Rules of Uber? (2754 hits)
Category: Computers & InternetRating: -0.25 on 74 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by JonnyX (View user info) at 2004-12-29 15:06:13 EST
Yeah, yeah, yeah - there _are_ no rules here, anarchy roxxors dude! Put your -2s away.
I posted this comment to a n00b posting - the ghey Prince William camwhore that went up today - and I got to thinking, 'Why isn't there some kind of FAQ post for these kids?' Or do we just assume every stupid post is an alter?
Anyways, I thought up this list - I'm sure many of you will add something I've missed, and I'm sure many of you will -2 this for daring to define some structure around this place. Enjoy.
Generally speaking, one post a day is sufficient.
DO NOT use 'lol' or ':)' - Unless you are being sarcastic, i.e. "OMG LOLORZZZ!!!11!!"
Haxorspeak is ok, but don't get too 1337 - pwned is about as good as it gets.
Beware the alters! Conversely, don't become one yourself.
The preferred spelling is 'ghey'.
"-2 DIE" is a traditional, fond greeting given by the elders of Uber to playful young bucks as yourself, get used to it.
Pictures of yourself should say 'CAMWHORE' somewhere in the title. Don't be offended when someone Photoshops a 6" flaccid Negro penis where your nose used to be.
Posts containing nekkid wimmin, shaved bajiners, religious pornography, goatse reinterpretations, and pictures of Eric D. Rice should say 'NSFW' in the title (Not Safe For Work).
KNOW who the elders are around here and be respectful of their work, lest you get perma-2'ed.
KNOW who the freaks are around here and learn to tolerate their Fetishes, lest you get banned.
Most of all, SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH until you have something worthwhile to say - read, learn,evolve.
User Reviews
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-08-11 01:34:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Stay gone, you insignificant fucking nobody.
Since when does a fucking urchin like you get to make up 'rules' about anything
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-10-03 10:37:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-08-19 00:08:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
How dare you try to define some structure around this place.
Indeed.Don't kill this anarchy.
Submitted by Little_Sally (user info) at 2007-08-19 00:09:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Beware the alters! Conversely, don't become one yourself.
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spot on, spot on. Bravo.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-08-19 00:08:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
How dare you try to define some structure around this place.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-08-18 23:59:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This was a mix of obvious and stupid in 2004 and it's the same now.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-18 23:38:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
DO NOT use 'lol' or ':)' - Unless you are being sarcastic, i.e. "OMG LOLORZZZ!!!11!!"
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this one changed a lot, lol.
lolroflmao etc etc!
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-06-27 11:31:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
FUCK RULES
Submitted by _ce (user info) at 2007-06-27 11:16:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
n00b
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-05-09 15:12:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
took particular notice of the last comment
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-01-02 20:20:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
needed to be bumped.
Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2005-10-24 18:30:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Being a newb, I liked it as all sites of this nature have a food chain, it's good to know where you are in it....on it...fuck...it was informative. Nuff said.
Submitted by NumLock (user info) at 2005-07-07 18:41:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i thought this was good
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-07 18:30:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
poor old JohnnyX posting this shit in the old days.
Submitted by briancte (user info) at 2005-03-24 01:07:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
oh jebus christ.
this post has been done so many times, it just gets old as fuck.
there's at least 3 or 4 of these a month, if not more.
wait.....
here it comes...
fuck shit damn.........
-2 DIE!
HEHE
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-03-24 00:40:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You posted this comment to a n00b posting?
Wait...
Hold on...
That's right, YOU are a fucking n00b yourself, now aren't you? What a shitty fucking post. This shit made me want to throw up and fucking die once for each incorrectly punctuated sentence. Ugh. Fucking ugh. Ew. Fuck. Fucking Jeezus shit fuck. Damn. Fuck shit.
Submitted by Gollman (user info) at 2005-02-11 15:18:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2005-02-09 14:01:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes.
Submitted by EbolaMay (user info) at 2005-02-08 14:25:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Dumbass.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-01-29 00:16:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Why do you keep linking to this?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-01-26 13:14:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
wasn't better.
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-01-05 15:49:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
everyone gets the "rÜle book" in their email a bit after you confirm your email address, if you didn't get yours (its in .pdf format and is about 1.8MB so your mailbox might've not had enough room and kicked it back) email bart and he'll hook you up.
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2005-01-05 15:37:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2004-12-30 14:08:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
1. Haxorspeak is NEVER okay unless you're being sarcastic. It's pretty much in the same class as LOL and all that sheeit.
2. The term 'ghey' is generally spelled entirely in caps and is much funnier when combined with 'menz' i.e. "GHEY MENZ".
3. KNOWing the elders and RESPECTing their work are mutually exclusive items. You don't HAVE to auto-plus2 someone's post if they're on the MVA. If you truly feel something they wrote is crap, despite a 1.93 rating after 50 reviews, you're entitled to your opinion. Just be sure to offer a better than explanation than "NO COMMENT, BITCH!" or "No comment." Then you probably will get drilled.
4. Posts about the rules of Uber get auto -2's.
P.S. These are all just my personal views, as there are no actual "rules of Uber."
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2004-12-30 13:39:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-12-29 16:22:14 (#)
Ranking: 0
MAIORANO: That's all well and good, but while many people know that doing those sorts of things is simply a lack of common sense, there will always be those who are lacking in the intelligence department. Have you ever thought about a sort of 'Ubersite Rulebook'?
BART: Yes, and I've rejected the idea.
MAIORANO: And why is that?
BART: It's the same reason why there isn't any other help documentation on the site. If you can't figure it out on your own, you probably don't have much to contribute anyway. I'm not AOL. I don't want idiots on the site, other than for the sheer entertainment value.
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I agree. It's the best way to safeguard against idiots when you're running an open forum like this without the hassle of monitored membership and banning. Moron's don't have the curiosity or inclination to go clicking around this site until they've learned how to use it or what everything means, and so they'll lose interest and go away. This entire post is fairly counterproductive to that point though in my opinion. Oh well...
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2004-12-30 13:19:57 EST (#)
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At least I post, you douche.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2004-12-30 00:52:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by MadScientist (user info) at 2004-12-29 20:18:20 (#)
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As I read this person's post, I was thinking "Who the fuck is this cock-blowing cum catcher?"
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Oh dear, the hypocrisy...
Submitted by transhuman (user info) at 2004-12-30 00:42:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Christ, another one of these posts?
Submitted by MadScientist (user info) at 2004-12-29 20:18:20 EST (#)
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As I read this person's post, I was thinking "Who the fuck is this cock-blowing cum catcher?"
Everything you ever wanted to know about JonnyX
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Look buddy- I Havent had a chance to read all your posts yet. But listen tiger, I think you should have never posted that in the first place. And junior, maybe you should let your posts "marinate" for 24 hours before you post them. Type them up, and then read them 24 hours later to see if you still think they should be posted. Okay Ace?
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2004-12-29 19:48:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because everyone seems to be kicking the crap out of you for no reason.
I've figured out the unspoken rules, but it would have been nice to have something to go by.
Submitted by FreshPrince (user info) at 2004-12-29 18:43:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2004-12-29 18:16:08 (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey Jack, thanks for spending all that time on that post - I'm glad to know you care!
(((((((hugs)))))))))
You're my bestest buddy now!
Just an fyi, I do not have a nice car, I have a Audi 5000 POS, and I wear pink shirts, not purple.
I'm not into rayon, but I LOVE Qiana! It's the new hot disco fabric!
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WHAT?!?!?!?! Qiana the new disco fabric?!?!
I was told it was polyester, I heard the women love how if it's woven right you can't strech and it doesn't breate!
Especially polyester underwear, the women say there is nothing like a hot sweaty ball sack on their face
Submitted by MaximusPadus (user info) at 2004-12-29 18:42:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Why don't I doubt this?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2004-12-29 18:40:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Careful, Max. JonnyX is probably stalking you with a handful of Crisco!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2004-12-29 18:37:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MaximusPadus (user info) at 2004-12-29 18:30:13 (#)
Ranking: -2
And don't call me babe, JonnyX, it makes you look like a tool.
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Sure thing, sweetie!
Submitted by MaximusPadus (user info) at 2004-12-29 18:30:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
And don't call me babe, JonnyX, it makes you look like a tool.
Submitted by MaximusPadus (user info) at 2004-12-29 18:28:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
My lawyers are available for comment on this post.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2004-12-29 18:16:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey Jack, thanks for spending all that time on that post - I'm glad to know you care!
(((((((hugs)))))))))
You're my bestest buddy now!
Just an fyi, I do not have a nice car, I have a Audi 5000 POS, and I wear pink shirts, not purple.
I'm not into rayon, but I LOVE Qiana! It's the new hot disco fabric!
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2004-12-29 17:48:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2004-12-29 16:13:56 (#)
Ranking: 0
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Jack, you didn't answer the question.
And as to my vocabulary, I know it's bigger than yours, so I don't really care about some ape - that comes from being older than you.
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JX: Do you want to go another round?
JM: Sure. I'll have a lite, though; I'm trying to watch my weight.
JX: No, GO another round.
JM: Another round of what, for fuck sake?
JX: Another round of 'JonnyX: Loser Probe.'
JM: Oh. Sure.
JX: Okay. Why am I such a loser?
JM: That shirt doesn't help, for starters.
JX: Look, I'm serious. Everybody hates me.
JM: What are you saying, you're the France of Uber?
JX: I was going to say the USA of Uber ha-HA, but France works. I'm spineless and I smell bad, so maybe that's a better fit.
JM: Is that shirt rayon?
JX: Yeah. So what.
JM: Dude, you want to avoid things that, uh, cling.
JX: Anyhow, why am I so unlucky with the ladies?
JM: Because you use phrases like that in their presence.
JX: Do you think if we argue long enough, that people will think I am your alter?
JM: I hope not. I like writing and creating characters, but I doubt I could create someone THAT stupid. I'd like to give my alter at least one or two redeeming features.
JX: I have redeeming features!
JM: Like what?
JX: ....
JM: Well?
JX: I have a nice car.
JM: Come on, man, it's an old Honda. And It's flesh-colored.
JX: Sun-bleached tan! Damn it, the salesman said it was sun-bleached tan!
JM: Whatever.
JX: Damn it.
JM: Okay, here's a compliment. Not many guys can pull off wearing a violet shirt without getting pounded by a mob.
JX: I run fast. Hey, that's a redeeming feature!
JM: Are you sure that isn't your sister's shirt? The sleeves look a little frilly, and—
JX: FORGET ABOUT THE FUCKING SHIRT!
JM: Jesus. Calm down.
JX: I'm gonna fucking kill you.
JM: Did you know that one of your ears is twice as big as the other?
JX: Shut up.
JM: It's weird. Sort of makes it look like you are cocking your head, when you aren't. It's a big optical illusion.
JX: Shut UP.
JM: You could probably hear a conversation on the other side of a steel wall with that one on the left. Fuck.
JX: SHUT UP!!!
JM: Ah, this is shit. I'm outta here.
JX: I'm older than you!
JM: Huh?
JX: I'm smarter than that signing ape!
JM: What th—
JX: I know the rules!
JM: F—
JX: I have a big vocabulary!
JM: Ooookay.
JX: I AM JONNYX!
JM: Later, dude.
JX: Come back here!
JM: ......
JX: COME BACK!
JM: ......
JX: Bastard.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2004-12-29 17:46:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MaximusPadus (user info) at 2004-12-29 17:16:44 (#)
Ranking: -2
Only the first rate counts! Read your own FAQ, you FAG.
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Then, why did you -2 my post again? You see people - this is the shit I'm talking about - KoolMang used to spam the shit out of people, and it sure dropped their rating - so has that been changed, or not? Who the fuck knows?
As for you Demolocke, I only retal when justified. If you bother reading at my reviews, you'll see I give out plenty of +2s. As to 'people offering real feedback' I haven't seen that happen to me yet, so I really am not concerned about it - all I get is Shlongy, CollegeGuy, Padus and a bunch of alters randomly -2ing my posts. But since you ACTUALLY attempted to be cordial to me for a change (a -1 and a coherent comment, as opposed to the usual -2 No Comment I get from you), I shall give you a retaliatory +2.
Submitted by Demolocke (user info) at 2004-12-29 17:19:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Multiple -2s on a single post have the same effect as a single -2, I believe. That being said... thanks for killing my 'perfect-2' post with a No Comment. I really don't care actually, but it's a retaliation that makes no sense and will make people hesitant to offer real feedback to your future posts.
Submitted by jayjonze (user info) at 2004-12-29 17:17:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 for the NSFW line, I wish they told you about it when you sign up...
Submitted by MaximusPadus (user info) at 2004-12-29 17:16:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Only the first rate counts! Read your own FAQ, you FAG.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2004-12-29 17:15:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by lmao (user info) at 2004-12-29 16:19:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
aight i just havent been around this website long enoguh to get a feel for it. most other messageboards have polls all the time so i dont get what the deal is here but it seems u guys mostly write shitty stories and giggle to yourselves about them. i can do that too, so whatever. i bet i will be as popular as anyone else on here by a week.
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you know what? I do believe he's right....
Submitted by The_Great_Tom (user info) at 2004-12-29 17:11:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yo Mama
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2004-12-29 17:07:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MaximusPadus (user info) at 2004-12-29 16:53:01 (#)
Ranking: -2
JonnyX, you could not come up with a single original comment to go along with your -2's on my posts? My previous posts that you just went to because I -2'd this?
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Actually, I did that because of the MULTIPLE -2's you put on my post, you zit-covered douchebag.
Wow buddy, -2's for life 70% off!
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right back at ya, babe.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-12-29 16:57:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
this has turned out pretty much the way I expected it to
Submitted by MaximusPadus (user info) at 2004-12-29 16:53:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
JonnyX, you could not come up with a single original comment to go along with your -2's on my posts? My previous posts that you just went to because I -2'd this?
Wow buddy, -2's for life 70% off!
Pussy. Anyone named JonnyX either belongs in the vaults of cartoon network, or dead.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2004-12-29 16:44:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
polyamorousaj, that's the point I'm trying to address - when n00bs post shit like 'Ubersite- What's up?' I would send them a list - unless you like getting overrun by the likes of immygirl, et al.
I mean, I don't care, -2 em to death...but why complain about n00bs if no one's gonna tell them anything?
Ah well, at the very least, the assbeating I took for making this particular post should hopefully serve as a warning to future generations (but probably not).
Submitted by melkorthedelerious (user info) at 2004-12-29 16:40:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh shit, while we are talking rules, the rating system needs to be mentioned.
Here is what I have gathered the current system is (though it changes and I might have missed an addition or retraction):
Your own ratings do not count in the rating average, but do count toward the total number of ratings.
Multiple ratings do not count, this keeps people from -2 spamming a post they don't like and actually having an effect, however once agian the total number or ratings and the heat goes up.
Certain people's rating do not count. Certain prolific spammers have had their ratings turned off, so don't get too pissed and chase after them trying to +2 everything they -2d just to balance it out.
Submitted by melkorthedelerious (user info) at 2004-12-29 16:35:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Good God, I still remember getting harassed for having a user number in the 5000s
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-12-29 16:32:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I think "Don't bother (-2)" fits perfectly with this post.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-29 16:24:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This post wasn't TOO shitty- well, it was but it's still better than a cool 63.6% of all posts made today- but the dipshit poster shouldn't get into a verbal duel with Jack McCallum because he'll come up on the short end - a position I'm sure he's accustomed to.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-12-29 16:22:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
MAIORANO: That's all well and good, but while many people know that doing those sorts of things is simply a lack of common sense, there will always be those who are lacking in the intelligence department. Have you ever thought about a sort of 'Ubersite Rulebook'?
BART: Yes, and I've rejected the idea.
MAIORANO: And why is that?
BART: It's the same reason why there isn't any other help documentation on the site. If you can't figure it out on your own, you probably don't have much to contribute anyway. I'm not AOL. I don't want idiots on the site, other than for the sheer entertainment value.
Submitted by Demolocke (user info) at 2004-12-29 16:19:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Good information for the newbies. I can say "newbies" because I am a 12000s-era veteran to be reckoned with.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-12-29 16:16:09 EST (#)
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The reason there is no FAQ is because if you don't know how to behave on the site then you shouldn't be using it in the first place.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2004-12-29 16:13:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2004-12-29 16:08:44 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2004-12-29 16:06:43 (#)
Ranking: 0
Jack McCallum - I apologize because I hate it when you get all wound up and red in the face and start chewing on your shirt sleeves and nose-breathing so hard you blow snot all over yourself. Have a cookie and calm down. There you go. You feel better now? Jesus, you really got bent out of shape there - are we done with our pissing match, or do you want to go another round?
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Jack, you didn't answer the question.
And as to my vocabulary, I know it's bigger than yours, so I don't really care about some ape - that comes from being older than you.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2004-12-29 16:08:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2004-12-29 16:06:43 (#)
Ranking: 0
Jack McCallum - I apologize because I hate it when you get all wound up and red in the face and start chewing on your shirt sleeves and nose-breathing so hard you blow snot all over yourself. Have a cookie and calm down. There you go. You feel better now? Jesus, you really got bent out of shape there - are we done with our pissing match, or do you want to go another round?
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So... you repeated word-for-word what I said earlier. That's impressive. I guess you do have a bigger vocabulary than Koko after all.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2004-12-29 16:06:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
jay peg - see, this the kind of stuff I'm talking about...
Jack McCallum - I apologize because I hate it when you get all wound up and red in the face and start chewing on your shirt sleeves and nose-breathing so hard you blow snot all over yourself. Have a cookie and calm down. There you go. You feel better now? Jesus, you really got bent out of shape there - are we done with our pissing match, or do you want to go another round?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-12-29 16:01:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I know it's bad...
I KNOW it's bad...
But god damn, you had to ask...................
Didn'tcha?
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-12-29 15:52:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That's kinda gay JGREEN... but thanks anyway.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-12-29 15:50:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I can't believe I'm completing this joke circle, WTH...
"Because only Fags read FAQ's"
I'm going to hell...
Submitted by melkorthedelerious (user info) at 2004-12-29 15:42:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Most importantly:
Don't assume that someone with a 12,000+ user number knows the rules at all.
Submitted by melkorthedelerious (user info) at 2004-12-29 15:41:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ghey is correctly spelled GHEY
capitals are important
Submitted by melkorthedelerious (user info) at 2004-12-29 15:39:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The one post a day rule is flexible, the biggest thing seems to be to make sure you don't post again untill your first one is off of the main page, wich is usually long enough that no one will know it hasn't been a day yet.
You may break this rule in case of:
Two really good posts
A really good post to kick off a shitty one (with all neccessary apologies)
Repairing a post (i.e. botched picture attatchment, forgot paragraphs etc.) if done quickly.
You just really suck and like to be flamed.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-12-29 15:38:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Damn jack is funny
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2004-12-29 15:36:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/55222
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2004-12-29 14:36:03 (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2004-12-29 14:48:16 (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey, thanks for intentionally seeking out my only recent post with a perfect rating and busting it open out of spite. Let me guess...
-5'5".
-110lbs.
-At least four zits in plain sight on any given day.
-That undescended left testicle is starting to bother you.
-You hate it that girls share their secrets with you because "You're just like one of us."
-You are actually proud of the fact that you have always been the only kid with no drool on his chin in all of the 'special programs you have been in.
-Bathing only once a week has endowed you with the raw, earthy scent of feces.
Submitted by vettesrule88 (user info) at 2004-12-29 15:34:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i learned by making mistakes and getting flamed
well i didnt learn
i keep making crappy posts
who cares?
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2004-12-29 15:30:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i c
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2004-12-29 15:28:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Here's another rule for you. Posts about the "rules of uber" get:
-2 DIE!
Submitted by MaximusPadus (user info) at 2004-12-29 15:27:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
B@W....
really!
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-12-29 15:25:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I give up..............
What's the reason ??
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-12-29 15:24:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ubersite is like the game "Asshole"
They only way you find out the rules is by breaking them.
Besides, you notice how close FAQ and FAG are to each other?
There's a reason...
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-12-29 15:23:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like it....
Even though you slammed my post, here's a plu 2 fer you!
Submitted by MaximusPadus (user info) at 2004-12-29 15:13:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
B@W
really.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-12-29 15:10:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Was this not covered 3 years ago?