I see Dead People (618 hits)
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Submitted by bangedjomoma (View user info) at 2004-12-26 19:56:38 EST
As it turns out about 10,000 people were killed today over in Thailand and SriLanka and other countries where people get caned. Thankfully our heroic President George Bush has now declared war Thailand. I got pieces of an interview I saw on CNN. I don't remember who the host was, so lets just say it was Ralph Wiggum.
R.W. Mr. Pheasant Why did you declare war on the chinese people?
G.W. We must be strong and resolute. As leader of the free world I cannot stand by while 10,000 people are murdered. The American people are too strong not to go and kill more chinese people.
R.W. But, Mr. Bushes, an Earthquakey killed those people why would we make them saddening by going shootsing at them.
G.W. I am not a flip flopper. Regardless of whose fault it is, as an american, I feel it is our duty to send 18 year old kids over to Thailand and kill the chinese people. I am warning you though this may be a costly war for the american people. Many poor people will die. Not just blacks and hispanics either. I can see some white people dying in this war.
R.W. I lost my finger in my nose.
G.W. Thats Right Ralph. Now that the american people have spoken out loud and clear (50%) that they want me to be prezeedent. I feel that it is my right, nay my duty to kill minorities of all kinds. Not just muslims either.
R.W. Mr. Pheasant. How are we going to pay for the war?
G.W. Well Ralph. Thats a tough question. Sometimes tough questions need tough answers, don't you think?
R.W. But you diddn't answer my question....I lost my bike when it felled into a car.
G.W. We all need to make sacrafices Ralph.
I'm bored now....thats it....J
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-12-27 04:01:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
do you people even know all the shit i been through, so dont judge me cuz im 15. i've seen alot a shit in my life you dont even know but im not going to go parading it around just to show you people up cuz im a bigger person than that!
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2004-12-27 00:33:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I was thinking more "declared war Thailand" than the imitation of Bush and Ralph.
Technically, yes, he was speaking like 'that person' speaks. That person being him, and the way he speaks (types) being like a moron.
Submitted by jayjonze (user info) at 2004-12-27 00:28:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2004-12-27 00:22:35 (#)
Ranking: -2
Cause you know... the nazism-based totalitarianism, torture, and acid bombing by the government in Iraq was really just an earthquake.
Whoever wrote that shit should take some English classes.
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Submitted by ButtRodent (user info) at 2004-12-27 00:20:18 (#)
Ranking: -2
As my Bostonian friend would say...you're wicked retahded.
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Are the both of you that fucking stupid, The thing is written like the fucking characters speak......Morons
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2004-12-27 00:22:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Cause you know... the nazism-based totalitarianism, torture, and acid bombing by the government in Iraq was really just an earthquake.
Whoever wrote that shit should take some English classes.
Submitted by ButtRodent (user info) at 2004-12-27 00:20:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
As my Bostonian friend would say...you're wicked retahded.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2004-12-27 00:10:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
When my cousin was little, I taught her to say 'I see dead people.'
Her mom wasn't too happy with me.
I really didn't bother to read this article...have a 0.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2004-12-27 00:08:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I heard is was 34, 000 people, across India, Sri Lanka, Thailand, and Indonesia. It was an 8.9 on the richter scale, fourth largest quake ever recorded. Some of the AFTERSHOCKS were recorded at more than 7 on the scale. If that wasn't enough, tsunamis caused by the quake are pounding the shit out of everything.
Fucking ridiculous.
Submitted by jayjonze (user info) at 2004-12-26 20:23:34 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/55304
Kinda new, diddn't realize I would lose the other message, the link is better.....
...Oh Yeah....LinkWhore.........
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-12-26 19:58:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 for the following:
--Multiple posts in one hour, let alone one day
--Taking away a decent post with a crappy one
--NO other reason