 (#)
Ranking: 0
You take the "long" out of "Shlongy."
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Ahahahahaha... this was gross dude.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-12-23 11:04:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You should get into the porn industry, I'm sure there are plenty of old bitches and faggots with a small dick fetish out there.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-12-23 11:04:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
So tell me more about this car that is apparently worth over 400K ??
<"blahblahblah....car that's worth more than your house,fucko">
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-12-23 11:03:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
NO... unless everyone at work today is a retarded homosexual.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2004-12-23 10:59:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"You'll put your eye out!"
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-23 10:58:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Is this B @ W material?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-23 10:57:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That was actually pretty funny.
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2004-12-23 10:56:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You are a pathetic, pathetic little man.
Oh, and NSFW.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-12-23 10:55:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
And this probably is your weiner, since your one of the few people using the net old enough to have grey pubes.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-12-23 10:54:23 EST (#)
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WTF, shrinkage doesn't count as an excuse when you have an erection, it won't affect it.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-23 10:52:59 EST (#)
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You wanna know what's REALLY funny...EVERY dude in Uberland is apparently hung like John Holmes!
Yet, 61.4% of them couldn't get laid with a pocketful of cash.
That's a strange statistic. Somebody's not telling the truth...
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-12-23 10:52:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I've never seen anyone get a stiffie from wood siding before ?
You are a weird LITTLE man shlongy
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2004-12-23 10:51:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
That's a damn shame.
From now on, we'll call you Shorty.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-23 10:51:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
buahahahaaaaaahahahahahah...
I should have made a "penis caption" post.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2004-12-23 10:49:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That penis couldn't even open a can of soup.
+2.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-12-23 10:49:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"It's red ad it goes vroom vroom" ???
Uhm.....a yugo GT ?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-23 10:49:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
At least this post should safely get my overall rating back into the negatives, where it truly belongs.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2004-12-23 10:48:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
NSFW asshat!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-23 10:47:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Elaine: "Ooooh. You mean it shrinks? Why does it shrink?"
Shlongy: "It just doessssssssssss..."
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-12-23 10:46:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-23 10:44:20 (#)
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Man...that one dude is at work. Bummer, man.
I'm not.
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Of course your not asshole..... you're an unemployed loser is why.... WITH A MICRODICK!!
So tell me about this vehicle that is worth more than my house ?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-23 10:44:20 EST (#)
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Man...that one dude is at work. Bummer, man.
I'm not.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-23 10:43:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy: "Girls know about shrinkage right? You've heard of shrinkage."
Elaine: "You mean like laundry?"
Submitted by standardeviant (user info) at 2004-12-23 10:42:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I am at work asshole.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-12-23 10:42:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It doesn't see anything, a subtle concept one without a dick himself might never understand.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-23 10:42:06 EST (#)
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Thanks for stopping by, Loren...Given any thought to my Vegas offer?
This post HAS to help.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-12-23 10:41:45 EST (#)
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COME ON ??
What's MRS SHLONGY'S NUMBER ??
Even in her pooper, that thing wouldn't even be recognized.......
""(Hey SHLONGY.... is that your ...ah, nevermind....it must be a roid acting up again)""
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-23 10:41:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
8.5 inches...and yet, it will never see pussy, right Sparky?
That's a shame.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-12-23 10:39:24 EST (#)
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You take the "long" out of "Shlongy."
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-12-23 10:38:59 EST (#)
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It's pretty good, takes my 8 and a half incher pretty comfortably. Ask your dead mother if she wants it back.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-12-23 10:38:03 EST (#)
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yeah... I betcha MRS SHLONY is REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAL satisfied at home.
Anyone got her number ??
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-23 10:37:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Not too bad...how's that vagina you're sporting working out for you?
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-12-23 10:34:58 EST (#)
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How's having a small cock working out for ya?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-23 10:34:47 EST (#)
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Would you believe that in the picture, it's folded into thirds?
Neither would I.
OK, would you believe I just came out of the pool?
Submitted by boomslang (user info) at 2004-12-23 10:33:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
with a name like schlongy you'd think it'd be a little more impressive
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-12-23 10:33:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2004-12-23 10:32:17 (#)
Ranking: 1
This spoke to my inner vagina.
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Classic...
And shlonger... with a baby pee-pee like that you NEED to change your name I think.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2004-12-23 10:32:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
This spoke to my inner vagina.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-23 10:30:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ummmm, it was supposed to be a picture of me in a Santa uniform. I...uhhhh......I ......don't know how this got on there.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2004-12-23 10:29:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
On the one hand I'm offended. On the other, I feel pretty good about myself.
Your model has a smaller penis than I do.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2004-12-23 10:28:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Gee thanks
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-12-23 10:28:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Why am I NOT surprized that you have this picture on your computer ?
Oh thats right... because I think you are a flamer, THAT'S why.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/55132
Merry HitWhore Tampon breath!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-23 10:27:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Deck the halls with boughs of....
HEY...WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HERE??? Who's responsible for this?