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Submitted by kochier (View user info) at 2004-12-27 22:15:55 EST


I had just pulled in the driveway from a graduation rehearsal. When I got out of my car, I noticed a white pickup truck sitting out front of my house. I stood there stunned for a moment thinking whose truck that was. Maybe it was one of my sister's friends. She is always having people over. When I got inside, I heard some people talking. I came around the corner to see my grandmother and my cousin Lisa.

The last time I saw Lisa was at her moms' funeral. She had changed a lot since then. The most noticeable change was her height. She used to be really short and chubby. Now she is really tall and slim. She is probably about 5'9 or 5'10. Her looks had changed some too. She wasn't wearing glasses any more. She had also let her hair grow long instead of keeping it short. I wouldn't say that she is drop dead gorgeous, probably just about average. I was glad she came down though.

That night we had all gone out to dinner at Outback. As we were walking out, I asked my dad which hotel Lisa and my grandmother were staying at. He told me they weren't. They were going to stay with us. I was a little confused, because we had a nice size house, but every room was being taking up. I know I didn't want to sleep on the floor. Dad said that my sister was going to sleep on an air mattress in my brother's room. My grandmother was going to sleep in my sister's bed. I then asked him what about Lisa? He kind of gave me a strange look and said that she is sleeping in my room. I looked at him and told him that I wasn't happy about it. I told him that I go out at night and come home early in the morning. I hated to be wakened by anyone, let alone my cousin. With that I was off to a party with some friends. What you have to understand was that I had already packed up most of my stuff. I was getting ready to move to an apartment with a friend a few days after graduation. The only things that were in my room was my bed, TV, and my parents old sofa. They had just bought new furniture and I was getting the old sofa. The sofa is what Lisa was sleeping on.

Anyway, I got back home at about 2am. I was a little surprised to see Lisa still up watching TV. She was watching Dukes of Hazard. She asked me what I had been doing. I told her I had gone to a friend's house and everyone there was just hanging out drinking and having a good time. I told her I would be right back and went to the bathroom to brush my teeth and change into some shorts. I lay down in bed and Lisa turned the TV off. She was asking me more questions like what I thought it would be like to play college football (I'm 6'1 280lbs). I then started asking her some questions. They were all stupid questions, until I asked her if she had a boyfriend. She said no. She said she wasn't too keen with guys. She didn't think she was pretty enough for a guy to like her. She also didn't like her body. She said she was taller than most of her friends and most of the guys. She also said she didn't like her boobs. She said they were just like little mounds with a Hershey kiss on top. I couldn't believe she was telling me this. I knew what she meant though. She didn't look like she had any boobs at all. The talk didn't get much further than that before she said she was tired and wanted to go to sleep.

The next day I went along with my usual business. I saw my family off and on. I was so busy. For some reason or another, though I couldn't stop thinking about what Lisa was telling my last night. I found my self not being able to wait until tonight. I had some other questions to ask her.

Night came and I found my self at home earlier than I usually would. I got ready for bed. I noticed Lisa was watching TV and she didn't seem that interested in talking. So I took a bold first step and knowing the answer already I asked her if she was a virgin. She hit mute on the remote control and looked back at me puzzled. Why do you ask that? she said. I told her I was just curious after what we were talking about last night. She told me yes she was still a virgin. She then sat up on the sofa and asked me the same question. When I told her no, she looked puzzled again. She said that she thought you had to wait until your married to have sex. See, I later found out that my grandmother is the one who told Lisa about sex. Because my grandmother is very old school, Lisa thought you had to be married to have sex. I told her you don't and she still looked puzzled.

Lisa started to ask me a lot of questions about sex. Like how it feels? What's it like? Lisa was really starting to turn me on. I had to pull the covers over me to keep her from seeing my hard on from the light of the tv. I then got real brave. I told her I could answer all of her questions, but that it would be different. I could only tell her how it felt for me, from a mans perspective. I didn't know how it would feel for her. I then asked her if she had ever kissed a guy before. When she said no I jumped on the opportunity.

I told her to come over to me and I would show her what it is like to kiss a guy. She came over and sat down beside me. I leaned into her and gave her a kiss on the lips. She seemed really scared. I told her there wasn't anything to worry about. I then told her the next time I go to kiss you to slightly open up your mouth. When I kissed her again she did as I said. I put my tongue in her mouth and started to French kiss her. She really started to get into it. Then out of instincts I started rubbing her boobs on the outside of her t-shirt. It didn't take her long to realize what I was doing before she pulled back. I asked her what was wrong. She said that she didn't want to do this. That she wasn't ready to have sex. I told her we don't have to have sex, but that we can fool around. She said it's all the same thing. I told her it wasn't. Finally after thinking it over for a minute she said as long as we don't have sex. I told her we wouldn't. With that I leaned in and started kissing her again. After a few minutes of kissing I started to take her shirt off. You could tell she really didn't want to. She kind of fought it and then finally gave in a let me take it off. When I looked down at her breasts I noticed that she wasn't lying. She really didn't have much in the way of breasts. Her nipples looked like little Hershey kisses too. They would puffy and sticking out. She quickly took her hands and covered herself up. I told her not to, that I thought she was beautiful. She said she would feel more comfortable if I showed her my penis. I said ok and took my shorts right off. I would say that I am average in size. She looked at my penis and was kind of taken back by it. She said she had only seen some in magazines. She asked if she could touch it. I told her she could. With that she stuck her hand out and touched the head. She said it's so hard, but soft. I then started to show her how to jerk me off. I guided her hand to the base of my cock and told her to move her hand up and down. It felt so wonderful. While she was doing this I was playing with her breasts.

After a few minutes I asked her if she wanted to try something else. She said sure. I told her I wanted to teach her how to give a blow job. I told her to lean down and kiss the head of my penis. She did and when she sat up she said she tasted something. I told her it was called pre-cum. It acts as a lubricant if you're going to have sex. I then told her to open her mouth and to put my penis in it. She said it seemed kind of gross. I told her to trust me. When she got some of it in I told her to close her mouth. I then told her to start sucking on my cock with out using her teeth. To move her mouth back and forth and to use her tongue. She was really driving me crazy. I was getting ready to cum, but I really didn't want to say anything to her. I wanted to shot in her mouth and hope that she swallows it. I looked down at her and told her to pick up speed a little. I then told her I was close to Cumming and that I wanted to come in her mouth. I told her to keep going and that when I cum to swallow it. If she couldn't do it then I told her to spit it in the trash can beside my bed. She went at it for another minute of so and I started to feel my balls tighten. I didn't even warn her. I just grabbed the back of her head and brought her mouth down over my whole cock. I shot a few ropes of cum in her mouth and I could start to hear her gag. I let her go and she ran over to the trash can and spit it out. I had a glass of water on my night stand and let her use it to rinse her mouth out. When she got back I could see she had a few tears running down her eyes. I asked her if she was ok and she said yes. She said that she was finished for tonight, but that we could mess around again tomorrow.

Tomorrow night came and we started off messing around again. I was completely naked and she had her shirt off, but her shorts on. This time I laid her down on my bed and started to kiss her. While I was kissing her I kept thinking about how I could get her to have sex with me. I wanted her so bad. I wanted to take her virginity.

While I was kissing her I slowly made my way kissing her down her neck to her breasts. I focused on them for a while. I could her Lisa start to moan a little. That is when I decided to go further. I started kissing my way down her stomach to her belly button. When I got to the elastic of her shorts I slowly started to pull them down. She quickly grabbed them and pulled them back up. She said she didn't want to play anymore. I then asked her if she remembered how good I felt after she gave me a blow job last night. She said yes. So, I told her that I wanted to give her that same feeling tonight. I told her I wanted to lick and kiss her pussy and make her cum. I told her it would be the greatest experience in her life. I started to kiss her breasts again and she reluctantly said alright. With that I slid her shorts off. I told her she needed to open her legs wide. She did and I put my mouth down by her pussy. I could tell she was already wet. I started to eat her out. I began to really focus on her clit. She was starting to really get in to it. She was grabbing my head and holding me down there. I just kept thinking man I got to get my cock in there. While I was eating her out I decided to put a finger in her. She was really tight. She never said anything so I just kept going. I could tell she was getting close to an orgasm. Finally she came. I looked up at her face and she had more tears running down. She said she was so happy. She had never felt something that good before. She told me that she felt she was starting to have feelings for me. I told her the same thing. I tried to position my self to get ready to have sex with her. I had my cock lined up to enter her. I was looking at her eyes telling her how beautiful she is and kissing her passionately. I then told her that I wanted to have sex with her. She said she was scared. I asked her of what? She said she heard that it hurts. I told her sometimes it does at first, but not for long. She then said that she didn't want to get pregnant. I told her I didn't either. She asked if I had a condom. I told her that I didn't. She then said that she wouldn't do it. I was really upset. I asked her if we could have sex and I would just pull out before I came. She still said no. I then asked if I could just put it in and take it out. She really didn't want to and was making it known. After a lot of begging she finally gave in to me just putting it in and then pulling out. They whole time I kept thinking maybe she will change her mind once we started. So, with that I slowly began to push inside of her. I got all the way to her hymen and she said ok, you were in now get out. I told her I was barley in her and that I wanted to be in her all the way. She said she didn't want to do this anymore and for me to pull out. I told her to stop being a baby. With that I pushed through and broke her hymen. She started to scream, but I just put my hand over her mouth. I could see the tears running down her face. I felt bad for what I did, but I was too lost in the moment. I just laid there with my cock all the way in her until she stopped screaming. When I moved my hand away she told me to get out of her now. I told her I couldn't. I told her she was the tightest girl that I had ever had sex with. She said we are not having sex, that I promised to just put my cock in and take it right out. I then told her that I changed my mind. I wanted to go all the way. She started to cry. I told her not to worry, that it would all be over in a little bit. She then told me that she would scream. I told her she would be sorry if she did. With that I slowly began to fuck her. In and out, in and out I went. I kept telling her how great she was. That she was the best I had ever had. She was just crying. I then started to pick up speed. I could hear my balls slapping against her butt. I was lost in another world. Finally I could feel my balls tighten up. I knew I was about to cum. I also knew that I didn't want to pull out. I wanted to feel what it was like to cum in a woman without wearing a condom. Just then I shoved as deep in her as I could. All I could do was say "Lisa, I'm Cumming, Lisa I'm Cumming." I just emptied my cum into her. I just collapsed on her. I had never cummed so hard in all my life. When I pulled out of her she quickly got up and put her clothes back on. She ran over to the sofa and lay down in a fatal position crying. I just sat up and told her that there was nothing to cry about. I told her she was very good.

Nothing happened again after that night. Lisa and my grandmother left two days later. Thinking back after they left, I thought maybe I shouldn't have done what I did. It was too late though. You can't change the past.

A couple months later I had to go up with my dad to see my grandmother. She wasn't doing to well. When we got there I figured I would see Lisa. When I didn't I asked my grandmother where she was. My grandmother told me that she had started messing with boys and got her self knocked up. Grandma said that she is at some special school for young pregnant mothers. She then ventured to say that Lisa had claimed to have only had sex once. So, was the baby mine? I guess I would find out in seven months.


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Submitted by Tavo (user info) at 2007-07-25 13:33:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Yeah... lets all post about rape....

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-07-25 12:46:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-01 03:26:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-06-01 03:16:27 (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-03-31 17:25:33 (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-19 13:35:47 (#)
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I saw this on MRR and though Hidden had posted = (

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=)

Submitted by SlewiNash (user info) at 2007-07-25 12:23:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Pretty funny really. I just hope its fiction. Dude, don't make girls cry. kinda easy to get caught up in the moment though....

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-18 15:52:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

That broad gives me a woody.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-18 15:50:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

GOOD MAN, DRAKE!!




since you +2ed it i am completely comfortable dropping a deuce.

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-18 15:39:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-18 15:32:28 EDT (#)
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Go on, give a shitty post a +2, it feels good. Doesn't have to be this one, just find one and do it.
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Done and Done!

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-09 15:20:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2



Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-02-09 14:31:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I read this a while back.

I met my cousin for the first time at age 14 at a family reunion.

I'm sorry to say I couldn't take my eyes off her.

However, the thought of a Siamese twin baby with twenty-six toes and webbed hands quickly made me think otherwise.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-02-09 14:15:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-06-01 03:52:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i want the new 'rape' cerael

Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2006-06-01 03:48:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I've read cereal boxes that were more interesting than this.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-01 03:26:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-06-01 03:16:27 (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-03-31 17:25:33 (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-19 13:35:47 (#)
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I saw this on MRR and though Hidden had posted = (

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-06-01 03:16:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-03-31 17:25:33 (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-19 13:35:47 (#)
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I saw this on MRR and though Hidden had posted = (

Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-03-31 18:04:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by fallenangel (user info) at 2005-08-06 01:19:15 (#)
Ranking: -2

Damn, too many words. Come on, man, it's Friday.
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seriously!! Too many word!!! even if they aren't yours!!

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-03-31 17:38:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Even though it isn't yours it's a pretty by the numbers incest rape story. It's this line I object to:

"She really started to get into it."

They all have that fucking sentance. It's such a cliche now. Why can't the authour elaborate on his own? Why are the authours of these stories obsessed by the bland words like cock and head and pussy?

I want to hear about labia, about tracing the wrinkles of the nutsack with the tounge. I want to read deep meaningful thougts regarding ejaculate and cunt juice. They never write about pushing into a woman and then looking at yourself buried in her. Never.

It's like they don't care.

Submitted by Call911 (user info) at 2006-03-31 17:36:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

-2 Die!

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-03-31 17:25:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-19 13:35:47 (#)
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I saw this on MRR and though Hidden had posted = (

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-03-31 17:11:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by princevalium (user info) at 2005-08-06 01:40:07 (#)
Ranking: 2

B@W

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-19 13:35:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I saw this on MRR and though Hidden had posted = (

Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-12-19 13:27:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

So you ripped it off, huh? -2 again. Plus, a linkwhore to my weak argument against incest:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/80844

Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-12-19 13:23:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Yuck.

Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2005-12-19 13:13:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Wow! You raped a girl. Stand up and take a bow!

Submitted by Eggy1988 (user info) at 2005-12-19 12:59:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Would of been +1 for the "ropes of cum in her mouth" line, but it wasn't yours.

Submitted by pbnjams (user info) at 2005-08-06 02:15:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

-2 for plagiarized crap
-2 for incestual rape

That's just sick, man

Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2005-08-06 01:58:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

What the fuck is wrong
with you? are you on
bleach? fuck you tit stalk.



fuck that noise.


i hope you get tied down.
i hope a cage is placed on
your chest. i hope rats are
in that cage. i hope burning
embers are placed on top of
that cage, and the rats freak
out and burrow through your
chest.


well............not really.



but still don't rip the
words. pics. not words.

Submitted by princevalium (user info) at 2005-08-06 01:40:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

B@W

Submitted by princevalium (user info) at 2005-08-06 01:39:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

changed my mind

Submitted by princevalium (user info) at 2005-08-06 01:39:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by fallenangel (user info) at 2005-08-06 01:19:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Damn, too many words. Come on, man, it's Friday.

Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-08-06 01:07:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You know you suck at life when you can't even plaigerize right.

Submitted by jfreif (user info) at 2005-08-06 00:58:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You disgusting pervert bastard evil person.

Submitted by Ananda (user info) at 2005-06-24 14:51:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-05-10 13:16:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

apparently you have the wrong website. This is where you should publish this:

http://www.patheticchronicmasurbatingslackjaws.com/


Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-05-10 13:14:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

hey, like those plot holes don't appear in ubersite posts 100 times a day. like sideburn's alleged friend allegedly telling him he is gay, and sideburns allegedly saying "yes, gay as in happy". Like gay has been used as a substitute for happiness any time in the past 100 years.

Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-05-10 13:12:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

first of all -200000 for plagarizing, and also -2 for this line:

"She said that she thought you had to wait until your married to have sex. See, I later found out that my grandmother is the one who told Lisa about sex. Because my grandmother is very old school, Lisa thought you had to be married to have sex. I told her you don't and she still looked puzzled."

that is the single dumbest piece of logic i've ever heard. So her grandmother tells her she has to wait for marriage and she just goes "oh okay"? Like she never watches TV, sees movies, talks to friends, anything? That is the dumbest piece of shit excuse for a plot point i've EVER HEARD.

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-05-10 13:12:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2004-12-28 00:12:38 (#)
Ranking: -2

That sucked. You stole it, apparently, and it still sucked.

If you're going to plagarize, do it with something good. That was like erotica for the amateur rapist written by the mildly retarded.

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-05-10 12:58:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

this was a well written post. I knew it was too good to have been written by someone on ubersite

Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2005-04-13 01:44:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by kochier (user info) at 2004-12-29 00:19:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Okay so if I get this straight you are NOT allowed to plagerize on uber? I'm still not clear on cousin raping though

Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2004-12-28 18:43:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-27 22:38:40 (#)
Ranking: -2

Fucking asshole plagerizer.


Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2004-12-28 18:24:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Double U Tee Eff


Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2004-12-28 14:02:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

yeah, that was pretty weak

Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2004-12-28 10:58:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2004-12-28 00:12:38 (#)
Ranking: -2

That sucked. You stole it, apparently, and it still sucked.

If you're going to plagarize, do it with something good. That was like erotica for the amateur rapist written by the mildly retarded.

Terrible.

=-=-

die

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-12-28 10:32:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

-2 for ripping it off
-2 for thinking a raping your cousin story is cool

Submitted by MaximusPadus (user info) at 2004-12-28 10:18:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Fucking madness.

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-12-28 09:20:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I fucked her first....





















































































































































































































in the pooper

Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2004-12-28 08:49:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Well, someone called you on being a ripoff artist...

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2004-12-28 08:17:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Awesome!

Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2004-12-28 03:31:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Only dipshits rip off stuff and post it on Uber.

Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2004-12-28 00:21:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

-2 for a rip off asshole

Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2004-12-28 00:20:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

oh yea!!

Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2004-12-28 00:12:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

That sucked. You stole it, apparently, and it still sucked.

If you're going to plagarize, do it with something good. That was like erotica for the amateur rapist written by the mildly retarded.

Terrible.

Submitted by Robert_of_Duluth (user info) at 2004-12-27 23:57:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

plagarizing piece of shit i should have you shot

Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-12-27 23:28:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

do you people even know all the shit i been through, so dont judge me cuz im 15. i've seen alot a shit in my life you dont even know but im not going to go parading it around just to show you people up cuz im a bigger person than that!



Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-27 22:38:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Fucking asshole plagerizer.

Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2004-12-27 22:36:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

HAR HAR SHENANIGANS! NSFW shenanigans at that!

Way to be, Captain Fuck-up.

Submitted by jayjonze (user info) at 2004-12-27 22:33:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

ever heard of nsfw dickhead, by the way you suck, raping your cousin? I think you have read too much College Guy

Submitted by kochier (user info) at 2004-12-27 22:32:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Dam podium didn't think you would notice, oh well it was worth a try

Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-12-27 22:30:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Would've been tolerable if it wasn't so horrible.

Submitted by podium (user info) at 2004-12-27 22:28:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Great Story, yoo bad it isn't yours.

http://www.sexstoriespost.com/stories/39/5249.html

Fucking piece 'o shit rip-off artist.



Submitted by barnaby (user info) at 2004-12-27 22:28:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

thats hot



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