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A case of being blonde (704 hits)

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Rating: 1.56 on 21 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Fresh Prince <jonny.t1.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-12-31 00:42:40 EST


(This is in accordance with SPT)

Today, it was such a blonde day. I plugged in my cell phone to charge, two hours later I grab it and realized it wasn't plugged into the wall.

At around 4pm my phone dies.

At 7 pm I arrive home from work and I can't find my charger. I look for two hours and then I promptly headed to Hell-Mart to get a charger.

And of course beaner-mart doesn't have Samsung chargers. Apparently you can't shop at walmart if your cell isn't 15 years old.

Then I head over to Target, expecting to find something. All I got was a lousy car charger.

It has been cold and rainey, and my car has been broken into too many times to leave my phone in there.

Only 1 logical solution.

cell phone.JPG (66 kB)

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Submitted by FreshPrince (user info) at 2004-12-31 18:20:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2004-12-31 02:22:09 (#)
Ranking: 2

Holy shit.... that's GENIUS!!! Would you like to be the General of my Martian army?

http://www.ubersite.com/m/55512#1045379
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Yes, I will rule with an Iron fist and balls of steel.

Submitted by FreshPrince (user info) at 2004-12-31 14:40:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by TimeCop (user info) at 2004-12-31 00:56:10 (#)
Ranking: 1

I've got a spare samsung charger. I just got a new phone and I have two chargers now that both work for it. If you're willing to pony up the shipping charges, you can have it free.
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Sure, why not. What's your zip code? and around how much does that thing weigh?

PayPal?

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-12-31 12:13:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuckin' MacGuyver on that phones ass!

Submitted by xenon (user info) at 2004-12-31 11:51:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

that's not blonde. That's pretty damn smart.

Submitted by MikeyP3184 (user info) at 2004-12-31 11:47:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Ah, the joys of Jury Rigging.
you have taken Git'er done to a whole new level.

I congradulate you

Submitted by Jungle_Jimanee (user info) at 2004-12-31 05:58:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by ChannelDunlap (user info) at 2004-12-31 04:54:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Brilliant

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-12-31 04:48:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


ITS THE END OF THE FUCKING WORLD TONIGHT BABYS!

!!!!!!!!!!!NEW YEARS EVE 2005!!!!!!!!!!!

Get drunk, get high, get stupid, get rude, GET LAID, GET BROKE, GET TURNED THE FUCK ON.


SHITFUCK SAYS SO, BITCH.

Submitted by screamfeeder (user info) at 2004-12-31 02:41:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I could be a dick and saying something like, "Wow, you took Circuits 101, go you!".


But I won't.

Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2004-12-31 02:22:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Holy shit.... that's GENIUS!!! Would you like to be the General of my Martian army?

http://www.ubersite.com/m/55512#1045379

Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-12-31 02:10:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

blondes rule

im blonde

and drunk

Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-12-31 01:58:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You've got the same phone as me.

Verizon gave me 4 chargers... I'll sell you one.

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-12-31 01:46:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

yeah, i had trouble replacing my samsung charger

once i called my friend to ask him what his phone number was...

Submitted by TimeCop (user info) at 2004-12-31 00:56:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I've got a spare samsung charger. I just got a new phone and I have two chargers now that both work for it. If you're willing to pony up the shipping charges, you can have it free.

Submitted by FreshPrince (user info) at 2004-12-31 00:49:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh, and if you're wondering, that is the battery from my UPS (uninteruptable power supply)

Submitted by FreshPrince (user info) at 2004-12-31 00:48:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

it works. see the light on the cellphone?
That's its charging light

Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2004-12-31 00:48:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hahahahaha. This is like a day in the life of me. Except I'm not bright enough to rig up the contraption that you have going on.

Submitted by Jarvis (user info) at 2004-12-31 00:46:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 if it actually works

Submitted by MoonStone (user info) at 2004-12-31 00:45:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

"I plugged in my cell phone to charge, two hours later I grab it and realized it wasn't plugged into the wall."

what kind of idiot does that... <_< >_> <_< *cough* *cough*

Submitted by CaptainAmik (user info) at 2004-12-31 00:44:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Nothing to do with being blonde, that was fucking brilliant.

Submitted by FreshPrince (user info) at 2004-12-31 00:43:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

real men don't spell check (on spt)


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