Merry Chri- Oh my god, is that a gray hair?? (847 hits)
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Submitted by Corn Nugget (View user info) at 2004-12-24 08:12:57 EST
Christmas is wearing on me in many ways. Primarily it's WORK that's making me anxious for the holidays to end. It's the customers who are SHOCKED that we sold out of Trans-Siberian-Orchestras "Christmas Sounds" CD. The people who hope to get the "hot items" the day before christmas are killing me, too.
"Do you have Playstation 2's?"
"No. Sorry."
"You don't?"
"Nope."
"Oh, wow. Really?"
"Really."
"Hmm. Do you know who will have them?"
"No, I don't."
"Oh, you don't?"
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I HATE YOU!!
Then of course (as I feel compelled to mention in every post), my dads death has made things harder this christmas, too. Today is the one month aniversary of the accident. Yesterday my car sounded weird, and I found myself digging for my cell-phone- I was planning on calling him. Then I realized what I was doing, and that sucked.
To top it all off- I found a gray hair today.
Holy shit, I'm 26. My hair shouldn't be gray!! I had a hard time pulling it out- It was devilish and divant- hiding behind all the brown hairs. Durring the hunt for this one elusive hair, I kept telling myself, "No, it's not gray, it's just one of those light blonde ones... it's NOT gray". After I finally plucked this hair from my head, I held it before my eyes to ensure that it was INDEED a blonde hair.
But of course, no, it was gray. Gray and course and GRAY FUCKING HAIR! So I put it in a plastic bag. I'm saving it.
Oh, I forgot to mention... yesterday I ran out of toilet paper at a very un-opportune moment.
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Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2005-01-05 13:30:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
and all this time id thought you were a redhead
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-12-27 10:42:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
In less than a week, I shall be 22.
If I pulled out every grey hair I found in the last month, I would now have enough to stuff a small cushion.
Thank the lord for hairdye.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-12-25 15:02:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Merry Christmas, Corinne.
I am drawing a blank on the wording for my sentiments... trying not to sound cheesy...
I hope you and your family make the best of this holiday.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-12-24 21:50:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That's why I keep extra hand-towels in a drawer...
Merry Christmas, homeslice.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-12-24 21:38:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy shit... tomorrow is already christmas???
Fuck!
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-12-24 20:41:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Out of TP?
..That's what the shower curtain is for..
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-12-24 17:34:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Condolences for your dad and your hair.
...and the TP
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2004-12-24 13:24:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2's for Christmas!!! I'm such a big spender
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-12-24 12:30:08 EST (#)
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I love you a little more each day, Corny...........
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-12-24 12:21:28 EST (#)
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Haha.
We have people coming into work asking if we still have Christmas trees.
Pretty much the same breakdown of conversation.
Here's a hint, assholes... if you're going to buy a tree, do it before Dec. 23rd.
What's the point of buying a Christmas tree just to have it for two freaking days?
I'm giong to call everyone tonight or tomorrow and wish them a Merry Christmas.
Submitted by The_Walrus (user info) at 2004-12-24 12:09:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
My condolences for your father.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-12-24 11:42:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHA!!!
I ran out of TP two days ago. I was at home with just my son.
"Take daddy's wallet and walk up to the store and buy some toilet paper."
Damn kids...good thing that I had a newspaper.
Submitted by ButtRodent (user info) at 2004-12-24 11:03:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Let's shag and I guarantee when the ordeal, nay, life altering experience, is over, you'll have absolutely no gray hair ANYWHERE...while you slumber peacefully I will comb every inch of your body and snip off the gray hairs with my rodent teeth. Hopefully it was just that one or you'll be the proud owner of a mullet very soon. If that's not love, I don't know what is.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2004-12-24 10:58:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't even twist round to see my ass hair anyway, so i don't CARE what colour it is...
Wait, cos you didnt specify, this IS about ass-hair,right?
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2004-12-24 10:50:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Not "Ha!" about your dad... just the hair. I'm a dork.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2004-12-24 10:49:54 EST (#)
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Ha! Le suk.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-24 10:09:31 EST (#)
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You've yet to suck my dick?
Submitted by lordofduct (user info) at 2004-12-24 09:57:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
you call your dad when your car sounds weird at age 26... pussy!
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-12-24 09:24:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You had sex with DonkeyOnTheEdge. My God.
Submitted by purringbubbles (user info) at 2004-12-24 09:14:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2004-12-24 08:20:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-12-24 08:16:49 (#)
Ranking: 0
Creep- I do believe I've already done that.
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Yeah, well it's cheaper and more fun than Botox so why make it a one-time thing?
Oooooh... Buuuuuurrrrrnnn.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-12-24 08:17:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Is this like a To Be Continued part?
What will you do now that you ran out of T.P?
And with your hair turning gray, will you be called OLD?
hmm
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-12-24 08:16:49 EST (#)
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Creep- I do believe I've already done that.
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2004-12-24 08:16:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not even officially an adult in most countries, and some strands of my hair are greyer than hell. It makes me look distinguished(nerdy) and mature(geriatric).
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2004-12-24 08:15:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Come to my house and have sex with young men. It's like the fountain of youth.