Shlongy Got Plastered and Killed a Retard (1325 hits)
Category: HumorRating: 1.05 on 31 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by harmlessness (View user info) at 2004-12-24 22:49:44 EST
Since uber removes all formatting, you'll have to click the link.
Sing to the tune of "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer."
Merry Christmas.
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User Reviews
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-10-28 18:30:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
One of the many musical tributes given to the great Shlongy.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-03-04 17:05:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
For the alter -2 I didn't notice until just now, jerky.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-24 12:34:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Quality is Job One.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-12-30 18:21:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Paaaahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahaa!
Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2004-12-25 19:59:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by MrWillard (user info) at 2004-12-25 19:15:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 FUCK CHRISTMAS
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-12-25 17:50:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey, spooner.
Apologies, then. I thought you were seriously calling my originality into question.
Plus, this christmas is a fucking joke.
merry christmas.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-12-25 17:31:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-12-25 17:22:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-12-25 13:14:40 (#)
Ranking: 0
How the fuck is my title similar in ANY way to that title?
You're a fucking retard, -2s for life, yadda yadda yadda.
Die, you fucking faggot.
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Hot damn stoned, calm down. I don't want to post the dictionary definition of "joke" but if I have to I will.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-12-25 14:53:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy Holidays, Tim.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-25 14:40:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm feeling less bitter...I just got blown.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-12-25 13:14:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
How the fuck is my title similar in ANY way to that title?
You're a fucking retard, -2s for life, yadda yadda yadda.
Die, you fucking faggot.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-12-25 12:37:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You stole your title from this post:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/36130
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-12-25 12:02:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That's not what I asked for, man.
I asked for a -2!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-25 11:47:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
OK, sonny. You got it!
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-12-25 11:24:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Tim told me to -2 this.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-12-25 11:21:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Do it, 'tard.
Give me a -2.
You really think I give a flying fuck?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-25 11:16:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Whatever- Don't make me change my rating, Barney.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-12-25 11:08:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy, you think I'm using your name to garner hits?
I'd have put this on uberboard if I really wanted hits.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-25 10:42:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Who woulda thunk it- The trademarked name of "Shlongy" is now used to attract hits. This is approximately the 20th Shlongy tribute in just over 5 months.
I certainly never saw THIS coming.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-12-25 10:31:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
son of a bitch.
my domain registrar is down
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2004-12-25 01:31:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
attack of the silly monster
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-12-25 00:13:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WWW.SIDEBURNS.INFO
WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Submitted by keebler (user info) at 2004-12-24 23:46:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
merry fucking x-mas
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2004-12-24 23:26:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
In other words, just another day for Shlongy.
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2004-12-24 23:22:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Merry Christmas!
xo
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-12-24 23:16:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Genko, you honestly expect me to do it in notepad on christmas eve with a shot of vodka and a few beers in me? YOU'RE NOTS, MAN!
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2004-12-24 23:14:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Good stuff.
-1 for using frontpage though.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-12-24 23:12:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
sweet.
another +2 for having my last name in your song. (downing)
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2004-12-24 22:57:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHA! I always knew that Shlongy cat was alright.
Funny shit.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-12-24 22:52:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm sure it's not the first time, and won't be the last.
Cheers shlongy!