HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOJOPE!!! (SFW...thank god) (1383 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.08 on 37 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by John Galt (View user info) at 2004-12-23 16:40:15 EST
OK, so this is technically a bit late, but Happy Birthday anyway.
I'm not a pedophile anymore, yay!!!
Sorry, sweetie. I wasn't about to look for naked (or even semi-naked) pictures of Kiefer Sutherland. My co-workers are already looking at me funny for downloading all of these.
User Reviews
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2004-12-30 23:45:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
So, I guess you're into Ayn Rand?
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2004-12-26 03:13:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Woohoo, I missed this because I've been enjoying time away from the computer, or I was too lazy to reactivate my internet account thingy, tomato tomahto. And now I'm up too late.
I love it when Ashlee shows her true colors. Wait, is stupidity a color? If stupidity was a color I think it would be yellow. Only stupid people like yellow.
WHERE'S MY LIGHTER YOU ASSHOLES
Submitted by BrittneyCheers4U (user info) at 2004-12-25 15:26:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
try and ignore lojope she is an attention whore
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-12-24 12:33:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by ButtRodent (user info) at 2004-12-24 10:44:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the Halle Berry linkwhore...mmmmmmmmmmmmmm....
You've made me a happy rodent.
<farts>
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-24 10:01:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Try and ignore Ashlee- I know that's difficult- because she's obviously an idiot with little or no tact and even less class.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-12-24 08:29:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-12-23 23:18:55 (#)
Ranking: 0
You kinda have a thing for older guys, huh?
I don't want to offend you or upset you or anything, but was the guy who attacked you older? I had a friend that was raped by her stepfather, and when she started to get old enough to be interested in dating, she only found guys in their late thirties and older attractive. I never really got that.
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Jesus Christ, Ashlee. Neither the time or place to ask a question like that. Not to mention the irrelevance. If you don't "get that", you could always take an entry level psych class.
Happy Birthday Lojope!
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-12-24 08:17:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ashlee, no.
And never again accuse me of constantly bringing that up all the time. As you just demonstrated, it is not me who can't stop bringing it up, it's you and everyone else.
Frankly, this was just not the place and anyone should have been able to deduce that. Does "Happy Birthday, let's talk about the time you were raped!" sound like an appropriate sentence to you? If it does, you've got issues.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2004-12-24 07:33:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Lojope makes me want to vomit. I have no idea why.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2004-12-24 03:15:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy belated birthday, lojo!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-12-24 01:16:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for KS
+2 happy birthday Dori!
+2 for shits and giggles
Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2004-12-24 00:44:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow you are such a little bitch
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-12-24 00:39:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-23 16:52:44 (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
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Woah, am I seeing things?
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2004-12-23 23:32:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-12-23 16:44:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
<shudders> You aren't making this plus two for life deal easy, asshole.
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What the GAY?
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-12-23 23:18:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You kinda have a thing for older guys, huh?
I don't want to offend you or upset you or anything, but was the guy who attacked you older? I had a friend that was raped by her stepfather, and when she started to get old enough to be interested in dating, she only found guys in their late thirties and older attractive. I never really got that.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-12-23 22:44:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Mmmmm Jack Bauer.......
<masturbates furiously>
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2004-12-23 20:21:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What the hell are you talking about Assrat? I'm a "nice guy"? Surely you meant egotistical prick. Hell, not even Lojo thinks I'm nice.
I guess I should have linked to the post she did for my b-day as some sort of explanation for this though. So here...see nearly naked pictures of Halle Berry:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/51886
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-12-23 19:45:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2's for life
Submitted by ButtRodent (user info) at 2004-12-23 19:19:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Pure shit...<gag>
You're a "nice guy", really, you are. But she's going to leave you for Colin Farrel. Stop being such a flaming vagina, Lojo has one already, doesn't need any extra. Be a fucking man and at least leave this kind of shit for the real world.
As reparations, I want Lojo to post a new camwhore wearing those birth control goggles, they're hot. I'm serious.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2004-12-23 19:09:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BlindMelon (user info) at 2004-12-23 18:42:06 (#)
Ranking: -2
if i were going out with someone i'd respect them enough to not smear my relationship all over the place like fecal matter
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Remind me not to let you use the bathroom if you ever drop by my place.
Having said that, I agree with the thought. Well said.
Submitted by BlindMelon (user info) at 2004-12-23 18:42:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
if i were going out with someone i'd respect them enough to not smear my relationship all over the place like fecal matter
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-12-23 17:28:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
my step dad is keifer sutherland's fucking twin. It is weird
Submitted by The_Great_Tom (user info) at 2004-12-23 17:27:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2004-12-23 17:17:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"If I were starting a "Lame Post" website, this one wouldn't be a bad inaugeral post."
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Wait...this isn't lamesite.com. Shit. I posted in the wrong place. Sorry about that. I'm new here, you'll have to forgive me for my ignorance.
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2004-12-23 17:13:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Thank you. That's much better.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-23 17:12:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oops. Sorry about that. That was the first time - I swear - that I did NOT leave an expert commentary in over 4000 reviews. I was in the middle of a poker hand.
OK, lessee what I have left in the vault today...
Oh yeah, here's a couple...take your pick.
"This is gay".
"You stink".
"No pussy for you tonight. Your broad is out looking for someone with a penis as we speak".
"If I were starting a "Lame Post" website, this one wouldn't be a bad inaugeral post."
Enjoy.
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2004-12-23 17:05:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-12-23 16:53:59 (#)
Ranking: -2
God dammit Galt... what the fuck?
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Because I wanted to. Why the hell else would anyone do anything?
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-12-23 17:04:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Ehhhhh...
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2004-12-23 17:02:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Guess who's gonna be wearing the latex Kiefer mask tonight and hoping for a spit-shine?
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2004-12-23 17:01:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-23 16:52:44 (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
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Listen, bitch. The only reason we keep you around is for your replies. Comment or be gone. Anymore of this "No Comment" business and I'll kick your ass myself.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-12-23 16:53:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
God dammit Galt... what the fuck?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-23 16:52:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2004-12-23 16:46:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-12-23 16:44:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
<shudders> You aren't making this plus two for life deal easy, asshole.
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You feel better now?
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-12-23 16:44:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
<shudders> You aren't making this plus two for life deal easy, asshole.
Submitted by briancte (user info) at 2004-12-23 16:44:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
haha "co-workers"
take that anyway you want.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-12-23 16:42:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by boomslang (user info) at 2004-12-23 16:41:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
BOOOOOO