Top 20 things to eat when high (2263 hits)
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Submitted by Tigre (View user info) at 2004-12-29 19:16:30 EST
This list took me a few hours to compile, write, get pictures for, etc. I have been toying around with the idea for awhile, but I never got around to do it. I think sombody else was doing a series, but so far only got pringles(forgot about it maybe? ..ahem..)
All of these foods are tried and true, and listed in order not by points, but by how much it kicks ass to eat when high. I'm planning a Top 100 list in the future, so leave your feedback and favorite foods to eat when high.
Oh yeah, kinda nsfw. ;- }
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Submitted by KillWomen (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:37:59 EST (#)
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+2 for vagina.
Submitted by KillWomen (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:37:18 EST (#)
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(#14) Fuck McDonald's, Carl's Jr. is the perfect fast food while stoned. Although quite pricy, it's worth it.
(#8) Cup of noodles are easier to make, and with a little Tabasco and chicken stock (the powdered kind), are heaven in a styrofoam cup.
(#7, #5) Dead shit= Delicious
Where's the pizza? and the easy mac? and the entire loaves of white bread? and the cans of chili? and the 99 cent store microwaveable dinners?
You're a failure.
Submitted by RiseAgainst (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:31:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-12-30 01:21:41 (#)
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Crunchy Cheetos. So damn addictive when stoned.
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No way, man. It's gotta be the puffy Cheetos. I could eat the entire bag if I'm high.
Or Salt and Vinegar Lay's (not the Salt and Vinegar Pringles, unless you enjoy chips that taste like they've been jizzed on).
Submitted by FelizJbirth (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:19:31 EST (#)
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My favourite thing to eat when I'm high?
More drugs!
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:08:30 EST (#)
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I love tacos... Actually any Mexican food is amazing when you're high. Nachos with melted cheese on them...
Submitted by HZRD (user info) at 2005-02-10 10:30:55 EST (#)
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You forgot a few of things:
-Fritos Flavor Twists (bbq): Much better than the Ranch+Cheeze
-Ring-Dings: Mmmmmmmmmm fatty chocolate gooodness
-Fans of Widespread Panic: vegans and hippies that are fans of crappy jam bands are tasty after you give them a good hosing. trust me. WP is teh suxor d00d.
-Unrinal Cakes: To give yer mouth that "minty freshness"
Submitted by Auf-Der-Maur (user info) at 2005-01-23 18:33:53 EST (#)
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My taste buds do know the difference
Submitted by theshrew (user info) at 2005-01-17 03:27:32 EST (#)
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HARDY HAR
Submitted by mazman23 (user info) at 2005-01-15 02:11:25 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-01-14 11:43:14 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-01-14 11:39:10 EST (#)
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I think you forgot to read my post before rating it dude... it was a joke. I have plenty of American friends
Submitted by ACIDTRIP (user info) at 2005-01-13 14:29:31 EST (#)
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for making me scroll bitch
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-12 10:41:00 EST (#)
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I feel kind of bad about my last rating because this was actually a damn good post. I agree with at least 15 of the foods chosen.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-11 12:21:20 EST (#)
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#21. My dick, you fucking polesmoker.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2005-01-09 03:59:30 EST (#)
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im eating some mexican
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-01-09 03:16:21 EST (#)
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HOT POCKETS.
God damn I love hot pockets.
I need to come back to the site more often. Dammit.
Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2005-01-03 03:52:33 EST (#)
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I haven't rated any of your posts for a while.
My bad.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-12-31 18:03:52 EST (#)
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Yeah Kai. I read that. Totally kickass dude.
True story..?
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-12-30 18:43:51 EST (#)
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Tig did you read this one? ---------> http://www.ubersite.com/m/52522
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2004-12-30 17:03:20 EST (#)
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*crayons or newspaper
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2004-12-30 17:02:17 EST (#)
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Nope... after scanning through your list a second time, I still can't find crayons and newspaper.
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2004-12-30 17:00:46 EST (#)
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There should be a pineapple up there, besides those fake ones on the ham.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-30 16:48:18 EST (#)
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I EAT POOP
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-12-30 16:31:41 EST (#)
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And what would a 16 year old Amish blacksmith know about eating pussy?
Fucking queer, I hope you get hit by a bus, fall on a dirty spork and catch several cases of the HIV, if only to expedite your entry into the Amish afterlife.
STOP WASTING MY VALUABLE AIR, FUCKFAIRY
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-12-30 13:16:54 EST (#)
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tastes like smiles... HAHAHAHA
next time use NSFW please
Submitted by FreshPrince (user info) at 2004-12-30 12:08:07 EST (#)
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Biscotti!!!!
I read your list, got blazed and decided Biscotti would be a good addition for the "higher class" stoner, who just cant live with regualar cookies
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-12-30 11:54:55 EST (#)
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Alright guys, awesome. List is getting longer!
Anyone else with any other ideas?
..And NO AJ, penis is not going on the list. sheesh.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-12-30 10:24:40 EST (#)
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Little Debbie Nutty Bars!
Good god how can you forget those???
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2004-12-30 09:45:25 EST (#)
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Pizza and ice cream need to be on that list.
Submitted by Joemama (user info) at 2004-12-30 01:58:46 EST (#)
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JollyRancher(Prison Treats) and #1......ya think?
Submitted by TimeCop (user info) at 2004-12-30 01:22:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-12-29 20:48:54 (#)
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You totally forgot the $.99 french fries dunked in the $.99 chocolate frosties from Wendy's.
Not that I'd know...or anything...or so I'm told.
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Me and Rebecca do that ALL THE FUCKING TIME! It is the greatest shit in the world.
Adding to the list:
Spicy Chicken Sandwich from Checkers.
Nachos, especially with meat.
Anything from Waffle House.
Anything from Krystal. Those little hamburgers are to die for.
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-12-30 01:21:41 EST (#)
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Crunchy Cheetos. So damn addictive when stoned.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-12-30 01:11:39 EST (#)
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..Can I get some ham..
..and smother it in love?
Or cookielass?
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-12-30 01:05:00 EST (#)
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well get some fucking baby back ribs.
or just get some ribs and smother it in BBQ sauce.
whichever.
Submitted by Kazzerax (user info) at 2004-12-30 00:41:06 EST (#)
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you damn perswasive bitch...yep, I know that isn't spelled right.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-12-29 23:28:41 EST (#)
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Honestly Bob, I've NEVER had babyback ribs.
Ever.
Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2004-12-29 23:14:40 EST (#)
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Should have all been in text.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-12-29 23:08:16 EST (#)
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gotta disagree.
Baby Back Ribs are the #2 thing to eat while high.
Submitted by kochier (user info) at 2004-12-29 23:03:02 EST (#)
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ahh i see, but still pretzels
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-12-29 22:56:43 EST (#)
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I did this idly. Took about 2 and a half hours to sift through the pictures, write up shit, compile it, et cetera. I didn't sit down and do it all at one time. Gotta take a break, smoke a J.
Submitted by kochier (user info) at 2004-12-29 22:43:47 EST (#)
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How could you forget pretzels? http://www.audiomagazine.com/Resource/pretzels.jpg and as for finding the images use google image search this shouldn't have taken hours
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2004-12-29 22:25:35 EST (#)
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Sorry, I skipped down to #1. I knew what it was, and I love to eat it, sober or stoned.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-12-29 22:21:06 EST (#)
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OREOS! How the fuck could I forget!
Submitted by SundanceKid (user info) at 2004-12-29 22:16:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2004-12-29 21:09:33 (#)
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WOOHOO!!!! I'm not a freak after all!!! Somebody else in this world eats that too!!! TAKE THAT YOU FUCKING BITCHY FLATMATES!!!!
Oh, and... uh... SundanceKid? You like lactating nipples? That's kinda gross, dude.
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Everything is better straight from the tap, sweetheart.
Maybe we could have some cookies and milk together sometime??
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-12-29 22:13:40 EST (#)
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I'm also planning on discussing how weed actually works. The differences between Indinca and Sativa, headhighs and being couchlocked. How they grow, and how they effect you. Then maybe how to roll perfect Js, Blunts, pack bongs, make bongs, et cetera.
I'll put a few of my homemade bongs up on ebay maybe. A hookah made out of a cream-soda bottle. Use an oxy-acetylene torch to heat it, a cork and backtube to expand, et cetera.
Maybe even a make-your-own-bong kit!
Submitted by ChannelDunlap (user info) at 2004-12-29 22:13:12 EST (#)
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Steak? Stoned? Come on, man. Too much work.
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2004-12-29 22:12:00 EST (#)
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It's easy to be an asshole to a COMPLETE AND TOTAL PSYCHO.
I didn't know the Amish smoked weed.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-12-29 22:01:36 EST (#)
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It'd be pretty sweet to get this on most heated. I've been toying with the idea of having a "Things to do while high", "Top 100 things to eat while high" "Top 50 things to drink while high"(i.e. sodas, alcohol, coffees, et cetera), "Top 10 sex positions while high" "Top 20 candies to eat while high"
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Good to see you havn't matured.
I like 'em young.
And wheres my blowjob I was promised?
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-12-29 21:50:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2004-12-29 21:16:53 (#)
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Here. Have some heat. This was B@W material.
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Are you fucking retarded?
Seriously, if you didn't see that punchline coming from a mile away you're an idiot.
And nice filename, Tigre you insecure little fucker.
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2004-12-29 21:42:19 EST (#)
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This... was FUCKING AWESOME! Where's jeannneeee , she needs to see this.
Plus motherfucking 100 man. Way to make my day.
I'd add a little to the list... these are just my personal favorites...
note: i work at a farmer's market, so... i have free access to most of these goodies....
1) blueberries. my top 1 food. blueberries are 1,000 orgasms encapsulated in a beautiful, sublime circle. I want to tattoo a giant blueberry on my back, between my shoulders. Heaven is jumping off a 1,000 foot cliff into a billion tons of blueberries and suffocating horribly. on deliciousness.
2) pomegranites. When these enormous, preferrably organic treats were in season and at the market this year, I bought a case a week (24 giant pomegranites). I literally ate 8 enormous pomegranites (a pound each) in one sitting, along with...
3) almond butter sticks. oh my god. downtown bakery is utopia.
and last but not least,
4) dude sushi is so good.
-chinaskaillegeguydurell
Submitted by FreshPrince (user info) at 2004-12-29 21:38:38 EST (#)
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B@W worthy.
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2004-12-29 21:16:53 EST (#)
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Here. Have some heat. This was B@W material.
Submitted by whataefag (user info) at 2004-12-29 21:11:18 EST (#)
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are you 12? This was terrible. And inaccurate. And your spelling's shit.
what a waste of a "few hours" ...
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2004-12-29 21:09:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-12-29 20:48:54 (#)
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You totally forgot the $.99 french fries dunked in the $.99 chocolate frosties from Wendy's.
Not that I'd know...or anything...or so I'm told.
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WOOHOO!!!! I'm not a freak after all!!! Somebody else in this world eats that too!!! TAKE THAT YOU FUCKING BITCHY FLATMATES!!!!
Oh, and... uh... SundanceKid? You like lactating nipples? That's kinda gross, dude.
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2004-12-29 21:07:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-12-29 19:20:36 (#)
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This took you a few hours?
Jesus.
Learn how to spell "definitely."
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AJ, your vagina has some sand in it...(awww, he's prolly upset cuz it's not edible anymore)
Great food to have whilst one might be stoned in NJ:
Taylor Ham, Egg, and Cheese on a hard roll (salt, pepper, ketchup, of course)
French Fries with mozzarella cheese and bron gravy (aka Disco fries)
In fact, I just got back from the diner after smoking my afterwork blunt, and that's what I had!
BEST DRINK: MOUNTAIN DEW
Awesome post.
Submitted by SundanceKid (user info) at 2004-12-29 20:58:53 EST (#)
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Cheesy Poofs
Pizza (ordered or tostinos)
cotton candy
gummi worms (not bears)
Cinnamon Rolls
Entire Hickory Farms gift box
Snickerdoodles
Gyros
French Fries (with or without cheese)
milky nipples
milky nipples with cheese from fries
milky nipples with cheese and a gummi worm
milky nipples with cotton candy and cheese
mil... gotta go!
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-12-29 20:54:30 EST (#)
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I've never had that combo while high. I've found cold food kinda sucks, though.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-12-29 20:48:54 EST (#)
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You totally forgot the $.99 french fries dunked in the $.99 chocolate frosties from Wendy's.
Not that I'd know...or anything...or so I'm told.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-12-29 20:39:22 EST (#)
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You forgot tater tots. Just sayin' is all.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-12-29 20:36:24 EST (#)
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..except.. I don't need a busride. A stiff breeze would prolly do it for me.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-12-29 19:56:18 EST (#)
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Same here Cookie. The second the rush starts to come on, the cold sweeps past my temple, I gotta hump somthing.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-12-29 19:45:32 EST (#)
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I think nachos kinda go hand in hand with tacos.. But that'll be on the next list.
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-12-29 19:41:08 EST (#)
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mmm, cake.
Submitted by CoreaPeekay (user info) at 2004-12-29 19:39:44 EST (#)
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NACHOS MOTHERFUCKER WHAT ABOUT THE GODDAMN NACHOS?!?!?
Burgers fuckin rock for munchie food, it sucks that the fast food shops are all.. a 20 minute walk away? carls jr and jack in the box.. but god damn its almost worth wallking there. Especially at night with your friends, you can toke all the way there.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-12-29 19:35:56 EST (#)
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#8 Oriental flavor
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2004-12-29 19:35:16 EST (#)
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I don't know about pussy but it does make dick better.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2004-12-29 19:35:01 EST (#)
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When I'm high, my girly parts go all tingly... a bumpy bus-ride could probably get me off in a matter of seconds.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-12-29 19:27:33 EST (#)
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Sex while high is awesome. I tend to warp in and out of being able to feel anything in general(i.e. being injured, back pain, penile pleasure, taste, etc). It's fun being able to go at it/"dine out" for 3-8 hours at a time.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-12-29 19:25:55 EST (#)
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Oh Sweet lord, I misspelled a word. Shall we go back to your posts, and see what words you've spelled wrong?
Or will you just give up and let me rape you in the ass?
It's going to happen AJ.
And I'm still waiting for you to suck my cock.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2004-12-29 19:25:06 EST (#)
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holy shit, Tigre... my good friend was just talking about how he's never had sex while high, and imagines that pussy would be double-yummy whilst bonged. wow.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-12-29 19:20:36 EST (#)
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This took you a few hours?
Jesus.
Learn how to spell "definitely."