I Love It (PPCE) (1307 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.89 on 10 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Nomad <Drainoe.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-12-24 10:09:01 EST
PPCE = Pussy Post Christmas Eve
Being the holiday season, I find that it is important to reflect on our values. On what we love the most.
I would like to take a moment and reflect on something very important to me, something that I cherish very much.
Pussy!
To be more specific, my girlfriends pussy. I wrote a little poem about it:
I like to stroke it,
poke it,
make it clap!
I like to eat it
beat it
while I'm at it, I just might slap that ass.
I like to lick it
pick it
and pop it back...
one finger, two finger
two hands and more
I love to work it, nurse it and make it go
till it starts squirtin, workin and so much more
I love your pussy, baby, now drop them drawers.
Thank you, thank you, you are all far too kind!
Hang on - *sniff* yes wait - *sniff* - Oh yeah. Hold on a sex, I mean sex, I mean sec - *SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFF* - Ohhhhhh yeah, I fucking love that smell.
Thank you ladies for having vaginas. Thank you oh so much!!!
I'm not afraid to shout it, loudly and proudly:
I LOVE THE PUSSY!!! LOVE IT! I FUCKING LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVEEE IT! I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE IT!
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User Reviews
Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2005-01-06 12:05:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ANOTHER GIRLFRIEND UPDATE!!!!! GIVE US ANOTHER!!!!! (seriously)
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2004-12-28 18:37:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I am mildly bemused and put-off by your 'poem'...but it seems genuine, so +2 for that.
I just hope you post a similar poem chronicling your woes entitled 'Enslavement by Pussy' when THAT happens (and it will)...you'll be cursing that poon like Cap'n Ahab goes on about oversized seafood.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-12-25 10:21:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fair enough. This should be a -2 for your terrible lack of a montage comemmorating this wonderous thing, but it's Christmas, and I'm trying that 'good will to all... thing' out today. I don't think that it'll stick, but enjoy iy while it lasts.
Submitted by transhuman (user info) at 2004-12-24 22:13:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
On behalf of all women: YOU ARE WELCOME.
Submitted by PrettyBondage (user info) at 2004-12-24 14:33:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
very nice.
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2004-12-24 13:38:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What no picture? +2's for Christmas!!!
Submitted by Nomad (user info) at 2004-12-24 13:00:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I like those stains on my sheets
I like it when I fall asleep
When I'm smelling that fine stank
Damn I love pussy
Good pussy. Pussy that I looooooooveeeeeee.
All I want for christmas is pussy!!!
MMM MMM MMMM!!!!!!!!
MUCNH MUNCH MUNCH!!!!
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-12-24 11:34:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
While I'm not specifically grateful for pussy, I'm damn well happy that every man has a penis. This comes in most handy.
Then again, I guess I *am* grateful for pussy.. being that it is the only thing that makes the penis useful.
Merry Christmas Eve. Get Laid! :D
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2004-12-24 10:56:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2004-12-24 10:47:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're welcome!!! This was really funny. I hope you don't take a -2 beating for it. Merry Christmas.