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Submitted by Switters (View user info) at 2004-12-29 19:29:40 EST

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4133693.stm

Picture This:

You're 5, your mother is 72.
Your father had been married for 50 years, and had to masturbate into a cup to produce you.
Your mother (thank god it wasn't her egg) looks like this:



_40674205_rombody.jpg (13 kB)

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Submitted by yermom (user info) at 2005-01-17 19:16:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-12-30 13:15:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

?? what's the point?

Homer: Your mother and I have been thinking about giving the puppies
away.

Bart and Lisa:
Noooooo!

Homer: Mainly your mother.

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