Battle for Uber - Casting Part II (1176 hits)
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Submitted by PMJ <potatomanjack79.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-12-23 11:08:00 EST
http://www.ubersite.com/m/53914 - Introduction
http://www.ubersite.com/m/54009 - Factions and Background
http://www.ubersite.com/m/54507 - Casting Part I
Finally, I've finished all the initial casting for the Battle for Uber stroy, which should have it's first installment next week. Sorry it has taken so long, but I didn't realize just how much work this would take and how many people would want to be in the story.
It's still not too late to sign up, and you can do so on the first link (Introduction) and I'll be sure to get you in as soon as is possible.
So, without further ado, here's the remaining casting of the final two factions.
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HELL'S SWARM
Level 1
Method - Chair of the Dark Council
Were backstabbing and villainy an art form, Method would be the most famous artisan in the land. He has sat as the chair of the dark council, the controlling body of Hell's Swarm, for over 150 years, longer than any previous chair before him. His black void like eyes and yellow fanged and dagger like tooth filled grin, conveys death as opposed to pleasure, and has been the last thing that numerous of his political enemies have seen before those same sickeningly gleaming teeth have been sunk into their throat, ripping vital arteries as they inject the unique poison that Method has cultured in his own blood. He commands the council with an iron fist, and his acceptances of the failure of his council members are received almost as well as are challenges to his position.
Level 2
Shitfuck - Chancellor of the Dark Council
As chancellor, Shitfuck's main area of focus in Swarm politics is as both secretary to Method, but more importantly the chief justice of the punishing Swarm court system. Shitfuck might be the only member of the council who has actually garnered a slight bit of favor with Method, as his extremely cruel punishment of almost every offender who is brought before him has been very pleasing to the Chair. One of Shitfuck's favorite benefits of being a judge is administering his painful and deadly sentences himself.
QueenAshlee - Queen of the Succubae & Member of the Dark Council
As the most powerful of her all female clan of seductresses, QueenAshlee has garnered herself a position on the Dark Council. Her input upon the ways in which the Swarm will mobilize comes from a unique point of view shrouded in whatever pleasure and pain can be achieved for her and her kin through the action of this brood. She is very well known for both the amount of strife she has caused in her targets along with the acid laden cat of nine tails that swings at her side.
WilliamQPercey - Head Warlock of the Burning Guild & Member of the Dark Council
As far as the most potent magic users in the land of Uber go, WQP is among the top. His command over fire has become such that it has become a part of his being, and it is not uncommon for the scales, claws, and horns of his demonic body to burst into flame when his emotions run high. As a child might throw a stone, WQP tosses building leveling fireballs at anyone who might come against him and a faint smell of burnt flesh follows him wherever he goes. His abilities have granted him a position on the council as well.
Level 3
Yes - Consigliore of the Dark Council
Yes has acted as the main source of advice to the council for over 300 years, and it is this same wealth of experience that allows him to offer the wise and twisted brand of counsel that would be expected in Hell's Swarm. One famous plan hatched by Yes involved the Swarm abducting and killing the family of noble to spurn him into action and then ambushing the rage blinded man.
Degreeless_Capibara - Duchess of the Black Hand & Member of the Dark Council
Demon royalty plays a large part of politics in the Swarm, and so Degreeless's has earned herself a position on the council by leading her clan (the Black Hand) to become the largest and most powerful. Her abilities in the ways of politics are matched only by her penchant for destruction, and she is well known for her love of taking the battle field in search for trophies in the form of the eyes of her victims.
LadyPlural - Duchess of the Blazing Doom & Member of the Dark Council
The second most powerful clan in Hell's Swarm is The Blazing Doom. LadyPlural sits on the Dark Council as the head of this clan, and continually vies for her clan to become the most powerful in the Swarm, so that her influence upon Swam activities would increase accordingly. There is no love loss between her and Degreeless_Capibara.
Mac - President of the Swarm Senate & Member of the Dark Council
As the elected head of the Swarm senate, Mac is the general public's representative. He is perhaps one of the only members of the Swarm who actually understands what it is to be compassionate. In most among the Swarm, this could cause for a short life, however, Mac's 7 foot frame of bladed bone, armor scales, and muscle has allowed him to live his life how he would like without fear.
Munkeypants - Twin Princess of the Succubae
Under QueenAshlee, the second two commanding members of the succubae are the twin demon sisters of Munkeypants and Firefly. The two are almost indistinguishable in their sultry looks, and it is this similarity that has led the two to engage in many a devilish endeavor. Munkeypants is the more physically violent inclined of the sisters.
Firefly - Twin Princess of the Succubae
Best friend to her twin, Firefly is the second of the two sisters. Although her counterpart is prone to ripping both people and objects apart when she can't get her way, Firefly prefers to continue to work behind the scenes to influence and mold events in order to have the outcome that she desires occur in the end.
Level 4
MyNameIsTim - Duke of the Stinging Eye
The Leader of a prominent clan whose members specialize in poisons.
Tinactin - Duke of Night's Call
Head of a purposefully smaller stealth and assassination focused clan.
FatTony - Duke of Sorrow's Crushing Blow
This clan head leads a group focused on being the strongest warriors in the Swarm.
Stin - Duchess of the Death of Mercy
This cruel clan leader believes fully in leaving no one left alive.
Mikethescottish - High Ranking Warlock of the Burning Guild
A demonic fire mage who deals in firing rays of heat from his hands.
SullyThePirate - High Ranking Warlock of the Burning Guild
This demon warlock's skin is pure black and his specialty is burning people from within.
NerfHerder - High Ranking Warlock of the Burning Guild
Asphyxiating his enemies with smoke is the pleasure of this dark mage.
Boredgurl210 - Lady of the Succubae
A prominent succubus whose eyes seem to constantly dance in flame.
Merlina - Lady of the Succubae
Merlina is a powerful succubus who delights in consuming the flesh of living creatures.
Creepy_Guy - Exalted Warrior of the Black Hand
This reptile like demon's body is covered with sharp jagged horns.
Shlongy - Exalted Warrior of the Black Hand
A winged demon warrior who spits a searing mixture of blood and acid.
Scrumdown - Superior Warrior of the Blazing Doom
The dual blades of flame wielded by the fire elemental are a force to be dealt with.
Burn - Superior Warrior of the Blazing Doom
This elemental of flame is formed like a tiger, and uses his blazing jaws to end lives.
Youarsogay - Right Head of a Two-Headed Dragon.
This independently thinking head of this terror can breathe a steaming poison mist.
Id - Left Head of a Two-Headed Dragon
Id, the left head of the dragon breaths the classical cone of fire at enemies.
JonnyX - Master Torturer
When sentences are not performed by Shitfuck, it comes to JonnyX to dispense pain.
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SOLEMN & ELDER
Level 1
Smurfs - Prime Solemn
Wisest and most knowledgeable of his half of the combined clans, Smurfs is perhaps the oldest living creature in the entire world of Uber. Should one's gaze fall upon him, the sight seen would not be especially impressive, as his figure resembles that of a tall, although somewhat thin and frail elderly gentleman, and neither his garb of simple grey robes or temperament of your average man would give him away. However, underneath this subdued exterior lies a sorcerer powerful enough to both lay waste to entire villages on his own and summon armies of other world spirits to do so for him. Although he commands this level of power, his inner philosophy of peace being valued above all would never allow him to do so unless it would benefit the greater good of all.
Sideburns - Original Elder
The ground shakes as Sideburns walks the land, of which he is part himself. At full height, his body of earth staring out at the world through eyes of literal emerald would reach over 20 feet in height. His gigantic, and slow swinging purposeful steps give his motion an almost smooth poetic look, as no move of his ever seems misplaced, or rushed. As his name suggests, he is the first ever of his clan to exist in the land of Uber, and whether he or Smurfs has been around longer, is still in question. One thing is for certain when it comes to his relationship with Smurfs, and that is that through a history of war and peace, the two have come to agree on a philosophy that peace and the greater good of Uber is the most important thing above all.
Level 2
Apollo88 - High Solemn of Elder
In order to ensure that relations between both the clans of Solemn and Elder are always at their smoothest, the second in command of each group is an actual member of the other division. Apollo88 is the acting Solemn who is stationed at this second highest position in Elder. His physical manifestation, or lack there of, is that of an almost cloudlike wraith, and actually is a powerful entity born in the second plane, but that is able to maintain a ghostly presence in the realm of Uber, and uses his magic to bring beings back and fourth from both sides.
Phinch - High Elder of Solemn
The mirror role of Apollo88 in the Solemn clan is held by Phinch, whose 9 foot tall human form is made up of constantly flowing water. In fact, all of Phinch's mannerisms seem to mimic those of a flowing river, whether it be the forward flowing motion of his walk or the violent cascading crush of his body as he descends his entire matter upon enemies in battle. Phinch's life also dates back to the beginnings of Uber, and it is said that there is a piece of Phinch in every stream of flowing water across the land.
Level 3
Donitsu2002 - Principal Sage of the Second Plane
The Solemn clan believes that only second to peace is knowledge, and it is Donitsu2002 who is the foremost researcher for this group. His studies in the Second Plane have resulted in spells of epic proportions being invented, with the most notable being a spell that summons a greater war spirit to the caster's side to protect him from harm.
AlwaysAnEagle - First Sorceress
Behind Smurfs, the most magically gifted member of Solemn, is AlwaysAnEagle, which is somewhat strange as she is one of the younger members of this clan as being but a 1200 year old elven maiden. However, her youth and beauty in this faction cannot detract from her position, as her ability to fully communicate with and control both plants and animals is a force to be reckoned with.
ElectricToothSyndrome - Avenger and Strategist of Solemn
Although the mandate of Solemn is one of peace, they do recognize the need to be effective at war, and here is where the services of ETS lie. His origin stems to heaven where he was a high ranking angel, and has waged war there many a time. It is the skills learned in those plane shaking battles that has earned him his position.
StonedSilly - Crush of Elder
After Sideburns and Phinch, the three highest ranking members of the Elder clan are also its three most potent physical forces. Standing at 15 feet and being comprised of granite boulders, StonedSilly has well earned the title of 'Crush'. He is the most awe-inspiring battler of Elder, and there is nay a wall that can stand up to him.
Nicole3 - Weapon of Elder
This vixen of crushed ruby who stares down any in her way with the blackest ebony for eyes is Nicole3, and she is the Weapon of Elder. Her deceptively quick swings with razor sharp ruby shard arms more than make up for her smaller than average (for Elders) size at a mere 6 feet tall.
BuckeyesTHEGAME - Wrath of Elder
A giant of the forest, BuckeyesTHEGAME, although not the bulkiest, is by far the tallest in the elder clan and stand at an amazing 35 feet in height. His arms and body of redwood are punishing pistons of force that can decimate legions of opposing troops should the need arise. Along with his physical threat, he is also the least committed of the two clans to the idea of peace, and for this is titled as 'Wrath'.
Level 4
Darko - Sage of Elder
High ranking researcher in the arts who focuses on banishing as opposed to summoning.
Jgreening - Sage of Elder
A strong researcher whose highest acclaim is discovering how to open nether gates.
Wiki - Second Sorceress
The sister of Jgreening, her magic ties into the nether and raising armies of undead.
Wardy - Second Sorcerer
This sorcerer specializes in polymorphing himself into a multitude of creatures.
Shadow - Second Sorcerer
A sorcerer who crafts mind boggling illusions of horror or beauty.
Timmah - Second Sorcerer
Timmah's powers are focused into maintaining the spirit dragon that follows him always.
Chameleon - Master Inventor
A brilliant member of Solemn who focuses on inventing as opposed to research in magic.
Natsukau - Dean of Libations
He is in charge of keeping the people of both clans content with alcoholic masterpieces.
Soley_Trinity - Wall of Elder
An extremely slow moving diamond based phalanx whose focus is defense.
Shizae - Pull of Elder
A mud golem who excels at slowing advancing troops with his own self.
ToxicNarcotic - Push of Elder
This wind made force blows enemies back to aid retreating allies.
Zakalwe - Pillar of Elder
From the deep caves, this walking 13 foot Stalagmite is a menace in battle.
DarthAwesome - Forge of Elder
A member of Elder who is made of iron, and forges the bizarre weapons for the members.
TheSpook - Mouth of Elder
TheSpook acts as the liaison between Elder and those spirits summoned by Solemn.
YELLOW-MAN - Salve of Elder
A strange magma based entity that acts as a healer to his clan.
JohnGalt - Eye of Elder
A cloud being who uses his high physical position to scout for Solemn & Elder.
User Reviews
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-02-09 08:33:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You remembered me!
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-01-06 09:43:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I do a great stone-face.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2004-12-31 18:06:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Creepy_Guy - Exalted Warrior of the Black Hand
This reptile like demon's body is covered with sharp jagged horns.
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*drools*
Submitted by The_Walrus (user info) at 2004-12-30 23:54:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Any date estimations for the first installment?
Take your time, there's a shitload of people to sort through. Thankyou again for making this so goddamn awesome.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-12-30 19:17:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
TELL ME WHO TO SMITE, AND THEY SHALL BE SMOTEN
and stuff
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-12-30 19:14:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sweet jeebus, those are some mighty big shoes to fill.
I must get crack-a-lackin
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2004-12-30 19:08:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/55550
0.89 Im going up.
muhuhaha
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-12-29 00:02:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry, didn't have electricity when this was posted. I'm quite excited to see this unfold.
Little off-put with a level 4 ranking, seeing as I've been around and posting consistantly for a year, but its nice to play someone who has somewhere to go on the rank ladder, isn't it?
I think our level 4s are quite strong with myself, tinactin, Tim, FatTony, ghey (if he ever gets around to posting). I just hope we don't kick so much ass that we stage a coup, seeing as the "lessers" of the group post more than than the "leaders."
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-12-28 16:23:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wiki - Second Sorceress
The sister of Jgreening, her magic ties into the nether and raising armies of undead.
****
Yesssssssssssssssssssssss.
Just make sure you throw a sex scene in there with me and shitfuck.
Or, you know, however you wanna write it is fine, too.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2004-12-28 15:43:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So, when does this 'start'? I want to start posting at the right time...
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2004-12-27 14:24:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/55334
Haha, fear my average 'rating 0.83'
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2004-12-27 11:23:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-12-27 10:55:34 (#)
Ranking: 2
Hells Swarm will kick all your arses.
Because the Duchess of the Death of Mercy has decreed it so.
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Not if I...er, had the ability to do decent posts.
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-12-27 10:55:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hells Swarm will kick all your arses.
Because the Duchess of the Death of Mercy has decreed it so.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-12-25 15:22:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, look what you've done to my ego.
I just sent this to everyone I know
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-12-25 15:16:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bitches, make me a sandwich. Smurfs too.
Or we'll ban you from the island.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-12-25 15:11:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
StonedSilly - Crush of Elder
After Sideburns and Phinch, the three highest ranking members of the Elder clan are also its three most potent physical forces. Standing at 15 feet and being comprised of granite boulders, StonedSilly has well earned the title of 'Crush'. He is the most awe-inspiring battler of Elder, and there is nay a wall that can stand up to him.
WOO!
I also re-rated your other post.
Submitted by Id (user info) at 2004-12-25 14:58:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hmmm.....
...time to go find Youarsogay....
thank you for this by the way.
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-12-24 21:42:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hah! A bunch of Goths and Hippies!
GO MAELSTROM WOO!!!
Submitted by DarthAwesome (user info) at 2004-12-24 13:57:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Alas, level 4. Woe is me.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-12-24 03:18:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I got a paragraph
I RULE!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-12-24 02:46:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Jgreening - Sage of Elder
A strong researcher whose highest acclaim is discovering how to open nether gates.
WITH MY PEENER!!!
Now, can I officially use "...in the pooper" as my official comment?
I discovered how to open the nether gates, people!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-12-24 01:04:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
woo hoo! me, firefly, and ashlee kick all kinds of ass!
Submitted by The_Walrus (user info) at 2004-12-23 23:13:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hells yes
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-12-23 22:01:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think it's going to be funny when people start dying off...
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-12-23 21:54:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I read this post again, and the post and the comments are awesome.
(I had a lot more written here, but I deleted it all... All of it! Über was not ready for it.)
Submitted by boredgurl210 (user info) at 2004-12-23 19:42:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Boredgurl210 - Lady of the Succubae
A prominent succubus whose eyes seem to constantly dance in flame.
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Hell yeah, let's kick some puppies (preferably onto people)! :)
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-12-23 18:57:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-12-23 17:23:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Faction Five: The Wrath Of Donkeys
DonkeyOnTheFuckingEdge: Scorned by his fellow posters, Donkey makes a splinter group of powerful, lesser known posters. He gathers the best of the least in an attempt to rule Uber with a platinum fist. He possess the greatest power of all in his outrageous schemes and pinache for mind control. Darker still is his untapped resources of spell check and proof reading. When those tools are awakend, Uber shall shudder and fall under the crushing weight of his awesomeness. Prepare to rue the day you cross Donkey. Rue it long, rue it hard and rue it with commitment.
Boomslang: Due to his sheer proximity to Donkey's location he is drawn into this splinter group in a vortex of New England rage. Coupled with the Sox World Series victory and pints of Harpoon IPO downed at the Brewery Lane Tavern, he lurks in every corner of Uber, waiting to prey upon the weak and unsuspecting. Just when you think you are safe, Boomslang emerges out of the shadows and slits your throat, using your head as a goblet of knowlage as he drinks your life away.
Quartermain: Master of Conservitisim. Dissagree with him and you will be forced to eat his ass with a spoon. Not just any spoon, the little pink sample spoon from Baskin Robbins with your choice of toppings. He is deceptive in his demeanor as he will lull you into a false sense of security, then savagley beat you about the face and neck, leaving you battered and senseless.
Congo: Not much is known about him, other than the fact that he lives deep in the annuls of Mass. Woe be unto the unsuspecting traveler on I-93, as Congo's toll is your life. Do not stray from the saftey of I-95, but take it South, as North will bring you into Donkey country. No one wants to end up in Donkey country...no one.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-12-23 16:15:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Banishing?! Sweeeeet.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-12-23 16:15:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't believe it... You positioned me correctly!
Submitted by scrumdown (user info) at 2004-12-23 16:00:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's official, I am pure evil. And I love it. I think I am going to go kick a puppy. I think I will kick a puppy off a cliff in front of little Johnny (owner of the puppy) with steel toed boots on, and then casting a spell to turn the falling puppy into a giant one so that with it's splat it crushes the troop of girl scouts that sits below raising money for the "Save the Puppies" foundation. Then I will do the double flame sword upside down reverse bitch slap to little Johnny as I flame fuck his mom. That'll be cool. Flame on.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-12-23 15:19:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-12-23 15:04:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome man, can't wait for the first installment. Don't rush yourself though, I mean, do you really wanna be working on this through the holidays?
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I'm not going to ruch anything, but I am here (in the office) for three days next week, and this time of the year is historically quiet, so I hope I've got time to spare for writing which will let me get the first part of the story done.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-12-23 15:17:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-12-23 13:38:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
TOTALLY musta missed the signups.
Can i play the "Switzerland" of the warring hordes...just the one dude whom everyone leaves alone and lets him drink his mead and smoke his sage?
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I don't know about Switzerland per se, but I can get you in the story as the plot moves along.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-12-23 15:04:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome man, can't wait for the first installment. Don't rush yourself though, I mean, do you really wanna be working on this through the holidays?
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-12-23 14:39:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YES
I love you wholeheartedly and unreservedly. So to speak.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-12-23 14:33:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome!
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-12-23 14:31:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
epic.
Submitted by Natsukau (user info) at 2004-12-23 13:58:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Woohoo Head Bartender! Please kill me off by making me chug a half gallon of Everclear in preperations for the final battle. That would be an honorable death for me.
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-12-23 13:38:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
TOTALLY musta missed the signups.
Can i play the "Switzerland" of the warring hordes...just the one dude whom everyone leaves alone and lets him drink his mead and smoke his sage?
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-12-23 12:26:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh fuck yes...
Anyone for BBQ?
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2004-12-23 12:21:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hard work deserves hard cock. Or vagina. It depends.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-12-23 12:20:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
GO HORDE WOO!!!
I'm going to have to write something...
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2004-12-23 12:07:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome!
Did I mention somewhere in the course of events that I'm awesome with plants, to the point that people bring me their ailing ones for rescue?
Because if I didn't, which I don't think I did, that is a neat coincidence thingie.
Submitted by Jungle_Jimanee (user info) at 2004-12-23 12:02:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fun
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-12-23 11:57:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
woohoo! i'm a badass, sweet. ROCK ROCK ON!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-23 11:57:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oops. Scrolled too fast.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-23 11:56:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I must be on Level 5 or something.
There IS a level 5, isn't there?
How 'bout 6?
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-12-23 11:49:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2004-12-23 11:31:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck. And I am being underrated yet again. I should have been at least third level. You put me underneath firefly, and she doesnt even post!
My only consolation is knowing that I'm evil.
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I'm sorry you think that I snubbed you.
It's honeslty just because I don't know you as a poster that well, where as firefly has been around quite some time, and even though she doesn't post, she's still a pretty well-known uberer.
Listen, if you continue to post well, you'll definitely move up the story ranks, and what we have here is just the starting position of all the users.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2004-12-23 11:41:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Indeed...
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2004-12-23 11:31:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck. And I am being underrated yet again. I should have been at least third level. You put me underneath firefly, and she doesnt even post!
My only consolation is knowing that I'm evil.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-12-23 11:27:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
SweetTastic
Submitted by Smurfs (user info) at 2004-12-23 11:24:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
... oh yes.
Myself and Sideburns own you all
woohoo PEACE!
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2004-12-23 11:18:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So, Hell's swarm is basically just the Republican party?
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2004-12-23 11:17:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fantabulous!
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2004-12-23 11:15:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wardy - Second Sorcerer
This sorcerer specializes in polymorphing himself into a multitude of creatures.
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boo ya bitches!! i think i'll be paris hilton now! *poof*
oo look i'm a whore!
and now i'll be carson daily! *poof*
hey! i'm metrosexual!
finally! i'll be o.j.! *poof*
son of a bitch, now i'm guilty...
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-12-23 11:10:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
These guys are all SO dead.
Go Oozing Horde WOO!