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Rating: 0.65 on 16 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by the man who lives here (View user info) at 2004-12-30 10:39:20 EST


please send more cat toys and catnip treats to this address soon

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Submitted by dethcow (user info) at 2005-01-07 20:51:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-01-07 20:38:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

What the fuck?

Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-01-07 20:32:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH
this one's for your last review
oh my GOD...
especially this bit:

"And either way, at least you got an idea out of it,
didn't you? Don't be a fool, stay in school! Then maybe someday you can have an idea of
your very own. In the meantime, there's always Google Images search, isn't there? Tool."
AHAHAHAHA

Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-01-07 20:28:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

HAHAHAHHAAH
fucking bastard...

Submitted by wasabi (user info) at 2005-01-01 12:15:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

OK I'm giving you a +2 for this from a review you did:

"Verbs nouned."

Submitted by drfeggphd (user info) at 2004-12-30 15:32:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-12-30 12:21:17 (#)
Ranking: -2

how was th is rated 0.71?
---------------------------

I think it has something to do with math. Oh, you mean, WHY?

Well, you see, my cat is a big fan of Steve Martin, from back when he was funny.
I guess if my cat had been able to figure out how to post a picture it would have been
better. So, the reason it's amusing, if it is, has to do with the fact that while
cats know where they live, and can often find their way back home after people dump
them out somewhere far away, they don't actually know things like street numbers.
So, my cat was too stupid to realize that other people might not know where to send
the toys and treats, when he said "to this house." And some people thought that was
kind of funny, apparently. Or maybe they rated it highly because he spelled all the
words correctly.


WhatTheHell: Can't tell if you're just a hostile sonofabitch, or if you really hate
cats. The fact that you posted a picture of a cat after you read this leads me to believe
it is the former. Well, that's fine. And either way, at least you got an idea out of it,
didn't you? Don't be a fool, stay in school! Then maybe someday you can have an idea of
your very own. In the meantime, there's always Google Images search, isn't there? Tool.

Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2004-12-30 12:27:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Doc,

You are a strangely brilliant man.

Emphasis on the strange.

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-12-30 12:21:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

how was th is rated 0.71?

Submitted by riggyrow (user info) at 2004-12-30 11:48:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by MouRNIngLoRY (user info) at 2004-12-30 11:37:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME!

What a great message to wake up to!

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-12-30 11:32:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

JUST to fuck up your rating...........

That, and cats suck.

Submitted by drfeggphd (user info) at 2004-12-30 11:09:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I stepped out for just a few minutes....
He's going to fuck up my rating! He will be punished.

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2004-12-30 11:05:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

gay best friend cats? you slay me!

Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2004-12-30 10:56:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Cat got a hold of the computer again?

Submitted by Zandy1123 (user info) at 2004-12-30 10:45:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

my mom was telling me that she bought her cats a big catnip pillow/bed. within 20 minutes, the cats had unleashed a fury on the pillow, tearing it to shreds and actually fighting with eachother to get their paws on it...and these cats never fight - they're gay best friends.

catnip must be goooooood shit!



Submitted by Arm_The_Homeless (user info) at 2004-12-30 10:45:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Failed attachment or sheer courage?


Homer: Look at that. I'm the first non-Brazilian person to travel
backwards through time.

Mr. Peabody:
Correction, Homer, you're the second.

Sherman:
That's right, Mr. Peabody!

Mr. Peabody:
Quiet, you.

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